[desc] A recent survey suggested that more than half of @@COUNTRY@@'s teenagers have accessed websites designated for 18+ users only. Since the survey's publication, many fingers have been pointed, culminating to yet another surprise meeting in your office to discuss who is really at fault.
[option 1] "It's an epidemic!" shouts concerned mother @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Time and time again we are shown that technology only promotes disgusting, dangerous acts. All it takes is one seemingly innocent search for a lifetime of addiction. Children under 18 should not be allowed to use the internet."
[effect] Adulthood begins with the creation of an email account
[option 2]"I agree, but let's first establish that it was the kids that did this," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, owner of hamstervideos.com, while pointing at the site's terms and conditions. "Upon accessing our site, they first had to confirm they were 18 or older! I never thought that they would ever lie about it, especially on the internet! The children need to be more aware of the consequences of their actions. Surely an investment in better sex education and safe internet use is needed here."
[effect]"Proper Incognito Habits 101" is the name of the latest sixth grade sex ed program.
[option 3]"Okay, but what about the parents that allowed this clear breach of the law under their own roofs?" asks pseudo-lawyer @@RANDOMNAME@@, who also happens to be your campaign adviser. "The parents who facilitate this kind of behavior must be held legally responsible. I'd also like to point out that one of your most threatening political opponents has a rebellious teenage boy."
[effect]Unruly children visit adult websites when angry with their parents.
[option 4]"The root of this problem is the accessibility of these websites," claims your IT support technician, as he restarts your computer for the third time today. "Why not implement internet-wide filters for 18+ websites? Only users who have verified their age to the government through their ID and other documents may get past these barriers. Plus, with all these registered internet users, we can finally hunt down the crazy people on that 5chin website."
[effect]Students photocopy fake IDs in school when the teachers aren't looking
I haven't done this in a while and I'm not sure if this issue is too 'inappropriate' for most users but I know at least a few issues mention porn so hopefully this is okay... I'd appreciate any feedback, thanks.