Food fight! - The revival

[Cerespasia]

Previously, there was a thread like this that got lost to deletion after there were no further replies in 7 days. Since then, nobody has been around to attempt reviving this thread in question.

Moving on from that note, this forum game's goal is already somewhat stated in the title: Throw food, drinks and utilize food-based weaponry at each other. Just don't spam or arouse moderation's attention.

To elaborate, I'll give a quick rundown of how this thread works:

Nation #1 wrote: *Throws salmon indiscriminately* Nation #2 wrote: *Throws egg salad at AN* Nation #3 wrote: *Unloads with M60 chambered in Habanero chili peppers*

Without further ado, let the fight begin!

[Cerespasia]

*Hacks into school PA system and plays Bluegrass Banjo over it*

*Racks charging handle on Chili Pepper-Firing FAL and assumes defensive position*

[Palmyrion]

*Hacks into school PA system and plays Bluegrass Banjo over it*

*Racks charging handle on Chili Pepper-Firing FAL and assumes defensive position*

"Bravo 1-1, this is Alpha 1-2, target is a small defensive position manned by a single bogie with small arms."

"Roger that, Alpha 1-2, sending. Out."

Cerespasia's position is bombarded by potato mortars.

[Cerespasia]

*Hacks into school PA system and plays Bluegrass Banjo over it*

*Racks charging handle on Chili Pepper-Firing FAL and assumes defensive position*

"Bravo 1-1, this is Alpha 1-2, target is a small defensive position manned by a single bogie with small arms."

"Roger that, Alpha 1-2, sending. Out."

Cerespasia's position is bombarded by potato mortars.

You have got to be kidding!

*Hides underneath a bench and waits for the potato fire to subside*

This is a real freakin' embarrasment.

[East Leaf Republic]

An East Leaf Countryballs throws Pain (A baguette) at Palmyrion and gives Cerespasia a bottle loaded with Ketchup saying “ Do whatever you want with this.”

[Beliras]

*ice cream truck sounds and smashing sounds*
helo i am back again

[Simonia]

*insert pancake sounds*
I have made some pancakes for this food fight!
*throws 10 pancakes at people*

[Kenmu]

Ayo wtf

But here's a classic
*starts chucking tomatoes at AN*

[Marius Republic]

Kenmu's position is attacked via open fire from mustard blasters.

[Tungstan]

kicks open door

"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world!"

flings jalapeño grenades around the room

[Beliras]

Get the Yogurt Battleship Cannon!
*equips YBC and shoots it at the jalapeno grenades, removing them of their spiciness*
You will pay for this!
*aims on Tungstan and shoots*

[Stairs]

Forms wet tortillas around a watermelon and freeze. Once the tortillas are solid, cut in half and remove the flesh of the melon, leaving only the hard shell. using mystery gravy, glue back together except for a hole in the top. Unhook gas from stove in kitchen, and fill melon ball with it. Find the ignition of the stove, and use it to plug the hole. Place a battery next to the ignition. Walk up to Beliras, place wet tortilla over battery and ignition, finishing the circuit and igniting the gas. Watermelon fucking explodes, leaving Beliras gravely injured; and Tungstan, Marius Rep, and Kenmu mildly in shock.

[Cerespasia]

I'm a freakin' blur here!

*Fires CPF-FAL gangsta style at Tungstan's general direction while darting to the cafeteria kitchen*

[Beliras]

Forms wet tortillas around a watermelon and freeze. Once the tortillas are solid, cut in half and remove the flesh of the melon, leaving only the hard shell. using mystery gravy, glue back together except for a hole in the top. Unhook gas from stove in kitchen, and fill melon ball with it. Find the ignition of the stove, and use it to plug the hole. Place a battery next to the ignition. Walk up to Beliras, place wet tortilla over battery and ignition, finishing the circuit and igniting the gas. Watermelon fucking explodes, leaving Beliras gravely injured; and Tungstan, Marius Rep, and Kenmu mildly in shock.

you frickin'
*aims YBC at stairs and uses salvo mode to utterly destroy stairs*
ceres help me

[Cerespasia]

Forms wet tortillas around a watermelon and freeze. Once the tortillas are solid, cut in half and remove the flesh of the melon, leaving only the hard shell. using mystery gravy, glue back together except for a hole in the top. Unhook gas from stove in kitchen, and fill melon ball with it. Find the ignition of the stove, and use it to plug the hole. Place a battery next to the ignition. Walk up to Beliras, place wet tortilla over battery and ignition, finishing the circuit and igniting the gas. Watermelon fucking explodes, leaving Beliras gravely injured; and Tungstan, Marius Rep, and Kenmu mildly in shock.

you frickin'
*aims YBC at stairs and uses salvo mode to utterly destroy stairs*
ceres help me

*Tips PASGT helmet*

I got it, I got it, I got it!

*Hastily loads a 40mm Incendiary Scotch Bonnet Grenade into M203 mounted beneath the rifle's handguard*

*Fires and manages to dome Stairs, covering his face and upper body in ashened chili powder and burning his skin at the point of impact*

[Valknia]

*Loads Sriracha shells with malicious intent.*

[Stairs]

"That's not very nice."

Removes pipe from cafeteria tables, grabs potato and shoves it in the pipe. Fill pipe with gas, by use very sharp carrot to drill hole in middle. Plug hole with another potato. and place a sparkler through potato. Push another, larger potato in the other side of the pipe, and push both potatos together, increasing the pressure in the pipe chamber. Add two potatoes on either side of the central ones, and repeat with holes and gas. Grab a corn cob, and freeze it. Remove the cob, leaving the frozen kernels intact like a pipe. Insert many of these frozen kernel segments over the pipe. Light all sprinklers. Throw potato pipe bomb at Cerespasia. Kernels explode everywhere like shrapnels and injure Ceres.

[Cerespasia]

*Peeps over kitchen counter*

Ah, crap!

*Loads another 40mm Incendiary scotch bonnet grenade into underbarrel M203*

[Matamorosia]

*Appears behind Stairs*

Move out of the way!

*throws KFC biscuit dipped in mashed potatoes atCeres*

[Beliras]

Hey, you do now that he's gonna eat it, right? Might as well fire THAT on you.
*aims YBC at Matamorosia and fires*

[Silliy]

Hey, you do now that he's gonna eat it, right? Might as well fire THAT on you.
*aims YBC at Matamorosia and fires*

spy_uncloak.WAV
Right behind you.
*casually jams an excessively sharp carrot into Beliras*

[Tungstan]

"'Kay, this does not look good here, um..."

gets flung into wall by YBC

(PAIN)

[Beliras]

Hey, you do now that he's gonna eat it, right? Might as well fire THAT on you.
*aims YBC at Matamorosia and fires*

spy_uncloak.WAV
Right behind you.
*casually jams an excessively sharp carrot into Beliras*

Effects editor, play the Gmod death sound!
*insert sound here*

[Cerespasia]

Hey, you do now that he's gonna eat it, right? Might as well fire THAT on you.
*aims YBC at Matamorosia and fires*

spy_uncloak.WAV
Right behind you.
*casually jams an excessively sharp carrot into Beliras*

*Bashes Silliy in the head using the battle rifle's collapsible buttstock in retaliation*

Bang! I make it look easy

[Matamorosia]

OH S**T

*grabs cutting board as shield to protect myself from Beliras’s YBC*