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Postby Flavovespia » Sun Oct 26, 2025 11:51 am

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World Cup 83: Retrospective


1 David Meehan Age: 28 Position: GK Club: Bavingtor FC Appearances: 5 Goals: 0
2 Ronald Maddox Age: 27 Position: DEF Club: Marthorpe City FC Appearances: 11 Goals: 1
3 John Calvert Age: 35 Position: DEF Club: Apsbrooke FC Appearances: 11 Goals: 1
4 Neil Wright Age: 23 Position: DEF Club: Stanmorn FC Appearances: 6 Goals: 0
5 Stephen Shepherd Age: 25 Position: DEF Club: Waldster FC Appearances: 4 Goals: 0
6 Henrik Jensen Age: 31 Position: MID Club: Langmere Green Rovers FC Appearances: 11 Goals: 1
7 James King Age: 28 Position: MID Club: Stanmorn FC Appearances: 12 Goals: 3
8 Jonathan Feld Age: 24 Position: MID Club: Marthorpe City FC Appearances: 4 Goals: 0
9 Andrew Mason Age: 27 Position: ATT Club: Stanmorn FC Appearances: 12 Goals: 5
10 Ramon Martin Age: 29 Position: ATT Club: Langmere Green Rovers FC Appearances: 6 Goals: 0
11 Steven Hall Age: 25 Position: MID Club: Hadford Hill FC Appearances: 12 Goals: 5
12 Conor Harrington Age: 36 Position: GK Club: Apsbrooke FC Appearances: 6 Goals: 0
13 Patrick Cannon Age: 33 Position: DEF Club: HadfordH Appearances: 7 Goals: 0
14 Mark James Age: 29 Position: DEF Club: Marthorpe City FC Appearances: 9 Goals: 0
15 Tony Gardner Age: 23 Position: DEF Club: Kings Lunsel FC Appearances: 10 Goals: 0
16 Stephen Moore Age: 26 Position: DEF Club: Loxthorpe Rovers FC Appearances: 11 Goals: 0
17 Simon Davison Age: 27 Position: MID Club: Waldster FC Appearances: 2 Goals: 0
18 Jordaan Wolfson Age: 31 Position: MID Club: Kings Lunsel FC Appearances: 4 Goals: 0
19 Charles Winward Age: 25 Position: MID Club: Stanmorn FC Appearances: 4 Goals: 0
20 Thomas McDonald Age: 34 Position: ATT Club: Waldster FC Appearances: 2 Goals: 1
21 Guoliang Fu Age: 29 Position: ATT Club: St Astons City FC Appearances: 6 Goals: 0
22 Scott Coleman Age: 22 Position: ATT Club: Stanmorn FC Appearances: 12 Goals: 8
23 Nicholas Dobson Age: 24 Position: GK Club: Loxthorpe Rovers FC Appearances: 1 Goals: 0


Ko-oren (A) 2-1, Hall 53'
Torisakia (H) 4-6, Mason 4', Jensen 45', Coleman 52', Hall 60'
Dreamplanet (A) 1-1, Coleman 64'
Freeport (H) 2-2, Mason 14', King 42'
Western Bjornaic (A) 1-2, Hall 21', Mason 81'
Eura (H) 1-1, Hall 88'
Ko-oren (H) 0-1,
Torisakia (A) 2-2, Coleman 17', Calvert 66'
Dreamplanet (H) 4-4, Mason 7', Coleman 48' 67' 68'
Freeport (A) 2-2, King 25', Maddox 28'
Western Bjornaic (H) 5-1, Coleman 34', Hall 50', McDonald 70', Mason 84', King 89'
Eura (A) 3-1, Coleman 30'

  Group M                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Ko-oren 12 8 3 1 19 8 +11 27 Q
2 Eura 12 5 6 1 27 18 +9 21 P
3 Freeport 12 5 5 2 30 22 +8 20
4 Dreamplanet 12 4 4 4 33 29 +4 16
5 Torisakia 12 3 5 4 24 29 −5 14
6 Flavovespia 12 2 6 4 25 26 −1 12
7 Western Bjornaic 12 0 1 11 14 40 −26 1




1 David Meehan Age: 28 Position: GK Club: Bavingtor FC Appearances: 4 Goals: 0
2 Ronald Maddox Age: 27 Position: DEF Club: Marthorpe City FC Appearances: 4 Goals: 0
3 John Calvert Age: 35 Position: DEF Club: Apsbrooke FC Appearances: 4 Goals: 0
4 Neil Wright Age: 23 Position: DEF Club: Stanmorn FC Appearances: 3 Goals: 0
5 Stephen Shepherd Age: 25 Position: DEF Club: Waldster FC Appearances: 1 Goals: 0
6 Henrik Jensen Age: 31 Position: MID Club: Langmere Green Rovers FC Appearances: 4 Goals: 0
7 James King Age: 28 Position: MID Club: Stanmorn FC Appearances: 4 Goals: 0
8 Jonathan Feld Age: 24 Position: MID Club: Marthorpe City FC Appearances: 2 Goals: 0
9 Andrew Mason Age: 27 Position: ATT Club: Stanmorn FC Appearances: 4 Goals: 0
10 Ramon Martin Age: 29 Position: ATT Club: Langmere Green Rovers FC Appearances: 3 Goals: 0
11 Steven Hall Age: 25 Position: MID Club: Hadford Hill FC Appearances: 4 Goals: 1
12 Conor Harrington Age: 36 Position: GK Club: Apsbrooke FC Appearances: 1 Goals: 0
13 Patrick Cannon Age: 33 Position: DEF Club: HadfordH Appearances: 2 Goals: 0
14 Mark James Age: 29 Position: DEF Club: Marthorpe City FC Appearances: 2 Goals: 0
15 Tony Gardner Age: 23 Position: DEF Club: Kings Lunsel FC Appearances: 2 Goals: 0
16 Stephen Moore Age: 26 Position: DEF Club: Loxthorpe Rovers FC Appearances: 2 Goals: 0
17 Simon Davison Age: 27 Position: MID Club: Waldster FC Appearances: 1 Goals: 0
18 Jordaan Wolfson Age: 31 Position: MID Club: Kings Lunsel FC Appearances: 1 Goals: 0
19 Charles Winward Age: 25 Position: MID Club: Stanmorn FC Appearances: 1 Goals: 0
20 Thomas McDonald Age: 34 Position: ATT Club: Waldster FC Appearances: 1 Goals: 0
21 Guoliang Fu Age: 29 Position: ATT Club: St Astons City FC Appearances: 1 Goals: 0
22 Scott Coleman Age: 22 Position: ATT Club: Stanmorn FC Appearances: 3 Goals: 1
23 Nicholas Dobson Age: 24 Position: GK Club: Loxthorpe Rovers FC Appearances: 0 Goals: 0


Brusseldorf (N) 2-0,
Eraman (N) 1-2, Coleman 70'
Siovanija and Teusland (N) 3-1, Hall 44'
Main Nation Ministry (N) 0-2,

  Group G                Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Main Nation Ministry 4 4 0 0 11 2 +9 12 Q
2 Brusseldorf 4 3 0 1 8 5 +3 9 Q

3 Siovanija and Teusland 4 2 0 2 9 10 −1 6 Wild Card
4 Eraman 4 1 0 3 4 8 −4 3
5 Flavovespia 4 0 0 4 2 9 −7 0


For World Cup 100, Flavovespia Football Daily will look back at the previous 17 cycles for Flavovespia. There were plenty of highs and lows to explore, and with the centennial World Cup upon us, now is a good time to explore how Flavovespia got there. From the first match vs Ko-oren, to opponents like The Appraisal To The Allmighty MR TAYTO, all the way to a World Cup final, coming up is the World Cup journey of Flavovespia.

The beginning for Flavovespia, World Cup Qualifiers 83. Into international football they went, under the guidance of then 42 year old Nick Cole. A successful club manager at Waldster FC, he was tasked with building a Flavovespia squad for their debut in the world stage. More than 25 years on, and his squad contains plenty of names who’d be stars of the early years of Flavovespia’s international journey, like Steven Hall, Scott Coleman and James King, but a fair few names who were less than memorable.

The journey for Flavovespia began in Ko-oren. In some ways there’s a beautiful poetry to the fact that, a debut game for Flavovespia would be against an opponent who have been a big part of Flavovespia’s footballing history. A 2-1 win it was to Ko-oren, an 83rd minute goal given them a win that was deserved, all things said, but Flavovespia were now on the world stage. They blew a 4-2 lead to lose 4-6 in their home debut vs Torisakia, and followed with draws to Dremaplanet and Freeport. Alexander Mason would score the goal in Western Bjornaic to give Flavovespia a 1-2 win, their first ever in international football. Then, Flavovespia pulled off a shock 1-1 draw against world #3 Eura, an 88th minute strike by Steven Hall one of many memorable goals he’d score.

Flavovespia battled on in the second half of qualifying, keen to get more wins. However, just one more would come, a 5-1 thrashing of Western Bjornaic, who’d finish with just 1 point. Flavovespia finished their inaugural qualifying campaign on 12 points in 12 games. Second bottom, but a plucky display for the debutants. Tough to take though was just 2 wins, both against a side who were winless. An invite to the Cup of Harmony 75 would come.

Cup of Harmony 75 would however prove to be a tournament Flavovespia left completely empty handed. Debutants, and outsiders, they would lose every single game and score just 2 goals. It was a tough group, including eventual winners Main Nation Ministry, but all in all, a tournament to forget. Was the criticism of that tournament fair? Possibly, it was a tough group, and much like the Qualifiers, some games saw Flavovespia concede late goals, a sign of the struggles to get up to speed with the intensity of international football. However there were some players who remained rather anonymous or had poor tournaments, Neil Wright in defence, Jordaan Wolfson in midfield, Thomas McDonald in attack for example. The latter, a 34 year old call up with 3 caps and 1 goal in total, remains one of the most obscure Flavovespian internationals.

A cycle that started with a flourish, as the dawn of Flavovespian international football began, the latter stages and inaugural tournament petered out. Despite the results, it was clear to see Steven Hall was the right choice as captain. James King also starred in midfield, and of the younger players to debut, Scott Coleman and Tony Gardner showed that they were here to be names for the future. Conor Harrington and John Calvert had their brief international careers in this cycle, but both made a positive contribution to the cause, players who’d certainly get many more caps if Flavovespia had entered international football earlier.
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Postby The Sernetian Empire » Sun Oct 26, 2025 12:28 pm

MATCHDAY 1: SERNET VS. JUVENCUS:
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Location: Stadio Electrico, Aguajú, Juvencus (capacity of 34,000)

Sernet Starting 11 (with immediate subs shown in faint lettering):
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Formation: 3-5-2

Kit:
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Staff:
Manager: Don Swordsman, 48
Assistant Managers: Woodman Twyland, 55; Frederick Griffstone, 28; Sid Dugwall, 31; Cleritus Clay; 40
Head Coach: Stoberus Pond, 34
Goalkeeping Coach: Julius Wendelion, 41
Physical Performance Coaches: Saido Kingfisher, 24; Daniel Szpaterski; 23
First team Health Crew: Pete Walton, 37; Zilman Dundonald, 42; Alexandrius Spear, 50; Terry Southwood, 36; Wolfgang Aberwald, 29; Rafał Ruzałanski, 66; Stefan Guberowicz, 32 (nutritionist); William Yaris-Goldman, 44 (Physiotherapist)
Analyst Team: Mieczysław Sobański, 22; Bogumir Wradek, 35; Stanley Dracker, 27
Performance Head: Sylwester Bednorz, 60

Pre-match analysis:
We have suddenly obtained a lot more information about the nation of Juvencus. They have a similar population to Sernet and a similar love for football. We will be playing them in the Stadio Electrio, located in the city of Aguajú. Their squad is considerably smaller than us, but they still have enough subs to roll in to place if any of their players get injured. Also they seem to be seasoned veterans at this competition, according to their stats. Even though the picture looks a bit more grim now that we are facing them. It pleases me that I can now make a more informed analysis. Best of luck Sernet.
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Postby StrayaRoos » Sun Oct 26, 2025 1:16 pm

World Cup 100. After god knows how many years, the multiverse has finally made it into the century of World Cups. While for the Emus, the new century comes with a large number of retirements from our WC99 squad. Previously, with an average age of around 29, the new-look Emus side with 8 debutants has shaved 3 years off that figure. And, naturally, most seem to be scared of what this might cause. Admittedly, we don’t have *too* much to worry about? While yes, we have to win our group to progress, or finish second and win a playoff, which we are very good at losing in devastating fashion based on our past two bouts there, at 17th in the world, the Emus are by far the best team in Group 4 based on the KPB rankings. Sargossa, ranked 57th, is next-best, and then Vixette, ranked 91st, is third. The remaining six teams are ranked from 144th through to 307th, with Nethertopia unranked. It’s a pretty easy task to be in the top two, although complacency, like we saw last time, will be the Emus’ downfall if they don’t qualify for the finals. Which will definitely not happen.

While we have got a bye match day one, we’re thrown straight in the deep end with a major test against Sargossa, our closest competitors based off rank alone, the real big test will be in the next window, as we face Seeburg and Burg land, two teams much closer to the average side in the group, and an important litmus test asking, if, and how badly, the Emus will suffer from complacency.
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Croeso i Columbus - Prologue

Postby Dhemixia » Sun Oct 26, 2025 1:22 pm

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This is Columbus, Dhemixia:

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You've probably never heard of it before, but if you have, you probably know it for being the home of Brigantine Park, in which most to all of the Dhemixian National Teams play alongside the University of Columbus-Prairie in NSCF. The latter's really the only success that has been brought to Dhemixia, in the form of two conference championships that really don't mean anything and the only playoff/knockout win in any sport for the entire nation.

In addition to irrelevant sporting achievements, Columbus also hosts the nation's government, as it's the capital. All eight of Dhemixia's "main" universities are somewhere in the city, all four of their domestic football teams are in Columbus, and all three international airports are somewhere on the outskirts. It's right about now that you should probably be thinking, "How big even is this city? That's a TON of stuff to be in just one of the nation's many cities!".

Here's the thing: it is both Dhemixia's largest and most populous city with just around 15 million people in the metro area. However, it earns these titles by way of simultaneously being the only city in Dhemixia, population: everyone.

The reason for this is twofold: one rooted in natural boundary, and the other in the endless red tape of the beginnings of bureaucracy.

Columbus, Dhemixia is surrounded by a wall of mountainous rainforest. When you think of rainforest, you probably think at least thirty species of tree frogs, each with a slightly different way of killing you if you touch them, layers of ecosystem determined by the foliage's natural height barriers, and densely packed tree cover that blots out the sun year-round. In reality, Dhemixia's rainforest has thirty different species of snakes, twenty-nine of which can and will kill you given the opportunity and one being so docile that it got turned into a dugout celebration for the baseball NT, really only one layer of ecosystem with less dense tree spread, and critically, deciduous trees. It turns out, that's kinda hard to get past in the age of city settlement, and that's been most of what has limited the city's overall size.

The reason that there aren't multiple cities in the available land is a bit more convoluted. Technically, there used to be multiple cities back when Columbus was still being settled. Being on the north side of the river, Columbus itself was pretty dominant over the land on that half but had absolutely no control over the south side. It was only a matter of time before some upstart explorer crossed the river and settled a city, and the first to do so did it in grand fashion. His name was Alfred C. Kelly, and he named his city Prairie. Recognize it? Good.

More and more smaller and increasingly irrelevant cities started popping up, and the population went with them, eventually leading to a point where the capital city was the least populated of them all. The government, recognizing a threat of becoming irrelevant, opted to use the nuclear option: location-based taxes. Anyone living in Columbus would essentially pay half the tax of those living outside it. The idea was to get people to move back to Columbus itself and abandon the outside cities, but they had other plans. Unfortunately, the government did not take into account the fact that they could just incorporate their cities into Columbus, not pay higher taxes, and move on like it's business as usual. That is exactly what they did, and overnight, Columbus became the largest city in Dhemixia on a technicality. Nowadays, most people accept that they live in Columbus and not their actual neighborhood, but it was a heated point of contention for the longest time.

Thus began the era of a fragmented Columbus, twelve boroughs (and also some irrelevant suburbs) united under the veil of one city. In the order of their creation, each borough added to Columbus reshapes it permanently in one way or another, and the city as a testament to urbanization provides us with a true explanation as to how one nation can be this bad at every sport they play.
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Postby Drawkland » Sun Oct 26, 2025 1:43 pm

These are the venues for Drawkland's World Cup 100 Qualifying home games.

The nearly-regular tradition of the Kick Corps: spreading the qualifying games throughout Drawkland so that fans across the country can watch the national team. It also doubles as ensuring the stadiums can be filled even when facing some of the less-relevant teams in the World Cup.

The traditional home opener at Drawk City Stadium and home closer at Spartan Veteran Stadium have been retained. Most of the typical every-cycle inclusions like Raikennax and Metropolon also return, but Kayo has not. Kanyo Pitch is one of Drawkland's largest primary soccer venues, but due to it hosting a multitude of games in the Olympic Games and pre-cycle friendlies (including 8 games featuring the Kick Corps), it was passed up for this qualifying cycle.

Due to the extremely high profile nature of this particular cycle (omg guys the number has three digits now!!), it is expected that Drawkian crowds will be equally packed and rowdy as they were back in the Kick Corps' prime. That prime is long in the past at this point, as Drawkland only qualified four times in the 90s. World Cup 99 was the first time Drawkland even qualified in the 48-team era, which is funny considering the pre-90s Corps teams were quite consistent in getting through the 32-team field.

For the uninitiated, Drawkland is huge (both in size and population), with quite an advanced society which has a high level of sports interest. Hence, sporting venues for professional teams are much larger than the international average.

WC 100 Qualifying Home Schedule
Matchday vs Opponent: Stadium Name (Capacity), City
Kick Corps record at stadium (plus a nickname if one exists)
Additional information about venue. Images provided were generated with AI (either MidJourney or Gemini/Whisk) and slightly touched up by "hand."

MD2 vs Lassiah: Drawk City Stadium (175,000), Drawk City
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Kick Corps record at the de facto national soccer stadium: 45-16-8
Drawk City Stadium is located in the heart of massive Drawk City, outside one of the downtown clusters. Built for the Drawk City Troopers, this was Drawkland's largest venue at its opening. It's a little peculiar, as the other kind of football is much more popular in Drawkland. However, there was a sort of arms race between the Drawk Corps organization and the non-Corps sports franchises in regards to venue size. The Troopers decided to put a big investment in their stadium to try and net more non-sports events at the venue. Originally built as a horseshoe with an iconic canopy, eventually the open end was filled in to bring DCS to its modern capacity of 175,000. It was later usurped by Corps Central Stadium at 177k.
During the "original" Kick Corps run from WC77-82, Drawk City Stadium served as the host for almost every Drawkian home qualifying match in the World Cup. With the Elite Eleven era moving that "home" to Sadeg for over a decade, DCS didn't get to hosting again until a few games as qualifying tours in the Elite era. World Cup 94's qualifying saw the return of the "true" Corps and DCS held the entirety of that campaign. Now it serves as a mainstay for the home opener in these tour-style campaigns.

MD5 vs Legalese: Castle Stadium (149,500), Raikennax
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Kick Corps record at the Charge's Fortress: 12-2-2
Raikennax is one of Drawkland's more sports-interested cities, with excellent professional franchises in each major sport as well as a namesake university with a respected athletic program. Investment in sports infrastructure has been a major piece of Raikennax's urban development. Castle Stadium is one of the older still-active venues in DLK, Drawkland's domestic soccer league. Continual care made to renovations and maintenance has allowed it to thrive as one of Drawkland's more iconic venues. As the name suggest, the exterior features a stone brick facade which emulates castle walls. It's gone through a variety of corporate names, but its historic status led to it being designated a National Historic Place and locked into the classic non-sponsored colloquial name. This venue has also been active in international hosting, holding group stage and playoff matches during IAC-7.

MD7 vs Tornadico: Maldhar Bay Stadium (126,400), Hessport
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Kick Corps record in Maldhar Bay: 0-1-0
Originally built for the GLD (american football) Hessport Spiders franchise, the expansion Hessport Pioneers team of DLK (and now TOL) moved in a few years ago. Hessport is a coastal town located in the crook of a large calm bay on Drawkland's northwestern coast. The Hessport area encompasses more than just the proper city of Hessport. The most significant satellite city, on the western side of the bay, is known as Ramcrest. With a great number of fans for the Spiders living in Ramcrest, they built their new stadium off the highway between the two big cities. The Pioneers are still evaluating where most of their budding fanbase is located, and eventually intend to move into a smaller purpose-built venue more convenient to their fans in the Hessport metro area. The stands all feature canopies, as the weather in Maldhar Bay can be a little unpredictable with wind and precipitation.

MD9 vs The Golden Harp: Panar Bank Park (99,000), Masteser
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Kick Corps record at PBP: 1-2-1
This is one of Drawkland's smaller soccer venues (surprisingly). Masteser isn't known for their citizens' sporting curiosity, though it still draws pretty good crowds. Panar Bank Park, named for a regional bank headquartered in town, is still perhaps the most iconic soccer stadium in the territory. Some believe that PBP was picked for its geographic location, ensuring that anybody in Drawkland was within a few hours of a qualifying game if they wished to attend. That said, PBP doesn't have a great record as a Corps home field, as is mostly used for matches against Juvencus due to a large Juven diaspora from our Sonnelian neighbors settled in Masteser.

MD10 vs Kilichloom: Gelia Field (111,000), Gelia
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Kick Corps record at the "Home of Kickerball": 3-0-0
Originally, soccer in Drawkland was known as kickerball. This verbiage fell out of favor long ago thanks to internationalization, but the name is still present in historical contexts and the name of Drawkland's premier domestic league, Drawkian League Kickerball. The sport of kickerball was functionally similar to soccer before gradual rule changes that brought it in line with international standards. The first city to host a "championship" in this sport was Gelia, just north of the Elzidanet territory where the sport was allegedly developed. The Gelia Nets were the first "true" professional franchise and a founding member of DLK, and has existed continuously in some form ever since then.
The stadium itself is often called the "Home of Kickerball" for that reason, though the original name of Gelia Field is its technical designation. It's a historic venue which, similar to its tenant franchise, has existed in some similar form ever since its inception. That said, the stadium itself is quite plain with simple medal scaffolding for the exterior and large sections of bleacher seating throughout. Despite this, it's still quite an iconic venue which doesn't get used often enough by the Corps. The "historic" value of WC 100 necessitated a return to Gelia.

MD12 vs Esistan: The Root Field (133,300), Elstrund
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Kick Corps record in Elstrund's shadow: 6-1-1
The Root Field is one of the most unique venues in the multiverse. Located deep in the Ellzidanian wilderness, some of Drawkland's most fantastical flora and fauna can be found nearby. One of the literally biggest examples of the former is Elstrund, a massive supposedly-sentient tree that's taller than the cliffs surrounding its valley. The supposedly arcane power of Elstrund allows it to grow satellite trees from its expansive roots. One such satellite tree isn't as enormous as Elstrund, but still has a massive trunk and a height rivaling the tallest natural trees on Sonnel. The roots themselves are a dozen stories tall where they meet the trunk above the ground. A roughly elliptical field is nestled between a couple of the roots, and dozens of seating sections were whittled in or added to these roots to make a functional horseshoe-shaped venue. Eventually that open side was closed up with a primarily wooden structure, bringing The Root Field to its current form.

MD15 vs Oberour Ar Moro: National Pitch (149,000), Metropolon
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Kick Corps record in NatPitch: 7-2-3
National Pitch is one of the four major venues in the central cluster of Metropolon, Drawkland's predesigned perfectly-symmetrical capital city. The hyper-futurist capital city has a skyline which looks nearly identical from any viewing angle outside the city, resembling a distribution curve with the centerpiece being The Pinnapex, the tallest skyscraper in Sonnel. Near The Pinnapex is a variety of venues for Drawkland's four major sports and other convention-style hosting. National Pitch is the soccer counterpart of this arrangement, a fully indoor venue with a turf surface for soccer. It isn't as good as real grass, but Drawkland's many technological innovations includes a turf surface which is nearly indistinguishable from the real thing.

MD17 vs Andso Mangis: Spartan Veteran Stadium (107,500), Sadeg
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Kick Corps record at the Vet: 37-13-13
Another one of Drawkland's older and more classic venues, Spartan Veteran Stadium was originally built for the Sadeg Spartans gridiron football team. The stadium and the team were named for the top-tier elite soldiers in Drawkland's military. This was their home for many years (as well as a multitude of events and other games). Its classical white stone and metal exterior matches The Spire, a monument for Drawkian veterans which is right outside the stadium in a public plaza. When the Elite Eleven took over the Kick Corps, they moved the "de facto" home qualifying venue from Drawk City to their hometown of Sadeg. Even though SVS almost exclusively hosted gridiron back in the day, the Elite felt they'd rather feel "at home" and bring soccer to Sadeg. This created a budding soccer culture in town, and now the Sadeg Strikers of DLK and now TOL call "the Vet" home.


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Postby The Osnari Federation » Sun Oct 26, 2025 2:27 pm

Another Beginning

Nathan Held stood just inside the tunnel leading into the Osnarstadion and took a deep breath. Already, the stands were filled, even with a good amount of time before the match against Nova Dackians was due to start. The last time the Eagles had walked into an atmosphere this raucous had been early in the Cup of Harmony, before the brakes completely fell off. The last time at home had been a 3-3 battle to the end against Indusse with a small chance at World Cup qualification on the line.

A quick glance at the stands visible through the tunnel revealed a sea of fans in the forest colors of the national squad. Already they were singing - Nathan failed to make out every word, but it was definitely about the Osnari stars taking the team to the World Cup. There was hope in the air, a stark contrast to the most recent Eagles match.

The Osnari national team had been playing for the first time at MegaMart Stadium, home to Wolfsberg FC. The Federation Shield, a friendly tournament organized as a warm-up to the Qualifying cycle, had been bad from the beginning. A 2-0 loss to Devonta at the Osnarstadion, in which the Eagles failed to generate significant offense of any sort, was a horrific start. A win against Kanzlia seemed to excuse things, but then a 4-1 loss to Indusse at Osnair Stadium started some concerns. After all, said many fans and pundits, the Eagles were due to face off against Indusse in Qualifying - how could the Eagles expect to pull off qualification when they couldn’t seem to stop Indusse’s offense? The same went for HUElavia, which had demolished the Eagles 5-1 at the end of a similarly horrific IAC run.

A second straight loss against Devonta, this time on penalties, only saw the cries for Nathan’s removal grow louder. The OFA, however, stuck with Nathan. For that, he was thankful, but he was aware of the pressure to win as well. He spent countless hours planning out Osnari tactics, reviewed the footage for each of the Federation’s opponents, and made roster adjustments over and over in an effort to make this Osnari team punch above its weight in qualifying and accomplish the improbable.

But Nathan still struggled to evict the scenes at MegaMart Stadium from his mind. The missed penalties by Liam and Werner, the boos from the fans that had filled out the 20,000-seater stadium, hoping to see a win against World Cup minnows. The various vulgar chants that began in general despair before turning to Nathan. The backlash to the Eagles’ Federation Shield performance had been extensive, ranging from a small group of protesters outside the OFA’s Suris offices to an explosion of #FireNathanHeld posts on all sorts of social media. A few extreme fans had even made death threats towards Nathan, which the Osnari government had been concerningly slow about responding to, citing a lack of resources.

But despite all of that, Nathan remained, staring out the tunnel, taking a deep breath, and walking back to the dressing room to deliver his talk.

It was almost showtime.

The Daily Surisian
Osnari Eagles Drawn in Group 24 for WCQ Alongside HUElavia, Indusse



The World Cup Qualifying draw took place yesterday, with an astonishing 273 teams vying for 48 spots in the world’s biggest football tournament. The Osnari national team, ranked 83rd in the world, was drawn into Group 24. Among the most notable sides in the group are top seeds HUElavia and second seeds Indusse, both of whom the Eagles have played and been blown out by in the last year.

Eagles manager Nathan Held, who has come under fire from fans and pundits since those losses for the Eagles’ apparent lack of defense, noted the history between the Eagles and their important opponents. “We’ve played these teams recently, of course. It did not go well, but heading into Qualifying, we know what works and what doesn’t against these sides now,” said Held. “I have faith in my squad, and I expect us to perform very well in this cycle.” The Eagles will need to place among the top two teams in Group 24 to have a shot at the World Cup proper, with first-place teams advancing automatically and second-placed sides advancing to a two-legged playoff.

The teams in the Eagles’ group are as follows:
HUElavia, ranked 18th in the world according to the KPB+ system. The team is downright dangerous, qualifying for the World Cup in their last time out before beating World #1s Squornshelan Remnant States en route to a Round of 32 loss. They crushed the Eagles 5-1 on the way to a Round of 16 exit at IACs in their last major tournament. A slightly aggressive team most commonly employing a 4-2-3-1 formation, the Eagles will likely look to shut play down in the midfield, but may have trouble breaking down HUElavia’s two defensive midfielders, as seen in the IAC.

Indusse, ranked 53rd in the world, are quite an interesting case. The Eagles have faced off against the IAC semifinalists three times, losing twice, drawing once, and allowing at least three goals in each. The Osnari back line has not been able to figure out their fellow independents, but will need to do so to have any hope of advancing. Notably, in four matches against the top two teams in Group 24, the Eagles have allowed 17 goals. The best move for Nathan Held may well be to look for more defensive stability in the big matches.

Warkus, an Anaian team that recently hosted the CAFA, ranked 129th in the world. The Doves are highly aggressive, nearly as much as the Eagles, and could be a dark horse for the top two if things shake out their way. Historically, though, they haven’t, with the Doves failing to make the World Cup or the knockout stage of their home CAFA, so they’re not in the greatest form. Dominance in the midfield will be key for this matchup given the Doves’ 4-2-4 lineup.

Germanic Cat, hailing from the North Pacific and ranked 214th in the world. A fellow Baptism of Fire 86 participant, Germanic Cat placed 10th in their group in the last World Cup Qualifiers and have not yet submitted their full roster for this edition. They have played a balanced 4-4-2 in the past and are expected to do so again. Nathan Held may want an additional midfielder to dominate possession in that matchup, but the Eagles should be expected to beat Germanic Cat handily, as their 214th ranking may be overstating their skill.

Bruinswik, ranked 283rd in the world, are a bit of a shadowy squad. Recording two wins at the Baptism of Fire despite not submitting a roster, Bruinwik are not expected to make a huge impact due to their lack of significant players. However, a surprise is always possible, and it is worth noting that Bruinswik were unlucky to miss out on the Baptism of Fire knockouts.

Nova Dackians went the same route as Bruinswik, not submitting a roster to the Baptism of Fire but managing a single win. The Eagles should be able to deal with them as well, provided Nathan Held can prepare well enough tactically.

Saperetia, an unranked squad that last entered the World Cup a while ago, are a dark horse of this group that should not be underestimated, last entering in the 93rd cycle. They’re expected to play 4-3-3 but go very defensive, so they could be hard to break down for the Eagles.

The first window of Qualifying will see the Eagles go up against Nova Dackians at home before visiting Warkus for an important match early. The second window, though, may well decide the group, as the Eagles host HUElavia and visit Indusse, the top two seeds in the group, with a chance to hit the top of the group or else fall way down the table. Regardless, we should know by MD4 whether the Eagles will be competitive - and whether Nathan Held will keep his job.

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Do You Believe In Miracles?
Prologue


Fifteen kilometers west of Lysborg, tucked just outside the bustling metropolis of the nation’s capital was the city Roslund, a quaint little town on the river. Well, Roslund was a lot more “quaint” and “little” when the city was founded a few hundred years ago, but today Roslund is truly a modern city, home to just under 300,000 people. Like most cities along the Sisse river, Roslund was settled mostly by traders who wanted to pedal their craft upstream. By this point Lysborg was already growing into a regional center of trade, and Roslund served as a sort of waystation for the city. While Lysborg, and its expansive metropolitan area, is connected to most of the cities along the Sisse river, there is arguably no city Lysborg is more closely linked to than Roslund. At the time, this area of Solgavden was ruled by the Kingdom of Melvenia (precursor to modern day Melvenia Province), and while Lysborg served as its capital, Roslund was the next most important city. When the industrial revolution came to Solgavden, Lysborg boomed with opportunity, with Roslund naturally following soon after. Roslund grew wealthy as numerous factories opened across the city, with most of them focusing on textiles, paper, and a variety of artisanal goods. A lot of what Roslund produced flooded into Lysborg markets, and both cities grew rich in the age of the machine.

This economic growth peaked during the First Great War, as Roslund was a center of production for the armies fighting abroad. By this time, Solgavden was united under the rule of King Frederik V, yet growing pains were starting to show, and civil war broke out across the young nation to begin the 1920s. Most of the population of Roslund were loyal to the Crown over the republican rebels, and the city even briefly served as a capital for the monarchist government while fighting engulfed Lysborg. The Solgavish Civil War left the nation shattered, yet Roslund was left unharmed by the fighting. But while the people of Roslund were spared from the bullets and bombs and blood, they were hit hard by the economic turmoil the nation was now in. Due to low demand that naturally came with large parts of Solgavden now being destitute, many of the factories that made Roslund rich were forced to close, and the city never recovered.

In 1927, just as the nation was starting to recover from years of brutal infighting, there were whispers of a new professional sports league that would sweep the nation. Football has already become the most popular sport in Solgavden, and in the immediate aftermath of the Solgavish Civil War, many turned to a sport as a way to get their minds off their worries, if only for 90 minutes. The young King Halfdan IV was also a fan of the game, and he hoped that by connecting the already existing regional leagues, a national football league would create cohesion in a nation that just spent years ripping itself apart. As the news reached Roslund, local youths decided to band together and form a team of their own, and maybe leave a mark in this new landscape. The club’s founders were recently laid off workers from the Astermark Mill, and thus chose to name their team Astermark Mill FK. After a dispute with the owners of the mill, the group decided to rename themselves Roslund City FK, and a new club was born. The team settled on red, white, and yellow as their colors, with a yellow griffin being their crest, all of which were symbols of the city. While their first few years in the Kongensliga weren’t remarkable, their first deep cup run was the stuff of legends. Although they were clear underdogs, Roslund City FK managed a deep run in the newly christened Unity Cup (now known as the King Halfdan IV Cup), beating Lysborg club Olympisk Kolvereid to claim their first piece of silverware. This competition was the first time anyone has called the team a Miracle, with the term being coined by local sports writer Thomas Gulbrandsan. In his piece Gulbrandsan wrote,

“These local boys from a quaint little town on the river went toe-to-toe with the preeminent giant of Solgavish sports, and not only did they compete, they went ahead and slayed the beast. What they have accomplished can only be described as a miracle.”

While Gulbrandsan was the first to coin the term, the nickname didn’t truly stick until their 1932-1933 Kongensliga campaign, where the team bested some of the early titans in Solgavish football, including Olympisk Kolvereid, Abelvorden Striders, and Rega Lysborg to claim the league title, the first in their history. Roslund managed this herculean feat after coming in 12th place the year prior, just one spot above relegation. The success of the team came at a shock to everyone, even to the people of Roslund, as some didn’t even know the city had a football team. But they did now, and the city flocked to support the new club, which now had some of the most passionate fans in the entire country. Throughout the entire season, newspapers referred to the team as the Roslund City FK Mirakaler, before settling on just Roslund Mirakaler, or ‘Roslund Miracales’ in English. After their championship run, the organization thought the name had stuck as well, and thus Roslund Mirakaler would be their new name going forward.
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Team Logo of Roslund Mirakaler, circa. 2008


Unfortunately for the Mirakaler, the next 80 or so years would not be as ‘miraculous’ for them. They did manage to succeed here and there, even winning the league again during the 54’-55’ season, yet after their second Kongensliga win, they never really came close to finishing at the pinnacle once again. The team were relegated a few more times than they’d like to admit, even managing to fall all the way to the SFL Third Division, the fourth tier of the Solgavish football pyramid. However, by the 88’-89’ season, Roslund were in the Kongensliga once again after clawing their way up from ‘football hell’, as one Roslund executive put it. But still, the team had its struggles in the top flight, and it seemed that even finishing in midtable was a good result for them. During the period between 1988 and 2008, the team was described as a ‘manager carousel’, with coaches of all types coming and going as the team continued to look as mediocre as ever. There were a few big names here, like Edvard Hintzen, who currently coaches AFC Elvern, and a certain Peter Strömberg, who had a brief spell in Roslund before securing his illustrious job as Rega Lysborg’s manager. But unfortunately, no matter how good each individual coach might have been, the team never seemed to look any better. A deep cultural rot has set in to not only the club, but the city as a whole, and it was now a culture of losing. As mentioned before, Roslund never truly recovered from the Solgavish Civil War, and the dozens of factories and mills in the city that were booming with industry were now lifeless husks, abandoned and a constant reminder of the Roslund that could’ve been. Throughout the early 2000s, most felt that a miracle was needed if Roslund was ever going to be a fraction of how successful Lysborg was, which was now looked upon as a shining city upon a hill by locals. While it wasn’t apparent at first, this attitude of always losing would come to an end one day, and most attribute the start of its demise with the hiring of a fresh young manager in 2004, by the name of Emil Vardaman.

Today’s Kongensliga is full of coaches and staff that came from all walks of life, but this was not always the case. Even as late as the early 2000s, most managers were either former players themselves, or assistants that had spent decades with the club they looked to manage, the entirety of the league was a bit of an ‘Old Boys Club’. This is where the hiring of Emil Vardaman was an anomaly, as he was neither of those things: he never played professional football, in fact he’d be the first to tell you that he ‘didn’t have an athletic bone in his body’, and he never spent a single day with Roslund Mirakler before he was hired as their manager. What Emil Vardaman was, however, was a tactically gifted young coach who has shown he had the intellect to make something out of absolutely nothing. His first love was a club named Kouranta FF, and he took them from the SFL Third Division to the SFL First Division in just a few short years, jumping two leagues and eyeing a shot at the Kongensliga before Roslund poached him. It was clear, he had…it. But whatever it was would soon be heavily debated, as the first few years looked to be more of the same, with the Mirakaler never finishing above 12th place. Yet, the air around the city seemed to feel a little better, as for the first time in years, Roslund was playing exciting football. The team were the perennial underdogs, and they played into it hard, often stealing wins out from under superior opponents who were simply caught unprepared. In the 06’-07’ season (don't say it), the team fought and scratched their way into a semifinal spot of the KH4 Cup, before being bested by eventual champions Kosmo Lunaris. But the city got a whiff of success they so desperately needed, and they were hungry for more. Attendance at Astermark Park soared, and fans finally felt confident enough to wear the team’s jersey in public again. Maybe, just maybe, Roslund was finally ready to turn a new leaf and climb the table again. Yet reality was often cruel, and the 07’-08’ season saw the team finish in 16th place, just barely avoiding relegation by one point, but the feeling of hope didn’t subside, and even began to infect the players themselves, as many in the squad sought to stay on the team to see if they can improve for as least one more year.

Going into the 08’-09’ season, Roslund Mirakaler were given 6500-to-1 odds to win the Kongensliga, and just 250-to-1 odds to be relegated to the SFL First Division. In the weeks and days leading up to the opening kickoff, every player knew that their chances of success were astronomically low, yet they were also filled with resolve that can only come when there’s little to no expectations. The prevailing attitude was, “let’s go out there and play our game, and even if we won’t win trophies, let’s do it for the people of this quaint little town on the river”.
Kongeriket Solgavda
"Many voices, one song — Solgavden is the Kingdom of Harmony"


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Postby Airannia » Sun Oct 26, 2025 2:50 pm

Background — The Airannian nation has faced many ups, and far more downs in recent history. A lot of this history is still topic of fierce debate, as similar to this very background section, it is still entirely unclear how much of this history should be considered in-universe and canon, and how much of it is fourth wall breaking chaos that has been retconned and reimagined. The knowledge of these tough times can be traced back to some interesting discoveries in the attic of the main office of the National Airannian Football Organization (NAGA) in Mertessá. Although there is nobody at the NAGA who knows why it is even there, it's been established beyond any reasonable doubt that the 3rd place Baptism of Fire medals, now located in the NAGA showcase, is 100% legitimate and made of only the finest electrum. Records have even been dug up from the archives about legendary World Cup Qualifier runs, during which the Airannian underdog team apparently managed to just barely miss out on a World Cup playoff spot not once, but twice! These, too, were confirmed legitimate by international football authorities; even though none of the players they named could be located anywhere on file. As a result of these discoveries, the NAGA took two crucial and immediate actions: 1.) Signing up for the next edition of the newly rediscovered World Cup; as proving grounds for the Airannian national team have run quite dry, with neighbouring nations just not being up to the task. 2.) Creating a team with scientists, forensic experts, my buddy Arriq, and historians to determine exactly what is going on with these archives, who those players were, and exactly why their timelines intersected. Things have been kept relatively under wraps so far, but some worry that a truth might be uncovered that just won't stay hidden from the public.

Step 0: Urgent Meeting
!!! STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL !!!
Summarized meeting transcript for Coordination Session - Project Warren
Time and Date: July 14th 1984, 20:04 - 20:43 (39 minutes)
Location: Uérqdharrádh Building, Vorácy
In attendance:
  • Speaker 1; Special Operatives Director at the Airannian Secret Service (KSÁ)
  • Speaker 2 (supposedly Mr. Tressechy); NAGA (Airannian football association) chairman
  • Speaker 3 (identified as Mr. Létiman); Representative from the Ministry of Security and Justice
  • Speaker 4; History Faculty Head at University of Lexington
  • Speaker 5 (referred to as Harmann Tompessy); Forensic expert, Vorácy-National Police
  • Speaker 6 (possibly known as Hyrthélys, male voice); function not mentioned during conversation
  • Speaker 7 (Charles Morton); Representative from the Ministry of International Communications
  • Speaker 8; Legal advisor with NAGA
Points discussed:
  • Light opening to the meeting; discussion about speaker 3's new shoes is cut short by speaker 1 announcing the meeting has formally gone on record.
  • Speaker 1 informs the room the meeting is, as suspected about the electrum medals that have been found in the NAGA's archives. Being queried about it by speaker 3, speaker 1 then confirms that the public knows only about medals.
    Continuing on, speaker 2 confirms that an entire box of archived paperwork was found, which confirms the legitimacy of the medals as genuine. Speaker 1 adds that these archives do not subscribe to conventional knowledge of Airannia. Some examples are mentioned: References to a fractured Airannia, with four seperate kingdoms, and references to a significantly larger Hmalan region.
    Speaker 5 remarks that these files are not guaranteed to be confirmed yet, but that he doesn't doubt their legitimacy, mentioning their proximity to the confirmed medals.
    Speaker 3 then asks whether the public should know about these files. Speaker 1 reaffirms strongly that these files are known only to the current meeting; and a small amount of workers in the NAGA offices.
    Some less structured discussions come up - speaker 2 mentions having had a look into these files already, upon which speaker 4 expresses her interest in researching the historical information held within these archives. Speaker 6 brings up a strong sense of confusion about the topic. Lastly, speaker 5 informs the room he's not familiar with the contents, and is only concerned with their veracity.
  • Speaker 1 then calls the room to order, and invites speaker 7 to report. Speaker 7 informs the room a small number of the specific details found in these files, were confirmed as accurate.
    Diving into this, speaker 1 brings up that the Ministry of International Communication has made contact with the Archalitian football association, and that they have confirmed the exact scores that are listed are also on their records: 1-2, 2-3 and 4-3.
    Speaker 7 then briefly remarks he's surprised those commies are even able to maintain records. Speaker 1 reminds the attendees that the meeting is on record.
    Then, speaker 1 shares information to the attendees about the World Cup, which is also mentioned in the documents. He is strongly recommending to sign up for this tournament. Speaker 2, as the chairman of the national association, agrees to look into this.
    Speaker 1 then continues to claim that new frontiers in sports could be an excellent method to distract the public from the surprising finding. Speaker 7 brings up concerns and uncertainty whether this will be sufficiently distracting, instead of riling up public interest. Speaker 6 responds with interest in these qualifying series. Speaker 1 mentions that these series are not only meant as distraction, but also function as a good proving grounds for the national team.
  • Speaker 1 asks speaker 4 if it would be possible to assemble a team of scholars (history nerds was the term used literally) that could categorize the documents that were found, asking speaker 8 to confirm whether a NDA agreement has already been drafted.
    Speaker 8 confirms. Speaker 4 also confirms, and promises to assemble a team to investigate.
    Speaker 1 informs the attendants that a lot of the content of the files pertains to football, and that is why speaker 6 was also invited. Speaker 6 himself is currently on the bathroom. Further information on speaker 6's role or status is not mentioned in the conversation.
    Speaker 1 confirms that also a large amount of these files consist of fluff; shards of conversations, informational texts, television shows, and descriptions of buildings.
    Speaker 5 asks why the NAGA was keeping these records at all, regardless of whether they are from an alternate universe or not. Speaker 2 informs the attendees that hardly any of the archives they keep are directly pertaining to football, mentioning that while they can directly relate to football, they really don't have to. A few of the attendees react in confusion about this, but speaker 2 restates that this is simply how it's always been.
  • Speaker 1 then closes the meeting formally. Before the recorded audio is cut off, a discussion between speaker 6 and speaker 7, about the recently played football game against Republic Cabelia can be heard.
Reached conclusions:
  • The Vorácy-National Police is investigating the recently discovered archived documents. The medals discovered alongside these files were already confirmed as legitimate.
  • The existence of these files is currently highly secretive. The public is not to know about these files, which contain information that is highly unusual.
  • A small subset of details on these documents is confirmed via an international source. However, to avoid arousing suspicion, their contents mustn't be widely discussed internationally.
  • The NAGA will assess viability on participation in the World Cup. The World Cup is a potent way to establish international connection, and redirect attention from the discoveries onto international football.
  • The University of Lexington will assemble a team of scholars to catalog, research and interpret the archived documents.
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Postby Hamborn » Sun Oct 26, 2025 3:30 pm

Things to know before to travel in Hamborn!

1. 3 country for 3 stadium
Hamborn is make of 3 country they are united in 1870. Their name are : Polux, North-Hamborn and South-Hamborn.

meaning of the stars
The stars represent the Hambornian provinces.

Hamborn have its own internet

Hamborn use this for better communication in the country this based on the real internet but it more resistant in case of attack actually its disable.

Why Alkomen-Alesia ?

Alkomen-Alesia is the fusion of the 3 old capital of the 3 country : Alko for Polux, Mena for North-Hamborn and Lesia for South-Hamborn.

The today match day :

On Hamborn 2 tv news John we have the official composition its same of The start of BoF 87 so for today we are in 4-3-3 :
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Bench :
24. Micheal Julio

35. Bilo Nosinto

28. Kislo Antaré

30. Xilo Novas

57. Risco Xaco

34. Neo Kisté

7. Joan Von de Polux
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100 - 0 (The Start)

Postby TJUN-ia » Sun Oct 26, 2025 3:55 pm

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The road to World Cup 100 is long and fraught with danger at every turn...but it is one we must start. Everyone is talking about this Centenary with an aura of respect and pageantry, with the occasion itself being the main event of everyone's lives...but here in TJUN-ia, this corner of Esportiva not even on their map, the wings of this moment are joined with another - that of farewell. Our Co-Managers are about to begin their Last Ride, one last journey towards the crown before they bow out of the chair, and the TJUN-ian public is hopeful that whatever happens now, they will go out with no regrets and in the best way they possibly can. For this edition, the scenario is simple - group winners qualify, runners-up go to the Playoff. The draw for this occasion could've thrown up anyone...but here are our 8 opponents.

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VALENTINE Z
Ah, Valentine Z - comrades of NSSCRA and, most recently, opponents in the World Baseball Classic. The history between Jaguars and Valentines is certainly long and in detail, but now the fun must stop. The Kittens, led by Clarissa Alanis Star Samantha herself and playing a very-attacking setup, are the Pot 2 team...and thus, our biggest threat in this group.

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SANGTI AND THE FILINDO ISLES
Agilang Dilaw, the Yellow Eagles, have been a rising power for some time now, but this will be the first time we will be playing them internationally. Vicenzo Frain has this team playing a defensive system that can flip on the fly, so they will be ones to watch if we are not careful.

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CHOPPYHAUSEN
Choppyhausen? Yes, Choppyhausen - Another -1 team to deal with in this Group, this time the runners-up of the biggest Baptism of Fire in history. We certainly haven't played the Team in Teal either, and Harmon Merrit is an experienced manager looking for a big scalp...keep an eye on them, they will be dangerous.

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COLMAIJO
Another BoF nation, this time one that made it to the Round of 32. With players only one by singular names and a style given the default "0", we don't know what to expect from this team.

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SURNE
BoF Nation #3, we literally know nothing of this team - other than the fact they made the Knockouts at the very least.

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BEHH
Behh, spelt "B-E-H-H", were one of the unlucky BoF teams that finished 3rd, but didn't do enough to qualify for the Knockouts. All we can say is...meow?

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NEW ARBUCKLE
Another BoF nation, this time one that finished winless and at the bottom of their group. Don't know much, other than their vocalness on social media(?)

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LIGNUNTIA
And finally, a "proper" debutant - one that didn't play in the BoF, but is here for the Dance itself.

All in all, this is expected to be a 4-way scrap - but expectations hardly fit into reality.
The mission, though, is simple - QUALIFY. And if we don't, then we may all be doomed.
GO JAGS!



SCHEDULE (Group 20)
(Stadium Guide can be found here)
MD1: vs New Arbuckle (381) - Estádio do Pacífico, Rio Pacífico
MD2: @Surne (283)
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MD3: vs Colmaijo (249) - Estadio Universidad Carlandas, Carlandas
MD4: @Sangti and the Filindo Isles (87) - Nuevo Estadio Nacional, Nuevo San Marco
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MD5: BYE
MD6: vs Behh (336) - Ke Kahua Pāʻani o Pua Aloalo, Kepu Manu
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MD7: @Choppyhausen (142)
MD8: vs Valentine Z (49) - National Stadium, TJUN-ia City
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MD9: @Lignuntia (UR)
MD10: @New Arbuckle (381)
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MD11: vs Surne (283) - Tiankong Stadium, Tiankong
MD12: @Colmaijo (249)
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MD13: vs Sangti and the Filindo Isles (87) - Beregozera Stadium, Szensky
MD14: BYE
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MD15: @Behh (336)
MD16: vs Choppyhausen (142) - Stade de la Victoire, Roi Ville
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MD17: @Valentine Z (49) - Kyarpan Stadium, Mandalay
MD18: vs Lignuntia (UR) - Zebra Stadium, Toropo/Almadinat
1st: ECC4/5, NSSCRA13, RLWC22, IBS20, EBT3, EIHT2, ET20V
2nd: NSCF24/26, ARWC4, WC:TOTS, IBC34, IBS17, RUWC33/35, ECC6, EKT, WCoH52 T20WC18
3rd: ARWC3, IBC32/41, ECC3/7, ARWC6, ET20IV, ECT, RUWC37, WCoH56
NSSCRA - JR
T1: #07 Michael Stefan (S13 T1 Champ)/#64 Alfonso Mercado/#03 Maddison Riley-Jones (S10 T2 Champ)
T2: #96 Alice Jepkosgei/#70 Gongming Gao [NCR]/#79 Axel Chase

WGPO: #11 Lane Carter/ #9 Batu Tüvshinbayar (WGP2 S5 Champion)
NSTT: 4 S-Titles (3 RU)/2 D-Titles (6 RU)

UN - U1
TJUN (Ta-Jun) - An organ of the UN that focuses on "international role-play" (i.e. USA = Fang the Sniper) (U2)
TJUN-ia (Ta-Jun-ee-a) - The testing grounds of TJUN members, but operates as an independent nation. (U3)

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Postby Ethane » Sun Oct 26, 2025 4:09 pm


Preview


Tough Challenge to Start Campaign
Ethane face one of the strongest teams in the group to start their qualification campaign for the 100th World Cup.

Saterun are the pot 2 team in group 16, with a world ranking of 43. Ethane rank at 377th. This is a match that is only expected to one way.

Saterun have become regular qualifying merchants and have slowly been strengthening their cohesiveness as a team. Comparing this to Ethane, this is a team that has been down and out for years now, struggling to even come together for the qualification campaign.

The team know they have a long road ahead of them to even consider qualifying to the World Cup.

This is a team that has no real international experience in competitive, challenging circumstances. Their grit and determination is going to be challenged. No players remain from Ethane's last qualification appearance during the World Cup 95 qualifiers - a dire experience that traumatised the players as they finished their fall from grace. This is a team that has limited domestic strength, with the Flame League losing it's multiversal relevance as a league of status. To say the nation has big name players is a stretch - there is no major competitive Ethanian players in the top leagues abroad.

This is an untested team, a team that has no real comparators as to their performance levels. Effectively, they are going in blind. What we can hope they have is grit and determination.

Rushbrooke is going to be a key figure to keep an eye on. For Ethane to get momentum in this qualification group stage, he is going to need to find his shooting boots. Look for him to make some runs during the game and get himself into promising positions. When he finds himself in a promising position, he does have a very good shooting boot. He has shown this in his performances at the domestic level, with Rushbrooke winning the golden boot in The Flame League now for three seasons in a row, and goal of the season for two of those three seasons.

However, he will need to be backed up by what is a very defensively-minded team. This is a team that leans heavily on keeping the opposition out and is willing to absorb pressure to do so. Samuel Baker will be a key figure in the back line for Rushbrooke to look to for that offensive support. Playing down the left wing in more of a left-wingback position, Baker has the pace to make those counter-attacking runs up the field to find Rushbrooke up front. He will need to find his footing quickly to get the national team off to a solid start - he has very little footballing experience, let alone international experience. As long as he keeps himself cool, calm and collected and doesn't let the pressure get to him, he is one to look out for across the campaign.

Alexander Thomas-Brown will be invaluable in keeping the backline disciplined. Thomas-Brown is the captain and for very clear reasons. He is a mature footballer who knows how to inspire young people, having been a teacher when he played in the lower leagues alongside his role as a footballer. Since he was found by top level teams in Ethane, he has been a director of defensive masterclasses, rallying backlines and keeping everyone motivated. Has he got what he takes here, on the international stage. Will the pressure of the situation get to him?

Saterun will be a real test for this team. Led by Handrix Casfo, Saterun have a very youthful squad pushing to reach the knockout stages of the world cup for the very first time, having made it to the groups a few times now.

Caesar Ibanez looks like a very skilled striker and ready to carry Saterun to the World Cup in what will be a very competitive qualification campaign. He plays abroad for Wirr Tsi in Chromatika, his skill as a selfless striker willing to create his own opportunities likely to be a skill needed across this campaign. With two at the front, Bates will also be testing Ethane's backline which will have to be ready to stay disciplined and tight at the back and not let up. If Ethane has any chance of getting past the Bohler, it is going to be against the run of play and will need a score and then park the bus approach.


The Stadium


Saterun's first game of the campaign will be played at "The Pit", a state of the art football stadium constructed after Ethane's successful set of World Cup qualification campaigns that saw Ethane ranked as high as 8th internationally, and has seen Ethane knocked out by Turori in the knockout stages twice, both 0-1 losses in World Cup 81 and World Cup 89.

"The Pit" is Ethane's largest stadium, able to host up to 34,000 attendants. It is a very unique stadium. Constructed out of an old quarry, the stadium is dug into the side of the quarry with the steps and seating carved out of the mined rocks. But don't worry, the seating has been turned into comfortable padded seats, so you don't need to have a back operation following the match.

It is now Ethane's largest stadium, overtaking the prestigious King Edward IV stadium which has a capacity of 29,500 people and is based in the capital, New Sarum. That stadium has traditionally been the home of Ethanian football, but has slowly become outdated. Expansion projects will follow once international success and interest has been demonstrated by the team again.

The games against the biggest sides in the group will be played in either "The Pit" or King Edward IV stadium, with the remaining games allocated between either the Newton-Smith Arena and the Marianne Detreux stadium. This decision was made to ensure equality between different regions of Ethane, to ensure funding was shared equally throughout the nation.

How do you get to these stadiums:

"The Pit" - Fly into New Sarum Airport or Letson Town Airport. From there, regular train links will take you from these airports into town, and then into the Deloitte train station. From there you can either take the free shuttle buses to the stadium, or there is the underground in Deloitte which can quickly move you around the city.

"King Edward IV" - Fly into New Sarum airport. From there, catch the underground or bus system. The stadium is only about 15 minutes on the underground from the airport.

"Newton-Smith Arena" - Fly into Letson Town Airport. From there, catch the shuttle buses to take you to the stadium. Alternatively, take the cable car from the airport down to the beach, and then it is a 20 minute stroll along the seafront to reach the stadium.

"The Marianne Detreux Stadium" - Fly into New Sarum Airport. From there, catch the train up to the north coast (a short 30 minute train ride, as this part of Ethane is narrow and the trains are fast). From there, a ferry ride will take you to the Southern Hampton Port on the Isle of Lowe. The stadium is located at the docks on a part of the old port. This is a 15 minute walk or 5 minute shuttle bus journey from the passenger ferry port.


Schedule and Lineup

(377) Ethane vs Saterun (43)
@ The Pit, Deloitte
Lineup: Harris - Baker - Thomas-Brown - Roberts - Johnson - Ashford - Brooks - Sullivan - Benjamin-Wilson - Knutton - Rushbrooke
(297) Valladares vs Ethane (377)
@ Valladares
Lineup: Harris - Baker - Thomas-Brown - Roberts - Evans - Ashford - Brooks - Sullivan - Benjamin-Wilson - Knutton - Rushbrooke
(377) Ethane vs Tristan de Cunha (235)
@ King Edward IV Stadium, New Sarum
(89) Elmyia vs Ethane (377)
@ Elmyia
(377) Ethane vs Riandera (148)
@ Newton-Smith Arena, Letson
(30) Commonwealth of Baker Park vs Ethane (377)
@ Commonwealth of Baker Park
(377) Ethane vs Ocruo (336)
@ The Marianne Detreux Stadium, Southern Hampton
(UR) Electrum vs Ethane (377)
@ Electrum
(43) Saterun vs Ethane (377)
@ Saterun
(377) Ethane vs Valladares (297)
@ King Edward IV Stadium, New Sarum
(235) Tristan de Cunha vs Ethane (377)
@ Tristan de Cunha
(377) Ethane vs Elmyia (89)
@ King Edward IV Stadium, New Sarum
(148) Riandera vs Ethane (377)
@ Riandera
(377) Ethane vs Commonwealth of Baker Park (30)
@ The Pit, Deloitte
(336) Orcuo vs Ethane (377)
@ Orcuo
(377) Ethane vs Electrum
@ King Edward IV Stadium, New Sarum
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Postby Commonwealth of Baker Park » Sun Oct 26, 2025 4:18 pm

BP begin WC 100 cycle in state of flux
Scott McCrae
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The buildup to the beginning of qualifying for the Centenary World Cup has taken on a throwback motif, with all elements of the Commonwealth of Baker Park National Team undergoing an upheaval unprecedented in the mixed gender era of the sport in this country.

The Football Association of the Commonwealth announced that it had come to a mutual agreement with Manager Will Barnard that this seventh campaign will be his last as boss, although he will lead the team through the qualifying and hopefully to a 19th berth in the World Cup Finals if Baker Park should make the 48 team field.

Barnard has named the player pool that he will rely upon for the 16 match tournament which has a distinctly rebuilding feel to it; although the Bees claimed one of the 30 top seeds they will not be an odds on favorite to make the trip to Rushmore for the Finals as they have been drawn into a competitive group featuring several nations with long pedigrees in the sport.

Speaking of which, the preparations for the start of competitive matches has seen a series of friendly fixtures that harken back to the days when the Commonwealth were a rising power, including a pair of opening dates that saw World Cup 85 champions Free Republics and the World Cup 84 co-host Cassadaigua visiting the BBP National Stadium. Both nations are returning from hiatus for the milestone World Cup and the rust showed in each meeting, as BP rolled to a 5-2 win against FFR and a 3-0 victory over the Fillies.

Another national team that is making a comeback is college football powerhouse Ranoria, who dropped to a 1-0 setback at Newport City Stadium, while Banija and the Bees renewed their longtime rivalry at the Stadium of the Restoration, ending with a 3-3 draw to close out the first stage of warmups

The Commonwealth then traveled to Drawkland for a four nation round robin event against the Sonnelians, Edsmontik and Crpostran, a celebration of four of the most recent debut World Cup qualifiers, with the Kick Corps and Edsmons each winning twice while the Sapphire Strikers and Bees both coming away with a single win.

BP will open their qualification fixture list with a home date against Valladares at Collins Park in Oceana, the same venue that they opened WCQ 99 at, and also where they previously hosted the same opponent in the qualifying for World Cup 85; Electrum are the only other team in Group 16 that have a previous history in qualifying against the Bees, as the nations met in a home and home series during the World Cup 87 cycle, as well as a single neutral site battle in the Cocobo Trophy Final during Eagles Cup 14.
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Postby Tanirinthia » Sun Oct 26, 2025 4:20 pm


OF FATES AND FORTUNES
Chapter Thirty Five - Worlds Wide Webs



A hot summer's night in St Cirth couldn't help but turn Jasper's mind back to all those years ago when their paths crossed for the first time, turning his head to look at Clara fast asleep and lightly snoring in a way he would find adorable right now, but when it was still going at 2am he would certainly find much less adorable. But for right now he was far away from sleep, not wanting to wake Clara up he was sitting at a desk, the dull light from the monitor lighting him. He found his gaze being pulled away from Clara and to the artefact in his hands.

It weighed heavy in his hands, and seemed to emit a dull thrum that was not able to be pushed to the background like the hum of the air conditioning unit. Although he was never able to push it completely out of his mind, he had to make the effort to push it as far as possible towards the background or he found himself losing time. As much as he put on a tough front for Clara this scared him to his core, especially given that the weight and the thrum increased with each descendant they had met and used it on.

All this on its own was worrying enough, however there was something that worried him even more. Clara could feel the weight increase, nor could she hear the thrum. When he first realised this he was relieved that she wasn’t having to go through the same thing, but when he gave it some thought it worried him all the more. What effect was this artefact having on him, and could it hurt Clara, or more terrifying could it cause me to hurt her.

What web was he being drawn into, there was of course the entity whom they went on this very path to defeat, what if this was part of its web from the very beginning. Or was this a web spun by another, this Algernon Graves who had seemed their saviour and was to nobly take on all of this power we were harnessing, something seemed off to him. But perhaps all this paranoia was a result of the lack of sleep he had been getting, and all of this was just simply down to the fact he was the one who used the artefact first.

After all there seemed to be some real world effects happening from what they were doing, Tanirinthia’s rise in the rankings was starting to sputter, perhaps it was all working. They had returned to their homeland after years away with only the last few descendants to go. It’s said it’s darkest before the dawn, and the hope for the best and plan for the worst. Tonight he thought let’s put a bit more into the hope side of that equation and headed back into the bed, holding Clara to him tightly.



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Postby Qusmo » Sun Oct 26, 2025 4:27 pm

Qusmo has been drawn into World Cup 100 Qualifying Group Five here at the Jamison Expo Centre in Zube. The group winners will earn a trip to the West Pavola World Cup, while the group runners-up will have the chance to contest a single-match playoff against a randomly-chosen fellow group runner-up. No other paths to the World Cup exist for the two hundred seventy teams which will participate in Qualifying — which, despite being a host of the tournament, includes Qusmo.

Group Five features one team which made the World Cup 99 semifinals; three teams which participated in World Cup 99 Qualifying but failed to make either the World Cup or the Cup of Harmony; and five newcomers which had not played an official WCC match before this cycle’s Baptism of Fire. The odds of anyone challenging the group favorite to book an automatic ticket to West Pavola are fairly slim, but there could be a very wide-open race for the group’s playoff place, which could make all the difference. Let’s meet Qusmo’s opponents in Group Five and see where the Caldera Sun stands ahead of matchday one at Mastad Qusma.

Oscioru

Qusmo has only previously played one of its Qualifiers opponents: Oscioru, which it faced in its previous World Cup Qualifying campaign. Qusmo lost two-one at El Monasterio but won the reverse fixture three-nil at Mastad Qusma, as Qusmo finished a disappointing sixth out of ten teams in its Qualifying group. Oscioru ended the campaign eighth in the group table, but they finished a mere three points behind Qusmo’s twenty-three-point tally over the course of eighteen matchdays.

The two nations’ fortunes have started to converge somewhat since then. Although Qusmo is ranked fifty-eighth and Oscioru one hundred thirty-third — a difference of seventy-five places in the rankings — Oscioru has risen since their previous meetings, and Qusmo has fallen. Previously, Qusmo had been forty-eighth, while Oscioru was just two hundred fifty-second, meaning they had been separated by two hundred four places in the rankings table when Oscioru managed to take three points from Qusmo.

If Oscioru could take three points off Qusmo when there was a gulf between them in the rankings, they won’t be short of confidence that they could do even better one cycle on. In a cycle where every point is likely to matter, that could make all the difference — or perhaps Oscioru could credibly do one better and overtake Qusmo in the standings entirely this cycle.

Ko-oren

Although Qusmo will be meeting each of its Qualifying opponents for the first (and second) time, matchday eleven won’t be the first time Ko-oren plays in Qusmo, or even at Mastad Qusma. The Dragonflies played their hexadecifinal in Qanz the last time the World Cup graced Qusma shores, and they ended up losing a shockingly high-scoring four-two match against TJUN-ia. Surely, Qusmo will hope history will repeat itself. Ko-oren will be the massive favorites to progress as Group Five’s lone automatic World Cup qualifier, but even if overtaking the Dragonflies in the table proves impossible, every single point they can manage to collect as underdogs could be valuable in the race for the group’s sole ticket to the Qualifying playoffs.

That task is an extremely tall one, of course. The World Cup 89 champions are ranked eighth in the Multiverse and went as far as the semifinals of the last edition. Qusma football’s only firsthand experience with a World Cup semifinal is hosting the match for two other teams to play, and for the first time in the team’s history, they failed even to go as far as a Cup of Harmony group stage last cycle. Even after Qusmo’s uptick in form after the arrival of Ilinx-Kepex Zev, the team still didn’t make it to the Copa Rushmori knockout rounds, whereas Ko-oren made it all the way to the CAFA Cup final. To make matters worse, both of Qusmo’s fixtures against Ko-oren will take place immediately after matchdays Ko-oren are on byes, allowing the Dragonflies much more time to rest and prepare for their fixture than Qusmo will be afforded.

Still, it should be an interesting clash in styles, if nothing else. Ilinx-Kepex Zev’s Qusmo might be accurately described as total football — if they can manage to successfully implement their favored system, of course. The legendary Katanmak Juliasterinthen’s Ko-oren team famously embraces post-football, in one of the closest and longest-running associations between a national team and its style that exists anywhere in the Multiverse today. Qusmo boast some excellent, veteran strikers who have accomplished great things in top leagues abroad, but scoring in a competitive fixture against Ko-oren might rank among the highlights of any player’s career. Time will tell whether any of them will be able to do it.

Carpathia and Ruthenia

Unlike Ko-oren, none of Carpathia and Ruthenia’s players have ever played in Qusmo before. Unlike Oscioru, none of Carpathia and Ruthenia’s players have ever played against Qusmo before. But one key individual for Carpathia and Ruthenia is intimately familiar with Qusmo: Brelk-Xeral Erv, undoubtedly one of the best in a fairly storied line of Qusma managers, and the current manager of the Carpathia and Ruthenia national team.

Brelk-Xeral won the first, and to date only, international trophy a Qusma football team has ever won: the very final UICA Youth Cup, with Atlov Juzuna, the team whose legacy has reverberated throughout the years since both within and far beyond the realm of sport. They then took the job as manager of Brenecia’s national team, winning the Campionato Esportiva along the way. After a hiatus during the Reforms, they eventually accepted the job as manager of Krytenia’s national team, this time winning the CAFA Cup.

Brelk-Xeral has had three previous jobs as manager, in three different regions, & each of them have ended in a new international trophy. In order to accomplish that, they’ve not only had to have been highly tactically astute, but also eminently flexible, to accommodate different teams, cultures, personalities, regions, tournaments, opponents, situations, and even generations. If there’s any opponent Brelk-Xeral might be best-equipped to prepare for, it could be Qusmo. Brelk-Xeral won’t be fazed by the atmosphere at Mastad Qusma. Brelk-Xeral won’t be fazed by the altitude in Qanz. Brelk-Xeral won’t be fazed by the culture in Qusmo. and surely, being the top manager that they are, they’ll make absolutely sure that their team isn’t fazed, either.

Make no mistake about it: Carpathia and Ruthenia are Qusmo’s biggest threats in group five. Yes, Ko-oren’s a top-ten team in the world. They’re an extremely strong bet to win the group, and it wouldn’t be surprising in the slightest if they took all six points from Qusmo. However, they’re running a different race. Ko-oren made it to the World Cup 99 semifinals, while no other team in this Qualifying group made it to World Cup 99 at all. Chances are it won’t take that long for Ko-oren to separate themselves from the rest of the pack, and the real race will be for the group’s spot in the playoffs as runners-up. That’s where Carpathia and Ruthenia pose a massive threat — and may be even likelier than Qusmo to prevail.

Yes, Carpathia and Ruthenia are ranked lower than Qusmo is — seventy-fifth, to be precise — but realistically, that’s really not very far at all, particularly given the enormous size of each of this cycle’s Qualifying pots. Carpathia and Ruthenia were the third-highest-ranked pot three team in the entire draw, out of thirty in total, meaning they’re one of the likeliest teams in the entire Multiverse to capture a playoff spot or better from outside the top two pots.

Newcomers

Coercia has scored in every match they’ve played, with an average of three and a half goals per match. They went unbeaten in their first five matches, including a win by a six-goal margin in the group stage and a four-goal win in the knockout stages. Coercia may be new to WCC football, but in just their second-ever competitive fixture, they managed to win by such a wide margin that Qusmo still hasn’t eclipsed their margin of victory in any of their one hundred seventy-eight previous matches in any official competition.

Qusmo has a single two-nil win in the round of sixteen of a Copa Rushmori it hosted, and it has never won any knockout match by a multi-goal margin before or since. In the very first knockout round match of their nation’s history, Coercia won by four. The six goals Coercia scored against Armeriea in the round of sixty-four are exactly as many as Qusmo has scored in their six most recent knockout fixtures combined, a record dating back to Copa Rushmori XXXI. Despite having played just one tournament in its history, Coercia has exactly as many knockout round matches and knockout round wins as does Qusmo in its post-Reforms history.

Coercia might be the most formidable of all the newcomers in Qusmo’s group, although time certainly will tell. Still, it isn’t just about relative Baptism of Fire success, which can be fleeting when introduced to the wider pool of nations across the Multiverse. Coercia’s players have undergone genetic enhancements to boost their speed and strength, which might be enough to overpower Qusmo’s players. The team’s defense will need to do its very best to contain Travis Blackhardt, who could potentially be a star — after all, not many players manage to score four goals and tally two assists while representing their nation in a competitive fixture, much less in their nation’s debut tournament.

Conclusion

Unfortunately, Qusmo simply isn’t a good enough team yet to feel certain of wins against any opponent, no matter how lowly-ranked or sparse their history. They certainly shouldn’t feel entitled to finish above teams like Oscioru, Carpathia and Ruthenia, or especially Ko-oren in the Qualifying table. Qusmo does have a legitimate chance, but only if they perform better, and more consistently, than it ever has since returning to international football from the Reforms. If they can’t manage to do that, Qusmo may well be looking at a historic embarrassment not to even make it to such a historic tournament.
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Postby Kimi-Suomi » Sun Oct 26, 2025 4:28 pm

Ulkona erämaassa Huuhkajat lentää yksin. It flies alone, looking for a prey it may never grasp but one it always hopes to get.

Kimi-Suomi have never qualified for the World Cup. They have come close on multiple occasions, but have never crossed that line and made the dance itself. For Esko Laaksonen, it is a mark that pounds at the back of his head and will continue to do so until the glass ceiling has been broken.

But this cycle, the Satavuotisjuhla, things feel different. The Huuhkajat have a bronze medal from the last Cup of Harmony around its neck, a feat no one expected but one that has inspired renewed belief in this team and in this nation as a whole. That bronze proved that Kimi-Suomi can compete...but can they go one step further? Is this the time for the Huuhkajat to finally strike itself into that Top 48?

The group they have recieved, Group 17, contains many interesting stories, with the headlines dominated by the Big 2 threats in Aleirave and Sarzoninen, but there are 6 others lying in wait to spring a surprise - including Sel Appa, Bhumi Matawisin Imperiumi, Veleste, Etelä-Kerala, Suur-Portugaliza and the unknown Anonyymimuna.
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SCHEDULE/AJOITTAA (Group 17)
MD1: vs Veleste (300) - The Nest [Pesä], Kimi Kaupunki
MD2: @Anonyymimuna [Anonymegg] (UR)
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MD3: BYE
MD4: vs Bhumi Matawisin Imperiumi [Bhumi Matawis Empire] (208) - The Nest [Pesä], Kimi Kaupunki
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MD5: @Suur-Portugaliza [Greater Portugaliza] (381)
MD6: vs Sel Appa (147) - Galaktien Colosseum (Colosseum of the Galaxies), Lumikukkulat
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MD7: @Etelä-Kerala [South Kerala] (307)
MD8: vs Sarzoninen [Sarzonia] (36) - Galaktien Colosseum (Colosseum of the Galaxies), Lumikukkulat
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MD9: @Aleirave (28) - Reko'uho Fekelu Stadium, New Alikonor
MD10: @Veleste (300)
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MD11: vs Anonyymimuna [Anonymegg] (UR) - Galaktien Colosseum (Colosseum of the Galaxies), Lumikukkulat
MD12: BYE
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MD13: @Bhumi Matawisin Imperiumi [Bhumi Matawis Empire] (208) - Tanjung Kalapa Stadium, Labuanjaya
MD14: vs Suur-Portugaliza [Greater Portugaliza] (381) - Galaktien Colosseum (Colosseum of the Galaxies), Lumikukkulat
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MD15: @Sel Appa (147)
MD16: vs Etelä-Kerala [South Kerala] (307) - The Nest [Pesä], Kimi Kaupunki
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MD17: @Sarzoninen [Sarzonia] (36)
MD18: vs Aleirave (28) - The Nest [Pesä], Kimi Kaupunki
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Weeks before the first match was due to take place, manager Markos Moustakakos found himself pacing around the length of the pitch, mumbling to himself. To most onlookers, the man would appear to be a geriatric fool losing even more of his precious (Elgin) marbles. Markos, however, was communicating with a Hellenic deity, who had been summoned to provide motivation to the aging manager.

"This is where legends are made, Markos."

"I understand. The task that lies ahead is one I have faced many times before."

"Ah, but you are mistaken. The road ahead is built of smoother stones, trodden over by your forefathers and indeed yourself. Such a path will prove to be more slippery, but less of a wear on your feet and joints."

"Well, that's a relief, seeing how achy and creaky I have become."

"Your grey hairs and forehead wrinkles are further proof that you are the man for the job."

"In my heart, I feel as if I always have been."

"The last dozen or so editions, you have been a young man. Compared to us deities, at least. You have showed flashes of wisdom, but never has such a trait consistently revealed itself, certainly not as much as your profound tendency for profanity and violence."

"I apologise, my liege."

"You need not apologise for something so integral to you. The journey to eudaimonia* is never perfect, no matter how virtuous or full of good a person is. We need not cut loose from us our qualities which make us who we are."

"I'd like to think my positive outlook and masterful tactics also make me, me."

"Indeed. These are traits which shall serve you well, Markos."

"Is it possible to enhance such things? More offerings, perhaps?"


The deity chuckled.

"My dear Markos, your tenure in this job is offering enough. You may seek guidance from the Oracles, or you may perhaps peruse the Histories, but no matter how poignant Herodotus' or Homer's writings may be to you, they shall not affect how you are viewed by us, by others, and by the oikos** as a whole. Continue on your path, continue to strive for greatness, and continue to inspire others to do so, and perhaps you shall be up here with us in a few centuries. Or millennia."

"If I bring the trophy back to Chania, would this expedite my eudaimonic arrival?"

"For that, you would have to end your life prematurely. You are not to be welcomed until your purpose is served, your olives de-pitted and chewed, your ouzo sipped on until the final drop trickles down your fleshy throat."

"I understand. Thank you. Is there any further info you wish to seek, O Markos?"

"I've been having trouble satisfying my partner..."

"This does not sound like info relevant to the gods."


*eudaimonia - an Aristotelian term which defines having a "good spirit" or "flourishing". Essentially being Peter Perfect, but by following the virtues of an ancient Greek philosopher.
**oikos - household. In this instance the oikos is society. We live in a society.
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Postby West Vdara » Sun Oct 26, 2025 4:29 pm

west vdara best vdara yes aye ok punk?

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Postby Langenia » Sun Oct 26, 2025 4:29 pm

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Los Azules Kickstart World Cup qualification campaign


Los Azules have begun the new international cycle under manager Adrian Costa. Costa, who took over the position after the previous manager resigned for a poor showing in Langenia's debut international cycle, has completed changed the style of play used by the Langenian national team, turning it from a group oriented towards attacking football to gritty defending. Two friendlies under Costa indicate his changes have yielded positive results, but it remains to be seen how well the team will hold up amidst the difficult World Cup qualification cycle.

The Langenians would begin the international cycle with a home game in front of local fans at Diego Talaman Stadium in Aragon, Langenia. Costa's reimagined team would grind out a 1-0 win over HUElavia with a goal from forward Oscar Galindo who pounced on a through ball from winger Samuel Esteban. Los Azules's defensive aptitude would be on full display, as they gathered in front of goal to stop attacking and scored off a counter.

Away, they would play Saint-Lazarus, winning 2-1 in a comeback victory. They would concede a free kick in the 38th minute which the hosts would score, however goals from Galindo and winger Raul Guzman would overturn the deficit to secure a Langenian victory.

It remains to be seen how the reinvented national team will play in their push to qualify for a major international tournament and make a deep run. The Langenians will open up the qualification cycle with an away match against 115th ranked Sajnur, followed by a home game against Ranoria. Costa has indicated his intention to play a defensive 4-4-2 formation in the first game and a more offensive 4-2-3-1 in the second, both utilizing a defensive low block out of possession to stymie the opponent's attacks.

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Postby The Martian Independent Republic » Sun Oct 26, 2025 4:30 pm

OOC note: Qualification for a World Cup takes place over the first nine months of an Earth year, and the WC proper is in the other three, with a year-long gap between it and the start of the next World Cup's qualification.

2342 is a strange year in Martian politics. Once every sixty years, local elections all line up, and this is the first one since the Kenton Crisis of 2289 and the formation of the current Martian political system.

Format: Date - Base - Current government - Expected government
January 24 - Isidis Base - United Martian Party majority - UMP minority
February 13 - Borealis Base - Socialist majority - Socialist majority
February 13 - Milankovic Base - Socialist majority - Socialist majority
February 13 - Sagan Base - Socialist majority - Socialist majority
March 25 - Mangala Base - Movement for Freedom-UMP majority - Socialist-Left Independent majority
April 8 - Tyrrhena Base - UMP majority - UMP majority
June 3 - Australis Base - Socialist minority - Socialist majority
On or before July 19th - Lowell Base - UMP majority - M4F minority
On or before August 12th - Schiaparelli Base - UMP minority - Schiaparelli Movement majority
On or before August 29th - Lewis Base - UMP majority - UMP majority
On or before August 29th - Eridania Base - UMP majority - UMP minority
On or before September 16th - Aeolis Base - Socialist minority - Socialist-M4F majority
October 23rd - Pengfei Base - Socialist majority - Socialist majority
On or before November 7th - Huygens Base - M4F majority - M4F majority
On or before December 11th - Herschel Base - UMP minority - UMP minority




What To Expect When You're Expecting (to play the Spiders)

The Weather:
Cold and miserable, especially at Qureshi. Considering it takes a lot of heating to make temperatures livable, the weather will almost never go above 10 degrees Celsius, and a couple of games will be played in below freezing temperatures.

The People: Cold and less miserable, especially at Qureshi. Outside of Aeolis Base, Martians aren't really that open, and they'll usually say only what is necessary, nothing more, nothing less. If you do make a Martian friend, though, they'll be quite loyal.

The Laws: Strict and strictly enforced. No smoking, no drugs, and very little alcohol. The MIR is constantly on the edge of disaster, due to the nature of its location, so things are very carefully kept track of.

The Transportation: Trams, walking, and biking - there are 21 tram lines in Aeolis Base, and they're neatly numbered (1-4 cross Hawking Boulevard, odd-numbered ones above 4 are on the west side, even on the east). Travelling between bases or into and out of the MIR, shuttles are used, with four sets of doors between entry into the shuttle bay and entry into the city. There are no cars, buses, or trains in the MIR, and all the bases are very dense.

The Football: Good old-fashioned 'attack when possible, defend when necessary'. A 3-5-2 that often becomes a 3-3-4, with Caballi keen to come up the pitch and score goals.

The Fans: Respectful at the National Stadium, less so at Qureshi, not at all at Xuesen. When the Spiders play, inter-base rivalries are set aside, and the nation comes together as a whole.

The Kits: Black shirts and rust orange pants for the players, rust orange and white (i.e. the away kit) if there's a color conflict, all teal for the goalie.

The Players: Respectful of the ref's decisions and pretty unlikely to get carded, although they're not above fouling someone to prevent a goal.
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Postby Bonusia » Sun Oct 26, 2025 4:35 pm

Round 1: Bonusia vs Moladea
@La Caravana, Op, Bonport, Bonusia
Round 2: Porotia vs Bonusia
@Porotia
Round 3: (Friendly) Bonusia vs Solgavden
@Estadi de la Unificació, Somorrosta, Detrívora, Bonusia
Round 4: Bonusia vs United States of Nova Calania
@Inda' Regareka Bonusian Stadium, Kekla, Keklagara, Bonusia
Round 5: Bears Armed vs Bonusia
@Bears Armed
Round 6: Bonusia vs The Lake Island of Innisfree
@Hepepelioli, Wèep, Pungapu, Bonusia
Round 7: Greater Deutsche vs Bonusia
@Greater Deutsche
Round 8: Bonusia vs Meris
@Tomàtic, Sant Molina, Ralí, Bonusia
Round 9: Zenic vs Bonusia
@Philosophia Colosseum, Manacus, Zenic
Round 10: Moladea vs Bonusia
@Moladea
Round 11: Bonusia vs Porotia
@La Cova del Tigre, Unom, Plana d’Unó, Bonusia
Round 12: (Friendly) Dixie Florida vs Bonusia
@TBD, Dixie Florida
Round 13: United States of Nova Calania vs Bonusia
@Stadion Azteca, Ostrow Krolewski, Odlegla Ziemia, United States of Nova Calania
Round 14: Bonusia vs Bears Armed
@Estadi Casa Tarradellas, Kynetbo, AMK, Bonusia
Round 15: The Lake Island of Innisfree vs Bonusia
@The Lake Island of Innisfree
Round 16: Bonusia vs Greater Deutsche
@Estadi d'Avellanes&Turró, Minga, Tionera, Bonusia
Round 17: Meris vs Bonusia
@Meris
Round 18: Bonusia vs Zenic
@La Blanquinada, Tarraconova, Tarraconensis, Bonusia


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- Welcome to El Ressopó, live on Carca TV. The favourite sports talk-show for the fellow night owls that just didn't get enough! My name is Salvador Bonet and next to me are my usual guests: Ramon Berenguer,

- Hi! Thanks for having me, Salvador.

- Berenguer Ramon,

- Hi Salvador, thanks for having me!

- And, last but not least, our beloved Calla Callat, also known as "El que no parla mai".

- Gla-

- We are live from the city of Zube, in the fellow Rushmori nation of the Kytler Peninsulae. A nation we most hope that our national squad gets to visit for the following World Cup tournament!

- With this level we won't, Salvador. Big improvement must be done by the squad. At all I don't like it, I tell you.

- Come on Berenguer! Of course our exit from the Baptism of Fire was pretty undesirable, but I believe that it was purely circumstantial. Bonusia has demonstrated that knows how to play, we all saw how many goals we scored! Pedra was plethoric, Cea kept surpising everyone, and we had a very adaptable midfield. If we keep playing like this, results will arrive, I'm sure of it.

- We were destroyed by Snestar! Nowhere was Cea, nowhere was Pedra, nowhere was the midfield! They were where, you tell me? Four they score! Shameful, that's what it is!

- Bu-

- Yes, it was a harsh defeat, but it's all in the past now. We need union, to believe in the project and give the best of ourselves in the pitch. It's going to be hard, no doubt, but we have the capacity to get through it.

- I-

- Here, in the Jamison Expo Centre, the draw of the World Cup Qualifiers is going to take place! We're going to connect with our special corresponal in Zube, Regina Quaresma. Welcome Regina, what can you tell us?

- Hiiii sweethart! Oh, dear, you should see this! There's all this important people and other stuff from all the multiverse gathered here! Oh, and they are all so well dressed! Such elegance is rare in our country. Ooh my god I LOVEthat dress! Where do you come from? Ooh, Shin-Zetsubo! Yeah you won that tournament, right? Yeah I saw it, we played pretty sucky in that match, but now that we have the draw, maybe depending on the rivals Bonusia can do something. Ooooh do you imagine us playing aginst you in the World Cup? Oh that would be marvelous! Also this city is like sooo cute isn't it? We could go shopping together sometime! Oh the other day I was in Op and I went to this cute store, where they sell handmade accessories and...

- ? - The Shin-Zetsubian representative didn't understand Regina, who was talking like she needed to spell the whole alphabet while juggling burning iron balls.

- Eeh thank you... Regina, Regina!

- Oh yes?

- Thanks Regina for the interview, but eh please could you find our representative? If I'm not mistaken, it's the coach himself, Xavier Boquete, isn't he?

- Oh yes, absolutely, Vadoret, honey. Look, he's up front... Hiii Boquete, my love! How are you feeling?

- We're expectant to see who we get. The Baptism of Fire was great, but now we're playing against the big fish, the best of the best. It's going to be hard but we've got a great group of players, so I'm not scared of any team.

- Yeesss you got it sis! All these super smart guys also are saying, like, that our team is like pretty good, even though that they havent like played a lot of games. What do you think?

- Empty words if we don't perform in the pitch. Obviously some of our performances in Banija caught the attention of other teams, because we put in a lot of good performances. But our harsh defeat against the Snestarians is a clear sign that we cannot be complacent. If we don't slack off and we connect with our style of play, I assure you not many teams are going to be able to stop us.

- Slayyyy! Do you have a favourite for your group, dear coach?

- Well, to be honest, any team is great for the squad. Personally, going against Audioslavia would be great, not every day you get to face the World Champions!

- Thanks a lot dear. So these are like the words of our handsome coach Xavier Boquete, who is sitting right next to me. The draw seems about to start. Oh my, I am so excitedddd!!

- Excellent, thanks Regina. Well, the draw is about to start, any last minute comments?

- We-

- Oh nevermind, the Kytlerian presenter is speakign.

Then, after some words from one of the hosts, the draw finally took place. After the interesting Pot 1 outcomes, pot 9, 8 and 7 came around, full of nations that, more than real nations, seemed like friend groups playing in a pub league. After the succession of the Lebronslefnut and Rizzman Empire types, finally came turn for pot 6 and pot 5, where some serious countries started to appear.

- And in group 21... The Manuelian Empire! They are allocated in the third scheduling spot. And now, for group 22... It's Bonusia! They got to the BoF Quarters, they are one of the interesting teams. They are allocated in the second scheduling spot. For group 23...


- And it's going to be group 22! Bonusia is going to travel to face Zenic, their pot 1 rival. The Survivor squad is going to be a very hard challenge to overcome! In our group we also have, for now, The Lake Island of Innisfree, Greater Deutsche, Meris and Porotia!

- Impossible task it is to beat Zenic, Salvador. Very superior are the Zenicians. We are going to be eaten like a gummy by them. Not to travel to Manacus is better, in my opinion.

- I think that a good defense could very well counter them.This will most likely be a good match to try Burgés as a fullback. His physical game will leave no room for the Zenician wingers, I have no doubt about it! Plus, you've heard the presenter. Bonusia is on the radar of the big players.

- Nothing is known by the dummies of The Kytler Peninsulae. We are bad, not good, in fact.

- So-

- Look, they are going for pot 4 now, we will know another rival of ours.

- In group 22... it's Moladea!

- Hmm, any opinions?

- To be honest I haven't heard a lot about them, Salvador. This is a task Boquete and Medina should get to as soon as possible. However, not a rival that must be feared. If the Black Star puts on their usual offensive display, they can absolutely win.

- I trust them not. A very difficult rival they will be, most likely.

...

[/i]And now for group 22... it's Bears Armed![/i]

- A nation with an extensive history as a national team. After having a hiatus during the last World Cup, they return for this special 100th edition. They maintain their team, but it's yet to be seen if they will be able to maintain their competitiveness.

- A 100 years they could be without playing and yet defeat us, against them we will suffer.

...

- And now for group 18... From pot 2, it's Hapilopper.

- AUDIOSLAVIA’S GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS, PERKINS!

- What? FUCK YOU!


- What was that shout?... The draw seems to be on hold.

- Crazy these foreigners are, let me tell you...

- It seems that something has happened in the Expo Centre, the draw is still on hold.

- Don't they have cameras apart than on the stage?

- Seems so. Let's try connecting with Regina... Hi Regina, can you hear me?

- Hii sweetheart!

- Hi, we've heard some shoutings and now there has been some altercate difficulting the drawing procedures, here in Zube. Can you tell us what's going on?

- Oooh yessss I know, so like, there was this big guy who tainted the other one and things got like ugley... I was chatting with some other friendsies from the press area and it looks like HOT-DAMN and Hapilopper are beefy with each other. So, that guy, Drake Stevenson, he punched the other guy in the face! Oh, that Stevenson guy, he's so handsome! And OMG, did you see how he punched that other guy in the face? That was like, so masculine! I think I'm going to melt aaaaaaahhh! Listen, Salvador. If he asks, I'm leaving this programme and I'm bringing him all the beer he wants.

- Uhh glad to know, Regina, thanks...

- Unacceptable it is! On the important event, vulgar violence! Disqualified, they should be!

- Come on Berenguer, they sure had their reasons to be mad. No need to be so harsh...

- Well, in any case, hope they can retake the draw soon.

...

And to close group 22... The United States of Nova Calania!

- And it's the Nova Calanians! Certainly we got two of the difficult ones for us. Getting to that dreamed top 2 is going to be hard for Bonusia.

- I'm very excited to see our game against them! It's going to be difficult to win most likely, the Tapirs have a very clear gameplan and, like us, they love to score.

- We-

- And with that, we have the 8 rivals our Space Labubus will need to face if they want to taste that sweet World Cup qualification: Porotia, Nova Calania, Bears Armed, Innisfree, Greater Deutsche, Meris, Zenic and Moladea! Now, time for the headlines of the draw! Let's start, what's your headline, Ramon?

- Salvador, my headline is clear: "Draw at Zube brings the best to Bonusia; 16 games away from the World Cup."

- What about you, Berenguer?

- Clear is my headline, Salvador: "Zenic and Nova Calania kick Bonusia out of the World Cup."

- But, Berenguer, the qualifiers haven't started yet.

- Getting ahead, I just am. Losing my time is not enjoyed by me.

- And what about you, Calla?

- My-

- Oh, wait, looks like we have the schedule already! Bonusia will play the first match against Moladea in home soil, at La Caravana stadium in Op, like specified by the FBF. The second game will be out, with the squad travelling to Porotia.

- A very interesting match to start with, Salvador. Moladea seems to be a rival that matches pretty well our level. It's not going to be easy.

- Agree with you I do, Ramon.

- Wait really?

- It's not going to be easy yes. It's going to be hard, in fact. For the first loss we shall prepare.

- Well... with this positive note, the draw concludes. For our fellow Opiace viewers, make sure to be the best possible hosts for our fellow Moladeans. That's it for today's programme, thanks for watching and have a great night!
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Postby Saint Eleanor » Sun Oct 26, 2025 4:45 pm

OOC: "Dude, where's my G6?" That's going to have to come next cutoff, as I've been very busy this weekend and have not had time.

Oneshot: How Sweet The Sound

12:29pm - Wednesday 14th December 2016

There was nothing - and I mean absolutely nothing - that Grace Hopkins liked more than doing art. To be absolutely sure, she was a barista at one of the Premium Coffee outlets in North Seville - the one on the massive industrial estate, not the one in the district centre - but as she wasn't allowed to make latte art (and why would she when the Eleanorians don't want any fuss or tat, she figured?), she might as well have made real art.

She also had her opinions. "I am telling you that if a girl can sing, dance, act, model clothes, and ride a motorcycle, she is more or less set for life."

"So a unicorn?"

"In this country, almost. You need a good grasp of physics for all of that, said my science teacher. No wonder it was my third-favourite subject."

"Where's your motorcycle license if you believe so firmly in everything else?"

"I'm still trying to get it, Paffy. Hello, what's your order?"

"Oh, just the regular."

"That will be one cappuccino, Steve. Not you, Paffy. I'm having an argument."

"This is not an argument. Not at all. We're just asking questions, Grace. So, what have you been doing other than that?"

"Oh. A few songs. I am struggling to get to work on one of the paintings."

"I've seen the words 'exposure doesn't pay the bills' a million times."

"It does in the lads' mags."

"So this is what you're doing to pay the bills?"

"I sell my art from time to time. It's normally enough to just about cover the monthly mortgage."

"What about your electricity bills?"

"Yeah, that's why I'm working here."

"What are you talking about?"

"Don't worry about it, Steve. We were just talking about selling stuff"

"Selling your body...?"

"That's my backup plan."

"You're a good Christian..."

"So were George Guest and Emma Morgan in the day. I don't know if they still are."

"Shut up, Steve. My lady colleague was talking about art. Get these dirty thoughts away from your mind."

She nodded and let Paffy carry on with his point.

"Okay, so if a girl can sing, dance, act and model clothes then she's almost perfect. You have been doing that. I think."

"Yes. The acting and dancing is on an amateur basis. I might get into one of those shitty Channel 5 dramas one of these days."

Steve wasn't happy. "Channel 5 are the best when it comes to drama. I always thought Channel 4 were a bit sloppy."

"You're not an SESB man?"

"I don't like soap operas."

"And you are...?"

"Grace. Twenty-one years old. A bit of an amateur."

"In what regards?"

A-la-la a-la-la a-la-la
A-la-la a-la-la a-la-la

My man came out to date last night


"That's your song, isn't it?"

I thought I didn't want a fight

"One cappuccino for the gentleman!"

So I said yes, picked out my dress

"Yes, that's my song."

Hoped the pizza would lift my stress

"How did you get it on here?"

"There are only so many Eleanorian singers around."

But I found out the hard way
That he wouldn't stay with me the next day


"Songwriter?"

"Yes. I can't afford one."

Help me, I can't afford to go awayyyyyyyyy

"This is... number twenty-seven in the charts?"

When you're in love, you find out
That you don't have to search about


"I'd like to have a number two single one day. More mysterious. More cult status."

"You're not being ambitious enough."

For times in your life that you'll face more strife
For times of day that won't go your way


"Okay, what can I serve you today?"

When you're in love, it's never enough
You've gotta get up, show courage, be more tough


"I think I would... take a flat white and one of those big chocolate cookies over there? Thank you. Here's five dollars, twenty cents for your troubles."

"That's my order!"

So now my boyfriend's left meeeeeee
I don't know what my future wants to be


"We're serving Rebecca, not you."

As it were, Grace Hopkins' Never Enough would peak at number eighteen the week after Christmas.
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Why? George Mitcham, General then and now, cofounded the National Liberation Front in 1971 to demand a free Saint Eleanor. He got his wish in '75 after a 15-month war: becoming President, appointing notable NLF friends and some charity's executive director as VPs and calling them legislators. He has retained power through oil money; zero income tax; free healthcare, schooling, public transport - and markets; tolerating dissent on apolitical matters; allowing private gun ownership (with plenty of training) to protect against future invasions; high-quality PR; and football.

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World Cup 100; Team Cardenao Starting 11 Discussion!


Alright, let’s dig down a bit and talk about the team representing Cardenao at the 99th World Cup, coming off a surprise runners-up finish in CAFA 11. This is a Blue and Golds squad that is built to function and succeed like a team, long gone are the days of Chímo Ventura, Haritz Larrainzar, or Juanma Saez dragging the team to victory, yet there are few names such as those legends gracing the team today. The future is undefined, but the present is here and it’s WORLD CUP 100 BABY!!!! Let’s take a look at the starting XI representing yourrrrr Cardenao BLUE and GOLDS!

Let’s start with the man between the sticks, Mr. Kai Chidubem. At 32 years of age he’s basically a teenager in goalkeeper years and he’s been turning out for the national team for over a decade now. Kai is a fantastic goalkeeper, really an elite shot stopper with his powerful 6’3 frame. He’s not the best with the ball at his feet, but as long as you can stop the ball from going in the net, well that’ll have to do! Despite his age, the world class reflexes appear to be unchanged; add on Kai’s absolutely elite trash talking and you’ve got a keeper! That smack talk goes great with right back Fito Peru, who is quite the jokester himself, I mean who can forget when he untied Jason Jenner-Pokka’s shoelaces during the game against Kimi-Soumi, what a cheeky lad! Fito can be spotted charging up the right flank during games as he tries to whip one of his great crosses into the middle. He’s not the most solid defensively, but he’s got good timing for tackles and knows how to keep his winger out wide. Off the pitch, catch him riding one of his many motorcycles around the country, especially through the mountains of Western Cardenao. Looking at the heart of our defense, we’ve got #4 Vittorino Seve Dioli holding it down at centerback. The 26 year old is one of the most talented defenders we’ve produced, not only is he immaculate when defending, rarely putting a foot wrong, but he’s also a menace with the ball at his feet. Vito is a great passer across all levels, but he has an especially nice cross field pass that he just pings so sweetly across the field. He’s not afraid to get up in attack either when the game calls for it; Striker Vito is very much a meme in Cardenao. He’s a very reserved individual, always gives terse, to the point responses when talking to the media, and it’s probably easier to spot a unicorn than it is to see Seve Dioli out and about, man likes his privacy! Partnering him at centerback is 29 year old Fedele Lenti, Fido is a proper hardman who will just kick the shit out of his opponent if it seems like he might be beat, which makes for a great pairing with the more elegant Vito. Off the field, man Fido can always be found at the nearest bar knocking em back with the locals, especially during international games. Finally, we’ve got the captain Moustir-Yves Almeny holding it down at left back. 30 and rocking his prime, Moustir still retains his elite pace, confident dribbling, and assured tackling while projecting his biggest strength: sheer aura. Seriously, if you’re a fan, you know he’s going to have a good game. If you’re a teammate, you know you’ve got an incredibly complete player on the left wing. If you’re an opponent, you can hear him chase you down, feet pounding before nicking the ball and getting the counter started. He’s real creative, always has a tricky solution to any problem he faces, and that sort of consistency has made him mainstay of the team since he was 20. In his younger years, you could catch Moustir racing around New Cardonia in one of his Dilajo sports cars but he seems to have given that up as he matures some and he can now be spotted leisurely fishing in the hottest spots across the Iceethuh Sea. But enough about defense, how bout those boys in midfield?

Well the midfield has historically been the powerhouse of the Cardenaoan national team, a smart midfield and a sharp striker have been the foundation of any ‘success’ the team has found. I’ve mentioned the name Haritz Larrainzar several times in this article and with good reason, Haritz is a hero of the national team and proved that once again when he returned in the second half of WC99 qualifying to help propel us into the Finals! The man anchoring the whole thing is 29 year old Jake Casales at the 6 and to be honest, this guy could have a second career as a model! I suppose he does with his endorsement work, but phew to be 6’1 with a jawline like that, and he’s brilliant at footy too! Jake Casales is an absolute rock both in and out of possession, he’s got great positioning so he’s always where he needs to be to recycle possession or shut down an attack, and he’s got these long legs he uses to stab and poke the ball away from an opponent before hitting a peach of a pass through the defensive line. It’s a telling sign of how Cardenao plays the game that they’ve opted for a possession focused player as opposed to a purely defensive destroyer in the 6 role. In front of him he’s got the delightful Ricky Delafont ahead of him. Ohhh Ricky Ricky, what a joy to watch you Tiki Tiki! 5’8 and born with the ball on his foot, Ricky Delafont is a clever dribbler who always has his eyes up scanning for a through ball. Sometimes he holds onto the rock for a little too long and loses possession, but with his vision and ability to cut out the narrowest passes, well you just have to live with that. Off the pitch he’s the life of the party, always showing up to events, always finding the red carpet, always chatting and joking with fans, Ricky really is living his best life. Putting it all together is Camilo Zavala, who has embraced a late arrival to stardom with the 29 year old having an evercool demeanor. Camilo is a primarily left footed player who plays as the 10 for the Blue and Golds and he has been blessed with phenomenal touch and dribbling abilities, gliding around the pitch setting up play after play, occasionally chipping in with a goal himself. You’d maybe like to see him test the goalkeeper more often, Zavala has a good shot on him, while his penalty kick record is spotty at best, though he’s quite nice at freekicks. Another area of concern is, despite his impressive on the ball ability, Camilo often doesn’t track back on defense as often or as intensely as he needs to and that can land his team in a tricky situation. The game is won and lost in the midfield, the Cardenaoan team has a lot of skilled, creative passers in the midfield but perhaps lacks that bit of steel that could see them to the Finals once again. I suppose we’ll just have to score more goals than the other team does!

Speaking of goalscoring, let’s talk about goalscorers starting with Kiko Nécib. The man wearing the 9 for La Furia Azule has developed quite nicely since storming onto the scene eight years ago as an 18 year old wonder kid. Those legendary performances against Audioslavia along wrote him into the fabric of our national history, butttt that was some time ago now and it increasingly seems that Kiko might be yet another highly touted Cardenaoan wonderkid who failed to reach the heights envisioned. That’s not to say he isn’t a good player, no, he’s definitely a deadly striker that New Cardonia FC is happy to have. Always in motion, Kiko is ever searching for an opportunity to slip through the defense to finish off a well weighted through ball. He can tuck ‘em away with either foot, he can score from close, medium, and long range, he can curl them in or bang the ball past the keeper, the lad is a goal scorer through and through and that’ll do for me. Feeding him opportunities is the ever tricky ChuChu Hernandez out on the left wing. First off, the 27 year old is fast as hell. Second off, this boy got a wicked cross off his left foot. Third off, this boy's name is ChuChu Hernandez and that’s just fun to say! When he’s not getting it done on the field, ChuChu is quietly putting together a second career as a TV star, particularly in medical sitcoms. The final member of the starting XI is Dimitri Micalizo, a real Jack of all trades who recently transferred to the Alameda Desperados after many years turning out for New Cardonia FC. Mr. Dimitri is Mr. Versatile on the right wing, the 31 year old can dribble, he can pass, he can shoot, he can tackle, he’s like some sort of super utilitarian knife that can be used for a lot of purposes. The three forwards all bring different aspects to the attacking gameplan, and together they make it work.

It’s going to be a long qualification campaign, but Team Cardenao is rolling into World Cup 100 after achieving our best ever finish in the 99th edition. Now is our chance to improve and finally make it to the elimination rounds and show the world what we’re capable of. Blue and Gold…La Furia Azule forever!
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Postby Carpathia and Ruthenia » Sun Oct 26, 2025 4:50 pm

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The centennial cycle of the World Cup is upon us, and with the largest ever number of entrants in its storied history. Thirty groups of nine teams battling it out, with the champion of the group gaining automatic qualification and the runner-up getting one last bite at the apple with a playoff spot. Given the increased spread of teams and pots your would think perhaps this could be our best shot at qualifying in some time, however we found ourselves just shy of Pot 2 and must battle Qusmo for a shot at the playoffs, and one should not forget given the tournament that we are in not victory is certain and we do have the Baptism of Fire champions Shizuna Rem Misurugi in our group. Perhaps the gods of football will put their favour on them and they will find themselves added to the small group of teams that qualify on their very first attempt.

But if one were to allow themselves to be optimistic Qusmo are who we need to be measuring up against, we’ll need to get a result against them or hope they stumble and we stay steady against the lower ranked teams. Brelk-Xeral Erv could find themselves in a lose-lose situation; damming the country of their birth to a failure to qualify, or failing their professionally adopted country.

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Postby Super Earth Under Siege » Sun Oct 26, 2025 5:00 pm

Super Earth - Sol Sector

Liberty Day.

Across the galaxy, Helldivers celebrated the holiday through voluntary compulsory service in the Second Galactic War. Soldiers scrambled to defend the lush grasslands of Hort from a gravely impolite Illuminate invasion, ordered to meet a kill quota with antiquated Constitution rifles. Bayonets were sharpened and the One True Flag's thirst was quenched with ichor. But that was a matter for the rest of the galaxy. Here on Super Earth, pyrotechnics exploded in the exosphere, sending a shower of sparks visible from orbit. These were fireworks repurposed from captured Automaton explosives. The very same fireworks that would have been used to celebrate a Super Earth victory in the Baptism of Fire. The official justification for their ultimate defeat was an act of generous self-sacrifice, a refusal to see this very display used on their success and not that of the Helldivers Corps as a whole.

Defeat by the narrowest of margins was still defeat seen through the lens of the Ministry of Truth.

And Super Earth could never be defeated. Had never been defeated. Every supposed defeat was actually a success in another light. Every poorly-conceived offensive was a daring gambit. Every faltered fortification was a necessary sacrifice. Every bungled operation was a valorous martyrdom. So the story had to go if Managed Democracy was to be upheld.

Sporting Officer Myrom saw firsthand the effects of this thinking on his team. The Senators had blazed through the Baptism of Fire, rising from a multiversal unknown to a team that inspired terror in their adversaries. Accolades had been afforded to them. Bronze was firmly under their belt. Their goal count was absurd considering how few matches they'd taken part in. Even their ultimate defeat had been a nail-biting experience for their opponents, the match coming down to the penalty shootouts before it was decided. Time and time again they had forced their adversaries into submission with unrelenting aggression and unwavering determination, embodying the outstanding patriotism expected of any Super Citizen.

And now that very patriotism prevented the team from feeling anything but a need to avenge their loss. No appreciation of how far they'd come. No recognition of the value of a third-place finish in such a prestigious tournament. All they knew was that they hadn't come first. Helldivers met with minor defeats all the time in the Second Galactic War. Usually, they didn't live to process the consequences. But Myrom still had hope. Even as his soldiers-turned-sportspeople celebrated Liberty Day, preparations were already in order. Dodging and diving exercises were readied involving airburst rocket launchers and Tesla Towers. With but a victory in the qualifiers, perhaps this determination could be forged in the crucible of struggle and moulded into a greater optimism. Lady Liberty would have to see them through.

This was, after all, their only chance.

It was doubtful a team of Helldivers would live long enough after this, to give it another go.
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Postby Kordavia » Sun Oct 26, 2025 5:13 pm

A guide to understanding Kordavia's results this World Cup:

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