Let me know what you think of it. I'm legitimately alright if it's also just added to 219, or discarded.
Draft 2.00
Title: Who Would Expect a Secular Inquisition?
The Issue: Although organized religion has been abolished, many are questioning if religious-like beliefs still persist, and are offering an inquisition to try astrologists, ghost hunters, and people who put all their faith into having no faith.
Validity: Religion is banned
Option 1: Dr. Madalenin Hoxhair, a well-known hard-line atheist in a foundation platformed from the increasingly unpopular People for the Ethical Treatment of Everything, throws a golden ring into a fire. "Many atheists still hold almost religious beliefs in the superstitious and unprovable, and so have encouraged us to form an inquisition. However, it'll only be to try those in error and put them on the right track to scientific reasoning. Of course, in order to bring this noble plan into effect, the Hard-Line Atheist Office must have jurisdiction over the civil courts."
[effect] radicals devoid of answers have seized control of the law
Option 2: "People like you are exactly why @@NAME@@ needs an inquisition," hisses @@RANDOMNAME@@, known atheist preacher and writer of Lucky Socks and Other Magical Things, to the previous speaker. "We do need a unified belief — that while there is no Cyan Goddess, no Great Lumberer, no Floating Linguine Monster; there are still supernatural forces that science simply can not explain. After all, atheism is just a religion of no gods. We must persecute all of those who are living by some textbook, and teach them that science is not the answer to everything. It'll bring us into a new golden age!"
[effect] people wondering how things work are told to just accept things for what they are
Option 3: "Aren't inquisitions one of the reasons why we banned religion in the first place?" inquisitively inquires @@RANDOMNAME@@, a once devout follower of the Order of Maxx. "These mirxen — pardon my language — ultra-atheists have plunged us all into chaos! @@NAME@@ doesn't need an inquisition; it needs to legalize religion! Everyone should have the right to think, preach, worship, believe, think, contemplate, think, believe... whatever the Mixmax they please. It's time to move beyond these hateful principles!"
[effect] whole towns are baffled by the sudden presence of people in robes chanting hymns and preaching tales of @@ANIMAL@@-men
[Flag Change] Atheism is removed
ed: Forgot to add the flag change to option 3.
ed2: If this does end up being its own issue, I'm 100% fine with the author of the normal issue being considered "co-author" in this.
edF: Officially discarded it. Prior final edit: June 11, 2018.