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by The Babbage Islands » Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:16 pm
by Burchadinger » Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:29 am
by Novikov » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:39 am
by Consortina » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:12 pm
by Kelssek » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:18 pm
by Cotdelapoms » Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:06 pm
by Churchma » Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:31 pm
by Newmanistan » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:37 am
by Pays de Horreur » Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:40 pm
Player Name Pos Info
Orangutan Vernazza GKP Exhibited ability to accurately throw feces and to catch bananas thrown towards him.
God's Power Apekunde DEF The biggest and strongest of the bunch. Defends corners well by hanging from the crossbar.
Lab Assistant A DEF Also known as Dave Stephens
Lab Assistant B DEF Science was never his mistress, so he's chuffed to be given the chance to play football.
Lab Assistant C DEF Is reluctant to play.
Chimpanzeke MID Has quick feet and a mischievous tail.
Ook Ook MID Boisterous. He's the goon, the agitator, sent to disrupt midfield flow with his howling.
Bonobous Hawk MID Will pick your pocket and pinch the ball, before keeping if for himself and refusing to share.
Ababoon Soro FWD Has an eye for goal and a finger to scratch himself inappropriately.
Simian Di Bradini FWD The lab's favourite and captain, much to the chagrin of the humans.
Jeremy McMacaque FWD Has shown a propensity to hump the ball when nobody is looking.
Player Name Pos Info
Lab Assistant D FREE Doesn't want to play.
Lab Assistant E FREE Hates outdoors sports and would rather stay home engaging in LARP.
Lab Assistant F FREE Has a long standing cold, sounds very nasal.
Lab Assistant G FREE Is a former college hockey player, the only one with a sporting history.
Lab Assistant H FREE Has been sent as punishment for persistent tardiness.
Lab Assistant I FREE Is the health and safety monitor of the team.
Lab Assistant J FREE Pwns n00bs online, sux at real sports
Lab Assistant K FREE Is extremely overweight, unlikely to play.
Lab Assistant L FREE Wants to go home and LARP with assistant D.
Rat King ??? Not much is known of the rat king at this time.
Mr. Fergal ??? Nothing is known of Mr. Fergal at this time.
by The Babbage Islands » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:26 am
1: Elizabeth Hanna 26 K 42/0 Dover City
13: Bill Shelton 33 K 0/0 Belgium FC
3: Jerry Kirkpatrick (capt.) 32 D 96/6 Dunboor FC (Cafundéu)
4: Ronald Dennis 26 D 65/4 OGC Nancy
5: Caitlyn Ballantyne 27 D 0/0 Ranca Toco (Cafundéu)
2: Chloe Morris 25 D 25/3 OGC Nancy
23: Arnfinnur Valbjörnsson 25 D 0/0 Dover City Mountaineers (Newmanistan)
12: Anatolij Karamzin 30 D 0/0 Bloomfield National
14: Sūl Nam-gīn 27 D 14/0 Dover City
22: Martin Cohen 32 D 0/0 Baden 98
16: Nicole Curtis 26 D 3/0 Gernsback United
11: Veronika Hennicke 26 M 86/23 Greenville Rovers
6: Skarphéðinn Grímsson (vc) 26 M 14/2 Volerander FC (Swartaz)
7: Tad Hollister 26 M 29/5 Firewood City (Osarius)
17: Neil Butler 26 M 14/1 Belgium FC
23: Jóhanna Arnljótsdóttir 24 M 0/0 Viktoria Baden
21: Jayden Cook 28 M 27/6 Bloomfield National
20: Þorgeir Jónasson 26 M 7/0 Cardiff FC
9: Jason Olson 29 F 58/28 Clube Comercial (Cafundéu)
8: Bethany Martin 24 F 24/16 Hastmead Diamante (Osarius)
10: Glen Svoboda 18 F 13/10 Dover City
15: Bertrand Duval 23 F 0/0 Sparta (Cotdelapoms)
19: Kristine Lindquist 23 F 3/0 West Penthoria Marlins (Newmanistan)
by Kagdazka and Pazhujebu » Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:59 pm
---------------------------------------Ichuvihaja
Chahachim Radic Bhara Mizirov Vaskaryev
Spiridonov
Oujadda Nikolic
Ghur
Vuhumkara
My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers? Y
Godmod scoring events? Y
RP injuries to my players? N
Godmod injuries to my players? N
Hand out yellow cards to my players? Y
Hand out red cards to my players? Y
Godmod other events? TG me about anything major, but probably Y
by Azulcena » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:54 am
by Bears Armed » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:20 am
by Western cuba » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:56 am
by Queer Poco el Mono Ara » Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:10 pm
by Al-Mumtaz » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:23 pm
by Cassadaigua » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:17 am
by Sorthern Northland » Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:22 am
by Rejistania » Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:20 pm
Headlines from the Na~ovi Nanti: Hetkali election ended in no candidate over 2% hurdle - Syku I Jai fired as coach of Aetaila Seli, youth coach Hea I Juien takes over reins of club - Rising number of fairy penguins in Sumumusumu and neighboring islands
by Rustika » Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:31 am
by Akbarabad » Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:34 am
by Delaclava » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:53 am
STARTERS
GK 1 Graham Torres Catherina FC
DF 4 Lucio Magnani Steckholl United
DF 19 Sheldon Berrera Catherina FC
DF 3 Calvin Pope Steckholl United
DF 5 Jamal Pacheco First City
MF 7 Stanley Ichtyelkov Catherina FC
MF 10 Mose Fuentes Catherina FC
MF 18 Ruben Hester Steckholl United
MF 00 Alessandro Campeon Berrera (c) Catherina FC
FW 9 Geraldo Ayala Steckholl United
FW 16 Simon De Braden First City
SUBSTITUTES
DF 24 Jim Molina Juegas
MF 27 John Ewing Good Liz Walsh
MF/FW 6 Darcy Mulrooney Steckholl United
FW 17 Zhenya Filatov Catherina FC
FW 86 Mustafa Shakur Unsigned
FW 12 Calvin Castillo Catherina FC
RESERVES/PRACTICE SQUAD
GK 35 Tiki Kahmaneh Tigers
GK 99 Kyle Tran Good Liz Walsh
GK 20 Saul Berrera Rhodes
DF 26 Alex Hickman South Harbor
DF 8 Chad DeLeon South Harbor
DF 11 Devin Santana Cleopatrana SC
MF 2 David Ward South Harbor
MF 22 Gordon Compton Good Liz Walsh
MF 15 Chet Hardy Blackwell
FW 28 Kurt Holcomb Blackwell
FW 13 Marko Berrera Metro Tirana
FW 23 Mikel Berrera Metro Tirana
by Grays Harbor » Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:49 pm
by Legalese » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:47 pm
My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers Y
Godmod scoring events Y
RP injuries to my players Y
Godmod injuries to my players Y
Hand out yellow cards to my players Y
Hand out red cards to my players within reason
Godmod other events Y
The only thing I ask is that you go no worse than what you'd do to your own team ;)
by Milchama » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:07 am
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