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Postby Grenartia » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:03 pm

Retoa wrote:Yeah, and I am Osama Bin Laden. Get off NSG, infidels!


Oh, yeah? Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
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Are you sure you're Kim Jong? I want to see your lisence to Il.
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:07 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:Are you sure you're Kim Jong? I want to see your lisence to Il.

:rofl: I gotta sig that.
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Postby Sunny Marionette » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:09 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:Are you sure you're Kim Jong? I want to see your lisence to Il.

:rofl: I gotta sig that.

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Postby Asterdan » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:10 pm

Why has "Mr. Kim" refused to answer my question?
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Postby The Corparation » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:30 pm

Asterdan wrote:Why has "Mr. Kim" refused to answer my question?

Because in our fearless leaders eyes you are unworthy and unappreciative of his presence. He will still however fight for you. Just not answer trivial question which distract him from his double life as a superhero battling the evils of capitalism.
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Postby Asterdan » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:33 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Asterdan wrote:Why has "Mr. Kim" refused to answer my question?

Because in our fearless leaders eyes you are unworthy and unappreciative of his presence. He will still however fight for you. Just not answer trivial question which distract him from his double life as a superhero battling the evils of capitalism.


So... In his spare time he is:

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Postby The Corparation » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:45 pm

Asterdan wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Because in our fearless leaders eyes you are unworthy and unappreciative of his presence. He will still however fight for you. Just not answer trivial question which distract him from his double life as a superhero battling the evils of capitalism.


So... In his spare time he is:

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No, he's more like captain planet. But with heart replaced with lightning.
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Postby Asterdan » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:56 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Asterdan wrote:
So... In his spare time he is:

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No, he's more like captain planet. But with heart replaced with lightning.


I'd say at best he was Captain Pollution with the following Changes:

Fire-> Super Pollution
Earth-> Deforestation
Wind-> Smog
Water-> Toxics
Heart-> Hate

Which all equals:

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or

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Postby Israslovakahzerbajan » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:58 pm

KIm Jong Il, let the cute traffic girls go!
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Postby Auremena » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:58 pm

So F7 is your dumping ground?
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Postby Dvergheim » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:02 pm

Auremena wrote:So F7 is your dumping ground?
:(


F7 is life's dumping ground...

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Postby Auremena » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:05 pm

Dvergheim wrote:
Auremena wrote:So F7 is your dumping ground?
:(
F7 is life's dumping ground...
How should you know?
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Postby North Korea and Japan » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:06 pm

Yo! I am the Dominion of North Korea and Japan!!! This is the Japanese spiritual shogun Emperor Hirohito speaking:
-We do not appreciate, an oppressed state of our dominion, to speak about things that do not concern it
-We believe that Kim Il-Sung is the God of the Earth, but that his son was a mistake, much like American President Barack Obama
-We love you long time :ugeek:



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Postby Grenartia » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:08 pm

North Korea and Japan wrote:Yo! I am the Dominion of North Korea and Japan!!! This is the Japanese spiritual shogun Emperor Hirohito speaking:
-We do not appreciate, an oppressed state of our dominion, to speak about things that do not concern it
-We believe that Kim Il-Sung is the God of the Earth, but that his son was a mistake, much like American President Barack Obama
-We love you long time :ugeek:



You all may bow now :bow:


I lol'd.
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Postby Cyber Utopia » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:10 pm

Auremena wrote:How should you know?


derp posted with wrong nation.

I'm only joshing anyways. I'm not a particular fan of F7 but it don't hurt anyone so w/e
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Postby The blAAtschApen » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:13 pm

Syvorji wrote:Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss.


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Postby Syvorji » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:29 pm

Auremena wrote:So F7 is your dumping ground?
:(

Yes.

Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:KIm Jong Il, let the cute traffic girls go!


I could, but they want to stay in the DPRK. It is the best country on Earth.

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Postby The Corparation » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:58 pm

Syvorji wrote:
Auremena wrote:So F7 is your dumping ground?
:(

Yes.

Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:KIm Jong Il, let the cute traffic girls go!


I could, but they want to stay in the DPRK. It is the best country on Earth.

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Kidnap Japanese people to make him movies.


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The Rich Port wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Kidnap Japanese people to make him movies.


He can fucking have Michael Bay.

Sadly he ain't Japanese.
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Postby Syvorji » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:06 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Syvorji wrote:Yes.



I could, but they want to stay in the DPRK. It is the best country on Earth.

After sealand. Sorry old chum but sealand remains on top.

But Sealand is not a sovereign state. Ergo, the DPRK is the best nation on the planet.

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Postby Mediterreania » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:23 pm

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The Corparation wrote:After sealand. Sorry old chum but sealand remains on top.

But Sealand is not a sovereign state. Ergo, the DPRK is the best nation on the planet.

Yes, it is.
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:33 pm

Mediterreania wrote:
Syvorji wrote:But Sealand is not a sovereign state. Ergo, the DPRK is the best nation on the planet.

Yes, it is.


That's why we call it Best Korea!
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Postby Asterdan » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:17 pm

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Syvorji wrote:Yes, this is the Dear Leader of North Korea speaking. Today, I am here to show you what my views are on NSG.

My view on NSG is that there are a lot of differences in ideology. However, everyone who claims to be of a different ideology knew they truly support Kim il-Sung, myself, and the Juche philosophy. I knew it from experience, when I began developing that sense of knowing their true ideology, I assumed everybody on NSG supports the Juche idea. While many will say they do not, I can now proudly reveal to you that, yes, everyone on NSG knows that they support Juche, and my ideas. They support North Korea, and worship Kim il-Sung 5 times per day, as well as myself, 3.5 times per day. They really enjoy my ideology, they know everything about it, and when I see it, I know Juche is the best idea that mankind has ever invented, and it shows right here on NSG. People have praised it, Juche is really important and they knew that there is no God except Kim il-Sung and I (Kim Jong-il) is their prophet. Without him, we would be all... ...statues.

Since I know everybody could easily be loyal to Juche on NSG, I revealed myself in 2009 as Iraqialand and since then, I built up to proving that I am the true Kim Jong-il on NSG. Why? They all support Songun and Juche. They all support my opinions, and views, and that I knew it was the right place for me to spill out my legitimate opinions. However, over time, I know one thing that is priceless about NSG. It is the fact that many want to move to North Korea, and live there.

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens. Why? Because if there is anyone who truly opposes me, I can always send them to safety, right here on F7, whose only purpose is to function as a "summer camp." So, if you truly support Juche (which, let's face it, everyone does), you are a part of North Korea. So, as a result, I hereby proclaim the Province of NSG-do, or in English, NSG. If you're tired of being annoyed for your opinions, why not support a government on NSG who is going to push for your actual opinions?

Discuss.


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