What went on before
OOC: These posts are from the GA forum, detailing the events that led to the creation of this RP thread. They are put here as background information and to remind us what happened previously.
Potted Plants United wrote:
The room was large, consisting not only of an office, but also what would normally be the living quarters for an ambassador and their aides. The walls between the original rooms have been knocked out of the way, so the ceiling was supported by pillars only. There was no feeling of space, though, because most of the airspace was crowded by strategically placed leaves, forming tiers of canopy to bask in the rays of the UV lamps colonizing the ceiling. The floor was covered with plantpots of various sizes, except for an area immediately in from the door.
Johan Milkus stepped in with a breathing mask on. The air inside contained too much carbon dioxide to be healthy for him. The oxygen produced by the plants in the office was used to pay for the electricity needed for the UV lamps, so the atmosphere was kept ideal for the plants, not animals like humans. The lighting was dim in visual wavelengths, because the windows of the rooms were absolutely plastered with leaves.
The largest plant in the room, the one whose leaves covered the windows, grew in a trough, and its vines and mooring roots extended well into the room. It was the plant, Johan knew, that had bootstrapped the plants' collective consciousness into sapiency. And the final catalyst for that had been when the plant ate one of his predecessors, back when he had been an aide to the Araraukarian ambassador.
The air in the room was so moist that he broke out with sweat within a minute. The companion vine that grew on him moved a little, as its rootlets collected the moisture. He had already grown so used to the slight tickling that he barely noticed it.
Within the area near the door, there was a table with chairs around it, and a commucations monitor on the table. Johan sat on a chair.
"We wish to invite others." The words appeared on the screen, glowing green. The plants tended to get to the point quickly, unless dealing with foreign delegacies.
"Which others?" he asked aloud, knowing full well that there were plants in the room that could see and hear as well as him, thus making the hivemind aware of what he had said.
"The suspicious ones. Not Leverett."
That made Johan smile a little. The Araraukarian ambassador's antipathy towards the Potted Plants United hivemind was well-known by now. And unlikely to change as long as she lived.
"Do you want me to go meet them in person?"
"Yes. Start with Abacathea. We will purge the air for their visit. Go."
As soon as he had left, his phone beeped a message from his companion plant.Message to send to Abacathean ambassador's office:
You are cordially invited to visit the headquarters of Potted Plants United, on floor 28. We are sending our human liaison officer Johan Milkus to talk about the details of your visit with you. We wish to form an alliance - even an informal one - with Abacathea.
Yours, the collective consciousness of Potted Plants United
Send [Yes|No]
Johan clicked 'yes' and then headed for the Strangers' Bar. It was very likely that he might find the Abacathean ambassador there.
However, before the Abacathean visit came to be, due to recent events in the Strangers' Bar, the following unfolded:
Louisistan wrote:Assoicate Ambassador Barber, after having informed the Military Attaché about the looming threat of a Kennyite Death Star attack, re-enter the bar, when he hears Janis scream.YOU MEAN THAT PRICKLY THING IS VENOMOUS?!"
He rolls his eyes. "Yeah, that sounds about right." , he mutters to himself. He pulls a smartphone out of his pocket and dials a number. "Josh? It's Julian! I think, it's time to open relation with these plants. You know, before they poison Max' scotch.... Yes... Yes, Minister... Of course... Well, I'll try my best... Okay... See you, Josh." He orders another glass of mineral water and pours it over the cactus.
Then this exchange took place:
Louisistan wrote:Mrs. Finch picks up the telephone and dials a number.
"Oh my. An answering machine." she waits silently until the machine allows her to have a message recorded. Yes, hello. Is this the office of PPU? Gladys Finch here, Executive Secretary of the Louisistanian delegation. On behalf of Special Ambassador Schneider and Associate Ambassador Barber, I would like to arrange a meeting. Please call me back at your convenience to arrange the details. Thank you. Our phone extension is -1337."
Potted Plants United wrote:The Liaison Officer Johan Milkus was just wiping the antibiotic fluid off of his right hand, when his communicator beeped. "What now?" he sighed, half-dreading to check the message. Fortunately it wasn't another urgent distress call from the Bar's cactus.Sender: Hivemind
Subject: Phonecall
Message: Answering machine. Ask if want direct contact or text.
So after listening the answering machine message, he rang up the Louisistan office to explain that at PPU's actual office, there normally weren't any plants capable of holding a spoken conversation, thus the answering machine, but if the ambassadors insisted, a speaker plant could be brought in. Or the conversation could be done on a computer screen in text on the plants' side. They could hear very well.
The air would be moist. There would be dry places to sit, and the air would be purged of extra carbon dioxide so breather masks weren't needed. Beverages and edibles could be had. No firemaking equipment, even matches, were allowed inside. It would be unwise to make threatening moves towards the larger plants, as some of them were carnivorous and able to defend themselves. A symbolic gift of nutrients or water would be appreciated.
And yes, he could be present if the ambassadors so wished, but he had no more instant connection to the hivemind than anyone else whose phone number they knew and could send text messages to. Emails worked too. Any other questions or requests?
Louisistan wrote:From: barber@louis.ga.wahq.wa
To: milkus@ppu.ga.wahq.wa
Subject: Meeting
Dear Mr. Milkus,
thank you for getting back to us. We would prefer a meeting including a speaker plant. Your presence is requested, so as to iron out any inter-species-misunderstandings which might arise. The conditions you described are acceptable for us, as long as we have the hivemind's word that we will not be harmed while we abide by your rules.
Please tell us when we can stop by your office.
Yours sincerely,
Julian Barber, Associate Ambassador
Potted Plants United wrote:From: hivemind@ppu.ga.wahq.wa
To: barber@louis.ga.wahq.wa
Subject: Meeting
We have but two laws of our own. One: Do not harm sapients. Two: Harming sapients is only allowed if they are trying to kill one of our core selves.
Your ambassadors are sapient. Unless they initiate violence, they are safer visiting us than visiting the Strangers' Bar.
Purging the suite's atmosphere of carbon dioxide will take us several hours, and cause a significant drop in our oxygen output into the building's ventilation. We will need some time to prepare. Earliest two days from now, at noon.
Johan Milkus and a speaker plant will be waiting for you outside the door in the hallway.
I bid you warmly welcome.
Yours, Potted Plants United
OOC: This should be the first time the hivemind has messaged someone as a single super-personality, using the pronoun "I". The speaker plants always use "us", because they are just parts of the whole.
And now... on with the story!