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Voxija
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Tue Jun 23, 2020 5:43 pm

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Noahs Second Country
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Anarchy

Postby Noahs Second Country » Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:57 pm

#636: Going On The Cyber Offensive [Noahs Second Country; ed:Candlewshisper Archive]
#634: Bullet Time [Rubyna; ed:Candlewshisper Archive]

Randomly noticed these typos here, from the table of contents.
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TalAkMaChen
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Founded: Sep 04, 2006
New York Times Democracy

Postby TalAkMaChen » Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:06 pm

  • I could not find any mention of a change of #928, but apparently option 5 is not seen for Socilist nations - only capitalists have "private clinics" I assume.
  • Also, #1250 got a third option. Why did that go by unnoticed so far? Trott's list has 3 options, but nobody bothered to post the option text so far. :eyebrow:

    Validity apparently: has compensation law suits (i.e. similar to #302 and #1147).

    3. “Had an injury that wasn’t your fault?” interjects lawyer Harriet Wonka from the compensation claims firm SoSueThem. “We can represent you on a no-win, no-fee basis. Our... oh, sorry Leader, I thought you were the punter. Uh, injured claimant, I mean. While I’ve got you though, maybe you could look at some deregulation of my profession? The best way for you to create better safety standards is to empower lawyers in the noble crusade to promote medical accountability! Let the free market save the day!”
Edit: I guess the name is random but only saw it once so far.
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Juniria
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Founded: Jul 30, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Juniria » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:31 pm

What the bleep? I have a feeling this was inspired by the unicycle one.

#1344: Ups and Downs

The Issue

Trampoline parks are springing up all over @@NAME@@, with legions of playful children of all ages leaping off raised platforms and bouncing off mats. Perhaps predictably, large numbers of injuries are occurring with a multitude of sprained ankles, a not insignificant number of broken limbs, and even a bizarre incident where two amorous braces-wearing teenagers became entangled and required urgent medical intervention.

The Debate

1. “One person per trampoline, no talking while jumping, land only on your feet, do not jump between trampolines, wall trampolines are for decorative purposes only, and the company is not liable for any injuries,” recites Kendra Wynne, CEO of Twist-and-Scream Jump Park. “That’s what it says in our three minute mandatory induction video, and on the waivers that we make all customers sign, and on the big signs above the steel-spiked climbing wall. We don’t need a nanny state telling people what they can and can’t do, and if people hurt themselves then it’s due to their own carelessness. Trampolining is actually great exercise for kids. In fact, you should subsidise schools who want to incorporate our play parks into their school PE lessons. It’ll be fun and educational! Er... funducational!”

2. “Nobody is trying to stop kids having fun,” snaps sour-faced parent Quincy Eko, pinning his four-year-old son’s arms down to stop him touching a nearby balloon. “There just ought to be more stringent regulations of these businesses, and no legal weight to waiving responsibility for children under their care with a disclaimer. Fine them for each injury that occurs under their watch, and our children will be safer.”

3. “Actually, stopping kids having fun sounds like quite a good idea,” observes algebra teacher Newt Onslaugh, decorating a pile of x hundred-question mathematics test papers with a total of (sin2(x) + cos2(x))(e2ln10)x red crosses. “Maybe if the government banned trampoline parks and replaced them with mathematics activity centres then these idiot children might be able to raise their academic achievement levels a little.”

Issue by The AI See You of Candlewhisper Archive

Edited by Candlewhisper Archive
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Trotterdam
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Founded: Jan 12, 2012
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Trotterdam » Mon Jun 29, 2020 2:44 pm

Juniria wrote:What the bleep? I have a feeling this was inspired by the unicycle one.
Nah, this one makes sense.

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Candlewhisper Archive
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Founded: Aug 28, 2015
Capitalizt

Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:43 am

Trotterdam wrote:
Juniria wrote:What the bleep? I have a feeling this was inspired by the unicycle one.
Nah, this one makes sense.


I'll take that as a high compliment. :)

And also, it was written and submitted long before the unicycle one.
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Jutsa
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Founded: Dec 06, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Jutsa » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:28 am

Now we need a chain issue involving both unicycles and trampolines.
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Flying Eagles
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Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Flying Eagles » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:12 pm

I find it kinda cool that I got #1132, Gold Standard, only after saying yes to the Olympics
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TalAkMaChen
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Founded: Sep 04, 2006
New York Times Democracy

Postby TalAkMaChen » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:46 pm

Flying Eagles wrote:I find it kinda cool that I got #1132, Gold Standard, only after saying yes to the Olympics


Unsurprising for a follow-up issue. ;)

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The Candy Of Bottles
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Founded: Jan 01, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Candy Of Bottles » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:21 pm

Juniria wrote:What the bleep? I have a feeling this was inspired by the unicycle one.

#1344: Ups and Downs

The Issue

Trampoline parks are springing up all over @@NAME@@, with legions of playful children of all ages leaping off raised platforms and bouncing off mats. Perhaps predictably, large numbers of injuries are occurring with a multitude of sprained ankles, a not insignificant number of broken limbs, and even a bizarre incident where two amorous braces-wearing teenagers became entangled and required urgent medical intervention.

The Debate

1. “One person per trampoline, no talking while jumping, land only on your feet, do not jump between trampolines, wall trampolines are for decorative purposes only, and the company is not liable for any injuries,” recites Kendra Wynne, CEO of Twist-and-Scream Jump Park. “That’s what it says in our three minute mandatory induction video, and on the waivers that we make all customers sign, and on the big signs above the steel-spiked climbing wall. We don’t need a nanny state telling people what they can and can’t do, and if people hurt themselves then it’s due to their own carelessness. Trampolining is actually great exercise for kids. In fact, you should subsidise schools who want to incorporate our play parks into their school PE lessons. It’ll be fun and educational! Er... funducational!”

2. “Nobody is trying to stop kids having fun,” snaps sour-faced parent Quincy Eko, pinning his four-year-old son’s arms down to stop him touching a nearby balloon. “There just ought to be more stringent regulations of these businesses, and no legal weight to waiving responsibility for children under their care with a disclaimer. Fine them for each injury that occurs under their watch, and our children will be safer.”

3. “Actually, stopping kids having fun sounds like quite a good idea,” observes algebra teacher Newt Onslaugh, decorating a pile of x hundred-question mathematics test papers with a total of (sin2(x) + cos2(x))(e2ln10)x red crosses. “Maybe if the government banned trampoline parks and replaced them with mathematics activity centres then these idiot children might be able to raise their academic achievement levels a little.”

Issue by The AI See You of Candlewhisper Archive

Edited by Candlewhisper Archive


Just got Kitty Pence and Reginald Watson. Newt Onslaugh seems fixed. Hmm... NewtOn slaugh --> Newton Slaugh? NewtOns laugh --> Newtons Laugh? Newton's Laugh?
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Drasnia
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Anarchy

Postby Drasnia » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:32 pm

The Candy Of Bottles wrote:Just got Kitty Pence and Reginald Watson. Newt Onslaugh seems fixed. Hmm... NewtOn slaugh --> Newton Slaugh? NewtOns laugh --> Newtons Laugh? Newton's Laugh?

I imagine Onslaugh is supposed to be pronounced like "Onslaught" but without the "t", which would eventually make it Newton's Law.
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Jutsa
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Jutsa » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:10 am

Issue #890 option 2b: Australian should be @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@. I'm sure you can guess who reported that option and who added it into the list. :P
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Valentine Z
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Valentine Z » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:48 am

It's weekends for me! And you know what that means!

Time for another changelog! Hopefully I will try to cover as much as I can over the two days. ♥



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Jutsa
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Postby Jutsa » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:37 am

Another little typo: 625.6's validity, I forgot to stick a bracket on the end. Woops. :lol:
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Authoritaria-Imperia
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Founded: Nov 06, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Authoritaria-Imperia » Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:16 pm

It's not especially important, but in the table of contents, the editor of 634 is credited as "Candlewshisper Archive"…

Edit: Noahs Second Country already caught this. As he's pointed out, #636 has the same problem.
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Candlewhisper Archive
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Capitalizt

Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:39 am

Authoritaria-Imperia wrote:It's not especially important, but in the table of contents, the editor of 634 is credited as "Candlewshisper Archive"…


Probably a Freudian Shi... Uh... Slip.
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Fauxia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Fauxia » Tue Jul 07, 2020 2:42 pm

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:
Authoritaria-Imperia wrote:It's not especially important, but in the table of contents, the editor of 634 is credited as "Candlewshisper Archive"…


Probably a Freudian Shi... Uh... Slip.

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Jutsa
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Jutsa » Tue Jul 07, 2020 4:27 pm

Cabalshifter Endive...
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Valentine Z
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Valentine’s Changelog 008.

Postby Valentine Z » Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:51 am

Valentine’s Changelog 008 – Now with more cats.



Tak’s Big List Change. Source.

Issue Master List 0800 – 0819
  • Issue 0804: Changed description: which he subsequently did → which @@HE@@ subsequently did


Issue Master List 0820 – 0839
  • Added space between editor’s name. ed:Editor → ed: Editor.
  • Issue 0822: Changed description: The @@CAPITAL@@ Herald → The @@CAPITAL@@ Herald
  • Issue 0822.2: How To Train Your Unicorn → How To Train Your Unicorn
  • Issue 0822.2: to utilise more kids → to utilise more kids
  • Issue 0828.3: Years of habeas corpus proceedings → Years of habeas corpus proceedings
  • Issue 0831: Changed description: @@LEADER@@ Fan Club → @@LEADER@@ Fan Club
  • Issue 0834.2: @@currency@@ → @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@
  • Issue 0836.5: reads Hugs Not Drugs. → reads Hugs Not Drugs.


Issue Master List 0840 – 0859
  • Issue 0843.1: raising his eyebrow → raising @@HIS@@ eyebrow
  • Issue 0849: Changed description: @@CURRENCY@@ → @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@
  • Issue 0849.3: bespectacled man → bespectacled @@MAN@@
  • Issue 0849.3: his lap → @@HIS@@ lap
  • Issue 0852.2: Renee Stevens → @@RANDOMNAME@@
  • Issue 0853.2: World Travel Magazine → World Travel Magazine
  • Issue 0858.4: Honour Judge @@FIRSTNAME_1@@ → Honour Judge @@RANDOMLASTNAME_1@@


Issue Master List 0860 – 0879
  • Issue 0862.3: Nationalist Jiang Räikkönen → Nationalist @@RANDOMNAME@@
  • Issue 0862.3: in front of him → in front of @@HIM@@
  • Issue 0863.2: mean to say we as a nation, make → mean to say we as a nation, make
  • Issue 0864: Changed description: sect Ultra-Violet has → sect Ultra-Violet has
  • Issue 0864.3: "A tragedy, @@NAME@@," → "A tragedy, @@LEADER@@,"
  • Issue 0865.4: Angry Taxpayers Federation → Angry Taxpayers Federation
  • Issue 0877.1: Blue Eagle fighter → Blue @@ANIMAL@@ fighter


Issue Master List 0880 – 0899
  • Issue 0881: Changed description: 500,000 sotas → 500,000 @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@
  • Issue 0881.2: a billion sotas → a billion @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@
  • Issue 0882: Changed description: scandal du jour is a → scandal du jour is a
  • Issue 0883: Changed description: Tyrannosaurus Rex → Tyrannosaurus Rex
  • Issue 0897: Changed description: Lessons with Lucifer → Lessons with Lucifer
  • Issue 0897.1: My God Loves Me → My God Loves Me
  • Issue 0897.2: Lessons with Lucifer is all about teaching kids to have an open mind. It’s not devil-worship → Lessons with Lucifer is all about teaching kids to have an open mind. It’s not devil-worship


Issue Master List 0900 – 0919
  • Issue 0908.2: @@LEADER@@ is Love, @@LEADER@@ is Life → @@LEADER@@ is Love, @@LEADER@@ is Life
  • Issue 0912.3: taken it upon himself to → taken it upon @@HIM@@self to
  • Issue 0913.1: Come now, Leader → Come now, @@LEADER@@
  • Issue 0916: Changed description: the Batter Up! Baseball League playoffs → the Batter Up! Baseball League playoffs
  • Issue 0916.3: throw in some real @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ → throw in some real @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
  • Issue 0917.1: I have four boys → I have four @@BOYS@@
  • Issue 0917.1: fortune in Dollars → fortune in @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@


Issue Master List 0920 – 0939
  • Issue 0921: Changed description: one million bits somewhere → one million @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ somewhere
  • Issue 0921.1: booms @@NAME@@'s overworked Chief of Police → booms @@CAPITAL@@'s overworked Chief of Police
  • Issue 0921.2: she rummages through → @@SHE@@ rummages through
  • Issue 0921.2: she storms out → @@HE@@ storms out
  • Issue 0928: Changed description: to @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@, the first baby conceived by in vitro fertilisation in @@REGION@@. As Alejandro → to @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME_1@@, the first baby conceived by in vitro fertilisation in @@REGION@@. As @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME_1@@
  • Issue 0928.5: calculations on her fingers. → calculations on @@HIS@@ fingers.
  • Issue 0929: Changed description: Overnight, police in any of the states or regions → Overnight, police in @@CAPITAL@@ raided
  • Issue 0930: Changed description: The @@CAPITAL@@ Times → The @@CAPITAL@@ Times
  • Issue 0931.1: Reasoner → Reasoner
  • Issue 0931.2: Reasoner → Reasoner
  • Issue 0933.1: Planet of the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ → Planet of the @@ANIMALPLURAL@@
  • Issue 0933.4: Responsible Gun Owners Association → Responsible Gun Owners Association


Issue Master List 0940 – 0959
  • Issue 0941.1: Eternity Is a Long Time or Channel Number 5: A Newswoman’s Perfume → Eternity Is a Long Time or Channel Number 5: A Newswoman’s Perfume
  • Issue 0942.1: globe in his office → globe in @@HIS@@ office
  • Issue 0946.3: banned from the Council Groves subway → banned from the @@CAPITAL@@ subway
  • Issue 0946.4: holding her nose → holding @@HIS@@ nose
  • Issue 0947.1: Eobard Howell → @@RANDOMNAME@@
  • Issue 0948: Changed description: Women’s Problems Monthly → Women’s Problems Monthly
  • Issue 0948.2: ensure neither gender → ensure neither gender
  • Issue 0948.5: Desmond Kennedy → @@RANDOMMALENAME@@
  • Issue 0950.2: Her verbal tirade is suddenly cut short as she → @@HIS@@ verbal tirade is suddenly cut short as @@HE@@
  • Issue 0953.1: as he looks up → as @@HE@@ looks up


Issue Master List 0960 – 0979
  • Issue 0962: Changed description: N’Ever Fres → N’Ever Fres
  • Issue 0962.2: rants @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, the parent of a recently-diagnosed coeliac girl. → rants @@RANDOMNAME_1@@, the parent of @@RANDOMMALEFIRSTNAME_2@@, a recently-diagnosed boy with coeliac disease.
  • Issue 0962.3: If this man had a grain of sense, he’d realise → If this @@MAN_1@@ had a grain of sense, @@HE_1 @@’d realise
  • Issue 0962.5: Look, @@FIRSTNAME_1@@ is a slice short of a loaf, → Look, that idiot is clearly a slice short of a loaf,
  • Issue 0962.6: Look, @@FIRSTNAME_1@@ is a slice short of a loaf, → Look, that idiot is clearly a slice short of a loaf,
  • Issue 0968: Changed description: contest @@REGION@@vision, the → contest @@REGION@@vision, the
  • Issue 0968.1: Rebecca Long Karsprintian → @@RANDOMMALENAME@@ Karsprintian
  • Issue 0968.1: and you know what those people think of us → and you know what those people think of us
  • Issue 0968.2: crescendoes Gerald Sharp → crescendoes @@RANDOMNAME@@
  • Issue 0968.3: that @@REGION@@vision always → that @@REGION@@vision always
  • Issue 0968.4: like 60 Clock-ticks, or informative, like Will Zeke the Science Geek, then → like 60 Clock-ticks, or informative, like Will Zeke the Science Geek, then
  • Issue 0969.3: as she stumbles → as @@HE@@ stumbles
  • Issue 0971.5: he yells → @@HE@@ yells
  • Issue 0974.1: @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@ → @@RANDOMNAME@@
  • Issue 0974.1: her soggy raincoat → @@HIS@@ soggy raincoat


Issue Master List 0980 – 0999
  • Issue 0981.1: General Simpson → General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@
  • Issue 0981.2: Anna Benteen → @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Banteen
  • Issue 0981.2: her worry beads → @@HIS@@ worry beads
  • Issue 0981.3: Earl Gruber → @@RANDOMNAME@@
  • Issue 0981.3: his eyes → @@HIS@@ eyes
  • Issue 0984.5: Ka-boom! → Ka-boom!
  • Issue 0984.5: TransMorphers and Adolescent Monster Samurai Frogs → TransMorphers and Adolescent Monster Samurai Frogs
  • Issue 0984.6: Ka-boom! → Ka-boom!
  • Issue 0984.6: TransMorphers vs Capitalist @@ANIMAL@@ and Adolescent Monster Revolutionary Frogs → TransMorphers vs Capitalist @@ANIMAL@@ and Adolescent Monster Revolutionary Frogs
  • Issue 0985: Changed description: Virtual Planet → Virtual Planet
  • Issue 0985.3: Josh Ramirez → @@RANDOMNAME@@
  • Issue 0992.5: Ludwig Freeman → @@RANDOMNAME@@




Jutsa’s Big Help. Source.

Issue Master List 1320 – 1339


A little overdue, and I got a lot of help from Jutsa for compiling the later issues! By another changelog, I should be able to finish Tal's huge list, then to move on to other bits I might have missed! ^^

Personal note: Stopped at Page 248 still. Revisit here from Issue 1000 for the next check. Fix more stuff!
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Electrum » Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:22 am

Juniria wrote:
3. “Actually, stopping kids having fun sounds like quite a good idea,” observes algebra teacher Newt Onslaugh, decorating a pile of x hundred-question mathematics test papers with a total of (sin2(x) + cos2(x))(e2ln10)x red crosses. “Maybe if the government banned trampoline parks and replaced them with mathematics activity centres then these idiot children might be able to raise their academic achievement levels a little.”


The option above should be italicised and have the correct math, i.e.

3. “Actually, stopping kids having fun sounds like quite a good idea,” observes algebra teacher Newt Onslaugh, decorating a pile of x hundred-question mathematics test papers with a total of (sin2(x) + cos2(x))(e2ln10)x red crosses. “Maybe if the government banned trampoline parks and replaced them with mathematics activity centres then these idiot children might be able to raise their academic achievement levels a little.”


Wow. What a terrible algebra teacher. Those tests are too hard.
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