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Food fight! - The revival

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Cerespasia
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Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Food fight! - The revival

Postby Cerespasia » Tue Feb 27, 2024 1:46 am

Previously, there was a thread like this that got lost to deletion after there were no further replies in 7 days. Since then, nobody has been around to attempt reviving this thread in question.

Moving on from that note, this forum game's goal is already somewhat stated in the title: Throw food, drinks and utilize food-based weaponry at each other. Just don't spam or arouse moderation's attention.

To elaborate, I'll give a quick rundown of how this thread works:

Nation #1 wrote:
*Throws salmon indiscriminately*

Nation #2 wrote:
*Throws egg salad at AN*

Nation #3 wrote:
*Unloads with M60 chambered in Habanero chili peppers*


Without further ado, let the fight begin!
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.
Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.

Current flag: The stylized Standard of the Republic, feat. BDU'ed Henry.

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Cerespasia
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Posts: 768
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Tue Feb 27, 2024 1:47 am

*Hacks into school PA system and plays Bluegrass Banjo over it*

*Racks charging handle on Chili Pepper-Firing FAL and assumes defensive position*
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.
Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.

Current flag: The stylized Standard of the Republic, feat. BDU'ed Henry.

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Palmyrion
Minister
 
Posts: 2420
Founded: Mar 04, 2015
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Palmyrion » Tue Feb 27, 2024 1:53 am

Cerespasia wrote:*Hacks into school PA system and plays Bluegrass Banjo over it*

*Racks charging handle on Chili Pepper-Firing FAL and assumes defensive position*

"Bravo 1-1, this is Alpha 1-2, target is a small defensive position manned by a single bogie with small arms."

"Roger that, Alpha 1-2, sending. Out."

Cerespasia's position is bombarded by potato mortars.
__PALMYRION: INTO THE PALMYRO-VERSE__
Greater Dienstad (NSMT) | Kali Yuga (Hard MT) | Dark Lightshow (2100s PMT) | Niteo (AD 5000 FT) | Screwed Reality
Diplomatic Outreach Programme | The Dozen Giants | Storefront | Discord Server
A 15.83 civilization, according to this index.

NS stats have been [REDACTED] into a [DATA EXPUNGED].
Ostroeuropa refuses to answer this question: do women deserve equal rights in your opinion?

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Cerespasia
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Posts: 768
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Tue Feb 27, 2024 1:56 am

Palmyrion wrote:
Cerespasia wrote:*Hacks into school PA system and plays Bluegrass Banjo over it*

*Racks charging handle on Chili Pepper-Firing FAL and assumes defensive position*

"Bravo 1-1, this is Alpha 1-2, target is a small defensive position manned by a single bogie with small arms."

"Roger that, Alpha 1-2, sending. Out."

Cerespasia's position is bombarded by potato mortars.

You have got to be kidding!

*Hides underneath a bench and waits for the potato fire to subside*

This is a real freakin' embarrasment.
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.
Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.

Current flag: The stylized Standard of the Republic, feat. BDU'ed Henry.

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East Leaf Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 64
Founded: Feb 18, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby East Leaf Republic » Tue Feb 27, 2024 2:04 am

An East Leaf Countryballs throws Pain (A baguette) at Palmyrion and gives Cerespasia a bottle loaded with Ketchup saying “ Do whatever you want with this.”
ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ The Land of the Nature, East Leaf ʕᵔ⁠ᴥ⁠ᵔ⁠ʔ

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LeafToday: NOT RECIEVING NETWORK.

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Beliras
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Posts: 172
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Tue Feb 27, 2024 5:29 am

*ice cream truck sounds and smashing sounds*
helo i am back again
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
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Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"300ZX" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Simonia
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Posts: 701
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Simonia » Tue Feb 27, 2024 5:40 am

*insert pancake sounds*
I have made some pancakes for this food fight!
*throws 10 pancakes at people*
Hello there. I'm Simonia of MJT.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: My most recent NSG endeavor involves featuring Vonum in my sig | April 8 brings first Simonian solar eclipse in Simonia-Majestia | Florida man arrested for attempting to decapitate NS stats | This is just the beginning | Civil war over!
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
TGs are welcome.
I have a YT channel.
Fascists are the worst.
Iziba also has CYOAs.
#SaveFP

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Kenmu
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 27, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kenmu » Tue Feb 27, 2024 6:08 am

Ayo wtf

But here's a classic
*starts chucking tomatoes at AN*

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Marius Republic
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Oct 14, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Marius Republic » Tue Feb 27, 2024 6:37 am

Kenmu's position is attacked via open fire from mustard blasters.
Mari us
"One people, one history, one nation!"
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Tungstan
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Posts: 72
Founded: May 10, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Tungstan » Tue Feb 27, 2024 6:47 am

kicks open door

"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world!"

flings jalapeño grenades around the room
He/Him | Gay
Stratonesia wrote:I've got lambasted by NSG for being openly homophobe lol

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Beliras
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Posts: 172
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:09 am

Get the Yogurt Battleship Cannon!
*equips YBC and shoots it at the jalapeno grenades, removing them of their spiciness*
You will pay for this!
*aims on Tungstan and shoots*
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"300ZX" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Stairs
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Posts: 154
Founded: Feb 23, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Stairs » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:19 am

Forms wet tortillas around a watermelon and freeze. Once the tortillas are solid, cut in half and remove the flesh of the melon, leaving only the hard shell. using mystery gravy, glue back together except for a hole in the top. Unhook gas from stove in kitchen, and fill melon ball with it. Find the ignition of the stove, and use it to plug the hole. Place a battery next to the ignition. Walk up to Beliras, place wet tortilla over battery and ignition, finishing the circuit and igniting the gas. Watermelon fucking explodes, leaving Beliras gravely injured; and Tungstan, Marius Rep, and Kenmu mildly in shock.
this evening i unzipped my skin
and carefully unscrewed my head
exactly as I always do
when I prepare myself for bed
and while I slept a coo-coo came
as naked as could be
and put on the skin
and screwed on the head
that once belonged to me.


--- shel silverstein


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Cerespasia
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Posts: 768
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:20 am

I'm a freakin' blur here!

*Fires CPF-FAL gangsta style at Tungstan's general direction while darting to the cafeteria kitchen*
Last edited by Cerespasia on Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.
Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.

Current flag: The stylized Standard of the Republic, feat. BDU'ed Henry.

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Beliras
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Posts: 172
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:21 am

Stairs wrote:Forms wet tortillas around a watermelon and freeze. Once the tortillas are solid, cut in half and remove the flesh of the melon, leaving only the hard shell. using mystery gravy, glue back together except for a hole in the top. Unhook gas from stove in kitchen, and fill melon ball with it. Find the ignition of the stove, and use it to plug the hole. Place a battery next to the ignition. Walk up to Beliras, place wet tortilla over battery and ignition, finishing the circuit and igniting the gas. Watermelon fucking explodes, leaving Beliras gravely injured; and Tungstan, Marius Rep, and Kenmu mildly in shock.

you frickin'
*aims YBC at stairs and uses salvo mode to utterly destroy stairs*
ceres help me
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"300ZX" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Cerespasia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 768
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:28 am

Beliras wrote:
Stairs wrote:Forms wet tortillas around a watermelon and freeze. Once the tortillas are solid, cut in half and remove the flesh of the melon, leaving only the hard shell. using mystery gravy, glue back together except for a hole in the top. Unhook gas from stove in kitchen, and fill melon ball with it. Find the ignition of the stove, and use it to plug the hole. Place a battery next to the ignition. Walk up to Beliras, place wet tortilla over battery and ignition, finishing the circuit and igniting the gas. Watermelon fucking explodes, leaving Beliras gravely injured; and Tungstan, Marius Rep, and Kenmu mildly in shock.

you frickin'
*aims YBC at stairs and uses salvo mode to utterly destroy stairs*
ceres help me

*Tips PASGT helmet*

I got it, I got it, I got it!

*Hastily loads a 40mm Incendiary Scotch Bonnet Grenade into M203 mounted beneath the rifle's handguard*

*Fires and manages to dome Stairs, covering his face and upper body in ashened chili powder and burning his skin at the point of impact*
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.
Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.

Current flag: The stylized Standard of the Republic, feat. BDU'ed Henry.

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Valknia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Feb 28, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Prepare the Sriacha!

Postby Valknia » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:34 am

*Loads Sriracha shells with malicious intent.*

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Stairs
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Posts: 154
Founded: Feb 23, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Stairs » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:36 am

"That's not very nice."

Removes pipe from cafeteria tables, grabs potato and shoves it in the pipe. Fill pipe with gas, by use very sharp carrot to drill hole in middle. Plug hole with another potato. and place a sparkler through potato. Push another, larger potato in the other side of the pipe, and push both potatos together, increasing the pressure in the pipe chamber. Add two potatoes on either side of the central ones, and repeat with holes and gas. Grab a corn cob, and freeze it. Remove the cob, leaving the frozen kernels intact like a pipe. Insert many of these frozen kernel segments over the pipe. Light all sprinklers. Throw potato pipe bomb at Cerespasia. Kernels explode everywhere like shrapnels and injure Ceres.
Last edited by Stairs on Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:37 am, edited 1 time in total.
this evening i unzipped my skin
and carefully unscrewed my head
exactly as I always do
when I prepare myself for bed
and while I slept a coo-coo came
as naked as could be
and put on the skin
and screwed on the head
that once belonged to me.


--- shel silverstein


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Cerespasia
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Posts: 768
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:38 am

*Peeps over kitchen counter*

Ah, crap!

*Loads another 40mm Incendiary scotch bonnet grenade into underbarrel M203*
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.
Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.

Current flag: The stylized Standard of the Republic, feat. BDU'ed Henry.

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Matamorosia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Matamorosia » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:39 am

*Appears behind Stairs*

Move out of the way!

*throws KFC biscuit dipped in mashed potatoes atCeres*
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San Luis Potosí, Veracruz, Aguascalientes, Nayarit
Jalisco, Colima, Michoacán
Guanajuato, Querétaro, Hidalgo, México, Ciudad de México, Tlaxcala, Puebla, Morelos, Guerrero
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Beliras
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Posts: 172
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:41 am

Hey, you do now that he's gonna eat it, right? Might as well fire THAT on you.
*aims YBC at Matamorosia and fires*
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"300ZX" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Silliy
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Apr 05, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Silliy » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:43 am

Beliras wrote:Hey, you do now that he's gonna eat it, right? Might as well fire THAT on you.
*aims YBC at Matamorosia and fires*

spy_uncloak.WAV
Right behind you.
*casually jams an excessively sharp carrot into Beliras*
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Tungstan
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Posts: 72
Founded: May 10, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Tungstan » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:45 am

He/Him | Gay
Stratonesia wrote:I've got lambasted by NSG for being openly homophobe lol

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Beliras
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Posts: 172
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:47 am

Silliy wrote:
Beliras wrote:Hey, you do now that he's gonna eat it, right? Might as well fire THAT on you.
*aims YBC at Matamorosia and fires*

spy_uncloak.WAV
Right behind you.
*casually jams an excessively sharp carrot into Beliras*

Effects editor, play the Gmod death sound!
*insert sound here*
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"300ZX" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Cerespasia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 768
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:47 am

Silliy wrote:
Beliras wrote:Hey, you do now that he's gonna eat it, right? Might as well fire THAT on you.
*aims YBC at Matamorosia and fires*

spy_uncloak.WAV
Right behind you.
*casually jams an excessively sharp carrot into Beliras*

*Bashes Silliy in the head using the battle rifle's collapsible buttstock in retaliation*

Bang! I make it look easy
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.
Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.

Current flag: The stylized Standard of the Republic, feat. BDU'ed Henry.

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Matamorosia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Matamorosia » Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:48 am

OH S**T

*grabs cutting board as shield to protect myself from Beliras’s YBC*
Last edited by Matamorosia on Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:49 am, edited 2 times in total.
Baja California, Baja California Sur
Sonora, Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo León, Tamaulipas
Sinaloa, Durango, Zacatecas
San Luis Potosí, Veracruz, Aguascalientes, Nayarit
Jalisco, Colima, Michoacán
Guanajuato, Querétaro, Hidalgo, México, Ciudad de México, Tlaxcala, Puebla, Morelos, Guerrero
Oaxaca, Chiapas, Tabasco, Campeche, Yucatán, Quintana Roo.

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