Puppy-Woodchipper Safety Act
Category: Moral Decency | Strength: Strong
The World Assembly,
NOTING that some inhabitants of member states choose to throw puppies into woodchippers,
HORRIFIED at this practice,
WONDERING how any anyone can resist puppy eyes,
HEREBY:1) REQUIRES member states to ban the act of throwing puppies into woodchippers,
2) MANDATES that member states must prosecute and sentence this act to the fullest extent of the law,
3) CONDEMNS anyone who wishes to throw puppies into woodchippers,
4) RECOMMENDS that member states should extend these protections to kittens and adult dogs.