On Air In Three, Two, One...
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls and those who have not yet decided! We are proud to present the very first broadcast of The Commentary, our aim? To Educate, Entertain and find a third point starting with E!
"Here at The Commentary our crack squad of balding middle aged men, sociopathic teenagers and deranged individuals from all walks of life, work tirelessly in the dark rooms of our Lighthouse Headquarters; did we mention the bulb has burnt out?
"Using our sophisticated equiptment and satellite bouncing technology donated to us by various institutions we project our mixed message of common sense insanity across the globe as we bring you the news of national happenings around the world. If theres an outbreak of Swine flu we'll know about it! if a popular celebrity drops dead we would have heard about it! If there's a war on we would have probably noticed it! And if you text in that your nextdoor neighbour is trimming your hedges we'll have veritable proof that we can broadcast something factual!
"In other news... The Commentary wishes to annouce that our website and phone services is up and running! And we are taking messages from listeners with questions, sugestions, ideas, interesting news items going on near you and any other drivel you feel has no place anywhere else; because it'll probably fit in here at The Commentary.
"On the other hand, if you wish to advertise a cause, nation or other topic of interest you can do so for a nominal fee and be featured in our next broadcast... This broadcast was brought to you by Mrs. Katherine Miggins whom lives down the land from us and is holding a tea party next saturday... anyone across the continent interested in joining please feel free...
"For now, goodnight, and goodbye, untill we bring you more news, intrigue and insanity here... at The Commentary."
OOC: This is essentially a rather idiosyncratic radio station that will be commenting on the various goings on of the nations of nationstates from wars to events both serious and idiotic. Feel free to post responses "opinions" and so on on the website or leave "messages" for The Commentarys team to address. And please, no outright spam.