Because it is such a stunning and original idea, I, High King Clawhammer, thus declare that every pony in Skyrim is to be massacred for no apparent reason!! All ponies shall die, because such a thing has never been done before!
Look at what a good dictator I am!! Killing ponies in an original fashion in no way designed to troll the CoPS.
So yes. We shall be killing all of the ponies, without explanation.
Love,
High King Clawhammer
Another Declaration
Please ignore the declarations of our King. There are no ponies in the country, so his declaration has no effect. He's a bit mentally unstable, and is convinced of the originality of such a plan.
Signed,
Thor,
High Councilor to the King