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Postby Drawkland » Mon Sep 08, 2025 12:38 pm

(3) Roster Strategy
Assuming you've followed along the first and second sections, you probably have a really good roster ready to go. You'll get a nice chunk of RP bonus, your RP opponents will be thankful, and everything's lined up nicely. That's perfect! This next section is for diving into additional detail. If you want to add player bios or at least have some level of player info beyond name and position, this is the sort of stuff that's useful to think about without getting too far into the weeds.

Most of the information here is about the different roles that players have on a team. For example, most players strive to be a good hitter, but there are multiple different ways of being a "good hitter." Similarly, relief pitchers are meant to come into the game once the starting pitcher is no longer effective, but there are a variety of different roles in a given bullpen. This section is meant to delve into a few of the different "types" of players you might see on a roster. Think about what sort of players you'd want to have on your roster!

3.1 Lineup Construction

If you followed along in section 1.2, you might remember that I said "Generally speaking, the players at the top of the order will receive more at-bats, while the ones at the bottom will receive fewer. Because of this, the better hitters are placed in the beginning of the lineup, and the worse hitters are placed at the end of the lineup." This is mostly true, but there's a little more nuance in how managers will build a batting order. There's not necessarily a "right or wrong" when it comes to this, but there's several conventions that most professional baseball teams follow. Optimizing your lineup may not make you score more runs in the scorinator, but it's a very easy way of characterizing your players based on where they are in the order.

First, some terminology for you. "Batting order" and "starting lineup" are sometimes used interchangeably. I'll probably use "lineup" the most in this section; just know that I'm specifically talking about the batting order. Batters are usually referred to by the spot they occupy in the lineup. The player in the #1 spot is known as the "leadoff," while the #4 is sometimes called the "cleanup hitter." Most other spots are referred to just by their number ("batting 7th" or "in the seven-hole", for example).

The "top" of the order generally refers to spots 1, 2, 3, and sometimes 4. These are usually the best four hitters on the team. The "middle" of the order comprises spots 4, 5, and 6. Finally, the "bottom" of the order are spots 7, 8, and 9. The bottom three batters are usually the worst hitters on the team (or if we're being kind, "defensive specialists"). For a national team roster, that doesn't necessarily mean they're bad, just that they're not as good as the top of the lineup.

The top of the lineup is where you see the most strategy involved. These hitters will come up more often in the game, so you want to make sure they're arranged in a way that maximizes success. There's two schools of thought (old school and new school), and I'll clue you in for both.
- The leadoff hitter should be one that specializes in getting on base and preferably has some speed to steal bases. This used to mean a player with a high batting average, but nowadays teams prioritize On Base Percentage (OBP, which includes walks and other methods of reaching base in addition to base hits).
- Back in the day, the #2 hitter was often someone with good bat control who could move the leadoff hitter if he got on base (with a base hit, a hit-and-run, sacrifice, or otherwise). Nowadays teams know that the #2 hitter comes up in important situations more than most other spots in the lineup, so generally the best hitter with a high OBP gets put here.
- The #3 spot was often filled by the best "overall" hitter back in the day, but modern sabermetrics suggests that the #2, #4, and #1 hitters are more important (roughly in that order). Your third batter should definitely be one of the better hitters on the team, able to move the line to the cleanup guy, but he doesn't have to be the best.
- The #4 spot is called the cleanup hitter. If anybody from the top of the lineup gets on base, it's the #4 hitter's job to "clean up" the bases by knocking everybody in with a big hit. The #4 hitter generally gets the most opportunities with runners in scoring position, so you want this to be a guy with some power that can drive the ball deep and/or hit home runs. Old school and new school pretty much agree: you want the cleanup guy to be your best power hitter.

The middle of the order is a little more up for interpretation. Plenty of teams have their hitters with good power but lower batting averages here. The #5 hitter is often somebody who profiles like a cleanup/#4 hitter but just isn't consistent enough to hold that important position. From then on out, most lineups just list the players in descending order of talent, 6 thru 9. The modern approach does suggest that the #6 spot should be given to a player with speed and base-stealing skills that isn't good enough to be higher in the lineup. Since the 7/8/9 hitters are more likely to just hit singles, it can be useful to put a player ahead of them who can run for extra bases when the ball is put in play, even if it's just a single.

Calling the bottom of the order all "bad" hitters is a bit rude, but it's sometimes true. At the highest levels (like the WBC), it usually means that they're Good but not As Good as the top of the lineup guys. These players are either power hitters with consistency issues, or decent contact hitters who have minimal power. Normally the 9-hole is reserved for the worst hitter on the team. In lineups without designated hitters, that's pretty much always the pitcher, since they almost exclusively practice pitching and let hitting go to the wayside. With the DH in play, the 9-hole is often the catcher or a defensive specialist: someone whose value comes from their glove rather than their bat. Some teams will put their worst hitter at #8, and have a high contact/high speed hitter (who isn't good enough to be higher in the order) in the #9 spot. The idea is that this hitter could extend innings and bring the leadoff/top of the order back to the plate with runners already on base. This only results in a few extra runs over the course of a season, but some people like doing it. It's certainly an option, especially in the WBC where the bottom of your order may still be all-star level hitters.

Remember that fielding position doesn't necessarily affect batting prowess. This is especially true at the national team level, where pretty much every player is expected to be a Good Hitter (unless you're RPing a nation with a lack of elite baseball talent). There are some defensive positions which are more likely to have good hitters, but you can mostly feel free to put whichever player in whichever spot in the batting order makes sense for their style of hitting. The notable exception is the designated hitter: since their main job is just to hit, they're probably one of the better hitters on the team (but not necessarily the best). It can I'll go over this in a bit more detail in section 4.1, if you're interested in that sort of thing. Also, some of this content came from this source, if you want to take a closer look at that. Most of the important information I've already restated here.

If you've listed the left- or right-handedness of your players (which you absolutely should), then that also plays a factor in lineup construction. It is long-accepted wisdom that you should never put two or more left-handed hitters in a row on the lineup. Recall section 2.2 where I talked about handedness: left-handed pitchers usually perform better against left-handed hitters (vice versa for righties vs righties). Imagine a close game situation where an opposing manager has to put in a relief pitcher. If you have two or more lefties in a row, it makes their decision very easy to bring in a left-handed pitcher, therefore making things difficult for your own team. Try to alternate left and right handed hitters in your lineup whenever possible. If you have any switch hitters, they're basically immune to the left/right dichotomy, so you can put them anywhere.

On the topic of left/right handed hitting, there's another to consider: pinch hitters. Your roster should have a "bench" of backup players to begin with. In many sports, players are taken off the bench to relieve injured or fatigued starters. The same is true for baseball, but there's an additional layer of strategy. Say you have an important situation where you need a base hit (down by 1 run with two outs and a runner at third base, for example), but you're facing a lefty pitcher and you have a left-handed hitter come to bat. In this scenario, most managers would take a right-handed batter from the bench to replace the left-handed hitter for that at-bat, and later replace them on the field. This is known as a "pinch hit." For that reason, you want to have an even mix of left-handed and right-handed hitters on your bench, or at least one of each. This isn't just for single at-bats, either. Imagine you have a right-handed hitter who's GREAT against lefty pitching but bad against righty pitching. If you know you're facing a left-handed starting pitcher in the next game, you could have that hitter in the starting lineup for just that match. This general concept is known as platooning. Somebody who only starts against opposite-handed pitchers and usually gets pinch hits in those scenarios is often called a "platoon hitter" or "platoon bat."

3.2 Pitching Staff

The arrangement of pitchers in a roster is typically much less regimented than the batting order. There's only ever one pitcher in the game at a time, so it's not about where you play them, but when. Pitching deployment can be very situational, and properly balancing the usage of your pitchers is one of the toughest jobs a baseball manager has. Obviously most of that nuance can't be fully replicated in NSS outside of RP, and a lot of that detail isn't necessary for a regular roster post. Still, there's a few archetypes of starting and relief pitchers that can be useful to include in your roster.

I touched on this in sections 1.2 and 2.1, but I'll reiterate some of those points for clarity. Starting pitchers are (as the name implies) pitchers who start the game on the mound. Beyond the obvious task of preventing the other team from scoring runs, their goal is to get as deep into the game as possible, because usually relief pitchers aren't as great as the starters. The modern starting pitcher can go for anywhere between 4-7 innings if they're pitching well, depending on how many times they've had to throw and how well they're playing against the opposing lineup. If a pitcher is succeeding then they can throw up to 100 pitches before the manager considers taking them out. If they have injury concerns or the other team isn't having trouble scoring against them, then a manager will take them out much sooner.

That being said, throwing 60-100 pitches in a single day is very hard on the arm and requires multiple days of rest to prevent unnecessary injury. Thus, teams carry anywhere between 4-6 (usually 5) starting pitchers. These starters are arranged in an order called the pitching rotation. Similar to the batting order, the front of the rotation will play more games than the end of the rotation, so generally your rotation should be in descending order from Best to Not The Best.

Once again, it's a little different at the national team level, since most/all of your pitchers should be Really Good. Still, I'll dive into what the typical pitching rotation looks like. The first pitcher in the rotation is usually called the "ace." This should be the best pitcher on your team, or at least the one you're most confident in. This usually means a guy with a good arsenal that can mow through opposing lineups and throw a lot of innings, leaving his team in a good spot when he finally departs. The middle of the rotation can also contain good pitchers, but maybe these are guys who can't throw as many pitches, or get really "boom or bust" results. The back of the rotation often has pitcher(s) known as "inning eaters." These guys almost always give up some runs when they pitch, but they're efficient enough to pitch deep into games, saving the energy of your relief pitchers and keeping the score Close Enough for your lineup to compete and maybe win the game.

In the old days, starting pitchers were expected to pitch as long as possible, perhaps even all nine innings if they were pitching well enough. This rarely happens nowadays unless a pitcher is having a really good day, which is a result of how common strategy has changed over the years. Pitchers used to try and throw at 70% effort for 100% of the game, now it's more like pitching at 100% effort for 70% of the game, if you make it that far. This change was made around when analysts realized that most hitters get noticeably better results once they've seen the same pitcher more than twice in a game (known as the "third time through the order penalty"). To avoid this, managers take their starters out once they're facing the opposing order for the third time, unless they're doing very well. You don't have to follow this line of thinking, especially if you want to RP a more "old school" nation or team, but just know that this is how the modern approach works.

Because starting pitchers are being taken out of games earlier and earlier nowadays, the value of the bullpen has never been higher. Relief pitchers are no longer an afterthought, some relievers and closers can be the biggest stars on their team. Still, in most cases relief pitchers are there for a reason; most of them don't have the stamina or pitch variety to "make it" as a starter. These players simply have more value pitching one great inning in relief than multiple mediocre innings as a starter.

As I said earlier, the roles in a bullpen aren't as solidified as roles in a batting order. Relievers also need rest days like starters do, even if they don't throw as many pitches. If a reliever throws more than two days in a row, they generally need to take a day or two off. If a situation where they'd normally come in to pitch occurs when they're resting, another reliever will need to fill that role. That said, most players perform well when they're given a consistent job, and managers like to have confidence in turning to a specific pitcher in a specific situation. Including these pseudo-roles for your bullpen pitchers can be very helpful for you and your opponents when RPing about your team.

Long relievers are relief pitchers who are expected to pitch more than one inning coming out of the bullpen. This isn't very common, because starters are supposed to pitch a majority of the game and relievers are most experienced handled single innings at a time (after all, if a reliever is able to pitch more than 2 innings at a high level, they'd probably be a starter in the first place). Unfortunately, bad days happen. Sometimes the starting pitcher suffers an injury while throwing or getting struck by a hard-hit ball, or maybe the opposing hitters are finding it easy to score runs and you need to limit the damage. In these cases the starter can be pulled after a small number of innings. Say the starter gets taken out in the third inning. If you take a single inning per reliever to finish the game, that means you have to use six relievers! This can cause even bigger troubles for the next few days, since more of your pitchers will be tired. This is where the long relievers come in: they can pitch multiple innings at the expense of sometimes not being as sharp. For a national team roster, I usually designate this spot for a pitcher who's normally a starter but isn't good enough to be in the starting rotation. Long relievers who come in during blowouts to save the better arms are known as mop-up pitchers. Sometimes teams have a swing pitcher whose main job is being flexible. Swing pitchers can pitch multiple innings out of the bullpen, or maybe even start a game (pitching fewer innings than a normal starter) if a starting pitcher gets injured before a game. These are also helpful for extra innings games when you don't know exactly how much longer the game will last.

Middle relievers comprise a majority of the bullpen. These are your bread-and-butter pitchers who will likely throw a majority of innings out of the bullpen, sometimes called your primary relievers. When the starter comes out in the middle of the game, these are usually the guys you turn to. These pitchers generally throw just one inning, but can throw more if needed. It's extra helpful if these pitchers can finish innings that another pitcher started. Usually if a starting pitcher is taken out in the middle of an inning, it's because they're out of energy and/or allowed some hitters to reach base. The reliever then "inherits" these runners and is expected to finish the inning without letting them score. If they do this successfully, it's said that they "got out of the jam." At least one of your middle relievers should be able to do that consistently.

Logically you'd assume there's a type of pitcher called a short reliever, but that's not a very common term. You could designate somebody like that in your bullpen: maybe somebody who's very good but has trouble if they have to pitch more than one inning. A common kind of pitcher who throws as little as possible by design is a lefty specialist. As mentioned earlier, lefty pitchers generally find it easier to get lefty hitters out. Many teams have a left-handed pitcher who is great against lefties at the plate but very vulnerable to righties. Managers will have them come into the game to face one or two lefty hitters, then depart for another pitcher once right-handed hitters are due in the opposing lineup.

Usually the best pitchers in the bullpen are referred to as the "back end." These pitchers are most often used in the late innings of a game (7th, 8th, and 9th innings) when the score is close. These relievers are usually the best at preventing runs from scoring, so managers use them when they're trying to secure a win or keep a deficit small enough to mount a comeback. The most famous among these relievers are the closing pitcher or "closer." These relievers almost exclusively come on to begin the ninth inning when their team is leading by 3 or fewer runs - this scenario is called a "save situation," so called because when a pitcher receives a "save" statistic when they finish a game from this circumstance. The closer doesn't have to be your "best" reliever, but they do have to be consistent. Their job is to not allow multiple runs to score. Your best reliever is often one who usually doesn't allow any runs to score, and you want to use that guy when the score is tied or very close, which isn't always a situation where you'd use the traditional closer. Many teams also have setup relievers. They're similar to a closer, except they come in when their team is leading in the 8th inning and intend to hand the game with a similar scoreline to the closer in the 9th. If a team's bullpen is consistent enough, many managers will have designated pitchers to throw in the 7th, 8th, and 9th inning of close games.

Having a complete detailed rundown of relief pitcher usage in your roster is probably overkill. However, it's a nice idea to designate a long reliever, middle relievers, and your "back end" pitchers including the setup and closing pitchers. Some teams eschew the typical bullpen roles and instead list their relievers in order of leverage: the more dependable pitchers to use in tight games and tough situations on one end, and the less dependable pitchers to use when the score is out of reach and you just need to get through the game on the other end. Consider these factors when you're listing your bullpen pitchers.
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Postby Loyo » Mon Sep 08, 2025 2:27 pm

May Revolution Park Experiences Record-Breaking Crowd Sizes For “Electric” Kamijiro Series


The series against Kamijiro was as good as the billing claimed it would be. Fans broke a national team record for attendance set in a WBC 57 contest against Banija - Not once, but twice.

The second and third game in the series drew 41,579 and 42,233 attendees, with the series finale only meeting the fan demand with standing-room only sections. The fans may have been upset with the poor viewing angles in those sections, were it not for the back-and-forth series leaving them at the edge of their seats for the length of the competition.

Game One - Kamijiro 7-5, 11th Inning

The Sunshine Tigers' were on the cusp of winning the first game in the series heading into the top of the 9th. Kuma Pordazi had come in to replace Dewayne Kenny on the mound in the 8th, after a well hit ball from Markus Blaauw landed in no-man’s land center field, sending home Lucian Belvedere to put the Kamijiroans in striking range of taking the lead.

Pordazi ended the 8th on two strikeouts, but gave up a single to Magurix Gaëtan to start the following inning. Félix Cavaco managed to battle to a full count, then sent Gaëtan to second and walked to first himself after Kuma failed to hit the strike zone.

As pressure built, Kuma remained strong, striking out Ryuji Phaëthon and playing a role in Emi Phaëthon’s infield fly that was caught by catcher Tiff Vandusen. With only a single out left to win the game, Napoleon Sarre stepped up to the moment and struck an RBI double screaming past Tea Huishan, tying the game.

An excellent catch from Rosa Stadler prevented the lead from extending, bringing the team into the bottom of the ninth and beyond. The Loyons had a man on base in both the bottom of the ninth and the tenth, but was unable to convert against closer Tenshi Hikari, even when the top of their lineup returned to the plate.

A homer from the “Sun Queen” Emi Phaëthon ended the game climatically, as the twins crossed the plate to the dismay of tens of thousands of Sunshine Tiger fans.

Game Two - Kamijiro 2-0, 9th Inning

Game Two was a defensive duel, with Amon Zao registering nine strikeouts in a 6-inning showing. Falco Wissan and Kuma Pordazi both let in a run apiece in the closing innings, and the Loyon bats were silenced by impressive efforts from Clarence Bartley and unorthodox Ellie Xanthe, with eight and four strikeouts respectively, preventing the home team from challenging the Kamijiroans narrow lead.

Game Three - Loyo 6-3, 10th Inning

With the series lost, the Loyons fought back to prevent a complete collapse at home, breaking their three game losing streak with efforts from Ra Min-Joo (RBI double in the sixth to send Rosa Stadler and Nika Vulkae home) and a solo shot from Tea Huishan in the 8th to tie the game and bring on extra innings.

After Isabel Morata took first base on a 4-1 count, Tenshi Hikari, who had been a steadfast obstacle throughout the series, finally broke. Germaine DiPiccolo's bat cracked against a roaring fastball on a 2-1 count, and lit the city of Qingmedao on fire, roars exploding from all around the stadium and outside of it, from fans listening on radios and crowded around small televisions in cafes and bars. “Far left field, and it’s goneeee!”



Loyo Athletic Reds Players Cram in a Movie Night before Series 4 against Kronbia


Rosa Stadler, Marco Magnier, and Xinyi Tang were huddled together in a small apartment close to May Revolution Park in Qingmedao. The crowds from the series finale against Kamijiro were still dispersing.

The trio could hear scattered celebrations and the patter of drums across the city, with fans still energized from Germaine DiPiccolo’s walk off shot that concluded the series.

A pop-pop-pop, quiet in comparison, sounded from the stove, nearly an arms-length away from Rosa, who was cuddled into the side of the couch with her small cat, Rolfus, who was purring vigorously and preventing her from reaching the stove.

“I'm starting the movie, we have a whole slate to get through tonight,” said Xinyi, who was seated against the couch.

Marco, from the other side of the small room, seated just beneath a window that let flickering light from the scattered fireworks exploding over the city center, lamented the time.

“It's nearly 9:00, I can't believe I agreed to this.”

“You're not starting anytime soon, I don't know what you're complaining about,” responded Rosa. “*cough* third string *cough*”

“Wouldn't be third string if coach gave me a shot,” grumbled Marco.

“It'll only be a couple hours,” Xinyi said. “We need to get our reviews together, we won't have any time when we're in Kronbia.”

“Why do you think the Kronbian film industry will care what a few Loyon baseball players have to say about their movies?” questioned Marco.

“They probably won't,” stated Rosa. “But it's fun to review things anyways.

“Shush- The movie’s starting!” Xinyi hissed.

"Don't shush me in my own home, Xinyi," retorted Stadler. "At least grab the popcorn if you do!"

Olivia: Story of Lovely Girl in Big City - Directed by Ana Sofia Hernando

Xinyi - I love a good romance. The beginning of the movie reminded me of growing up in a small fishing village on the coast. I wonder where they shot it? Probably-definitely not in Loyo, but it was a beautiful location. I appreciate the sports sections, I mean- how could I not, but I think it would have been better if they played baseball instead. The finale is a little cheesy, but not enough to make it unbearable. 7/10.


Soldiers of Tomorrow - Directed by Horacio Graciano

Marco - My favorite by far. I've never seen a movie like this before. I’m a fan of Loyon action movies, but they’re typically war flicks about the revolution, or involve the military or Revolutionary Police fighting against a corrupt human villain. We need to get whatever technology Kronbia is using to make these huge monsters come to life on the screen. It has explosions, it has sacrifice and stakes, and it kept me awake the entire time. 10/10!


The Land of Fear - Directed by Hassen Kamal

Marco - A little bland, if I'm being honest. The acting is subpar, and I didn't really feel the emotional intensity of the main character’s wife being kidnapped, it came suddenly and like it was placed there just to move to plot forward. Compared to the other movies we watched, the action scenes left a lot to be desired. I don't know if the budget was lower on this movie, but I wouldn't see it again. 3/10


The Red Death - Directed by Teofilo Donato

Rosa - The director really builds the tension in the beginning of the film, but I don't really get why the state asked for doctors from another country only to use the military against them when they came. I started imagining it was happening in Schima Bas halfway though, and it made it more enjoyable to see the dictator held to account. What can I say? I'm a sucker for justice. 8/10


Jackson Free has recovered from back injury and is back in the starting lineup following his absence in series 3.

Zhao Shuchun was hit by pitch in game one of series 3 against Kamijiro, and missed the next two games in the series. Due to the team's concussion protocol, he will remain in Loyo and miss the series against Kronbia as well, and will be replaced by Jenna Albardoux at his spot in the lineup.

Game One: Seung Hawoo
Game Two: Emre Conversos
Game Three: Amon Zao
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Postby Banija » Mon Sep 08, 2025 2:38 pm

OOC Note: Anything written only represents the character, not the user behind Banija nor the views of Banijans in general. Accordingly, this is the furthest thing from an unbiased source of information you'll find about literally any sporting matter. Much more of a vibes blog than a legitimate news source. And lastly, the writer's strongest opinion, besides their love for University of Moravica athletics, is their absolute hatred of all things to do with Northern Moravica University.

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Hey guys! Welcome back to my corner of the internet for everything college football! I, of course, usually cover the NSCF, especially the two Banijan schools, as well as domestic college football here in Banija. I'm a University of Moravica grad- aka, we don't like either of the Banijan schools. But of course, due to physical proximity, they get the Lion's share of this blog's attention.

But it's the offseason- so we're talking about the peak summer sport, baseball! A tremendous sport really, and I'm not just saying that because we're world champions. I'm also a diehard Kosactus Forest Elephants fan, and while it never quite seems to be our year in the MBL, it'll eventually be our year. But speaking of the MBL- it's an absolutely gigantic weekend series, as Milchama come to Herzegovina City for what might be the most highly anticipated group stage baseball series this country has ever had. The nations are closely tied together in baseball, everyone's familiar with the players- let's ball.

I could go and do an in-depth preview. But the All-Banija Sports Magazine is much better at the technical aspects of things. So let's do what's fun... MIlchama's launched a few smack talk missives of their own, so let's respond to them- one by one.

LAMK- Let a Milchamian know


First, can I say, somebody over there needs to start regulating names. All that socialism BS over there, and they couldn't even get Karakorum's newspaper name to be less than 20 words long? What's the point of collective ownership if it doesn't even give the people what they want?

Anyways, Karakorum's newspaper of record launches their missives. Let's take a look.

Milchama wrote:
Karakorum Forum-Democracy-Times-Tribune-Sun-Stars-Gods-Men-Tribute-Fightin'-Picayune-Post-Gazette-Chronicle-Eclipsor-Ellipsor-Report-Spin-Connector-Deflector-News-Today-Yesterday-And-Tomorrow


1. It's clear that Milchama is much better at baseball than Banija. Sure they might win a WBC when they have homefield advantage but we've won 3 teams without ever having homefield advantage. Look at what happened in the first MBL season; 5 of the top 6 teams were Milchamians.


They say that they are better at baseball than Banija, and... That's a crazy statement. Sure, they might've gotten the best of our teams in the first couple of seasons of the MBL. But, we are coming. Besides the facts that the Forest Elephants are gonna blow literally everybody out and win both the Magen Ikhaka AND the Arrosian Series, but the NT are also reigning world champs. Not to brag- what happened last cycle has really nothing to do with what's going to happen across the next three nights in Herzegovina City. But...

They talk about 3 without home field advantage- but that's true for us as well, eh? WBC 47- we won 13 KO stage games on the bounce, to bring home our first ever title- in FFR. WBC 51, we won in South Newlandia & Tikariot, while at 56, we won in Chromatika... Don't hate us cause you ain't us ;)

Milchama wrote:
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2. Even in the playoffs of the MBL we're better, both teams to win the Arrosian Series were Milchamian. And we've won both Magen Ikhaka's. Look we don't brag much anymore, just not a thing as much in these here parts, but it's important to note.


Unfortunately, this is true. Just wait. Even beyond my beloved Forest Elephants, there are a number of teams from Banija in contention- including those bastards from Herzegovina City, the Hippos. And yes, as longtime readers of this blog know- my hate for NMU athletics extends to the pro sports teams from Herzegovina City too. Not as strong, of course- but no way I could root for any of those teams.

Which gets me to this second point... We aren't out here claiming stolen valor for teams we don't root for. Like real fans, we're haters out here- I'll root for most other Banijan teams in the MBL, but frankly, I hope the Hippos go 0-166. That's right- I was rooting for New Sparta two seasons ago, and last year I was out here rooting for Tel Chittor. I'll admit, my favorite team finished in 15th. But I'm not bragging about the Hippos. Karakorum had one team finish in 10th, while the other got relegated.

Milchama wrote:
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3. You're so scared of Milchama that you went and created another team in a different league so that you'll have a shot at winning because it's easier to win in South Newlandia than against us. We know you're scared, just admit it.


Now... Unfortunately, this might be the only fair point they made. Of course, saying that 'we' created another team is strong- a Busukuma person made the team, and Banija's strong anti-trust laws let this kind of thing happen. Now, the RBSA predates Banija's anti-trust laws, so the soccer pyramid is strong and healthy. The GFLB, gridiron is an expensive sport, so everyone's agreed.

Baseball doesn't have the history- so this kind of thing could happen. In this country, there's nobody to say no. The Triceratops will compete for viewers, and it'll be very interesting to see the Rhinos and Triceratops competing for fans and viewers. Now, Busukuma is a big enough city for both- 4 million+ at the last census, plus a massive metropolitan area, but yeah.

As for a shot at winning, look out for my Forest Elephants ;)

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4. We're better fans! Milchamians have better away support in the MBL, our national team is better supported, and we follow them everywhere.


Didn't we just pack the house at a home WBC? Ask the teams who we beat at the last tournament- we packed the house for those series, with loud, energetic, engaged baseball fans. Ask the teams who competed if Banija's home crowds helped push the team over the top. Say what you want, Banija's national teams, outside of ice hockey(sorry for those who like being cold voluntarily), are some of the most well-supported in the multiverse. This is especially true for soccer and gridiron, and then after that, basketball and baseball are filling the space- but with the growing middle class, as well as the explosive population, are fans are getting better and better.

There will be plenty of Milchama fans in Herzegovina City- we're close by, it's a big series in an easily accessible city, and it's an easy, direct flight from places like Karakorum or Tel Chittor. But- we'll show them the kind of energy Banijan baseball fans can bring. Playoff atmosphere, anybody?

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5. College sports are overrated.


Now THIS Is how you know their writers don't know ball. This is basically blasphemy.

If you don't know what it's like to show up on a college football Saturday to support your school, or go back to your alma mater to watch baseball, or basketball, or whatever sport- are you really living? Can you really call yourself a sports fan?

You know what? Let's get this settled. To the writer of this piece: "I'll invite you and a +1 to the University of Moravica's opening CFB home game of the year." Will show you the tailgate of the year. Golden Bears for life. It ain't the NSCF, but the BCSG competition is pretty damn strong out here, and the energy is badass- plus, you don't have to deal with shitty schools like Northern Moravica.

It'll be a long flight back to Milchama for these players and fans after we're done with them. Go Lions!
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Postby Dhemixia » Mon Sep 08, 2025 2:39 pm

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It's Cyborg Dhomover


Schedule:
Series 1: @ Ranoria L 1-2
Series 2: vs. Chromatika L 1-2
Series 3: vs. Ko-oren L 0-3
Series 4: @ Hapilopper
Series 5: vs. Riandera
Series 6: @ Terefuxe
Series 7: vs. Natkr
Series 8: @ Kamijiro
Series 9: @ Andso Mangis
Series 10: vs. South Newlandia
Series 11: @ Banija
Series 12: vs. Loyo


It's the GSDP+ guys! That's why the Dhemixians are losing! It can't be anything else, they are most definitely a fundamentally sound baseball team and also have a snake who understands OAA, because Margaret knows nobody else does. On paper, it should be impossible for this team to lose given their composition. With Jack Guzman as your #1 starter and Alexandra Graham as your closer, you're just not going to blow a game like that. You may be asking then, "how did you blow it in game 1 and game 2 against Chromatika?". Great question, but as previously stated, it can't be because of this team, they're simply just too good to lose™. I'm not in denial, you're in denial! It has to be the silly GSDP+ group stage format that's causing these losses! There's no way I, a person who drastically overestimates a team that is notoriously bad at baseball, could ever be incorrect about anything regarding the team's skill (or lack thereof) and how it relates to their performance as of late! Even worse, the Serpents are getting owned by Ko-oren, the nation who refuses to do anything but play defense, and letting up 15 total runs across all three games in front of the home fans. The Dhemixians need a hero.

They've lost their first three series en route to a 34th spot in the table with 9 to go. Was it against generally hard opponents? Absolutely not, but the Serpents do get a moment of respite for the next four before they have to drag themselves over to Kamijiro, South Newlandia, and Banija in the final 5. Even then, the notorious bullpen car stuntmen over in Hapilopper are maybe the last thing you want to be staring down the barrel of when you're attempting to gain any momentum. With no DH to bail the Dhemixian offense out, they're only going to score less runs. It's becoming increasingly apparent that this is not the same team we were watching for the 8NS back in South Newlandia, of whom the Serpents face at home this time in an attempt to sweep the Ellies again in Series 10, but that's not in a good way that they're not the same team. With that miracle run to the final, there was joy, hope, emotion, and you could feel something special going on. With that team, everyone believed they could, and they did. Without that same energy, the WBC 61 version of the Dhemixians are doing less than nothing somehow, and they've got no way out of it.

The only thing that has stayed the same this whole time, the only remnant of that 8NS magic, is the Serpents' ticket out of the bottom of the table. For the Serpents to bounce back, they need to rally around... a serpent. Regular Dhomas was behind the winning in what seemed like impossible proportions. Cyborg Dhomas, although brought about in an eventual series loss to an undisclosed opponent, can be behind the winning in WBC 61. He was their home run celly, he was their clubhouse pet, he was their head sabermetrics ball knower, you name it. That's why the Dhemixians embraced him, and that's how this tournament can be saved for the Serpents. When vibes couldn't be lower in the dugout, the Dhemixians have to turn to rallying behind their boy, their snek, and their thought experiment, Cyborg Dhomas. The Haps won't know what hit them when the Dhemixians pretend to use Dhomas as a homer hose, that is, if they can actually go yard.
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Postby The Batavia » Mon Sep 08, 2025 2:42 pm

The Batavia Dragons Vs. Visayas Islands Sealions - Game 2 HIGHLIGHTS

And we're back for game two on the road against the Visayas Islands! The Dragons return from a rather frustrating loss to start off the third series. Some were reminded of the second game against Nova Calania where we gave up 8 runs to the Tapirs and though we won the series, some have been questioning the performance of the Dragons for the coming games. Both Luigi Peeters and Jeroen Hendriks are the only starters on the team with a loss and Batavia is now the only team in the World Baseball Classic that has a positive win/loss record while also allowing more runs than having runs scored.

Despite that though, the team appears to still be positive. Manager Kuypers has said again and again that the Dragons are playing to the best they can and that everyone, including himself, have been pleasantly surprised by how well they are doing this early on.

Bottom of the 1st Inning

Roos Jager will be making her second start of the cycle, pitching five innings in Game 3 against the Tikariot Owls with 7 strikeouts which helped the Dragons immensely with maintaining the growing lead. Having hit for a single in the top of the inning, she'll probably be looking to keep up the momentum by quickly getting out of it.

First up at bat for the Sealions will be the DH of the Visayas Islands and the starting pitcher of yesterday, Román Abelardo with several base hits in the previous game. Funnily enough these two faced eachother yesterday with the roles of the at-bat reversed. Jager winds up for the first pitch... Strike one, fastball flew by him! You have to ask if Jager is still thinking of what happened in that game yesterday, given Abelardo struck her out both times she faced him- Ball outside, 1-1... And Jager with the quick-pitch fastball! Strike two with no swing! ...Fouls it into the stands, Abelardo is still in it... And a swing and a miss for strike three!

[...]

Count is 3-1 as Jager is in a tight spot, no runners on base... Strike two! Curveball sneaks into the box! And with the full count, the mind games start for both sides of the at-bat; Will the pitcher aim for a strike or try to get a swing? Jager winds up... Caught 'em looking! Strike three! And suddenly we're at two outs with no hits in the inning!

[...]

Strike one! Screw ball up in the zone! Jager seems on fire to start off the game on the mound! ...Strike two?! Chasing on the curveball inside! My god what is- STRIKE THREE! PUNCHED 'EM OUT WITH THE FASTBALL! Jager gets three straight strikeouts in one inning to end the inning scoreless!

Top of the 2d Inning

[...]

And now we have two runners in scoring position and the batting rotation resets! Bas Verbeek walked in the 1st Innning and comes into the at-bat no doubt looking to keep up the momentum and get the Dragons on the board- as takes a low ball, great take on Verbeek's part... Lines it foul to even out the score, with Çelik on third and Lambert on second... Verbeek lines it to right field! Bounces on the grass before the fielder gets to it- Çelik's gonna score! Lambert's not far behind, ball is thrown and... Lambert reaches home! 2 RBI double for Bas Verbeek and Batavia takes the lead!

[...]

...Now it's up to Felix Braun to see if he can keep the offense going. Verbeek on third base in scoring position, Jager on first perhaps looking to steal... Strike one, swing and a miss! Pickoff attempt at Jager! Ball one. Braun's performance at the plate and a Shortstop has been phenomenal so far AS HE HITS IT HIGH AND DEEP TO RIGHT FIELD!!! IT'S OUT OF HERE!! BRAUN CRUSHES A 3-RUN HOMER INTO THE SEALIONS' STANDS!! BATAVIA GOES FROM NOTHING TO LEADING BY FIVE RUNS ON THE ROAD!!

Top of the 5th Inning

[...]

Robin Bergman gets up to the plate with two runners and two outs. If he gets out, that would mean the end of Batavia's run-scoring streak. ...Ball high, Bergman almost swung but kept the bat in check... Ball two, outside this time, Bergman does not seem to swinging on pitches outside the- OH MY GOD!!! BERGMAN CRUSHES IT INTO LEFT FIELD FOR A NO-DOUBTER! BERGMAN HITS HIS THIRD HOMERUN OF THE SEASON! And with that, the Dragons put three more runs on the board widening the gap even further! Eleven to two!

Top of the 9th inning

And that brings us to the final inning! Batavia leads the Visayas Islands by four runs, the game should be in the bag as long as the Dragons keep their composure as Roos Jager gets up to the plate- AND HITS ONE HIGH INTO LEFT FIELD! IT'S... GONE! JAGER PUTS ON THE EXCLAIMATION POINT WITH A SINGLE HOMERUN!

Robin Bergman hits Grand Slam to win the Series @ Visayas Islands - FULL AT BAT! (Game 3)

And with the bases loaded and two outs, it'll all be up to Center Fielder Robin Bergman to give the Dragons one more shot at scoring any more runs. With the pressure high, Batavia will need a miracle if it wants to avoid her first series loss. And ball one to start off the at-bat. Tried to get Bergman to chase, but he saw right through it... Bergman fouls off with a defensive hack on the inside. And there is ball two, high this time... Strike? That one didn't even- Apologies, that was a very questionable strike two call by the umpire. Bergman... Hits it foul again and stays alive...

Two outs, bases loaded, final chance to score... THERE SHE GOOOOOEEEESSSS!! RIGHT FIELD AND IT'S GOOOOOOOONE!!! BERGMAN DOES THE UNTHINKABLE AND HITS THE FIRST GRAND SLAM FOR THE DRAGONS TO TAKE THE LEAD IN THE 9TH!!

[...]

AND THE GAME IS OVER! Batavia takes the third series victory in a row! Join us next time as the Dragons take on the Oriental of Rio de La Plata at home! Thank you all for tuning in and have a wonderful night!





SCHEDULE OF THE BATAVIA DRAGONS:
Vs #10 Tikariot Owls - W
@ #18 Nova Calania Tapirs - W
@ #35 Visayas Islands Sealions - W
Vs Rio de La Plata (???)
@ #7 Eshialand Owls/Screwballs
Vs #16 Cardenao Blue and Golds
Vs #4 Banija (???)
@ Riandera Solars
@ Valentine Z Hunters
Vs Paradystopia (???)
Vs #50 Delaclava (???)
@ #1 South Newlandia Elephants

Game Record: W: 6 - L: 3
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Postby The Kytler Peninsulae » Mon Sep 08, 2025 2:49 pm

It's perhaps unsurprising on some level that a Kytlerian international team might struggle on the road these days. After all, each time they leave for some mysterious destination some time-dilated hours away is a time they now have to contend with a certain amount of anxiety just from the knowledge that they might not make it there and back, and there may be a considerable period before that goes away - if indeed it ever does.

Sure enough, the trip to Ranoria saw them shaky at either end of their journey - painfully losing to a three-run eighth-inning rally in the series opener and a four-run sixth-frame salvo in the closer - but there are positives to be taken from this series. For one, it wasn't a sweep; Game 2 was in fact a comfortable-ish win, jumping out to a 3-0 lead in the top of the second and holding on for a 4-1 final. Secondly, and perhaps most importantly, all three starters delivered on their jobs - in a way that will, as ever, make some wonder about the value of the Kytlerian rotation philosophy. Cedric Lundy allowed two solo blasts but otherwise didn't so much as let a Ranorian on base, going a long-for-a-Kytlerian 5.2 innings as a result; Shrifflu Whootung burned through his pitch count in just 3.2 innings but the only run he allowed got on base via a walk from a very marginal ball-four decision and was only actually driven in when Brian O'Carroll entered the game; Fyls Mopukest retired twelve in a row after allowing back-to-back doubles to start the game and might have come back for the fifth had it not been for the decision to call Sven Magnusson to bat for him in with two outs and runners at the corners (the backup catcher duly drew a walk but shortstop Alexander Fox laced a line drive straight to opposite number Clark Weaver with the bases loaded). Of course, under the Kytlerian Compromise rule, this is exactly the situation where you'd call on your allotted "free" pinch-hit spot and then bring in the reliever some time before the next time through the order - but this pure pitchers-bat situation demanded a different response.

Could Mopukest have taken the at-bat? The suspicion was that if there was one out he'd have been kept in to drop a bunt, but with two outs there was no desire to effectively throw away the run-scoring opportunity in what was a 1-1 game at that point; the fact that it wasn't taken anyway, and that two separate relievers ended up allowing two-run homers in the same inning later on, invited analysis that probably wasn't entirely fair. (Not least because Magnusson did get on base to give Fox a chance, and that chance wasn't exactly lost to a bad piece of hitting but rather to a bad piece of luck.) Still, the questions continue for the Kytlerians ahead of the easier part of their schedule, with back-to-back home series against debutant opponents with 2-7 records. Paradystopia look like they have something about them, to be fair, but Oriental of Rio de La Plata are a bunch of literal no-names and anything but a sweep from that series will genuinely spark an inquest.
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Postby Tikariot » Mon Sep 08, 2025 3:14 pm

Tikariot Sports TV – WBC 61 Coverage, Alcassar Edition

(Studio lights up. Caitlyn and Cameron sit at the desk, graphics behind them showing “Owls Take Flight in Alcassar.”)

Caitlyn: Welcome back to Alcassar, where the Owls have just wrapped up a mixed series against Liventia. After the sweep of Eshialand, they have been brought back down to earth, sadly.

Cameron: But this has not been what has kept the team, and us, awake..

Caitlyn: Absolutely not. While the bats and arms were doing their job, off the field… things got a little strange. Viewers may have noticed we don’t have Walter Bismuth on location with us today. That’s because Walter is, well… missing.

Cameron: He was last seen yesterday evening near the spice market, asking for directions to the stadium, even though there was no game that day, which should have been the first hint. Since then, nothing. Which of course triggered a full-scale search and rescue from the team.

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The Great Walter Hunt of Alcassar

It began with Coach Villiers announcing, “Find Walter before Walter finds trouble.” Which, as everyone knows, is easier said than done.

Team Alpha: Riley Thompson and Tessa “TNT” Morgan took to the rooftops, literally. They claimed that someone like Walter is best spotted from above, without any indication as to how they arrived at this conclusion. Locals swore they saw the two sprinting along tiled terraces, unfortunately, to no avail.
Team Bravo: Isabella Parker, Freja Nyström, and Lars Edgren canvassed the waterfront taverns, given that Walter has shown a liking to the local spirit Zahra' al-Nar, a flowery concoction of rose water and arrak. Isabella interrogated bartenders like she was calling pitches, while Lars somehow got roped into a chess match with a local grandmaster, again, no Walter. Lars managed to win his match, though.
Team Chaos: Viktor Blomqvist and Hannah Sullivan ended up in a late-night food market, convinced Walter would “follow the smell of grilled squid.” Instead, they stayed an hour eating skewers. No Walter.
The Utility Crew: Liam “Taxhavn Army” Andersson and Chloe Bennett checked the alleys with a printed map. After getting lost three times in their own grid, they gave up.

Finally, around midnight, Jesper Karlsson spotted a familiar figure sitting happily in a courtyard, tapping his foot to a street violinist. Walter had apparently been “helping locals rehearse their outfield drills”, though no one saw any gloves, bats, or baseballs.

When asked what happened, Walter simply said:
“Ah yes, the palace with the horses… turns out it was the fountain with the pigeons. Easy mistake.”

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Player Voices

Erik Holmberg: “I'm not sure who hired Walter in the first place, but I must say that this was fun! Sure, we lost sleep, but hey, who needs that anyways, right?"
Gabriella Reyes: “I wasn’t worried. Walter’s like a knuckleball. You never know where it’s going, but it always gets there somehow.”
Coach Villiers: “I said no one goes to bed until Walter’s accounted for. Did I expect a midnight pigeon symposium? Not really. But hey, it's Walter, so...”

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Looking Ahead: The Next Series

Now that Walter has been retrieved (and presumably tethered to the dugout for safety), the Owls turn their attention to The Independent Martian Republic, unranked and with a 4-5 record is 25th in the standings right now, but that is only one game behind Tikariot, so it will remain to be seen if the Walterhunt proves to be a detriment.

Cameron: It’s a crucial test for Tikariot, stringing together wins means momentum before that monster clash later on with South Newlandia.

Caitlyn: And Walter? Well… he assures us he’ll be “on the scene.” Wherever that ends up being.

(Studio fades out with a graphic: “Owls Hunt Walter”)
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Postby Kamijiro » Mon Sep 08, 2025 3:15 pm

Note: this is a one-shot, not part of the over-arching story.

Bottom of the sixth, first match against Loyo, away from home. Atsuji's just given up a grand slam.

"For fuck's sake." He curses at the world, partially because he's too prideful to blame himself for throwing a meatball. "Goddamn communist heathens don't even play baseball, how the fuck am I giving up a grand slam to one? Fucking hell."

The next batter comes up. And Atsuji's temper boils over. 98 miles an hour, straight at the batter. No question about it, definitely not an accident. The umpire doesn't throw him out.

Orielle steps out of the dugout. "The hell was that, Atsuji?" She calls.

He doesn't look. Doesn't care to look. Just smirks as the batter is escorted to first.

"Just sending a message. That's all."

"That's not your job, Atsuji. You're here to win us games, not... headhunt batters because you fucked up and gave up a grand slam. I told you that a million times."

"And I told you that your little speeches don't fucking mean anything to me. You think playing the right way is gonna win us games? Keep us alive? Fuck no. Fear will. Respect will."

Orielle finishes walking over and grabs the ball from him. "You're done. Get your ass to the dugout."

Atsuji's confident smirk vanishes instantly, replaced with a look of rage. "You can't fuckin' embarrass me like this. Not in front of everybody. Not you. Especially not you."

"Watch me."

For a single moment, it looked like he was about to slap her. Punch her. Do something irredeemable. But no, what he does is probably worse.

"You know you still love the fire, don't lie to yourself." He whispers straight into her ear as he walks past.

Instantly, she turns and shoves him. He puts his hands up in a mock retreat and trots off to the dugout.

"Fuck him." Orielle says, her breath shaking. "God, what a prick."
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Postby South Newlandia » Mon Sep 08, 2025 3:18 pm

Llamaphant Pro Baseball Season 9 - Previews (3/10)

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Newport Owls Preview
Starting Pitchers
SP Alex Mann (Eshialand)
SP Hannah Gray (Eshialand)
SP Todd Pearson (Cassadaigua)
SP Kyler Graham (Super-Llamaland)
SP Leonidas Coates (Tikariot)
6th SP Aayat Shanaya (South Newlandia)
Bullpen
RP Daniella Arenta (Eshialand)
RP Ryan Halamer (Eshialand)
RP Lorenzo Harvey (South Newlandia)
RP Xanthippi Zurlalli (Vdara)
RP Adam Leone (South Newlandia)
RP Selina Middleton (Super-Llamaland)

Starting Fielders
C Wyatt Carew (Eshialand)
1B Von Gunther (Super-Llamaland)
2B Harry Brentwood (Eshialand)
SS Jordan Kühn (South Newlandia)
3B Kristen Martorella (Cassadaigua)
LF Rayan Rana (South Newlandia)
CF Evelyn Brown (Eshialand)
RF Alexander Chand (South Newlandia)
DH Nolan Ramsey (South Newlandia)
Bench players
C Morgan Hunter (Super-Llamaland)
1B Drew Adrian (Super-Llamaland)
3B Basile Hubert (South Newlandia)
UT Kassandra Galanalli (Vdara)
CF Royce Jonathan (Super-Llamaland)


The Newport Owls have moved from type of snake-bitten franchise to one completely different type of snake-bitten franchise. For the first five seasons of the LPB, they never managed to put together a winning season, and had a run of three consecutive ones in which they lost 100 games (although that was the 184-game era). Since then, they’ve finally turned it around, largely thanks to a strong core of players from Eshialand that have led them to three consecutive playoff appearances. And yet, they’ve never managed to reach the South Newlandian Championship Series in any of them, falling in the SNLDS each time. It was supposed to finally be different last season, when they posted the second-best winning percentage in the history of the South Newlandian League (105-55), cruising to the one-seed. It didn’t seem to matter. The Rhinos, who had been a pretty middling team for most of the season, took a 2-0 lead in Newport, and allowed them to force a deciding game five only to still eliminate the best team the Owls have ever seen from the playoffs on their way to their third SNL championship in just five seasons.
Dating back to the modern era of South Newlandian baseball, a whopping 12 seasons by now, the Owls are still the only team never to win a playoff series. They’re the only team that hasn’t done that. Manager Terry Stryre wants, and arguably needs, that to finally change.

This will be a bit of a theme of LPB9; the Owls took the Off-Season slowly, having faith in the players that just led them to 105 wins and missing their first ever SNLCS by only a single win. They will have to make changes to the left side of their infield, with Kevin Dunbar and Foster Fleming both hanging up their cleats. Both were National Team Owls in their prime (Dunbar for Eshialand, Fleming for Tikariot), and will be missed here. Fleming’s Tikariotian teammate Royston Hodgson also left for Xingcheng in Free Agency, with the reliever leaving another hole to patch in the roster.
As far as players they actually retained, there were a couple players that chose to re-sign with the obvious pick to be the best team in the SNL next season. 2B Jordan Kühn had already signed an extension with the team last season, and RF Alexander Chand also signed for what will likely be the rest of his career, likely staying an Owl for life. Both have been very close to making the national team for a while now, but haven’t quite gotten there. The team also gave new deals to Aayat Shanaya and Drew Adrian.
They did also make one actual splash in Free Agency. First Baseman Gunther entered Free Agency after a very strong first half to his career in the SLL with the Cosmos and Suns after being a top-ten pick. While his new team is less universe-al, he will remain in the air at least, with the slugger likely becoming the full-time first baseman for the team as they look to make a push.
To fill out their roster, they also called up former first-round pick Selina Middleton from the AAA Wanatown Chinchillas despite underwhelming numbers last season. She’ll be assigned to the bullpen.

The Owls pitching rotation isn’t as top-heavy as some others, but it’s quite deep, with a variety of different starters all very capable of giving you strong starts in a variety of different ways. There’s the Eshialandian duo Alex Mann and Hannah Gray; the former increasingly assuming ace duties, he will be the opening game starter this season. Gray, the veteran, is still a strong pitcher in her own right, much like Todd Pearson, their Cassadaiguan vet. If you prefer your starters under 30, they also have one more Tikariotian left, that being right-hander Leonidas Coates, who’s been quite consistent for them, although the highs haven’t been terribly high. As for home-grown players, they have Kyler Graham, a quite underrated lefty from Super-Llamaland with a deep pitch mix, and Aayat Shanaya, a rather overrated South Newlandian righty who has some nasty off-speed stuff but not really the velo to hang against the best players in the multiverse.

In the pen, they’re also led by an Eshian pairing. Left-handers Daniella Arenta and Ryan Halamer have a similar dynamic to Mann and Gray, both learning from and pushing one another. For now, Arenta is the closer, but that might change soon. The depth behind them is shallow, with Lorenzo Harvey never really living up to the promise of his early career, and fan favourite Vdaran Xanthippi Zurlalli frequently side-lined with injuries lately.

The batting lineup remains the biggest strength of the Owls. At catcher, they have Eshian star Wyatt Carew, with veteran Morgan Hunter as the backup, for one of the most experienced catcher duos in the SNL. Their infield is similarly tenured, with Gunter slotting in at first, long-time Eshian Designated Hitter Harry Brentwood returning to the field for the first time in a while, slotting into second. That also pushes Jordan Kühn to short. The South Newlandian played the previous two seasons and change at second, but will be sliding to short for the first time since High School. He’s not the most rangy defender, but does have the arm to hold the position down. Then, at third, they have their biggest star. Cassadaiguan Kristen Martorella, a superstar in her prime, will likely be heading into her last season. She’s still hitting very well, but isn’t a perfect fit defensively anymore. Still, their deadline addition from last season has already paid big dividends.

The outfield is anchored by Eshian star Evelyn Brown in center, continually one of the best players at the position season after season. Alexander Chand is on a similar level, having displayed outstanding power throughout his five-season career, even though he, too, is losing a step defensively. In Left Field, they’ll play Rayan Rana, who’s heading into his second season as an Owl after a fine rookie campaign mostly off the bench. Now, he’s ready for regular starts, of which he will also have a lot in Right Field as well. The DH is former Elephant Nolan Ramsey, another veteran hitter who’s played for a lot of good teams in his career. He’s still putting up good numbers, but wont see the field a lot anymore.

Their bench is solid, with Vdaran utility player Kassandra Galanalli the most notable. She’s great at fielding nearly every position, and while she’s not a threatening bat in the lineup, she’ll be able to give a lot of these veteran starters time to recuperate.

The AAA squad, the Wanatown Chinchillas, is now ranked last among the SNL teams – understandably so, given the Owls are looking to win right now. Their current top prospect is Scott Simpson, who they just drafted in the third round out of High School. He’ll need a lot of time, and is likely to be part of a different Owls generation, but he flashes great power for his size. Other players to note are starter Aaron Hof-Fantenmann and third catcher Damiano Giordano, but they’re unlikely to make massive impacts for the Owls any time soon.

The most important thing to understand the Owls is their respective ages. Two of their starting pitchers and four of the players in the lineup are already over 35, and their most common lineup only has one player under 28. This team wont get many more chances to play together, with many big retirements expected after this next season. The Owls likely have only one chance to finally break through in the playoffs, and they’re relying on Terry Stryre to get them there. They have everything in place they need – the bullpen depth isn’t great, their defense is a little suspect, but they’re a really good team, especially with a ton of power in the batting order. It’s do or die for the Owls, though. If they crash in the postseason again, things might get pretty ugly.
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Postby Ranoria » Mon Sep 08, 2025 3:30 pm

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Nerd Culture:
Being Better At Sports Doesn’t Make You A Better Person


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Image@ButlerRodgerslmao who is this nerd? @ZackMills get a life dude


I didn’t want to have to address this. I wouldn’t have, either, had it not gone viral. Now I have no choice.

This is how is started. A professional baseball player taking the time out of his day to insult me. And in doing so, proved the point I was making in the article he took offense to. Just as I insisted then, Rylan Rodgers Jr is nothing but the continuation of a terrifying trend of toxic, egomaniac superstars representing Ranoria on the international stage. And for those who cope with “who cares as long as we win,” you’re part of the problem. Sports aren’t about winning and rubbing it in Banija’s face. They’re about making friends!

And if you are part of that crowd? Guess what - one of your toxic favorites just sunk Ranoria’s chances at a fifth World Bowl title. Diamond Rhine had no chance against the Grid Corps, and even allowing him to hang around as long as we did made his playing meaningful snaps inevitable.

And RRJ? Sure, he has one singular World Baseball Classic title. But other than that? Just a few playoff games. If “winning” is your sole justification for keeping him around, seems like you might be grasping at straws.

But of course, this article is in response to the blatant attack on my personal character. And let’s get some things straight. Sure, I’m not a multiple time champion in multiple sports. I’m not even in great shape. I’m not married to a woman who’s been speculated to be one of the youngest billionaires in Ranorian history. And no, I don’t have a pet snow bear.

But you know what? In my high school days, we once came just an inning shy of making the playoffs. I make sure to get to the gym at least a couple times a week, and my cat loves me in the mornings before I feed her. I’ve got a job I love, a solid work wife who wants nothing to do with me away from the office, and some excellent hobbies.

You don’t have to be a superstar athlete to have a fulfilling life, and you don’t have to be an asshole just because you’re a superstar athlete. But I see how insecure you are, Mr Rylan Rodgers Jr. You’re a weak, sad man proliferating ring culture and trying to prey on those you think are weaker than you.

That’s all I’ve got to say about that. Go Krauts, hopefully we get to make some more friends during the rest of this Classic without Amy further disruptions from “The Butler.”
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Postby The Kytler Peninsulae » Mon Sep 08, 2025 4:13 pm

RESULTS
LEAGUE PHASE SERIES 4


South Newlandia @ Zwangzug
South Newlandia 0 0 3 4 3 0 0 0 0 10
Zwangzug 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 5

South Newlandia 3 0 0 1 0 1 2 0 0 7
Zwangzug 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 1 5

South Newlandia 0 1 0 2 0 0 1 0 2 6
Zwangzug 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
Milchama @ Banija
Milchama 0 0 0 2 4 0 0 0 1 7
Banija 0 2 0 3 0 2 1 0 X 8

Milchama 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Banija 0 1 0 1 0 0 3 0 X 5

Milchama 0 0 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 4
Banija 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 1 5
Drawkland @ Quebec and Shingoryeo	
Drawkland 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Quebec and Shingoryeo 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 X 3

Drawkland 2 1 1 1 0 2 0 0 0 7
Quebec and Shingoryeo 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Drawkland 0 6 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 3 13
Quebec and Shingoryeo 0 0 4 1 2 0 3 0 0 1 11
Cardenao @ Sarzonia	
Cardenao 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1
Sarzonia 1 2 0 0 1 0 1 2 X 7

Cardenao 0 1 2 1 0 1 4 0 1 10
Sarzonia 0 0 2 0 5 0 1 0 0 8

Cardenao 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 1 4
Sarzonia 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 3
Liventia @ Natkr	
Liventia 6 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 9
Natkr 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1

Liventia 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Natkr 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 X 3

Liventia 1 1 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 5
Natkr 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
United States of Nova Calania @ Visayas Islands	
United States of Nova Calania 0 0 1 6 0 1 3 3 0 14
Visayas Islands 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 3

United States of Nova Calania 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Visayas Islands 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 4

United States of Nova Calania 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 4
Visayas Islands 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 2
Loyo @ Kronbia	
Loyo 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2
Kronbia 0 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 X 3

Loyo 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 2
Kronbia 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 X 3

Loyo 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 3
Kronbia 1 2 0 1 0 2 0 0 X 6
Dhemixia @ Hapilopper	
Dhemixia 0 0 2 1 5 0 0 0 1 9
Hapilopper 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 4 1 8

Dhemixia 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
Hapilopper 2 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 X 5

Dhemixia 2 2 0 0 1 0 4 0 0 9
Hapilopper 0 0 1 0 2 1 0 0 0 4
Ranoria @ Delaclava	
Ranoria 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 3
Delaclava 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2

Ranoria 2 4 1 0 0 0 1 1 3 12
Delaclava 0 0 0 0 2 1 1 0 0 4

Ranoria 0 0 4 0 1 0 1 0 0 6
Delaclava 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
Zenic @ Terefuxe	
Zenic 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 2 1 7
Terefuxe 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 3

Zenic 0 1 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 4
Terefuxe 4 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 X 6

Zenic 0 0 0 1 0 1 8 0 0 10
Terefuxe 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 4
Oriental of Rio de La Plata @ The Batavia	
Oriental of Rio de La Plata 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
The Batavia 1 0 0 4 0 0 1 0 X 6

Oriental of Rio de La Plata 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 3
The Batavia 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Oriental of Rio de La Plata 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
The Batavia 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Valentine Z @ Chromatika	
Valentine Z 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2
Chromatika 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 X 3

Valentine Z 2 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 5
Chromatika 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 3

Valentine Z 0 0 0 2 2 2 0 0 3 9
Chromatika 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 2 5
Katzeburg @ Ko-oren	
Katzeburg 1 3 0 2 2 0 0 0 1 9
Ko-oren 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 2 1 5

Katzeburg 3 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 6
Ko-oren 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1

Katzeburg 0 3 0 1 0 3 0 0 0 7
Ko-oren 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1
Paradystopia @ The Kytler Peninsulae Scored by Tikariot
Paradystopia 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 3
The Kytler Peninsulae 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 2 5

Paradystopia 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
The Kytler Peninsulae 0 2 0 0 1 0 0 1 X 4

Paradystopia 0 0 0 1 0 1 2 1 0 5
The Kytler Peninsulae 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
Andso Mangis @ Eshialand	
Andso Mangis 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Eshialand 0 0 0 3 0 2 0 1 X 6

Andso Mangis 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1
Eshialand 0 11 0 0 1 1 0 1 X 14

Andso Mangis 1 2 0 3 0 2 0 4 0 12
Eshialand 1 0 0 0 5 1 0 0 1 8
The Martian Independent Republic @ Tikariot	
The Martian Independent Republic 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 2
Tikariot 0 0 1 0 2 2 0 0 X 5

The Martian Independent Republic 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2
Tikariot 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 2 4

The Martian Independent Republic 0 2 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 5
Tikariot 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 3
Riandera @ TJUN-ia	
Riandera 0 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 4
TJUN-ia 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 2 X 5

Riandera 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1
TJUN-ia 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 X 2

Riandera 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TJUN-ia 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 X 3
Kwrpania @ Kamijiro	
Kwrpania 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 2 3
Kamijiro 1 3 0 2 0 1 0 0 X 7

Kwrpania 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
Kamijiro 0 0 0 3 0 0 3 0 X 6

Kwrpania 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Kamijiro 6 1 1 0 1 7 0 1 X 17


A note on these standings: at present, all teams with identical records are being separated on Pythagorean win ratio.
In the final standings, head-to-head record iff available will be the first tiebreaker, but these will be checked manually after the last series - and then only for the top 24.

LEAGUE PHASE STANDINGS AFTER SERIES 4		P	W	L	RF	RA	PythR
1 Banija 12 11 1 64 36 0.760
2 South Newlandia 12 10 2 90 39 0.842
3 Drawkland 12 9 3 67 33 0.805
4 Kamijiro 12 9 3 71 41 0.750
5 Quebec and Shingoryeo 12 9 3 70 41 0.745
6 Liventia 12 9 3 62 38 0.727
7 Ranoria 12 8 4 63 45 0.662
8 Milchama 12 8 4 64 48 0.640
9 Valentine Z 12 8 4 61 49 0.608
10 Hapilopper 12 7 5 74 51 0.678
11 Sarzonia 12 7 5 63 51 0.604
12 Tikariot 12 7 5 62 51 0.596
13 Kronbia 12 7 5 52 44 0.583
14 TJUN-ia 12 7 5 43 40 0.536
15 The Batavia 12 7 5 45 44 0.511
16 The Kytler Peninsulae 12 6 6 45 42 0.534
17 Katzeburg 12 6 6 48 49 0.490
18 Zwangzug 12 6 6 49 53 0.461
19 Natkr 12 6 6 54 63 0.424
20 Zenic 12 5 7 55 56 0.491
21 Visayas Islands 12 5 7 57 69 0.406
22 Cardenao 12 5 7 48 59 0.398
23 Chromatika 12 5 7 47 68 0.323
24 The Martian Independent Republic 12 5 7 39 58 0.311
25 Ko-oren 12 5 7 41 64 0.291
26 Loyo 12 4 8 50 50 0.500
27 United States of Nova Calania 12 4 8 52 53 0.490
28 Eshialand 12 4 8 69 75 0.458
29 Dhemixia 12 4 8 57 71 0.392
30 Terefuxe 12 4 8 40 54 0.354
31 Delaclava 12 4 8 50 72 0.325
32 Kwrpania 12 4 8 56 81 0.323
33 Oriental of Rio de La Plata 12 4 8 36 59 0.271
34 Paradystopia 12 3 9 49 73 0.311
35 Riandera 12 2 10 48 67 0.339
36 Andso Mangis 12 2 10 40 94 0.153
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Postby Katzeburg » Tue Sep 09, 2025 4:21 am

+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Player | AB | R | H | RBI | HR | BB | SO | Average |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Anthonyson (RF) | 5 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.600 |
| Neely (1B) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.200 |
| Nye (CF) | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Lyall (C) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.400 |
| Egger (2B) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.200 |
| Walther (LF) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.250 |
| Willard (3B) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Rice (SS) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.250 |
| Kurzmann (P) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+

+----------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Player | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO |
+----------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Kurzmann | 6 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 5 |
| Beringer | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| Wendell | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
+----------+----+---+---+----+----+----+

OOC: All stats have been partly AI-Generated (Prompt is to generate stats based on the final box score).


+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Player | AB | R | H | RBI | HR | BB | SO | Average |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Anthonyson (RF) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.200 |
| Bennet (1B) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.400 |
| Nye (CF) | 4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Lyall (C) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Gartner (2B) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0.250 |
| Garland (LF) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Flowers (3B) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
| Blythe (SS) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.000 |
| Werner (P) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
+-----------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+

+--------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Player | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO |
+--------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Werner | 9 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8 |
+--------+----+---+---+----+----+----+

OOC: All stats have been partly AI-Generated (Prompt is to generate stats based on the final box score).


+--------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Player | AB | R | H | RBI | HR | BB | SO | Average |
+--------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Tobias (RF) | 5 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.600 |
| Bennet (1B) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.400 |
| Alan (CF) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.200 |
| Wallis (C) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Egger (2B) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0.250 |
| Walther (LF) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.000 |
| Willard (3B) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.250 |
| Rice (SS) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.250 |
| Sangster (P) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
+--------------+----+---+---+-----+----+----+----+---------+

+----------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Player | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO |
+----------+----+---+---+----+----+----+
| Sangster | 8 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8 |
| Glazier | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
+----------+----+---+---+----+----+----+

OOC: All stats have been partly AI-Generated (Prompt is to generate stats based on the final box score).


+-----------------+----+---+----+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Player | AB | R | H | RBI | HR | BB | SO | Average |
+-----------------+----+---+----+-----+----+----+----+---------+
| Tobias (RF) | 18 | 5 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0.444 |
| Bennet (1B) | 31 | 5 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0.355 |
| Nye (CF) | 31 | 4 | 11 | 10 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 0.355 |
| Anthonyson (RF) | 34 | 5 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0.324 |
| Alan (CF) | 19 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0.316 |
| Garland (LF) | 14 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0.286 |
| Wallis (C) | 16 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 0.250 |
| Egger (2B) | 30 | 2 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0.233 |
| Lyall (C) | 32 | 2 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0.219 |
| Walther (LF) | 28 | 5 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 0.214 |
| Smith (DH) | 20 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0.150 |
| Werner (P) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.143 |
| Gartner (2B) | 15 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 0.133 |
| Willard (3B) | 26 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 0.115 |
| Neely (1B) | 18 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0.111 |
| Rice (SS) | 27 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0.111 |
| Blythe (SS) | 14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0.071 |
| Flowers (3B) | 15 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0.067 |
| Sangster (P) | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.000 |
| Unkle (P) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.000 |
| Kurzmann (P) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.000 |
+-----------------+----+---+----+-----+----+----+----+---------+

+----------+------+----+----+----+----+----+
| Player | IP | H | R | ER | BB | SO |
+----------+------+----+----+----+----+----+
| Werner | 24 | 17 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 22 |
| Sangster | 20 | 17 | 9 | 9 | 3 | 19 |
| McLain | 14.1 | 15 | 10 | 10 | 3 | 12 |
| Unkle | 13 | 12 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 13 |
| Kurzmann | 12 | 14 | 7 | 7 | 2 | 11 |
| Courtney | 5 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
| Holmwood | 5 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 4 |
| Beringer | 5 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 5 |
| Glazier | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| Wendell | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
+----------+------+----+----+----+----+----+

OOC: All stats have been partly AI-Generated (Prompt is to generate stats based on the final box score).


Before the Katzeburgian Revolution, Katzeburg had a long and often unproud tradition of Kaisers. A figurehead at the top of the proverbial food chain (or literally, in the case of Kaiser Douglas the Rather Big-Boned), the Katzeburgian Kaiser would rule over the many states of the nation of Katzeburg - sometimes with an iron fist, sometimes in a kind and gentle manner, and more often than not, rather incompetently.

For the last decade, boffins at the University of Waldstein history department have been diving into the history of feudal Katzeburg, aiming to stretch the royal line back as far as they possibly can. During their research, they have uncovered numerous tales of rulers who were history making for better or for worse. These are their stories.


Kaiser Thomas the Distracted - BK473 - BK424

If there were two things commonly known about feudal Katzeburg by the rest of Esportiva and the world, it was that the nation was almost always seemingly at war with itself in some form, or it was that the Kaiser would normally last at most 15-20 years before being pushed out by the latest form of Katzeburgian bullshit which would sweep the nation at the time. Kaiser Thomas the Distracted was one of the major exceptions to these rules, as under his leadership of the nation, Katzeburg prospered - building a strong nation that developed rapidly during his lengthy time on the throne. At the time Thomas took the throne, the country was still recovering from a centuries-long period of economic downturn and poverty stemmed on by wars under the reign of Kaiser Wilhelm the Occasionally Brave. States had been slow to implement systems which would allow for prosperity amongst their working classes, and by the time of Thomas' youth, the country had been treading water for many years under the rule of his father, Kaiser Edward the Fence-Sitter.

The relative stability of the country's economy did little to ease the nerves of many of the ruling class of Katzeburg, with Lords still engaging in petty squabbles and half-hearted land grabs to show their subordinates they were technically doing something - even if much of it was purely for show; for instance claiming a farm on the edge of their lands and returning it as soon as the farmer said "Hey! That's not allowed." It allowed Thomas to engage in what arguably was his actual true love and calling in life - that of writing absolute smut.

The young Kaiser-in-waiting had the privilege of being able to read and write from an early age, given he would one day take the throne from his father, but he had noted a particular omission from the Katzeburgian literary canon during his teenaged years - that there was little to no filth available to read. This is mostly down to the fact that there were very few actual authors around at the time of Thomas' youth. Some of the most famous which have stood the test of time include Dougal Matthews - who wrote the historical ballad The Cat & The Carriage, a daring tale of bravery of one small cat's voyage across Katzeburg to find its owner - and Olivia Bakerson - who wrote the highly-regarded rural-horror Southdown Cathedral under the pen name A. Mann. Thomas would often spend his days in Katzestadt Castle buried away in his room, writing scroll after scroll of filthy, disgusting smut, which he would then pass onto his guards to distribute out amongst the local populace. The writings of Thomas quickly became well-loved in many of the city's pubs, read out by local bards seeking to gain some extra barins on the side with their dramatic readings - with only a small handful of people knowing the secret that it would be the future Kaiser's words they were reading out at their open-stand-at-the-front-and-talk-loudly nights.

It meant that Thomas often shielded himself away from the political ongoings of the nation in his youth - a decision he could not actively shy away from when his father passed away in BK473, pushing the young ruler onto the throne at the age of 22. Now in charge of the entire nation - one which saw the young ruler as potentially easy to manipulate to push their own interests to the front of the line - Thomas had to act decisively from the start to ensure things would not collapse into that classic Katzeburgian chaos. But Thomas cared little for the court, and arguably showed one of the best characteristics possible for a Katzeburgian ruler to have - an absolute lack of interest in running the affairs of the nation. Thomas instead leveraged this interest into appointing trusted advisors from across the country - ensuring an equal representation of interests from lords across Katzeburg and Dragoonspiel. In modern days, it would be likened to a beta concept of a Katzeburgian Parliament - but in feudal Katzeburg this concept was basically unheard of.

But few could complain - all major interests had been accounted for, and with Thomas suggesting regular changes of positions around the new-look council to ensure all Lords had a chance at seeing things from different sides, there was very little reason to complain about the hand local Lords were dealt. Thomas had somehow lucked onto the ideal way to run a kingdom almost entirely by accident, only building the system as a way to remove himself almost entirely from royal decision making so he could retreat to his room and continue writing ungodly amounts of smut. But it worked to an incredible extent - with all seats at the table, Katzeburg was able to thrive. The council would produce wider plans for how best to stimulate the wider economy and work together as individual states, and Thomas would simply need to trot down from his bedroom, rubber-stamp the plans, and retreat back to continue his writing.

With the figurehead basically absent from day-to-day matters, it did much to highlight how actually ineffective many Kaisers were; the nation's working class barely knew that the ruler did nothing at all but write pure smut but chalk all the victories and positive developments in their lives up to him and his decisive actions. It would be very rare where the Kaiser would actually have to step in and decide on matters, as on the off chances he had to do so, he would speak to the entire council and seek opinions before revealing his decision in a publicly-accessible court - a rare show of transparency in the Katzeburgian royalty. By the fourth decade of his reign, Thomas had unwittingly guided Katzeburg to the most prosperous period in its history to date. Regular trading had begun between all states and even some other Esportivan nations, while major infrastructure projects linking the major cities and seats of power were completed for the first time.

Of course, he would have argued that none of these were his crowning achievement during his reign; but rather the monster 500,000 word magnum opus which he had spent the better part of a decade working on. The project, entitled Schlongsor, was a deeply-rich fantasy project soaked to the bone in filth and smut detailing the political intrigue and ongoings of a fictional nation modelled after Katzeburg. Sadly, the Kaiser could never unleash his work on the world, as he was constantly stepped down from releasing it by his wife Diana the Pure, who viewed her husband's work as desecrating the sanctity of the throne should anyone lay eyes on it. Schlongsor would never be fully released, with the only mentions of it tracked back to a contemporary reference in Bakerson's autobiography, which detailed her one and only visit to Katzestadt Castle to meet the Kaiser.

"Things were rather cordial as we spoke in the grand throne room of the castle, before the Kaiser asked if he could show me something he was working on. Not wanting to displease the ruler, I agreed and he led me up to his bedroom only to whip out a huge manuscript. 'This is Schlongsor,' the Kaiser told me, 'My life's work. I'd be honoured if you would do me the honour of reading it.' Again, I could scarcely say no, could I? So I spent the next month reading it morning to night - it was breathtaking. It was the great Katzeburgian novel; witty, funny, deeply arousing, and a damn engaging read from start to finish. Alas, as the Kaiser could never release it due to the profound negative impact it would have on the throne, but Katzeburgian literature is all the better for it as nothing would ever come as close to being as good as Schlongsor."

While many praised Thomas for the length of time spent on the throne, noting how refreshing it was to have a rule who oversaw the nation for more than a decade or two, things would soon regress back to the mean. Kaiser Thomas would pass away of a heart attack in BK424, capping a rule many Katzeburgian historians regard as among the best in the nation's history - despite the fact he actually had very little to do with the running of the country. After his son Kaiser Viktor the Follow-up and grandson Kaiser Franz the Good-Natured saw out their reigns, the country would quickly plunge back into royal turmoil through the disastrous rule of Kaiser Wilhelm the Rather Incompetent, sending Katzeburg back into the cycle of suffering and infighting which dominated the nation more than a century prior. Kaiser Viktor the Follow-up would immediately destroy the one key element which made Thomas' rule run so well - dismantling the wider council and instead installing a few trusted advisors who would quickly take advantage to manipulate things in their favour, kicking off a number of old feuds and resentment which had been unaddressed for the better part of four decades.

Kaiser Thomas the Distracted's writings still exist to a degree in Katzeburgian culture - with many of his surviving writings republished in BK33 as the Royal Smut Collection, exposing the wider nation to his work in a manner unlike anything before it. The collection would eventually sit atop the bestseller charts for 17 weeks straight and was adapted into a number of low-budget films, most notably the schlocky erotic classic The Kaiser & His (Meat) Sword in BK27.
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An island Federal Republic based in the region of Esportiva.
Capital City - Katzestadt | TRI - KAT | Population - 39 million

Sporting Accolades
Chess - Elephant Chess Cup X Champion, Elephant Chess Cup XI Champion
Football - Baptism of Fire 84 Semi-Finalist, 11th IFCF Associations Trophy Winner (Katzestadt AFC), World Cup Appearances - 98

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Postby Zenic » Tue Sep 09, 2025 10:56 am

"Can't buy a sweep to save our lives but a series won is a series won."

Despite failing to get a vital 3 wins against fellow unranked Terefuxe, Siro Amando Alamilla's squad had catapulted themselves from 28th in the standings and just barely missing the playoffs in West Pavola all the way up to 20th and barely in the playoffs. For a nation that's participating in its second ever World Baseball Classic, and first in several decades, Alamilla thought that was pretty good. But there were 8 more series to play and anything could happen.

It was the first day of practice after coming back from Terefuxe and it had been a good practice. But Alamilla had decided to do some more film study and analysis after he gotten back home. Batting-wise, the squad was doing well. They just had an unfortunate habit of having at least one game per series where they could only muster one or two runs max. If they could get rid of that, they would be in a perfect spot. Fielding-wise, overall pretty good. They didn't make too many errors but when they did, it tended to be in bunches during the same game. It was a good sign because they were quick to forget their error by the start of the next game but it did mean work would need to be put in to help them get over their mistakes during the actual game. Pitching-wise was where it go interesting. Bullpen was the expected yo-yo: some games they were incredibly solid while other games, they were a leaky mess. However, he was currently looking over the starting rotation.

He noticed that the top half of the rotation was struggling but Manoel Alvarado, the 4th starter, and Felícia Brígida Castro, the 5th starter, were the starters in 3 out of the 5 wins Zenic had so far. It was interesting to Alamilla as Alvarado had the worst control out of the starters despite only having two pitches but constantly hit 100+ on the pitch radar. Meanwhile, Castro barely hit 95 on her fastball but could place any of her three pitches exactly where the catchers set up 99% of the time. Literally, the two polar opposites were leading the team to victory more often than not while the starters that the scouts considered the "objectively" better players were struggling.

And both sets were playing mostly against pro players from other nations. Of course, Alamilla did not hold it against the top of the rotation as, with a deeper dive, he confirmed that the starters they are facing generally tend to be the all stars or best pitcher in the country while the back of the rotation faced people closer to their age or aging veterans asked to fill out the rotation and provide a win or two. Still, the fact that the pair were helping to get wins at all is huge and if Alamilla and pitching coach Ogawa could find a way to get the other three to be more consistent, maybe making plans for a trip up to Northern Rushmore wouldn't be so delusional.

Or, maybe it still would be considering their next four series. #11 Kamijiro, #22 Loyo, #1,South Newlandia, and finally a fellow unranked in Paradystopia. Doing the crude math on his spare sheets confirmed that getting at least 1 win against the first three opponents and then a sweep against Paradystopia would put Zenic at a 11-13 record, the highest realistic record he could envision. At best, that put the Diamond Survivors barely into the playoffs, hovering around 23rd or 24th in the standings. At worst, they would be back at where they started, hovering between 28th to 30th place.

One of the few positives he noticed was that the Loyo and South Newlandia series would both be in the Empire so maybe Zenic could pull off a surprise and win a series against one of them to put them at 12-12 heading into the final stretch of the group stage. But, Alamilla would be content with putting up tough competition that forced the ranked squads to actually put in effort to get the wins.

If Zenic can't win, then their opponents better be ready for the most nerve-wracking wins of their careers.
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KPB+ Ranking: 19.04 (23rd, Post-WC101 Qualifying)
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55th World Cup of Hockey (Ice Hockey)
45th Copa Rushmori (Futbol)
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WCoH 28, 54 (Ice Hockey)
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Copa Rushmori XIX (Futbol)
WCoH 51 (Ice Hockey)
61st Di Bradini Cup (Futbol)
4th Runner Cup (Futbol)

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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Liventia » Tue Sep 09, 2025 11:51 am

Baseball Liventia to restructure Liventian Baseball Championship pro/rel

OREAN— With the national baseball team running hot in the first stage of the ongoing World Baseball Classic, Baseball Liventia is—buoyed by a recent change in selection policy—set to restructure the domestic game for the second time in just a few seasons.

This year, previous requirements for players on the national team to play in the LBC top flight, and for position players to be younger than 33, were both officially scrapped. While no LBC Division 2 player was ultimately picked for the team, the move was welcomed by top players and former national team players, some of whom have taken Division 2 contracts in the twilights of their careers.

What is being pointed to as helping improve the quality of general play—coinciding, although it's unclear if there's a direct correlation, with a decrease in home run numbers across the league—is the decision of Baseball Liventia three seasons ago to reduce the number of divisions in the league system from five (two of six in the National League and three of four in the Challenger League) to four equal divisions of six. The National League itself went from three divisions to two six seasons prior to the Challenger League.

Now, to keep the league more competitive, Baseball Liventia plans to increase the turnover in teams. Including the just-completed season, one team has traditionally been relegated from each league into its corresponding Division 2 league. From next season on, two teams will be relegated from each league—the bottom-placed team in each of the league's divisions.

Additionally, the Reserve League below Division 2—in which teams were affiliated to Division 2 teams—will become a standalone Division 3 of 24 teams. This league is not split into divisions and plays just 92 games a season in contrast to the 144 played in the top two tiers. Four teams will be promoted each year. Division 3 players will be eligible for national team selection too, although the quality of the league is low enough that this is not likely to be a factor.

Whether these changes will continue to improve competitiveness and see the impact trickle onto the national team set-up is unclear. But with the Red-and-Gold yet to lose a series in this World Baseball Classic, clearly something has clicked.
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Ko-oren » Tue Sep 09, 2025 1:15 pm

Series 4: Katzeburg @ Ko-oren
Good Things
Ahahahahaha. No.

Bad Things
Everything that isn't covered by the Good Things. God this team is awful.


Almanac Razahnensis

Every year, a body of researchers, philosophers, moral teachers, and so on, gathered in the region of Razahne, to compile and publish a vast array of works. These included anything from weather and climate forecasts to fortune telling, decisions of leaders and the opinions of the compilers thereon to the newest codified rules of games and sports. In their honour, the organisation behind the Almanac Razahnensis aims to compile and publish a massive body of work of their own, to be used as reference material for elementary and high school curriculums, for collectors, for the broadly interested, and so on. The topics of the modern Almanac Razahnensis vary.


Cultural Regions

There's a hundred ways to divide Ko-oren. Official governmental boundaries like municipalities and subdivisions ('states/provinces'), or soil type, or sports affinities, and so on. But a fairly contentious but well-established one: cultural regions.

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Every town should have more in common culturally-historically with other places within the region rather than outside it. Sometimes that is a little hamfisted, such as where zones 20, 10, and 9 touch, where these distinctions can be pretty arbitrary. But at the same time, at a macro level, few Ko-orenites are going to debate this map and it division into 31 (the numbering is, as with all things culture and Ko-oren, duodecimal). It also gives us a weird zone 4 which stretches along almost all of the north, but yeah, a random town in its west will have more in common with the towns at the east of zone 4 rather than coastal Mahrkioren, or the weird pocket of zone 3, or the cold northern zone 2. That's unfortunately how these maps come out.

For these zones, the population, area, and physical geography are secondary. They might pop up in some form, but the actual statistics don't matter.

Last time we looked at the northern cultural area (zones 1-6). This time we'll look at the west (zones 18-20).

Zone 18
I promise we won't go into physical geography for this section. But the region is quite different from its economic activity alone: where the rest of Ko-oren has a lot of grassland, this area is almost all wetlands, and the agriculture follows. Flowers, tubers, onions. It's the centre of arable farming, and it's generated its entire own community. Like the north, people can be communal and closed off with a keen sense for finance and economics. Unlike the north, there's far less of a self-sufficiency culture down here - as in most of Ko-oren - with a strong culture of volunteering and other mass events. Music bands can have membership numbers in the hundreds, and the oldest band of Ko-oren, the Ruporen Folk Band, are from here: at performances, there are easily a hundred musicians at once on the stage, and new members are recruited each year within specific age brackets to make sure all generations are represented. The band has released over a hundred albums to date and has pushed the definition of folk instrument and folk music to certain limits, and their music often features in other media. Performing arts - theatre, storytelling, mythology - and through agriculture, local cuisine, are alive and kicking as well with many people eager to repeat and create each week. Rugby is, as you'd expect, a big thing here.

Zone 19
The island of Alah Thorunoru is different. As in, while it's been part of the Ko-orenite state for centuries, its isolated communities still feel a little distant. Dahkahl and Wolwohr are connected - against their will - by ferry to the mainland, to the detriment of their fishing activities. Inland towns like Berelnohn and Ihlorenkanda have undergone complete makeovers for tourism's sake - that's what the island is best known for: a summer getaway - but there's a proud, local culture and tradition there as well. Their stories connect them to the sea, and it's here where travel poetry was very, very maritime in nature which was later adopted in parts of the mainland as well. Painting took off as well, with Kahfahden, Bajithen, Uhjehluden, and Thizethen featured in galleries across the nation with their depictions of daily life on the coasts of the island.

Zone 1X
This place is massive - and quite varied. Quiet, pastoral life for most of it, intersected by a few larger cities that are far, far larger than most Ko-orenites are willing to give them credit for. Hard workers but immensely appreciative of the natural beauty around them, they're the source for a lot of the stories of the land - the infamous travel poetry - with Pyurill, Fyojara, Klorhaten, and many others conveying what they saw around them, and how to get from town to town, in their rhymes. Gardening and tending to the outdoors are also frequent pastimes, as are orienteering, canoeing and kayaking, but also rugby, with other creative endeavours saved for the rainy, dark winters.

Zone 1Y
Now this is a story. And this area also includes the city of Monrama, which looks like an unnumbered blob in between 20, 17, and 10. This is possibly the most cosmopolitan part of Ko-oren - historically, at least - while containing absolutely no major settlements of note (outside of Monrama itself, which has maintained most of its population and some of its splendour). There's little sense in repeating the story but it's worth it to go into some detail: political elites of some 1000 years ago retreat to the area to deal and schmooze, construct mansions and palaces for themselves, and quite literally dominate the Ko-orenite political, economic, and cultural landscape for centuries. If there are national artforms that developed before the invention of the radio, chances are they spread nationwide through Monrama and the rest of this zone. That means that talking about the zone as a cultural area always reduces it to what it represented a millennium ago, but that's still important. Travel poetry, used to direct everyone safely to the region each year, spread through here. Satirical theatre, music (and which instruments would be 'designated' for use nationwide: imagine that most musicians were exposed to other musicians here, and that they decided on some common themes and genres, and which instruments should be used in those genres, as well as how those instruments should sound, what they're made of, etc), exchanges of flowers and seeds for reproduction elsewhere... Ko-orenite culture wouldn't have felt as unified as it does, this early in history, without this zone.

We do have to mention the fate of the region today: with a far smaller population, we see mostly similarities with other rural areas nearby. Some underground music genres have popped up, which find the national airwaves through nearby cities like Garihnkatar or the college stations of Monrama and so on. Architecture here is seen as standard as it gets, which makes sense if you consider that the blueprints for palaces and mansions - and other buildings considered 'highbrow' all the way from the northeast to the southwest - were effectively trialled here.

Zone 20
Like other parts of the west, the people here are incredibly outdoorsy, with orienteering and canoeing/kayaking held in high regard, with an extra side of adventurers conquering the mountains. It's where the people live who use the songs and poems from elsewhere to find their way around. A lot of national standards - like the use of flags as barcodes and signals - come from here: this is where a lot of that codification happened. Garden, park, and trail maintenance is important, music and the fine arts less so.
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Runners-up 1x World Cup - 4x CAFA - 1x AOCAF - 1x WBC - 3x World Bowl - 2x WCoH - 4x IBC - 2x RUWC - 1x GCF Test Cricket - 1x ODI WT - 3x T20 WC - 1x FraterniT20 - 1x WLC - 1x FHWC
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7,000 - Chasing .400

Postby Drawkland » Tue Sep 09, 2025 1:16 pm

7,000


History of the Hit Record - The Contender - Glenn and Gelia - The New Fire - Shooting For 6 - Vow Renewal - Chasing .400

The charge and challenge from Glenn Sutton before the season had inspired Lane Kavana. He was always focused on winning every at-bat and trying to help his team win as much as possible, but the importance of keeping the Gelia Blues in playoff contention was the new focus. Lane believed that focusing more on progressing the team’s chances to score could distract from the pressure of chasing the Drawkian hit record by making it more game specific, while not sacrificing the focus he needed to remain competitive in each at-bat.

This was easier said than done, though. Lane had been working his aging body nearly to the bone trying to refine his contact-first approach over the last couple seasons, but he still felt it wasn’t enough. Setting his personal record for hits in a season? Leading the league and his own stat sheet in batting average twice in a row? It was good, but it still felt lacking. And that was ignoring the larger issue that many fans and pundits whined about: his slugging was nowhere near where it used to be.

No matter how many extra bases Lane hit for, it was never going to please fan expectations. Anything less than his record-setting 77 home run mark in Hessport was seen by many as a failure, or at least a sign of his declining abilities due to age. Never mind that the season in question was now a decade ago (prior to the WBC 55 cycle), the more obvious fact was that Lane was clearly washed. In a world so obsessed with slugging, prioritizing anything else was PR suicide at the plate.

Lane decided a half-decade ago that he would stop caring about the longball. His approach at the plate was still solid, and he’d still inevitably barrel twenty or so balls over the wall. The 40 double mark, which he’d easily averaged in the last decade, was more than enough extra base production in his eyes. The extra bases no longer mattered. The only base he cared about touching was first base following a hit. The career home run record was effectively out of reach, the career doubles record was all but certain if his approach remained the same. Even so, Lane felt that he just wasn’t producing enough hits at the plate. Something had to give.


[In-Game Focus]

The aforementioned conversation with Gelia Blues (and Base Corps) manager Glenn Sutton was the first piece of the equation. Chasing the hit record would become a lot more difficult if Lane didn’t have a job anymore (and/or a manager willing to let him play a significant number of games as a Drawkian 47-year-old), so ensuring the Blues were competing for a playoff spot became the primary mission. Fortunately, getting hits was a great way to score runs and win games, but Lane had to focus on more than just slapped singles and well-placed ground balls.

The last few seasons, Lane had struggled with low pitches. Regression had slowed down his bat just a smidge, making it more difficult to scoop the lowballs into the shallow outfield like he loved to do in his younger years. He’d managed to pivot to an approach which yielded more grounders, but still allowed for more base hits. It also saw him hit into a career high amount of double plays. That wouldn’t do in a potential playoff race.

Despite being a very aggressive and decisive swinger early in counts for a majority of his career, Lane made an effort to be a little more patient. He would still swing at early pitches over the plate (it’s often said that no Drawkian punished mistake pitches more consistently than him), but he was decidedly more selective with pitches on the perimeter. Lane was already proficient at “safely” fouling off pitches: tipping borderline pitches so that they don’t land in the catcher’s glove or fair territory for easy outs, forcing pitchers to throw more pitches until he got one that he could definitely get a hit from.

This season, Lane cranked the “safe fouls” to eleven. The average length of his plate appearances to begin the season were more than 1 pitch more than his career average, which was a noticeable uptick. Lane had always been a rhythm hitter with a great eye, and giving himself more pitches to see every at-bat just made him more comfortable when he finally swung at a given pitch. The effect was so strong it had Lane wondering why he hadn’t started doing that years ago.


[Midseason Accolades]

The uptick in Lane’s production did not go unseen. It was hard to ignore, really. Gelia jumped out to a 10-game lead in the Major League Central division, which wasn’t an easy task since that division contained such playoff contenders as Raikennax and Esmereldane. Lane wasn’t the only productive bat in the lineup, but when your batting average starts with a .4, it tends to attract some attention. From the second week of the PBL season through the all-star break, Lane Kavana’s batting average floated around the .390 to .410 range.

Even in the world that derided singles-first hitters, that was a big deal. No Drawkian player had hit .400 in a season for a hundred years, not even Lane in some of his peak seasons earlier in his career. The positive attention, in addition to the actual production provided in-game, gave Sutton the freedom to raise Lane in the lineup. Early in the season, Lane received fewer starts, and more games lower in the order. As the season developed and his batting average remained consistently high, he found more games in the starting lineup around the 3, 4, and 5-spot.

Naturally, this performance led to Lane receiving the 23rd All-Star invite of his long career, and the first as a Gelia Blue. You’d think that after two decades of all-star game appearances, Lane would feel indifferent to the honors. However, the two-year drought from reaching the all-star roster was the longest in his career. This was noted in several publications, including an interview of Lane soon after the all-star rosters were released.

“It’s been three years since you last got to travel to the All-Star Game,” the interviewer asked. “How does it feel to be back?”

“I have to be honest, it’s great.” Lane responded candidly. “My performance on the field is rewarding enough for me, but I’d be lying if I said it was a relief to see my name called on the roster. The recognition still means a lot to me. It’s also awesome to see so many of my fellow Blues on the roster as well. I’m glad to be back.”

Lane went 2-for-3 in the All-Star Game before being subbed out. He collected just one RBI on his pair of singles and didn’t do much to affect the final score, but he felt satisfied nonetheless. Being with the rest of the PBL stars was nice (though he’d always prefer playing for the base Corps), but like he said in that interview, the recognition was more of a boost than he thought it would be.


[Last Month Scramble]

That recognition, believe it or not, started to get to Lane’s head. It wasn’t that his ego was inflating (more than it already was), but more that he started to focus too hard on his average. His approach at the plate, additional success aside, was pretty much the same as it had been the last two seasons in Gelia. The only reason he wasn’t getting trashed for it was because he was floating around a historic number that was impossible to ignore. In his mind, he started to believe that batting .400 was the only way he could avoid public derision for his singles hitting, and thus it was a necessity to keep his hit-focused approach alive. After all, if he couldn’t get consistent playing time, he wouldn’t be able to accumulate enough hits to tackle the record.

With the Blues pretty comfortably in a playoff spot, leading the MLC and a dozen games ahead of the last wild card spot, the need to produce game-by-game for team success was no longer there. Lane had over 200 hits going into the final month, so he was in a fairly good spot as far as his career total goal was concerned. As far as this season was concerned, Lane’s end goal was to finish with the .400 average. It was one of his bucket list items when he first broke into the league until he consistently faced big league pitching and realized how nearly impossible it would be. Now, just a few weeks away from actually achieving it, he became obsessed with ensuring he ended the year with the elusive accolade.

That’s when things took a turn for the worse. With a few weeks left, Lane came forward to Sutton with the idea of reducing the number of plate appearances for the rest of the season. At the time it made sense: fewer at-bats meant fewer opportunities for outs which theoretically reduced the chance of Lane’s batting average tanking under the sacred threshold. Sutton reluctantly agreed, only because the Blues weren’t worried about missing the playoffs at that point.

It was easy to chalk the fewer starts up to age and the desire to keep the core Blues lineup rested for their impending playoff run. Lane was sure some people would guess his reduced workload was to help protect his average, but the excuses were just logical enough to prevent a widespread narrative from being written. The problem became the performance at the plate itself. The personal pressure to maintain his form mounted in Lane’s mind. With Gelia no longer needing to fight hard to maintain their playoff positioning, the urgency to produce runs with every at-bat was also reduced. That motivation which pushed Lane over the edge earlier in the season was gone.

What Lane forgot to consider in his bid for fewer at-bats was his own tendencies. He was a rhythm hitter. Taking himself at the lineup only hampered his own production at the plate, and it showed as he went hitless for a half-dozen games. Even after he broke that nasty slump, he still watched his average tank under .400 with barely over a week left to play in the season. He pleaded with Sutton to let him play every game in the final two series of the season, and Sutton begrudgingly acquiesced.

It didn’t matter. Whether it was a head issue or a skill issue, the other shoe finally dropped on Lane Kavana’s bid for a .400 season. He could only muster six hits in the final six games (including a hitless appearance in Game 176), dropping his season average to .392 and merely equaling his 251 hits from the year before (which he managed with a couple dozen more at-bats). Of course, the Blues still made the playoffs, still won a playoff series, and still considered the season at large to be a success despite their loss in the semifinals and Lane falling short at the doorstep.

In the same way that the derision of the media and toxic fans didn’t matter to Lane at the season’s start, the satisfaction of the media and fans at season’s end didn’t matter either. Lane had fallen short of another accolade, and he had nobody to blame but himself. As the offseason progressed unknowingly to an Eight Nations Shield appearance, Lane cursed himself more and more. From his own hubris and obsession, he not only denied himself a better chance at actually hitting .400, he also stole at-bats from his final career total, whatever it would be. He was turning 48 years old, and he still had a bit under 750 hits left if he wanted to make the 7,000 club.

What if, in a few years, he fell a few games short of the hit record? A handful of at-bats away from reaching 7,000? What if the games he needed were already behind him?
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Postby Hapilopper » Tue Sep 09, 2025 4:41 pm

Nathan Ellis Field at Capital Stadium, Hapilopper City
The third game of Series 4 of World Baseball Classic 61: Hapilopper v. Dhemixia
Top of the 7th inning, bases loaded, two outs


Henry Darnell was not enjoying himself. Not one little bit. It was the top of the 7th inning, and whether it was bad luck, bad pitching, or whatever, the bases were filled with Dhemixians. He had gotten Jaxson St. James out on a flyout. But Easton Marsh walked after a 12-pitch battle. Natalie Walker fired a rocket that went right through Henry's legs. Terry Hjalmarsson struck out. And Wade Carlisle had bounced one over the head of Luther Jenkins at short.

You could see the sweat drip off of Henry's face as the public address announcer introduced the next batter.

"Now batting... the first baseman, number 34, Kassandra Dawson."

Henry looked over toward the dugout to see Dale Moss staring disapprovingly at him and to see two of his teammates, Matt Austin and Rudy Gibbs, warming up. Henry knew that if he could get Dawson out, in some form or fashion, then he could go back to the clubhouse, crack open an ice-cold beer, climb into the ice tub and watch the rest of the game on television. But he took one look at Dawson and knew that would be easier said than done. Dawson was a strong, strong home run hitter. If he gave her the pitch she was looking for, some kid with a glove and an HC Nationals hat in the third deck out in left field was going to get a ball and go home happy.

Henry looked at the catcher, Todd Leavitt, for a sign. Two fingers down. Curveball. Henry nodded. He fired it off, low and inside, almost at Dawson's knees. Not over the plate. Ball one.

As he got the ball back, Henry figured he had missed with that pitch. The idea he had was to make Dawson chase a pitch. But she didn't bite with that one. But still, it was the right idea. He looked back at Todd for a sign. Horns Down. That meant the dropball, Henry's pitch that started high and went down almost to the dirt. It was a pitch designed to deceive, a pitch meant to make hitters swing at junk. Henry got into his stretch and let off the pitch. He knew immediately, though, that something had gone wrong.

From the way the ball left his hand, he knew the pitch wasn't going to drop the way it was supposed to. It felt like everything started to move in slow motion as, just at the same time, it seemed like Dawson knew she had the pitch she was looking for. It was a 1-0 pitch, straight down the middle, and way too fast - around 85 miles per hour. The sound of bat cracking against ball was more than enough for Henry - he knew.

And so did Dawson. The ball soared high into the air, with more than enough velocity that it was plain as day that it was going out of the ballpark. The fans knew it, too. The crowd gasped in partial disbelief, partial terror, partial disgust and partial awe. That little kid in the third deck in left field - second row from the bottom, saw the ball come his way. He started to go for it, but his father stopped him, fearing his child would fall over the railing and to certain death. Nevertheless, the father grabbed the ball and guaranteed a wonderful souvenir and a story to tell for his child.

Henry took a heavy, deep breath as he saw Dawson circle the bases. There wasn't any showboating, nor was there any reason for any kind of hostility. But you could see him seething as Dawson rounded the bases on the way to home. Four runs had just come in - a crooked number that dashed the hopes of the Hapiloppians as they had hoped to win yet another series. Instead, Kassandra Dawson had blasted one to kingdom come, made it 9-4 in favor of the Serpents, and Dale Moss was on his way to take his pitcher out of the game.

The traditional gesture to remove a pitcher from a game in Hapilopper is often considered rude. It is called, in other cultures, a "forearm jerk" or the "arm of honor." The manager bends his arm in an L-shape, points the first up, and the other hand slaps the arm. In Hapilopper, it's called the hook.

Dale put his hand out for the ball and Henry gave it to him without hesitation.

"Right over the plate, huh, Darnell?" Dale asked.

"It didn't drop like I wanted it to," Henry replied.

"Yeah, no shit it didn't," Dale responded. "Go hit the showers."

Henry was visibly pissed off as he walked off the field - not at Dale, not at Dawson - but at himself. He peeled off his glove, spotted a large barrel of sports drink - a full barrel, mind you - and hurled the glove at it, knocking the barrel over and sending drink flying all over the place. Players ran for cover to keep the sports drink from dousing them. As he walked under the tunnel, he spotted a light fixture near the entrance to the clubhouse. He threw a punch at the light, shattering it and bloodying up his right knuckle. This was a mistake.

A clubhouse assistant, casually leaning against a wall in the dugout, heard the sound of glass shattering and ran into the tunnel to see what it was. So too did backup catcher Pete Byrd and a bench coach.

"WHAT?" Henry snapped as he saw the three rush over to see what was going on. "Ain't none of y'all done that before?"

Henry stormed into the clubhouse, grabbed two beers and sat himself into the cold tub. He was very clearly in no mood to discuss this with anyone, nor was he in any mood to face the music he was inevitably about to face. Dale Moss was annoyed about the home run, sure. But the broken glass, the obvious anger, the behaving like a spoiled brat - that wasn't something Dale was going to tolerate.

Dale's anger was palpable when he got back to the dugout and that clubhouse assistant informed him. His response was to let that clubhouse assistant know that he needed to let Henry know that Dale wanted to speak to him post-game.

That talk, post-game, in the ice tub, made the talk on the mound seem cordial. To put it mildly, Dale was PISSED about the broken light and pissed about the temper tantrum. He felt like he needed to regain some authority in the clubhouse after Quincy Byrd whacked him in the ass with a boat oar, and this was his chance to do it. He let Henry know that if he ever saw that kind of temper tantrum out of him again, he was going to throw him off the team.

"I'd rather be a man short than have someone act like a spoiled petulant child!" Dale screamed. "You better get your shit right, Darnell!"
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Postby Andso Mangis » Tue Sep 09, 2025 4:52 pm

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Well That Went Poorly


Whelp we got swept by Banija and after talking all that smack losing 3 games was definitely not the plan. It shows how much the NT needs to grow if we want to be serious contenders and not just pretenders. I'm mostly just pissed about Game 3 where we should have won but somehow managed to blow despite having a 5-1 lead, absolutely awful stuff.

Look I'm done talking about this now and done writing about it. I'm angry, tired, and done for now with this article. Sorry for the shortness, just mostly mad.

Yes, this could have been a talking post but we're done talking we're writers now.


And now, let's end with the traditional prayer to Margaret that ends all articles in this paper:

"Ringa pakia!''
''Uma tiraha!''
''Turi whatia!''
''Hope whai ake!''
''Waewae takahia kia kino!''
''Ka mate, ka mate''
''Ka ora, ka ora''
''Ka mate, ka mate''
''Ka ora, ka ora''
''Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru''
''Nāna nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā''
''Ā upane, ka upane''
''Whiti te rā, hī!''

"Now repeat after me!"

"Forini! Forini!"
"Finidi! Finidi!"
"George! George!"
"Oh Brother! Oh brother!"

*They strip and run around for 18 minutes*

"We pray the Margaret of SnubNose 38 and Random Number God that you may deliver us victory over all infidels that we face in international play"

"Sacrifice the Rubber Chicken!"

*Swoosh of an axe and the chicken is dead*

"Margaret we pray that you take this sacrifice of a rubber chicken in good faith and that by your deliverance Milchama does well in all international competitions"

"Come on You Warriors!"

"Let's Go Milchama!"
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Note: The demonym is Milchamian. There are two of the letter "I(i)" and not one.

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Postby Chromatika » Tue Sep 09, 2025 8:09 pm

So far, not so bad for the new-look Outliers. A 5-7 record through twelve games isn't the worst for a team coming off of a long hiatus - even if they dropped two to fellow unranked Valentine Z in the recent series. Pitching has been a bit of a problem, but not as much as scoring runs. Forty-seven runs scored in twelve is not even four runs a game, and when the pitchers haven't seen batters the caliber of the World Baseball Classic in a long, long time, that isn't enough.

Manager Alisen Mayamoto has called for patience from the Chromatik public. "It's going to take some time for our team to get back to even anywhere close to peak form," she stated after the Valentine Z series, "We've only made it a third of the way through and been using the time to get dialed in. Our goal is to qualify for the Round of 24 and make things very interesting for the nations out there while reminding everyone that Chromatik baseball is back, and we think we've done that so far."

As for the pitching, Mayamoto stated that there will be further growing pains.

"It's hard to hear this, but our pitching just isn't up to standard right now, and that will take a bit longer to dial in. To be fair, though, we're having fun, we're figuring things out, and we're so happy to be just back to international ball."

Miles Sturdevantt has shown he can hit. The entire team has shown they can field. It's the consistent batting and the long balls given up that are proving to be the problem.

TJUN-ia next won't help matters, but the Outliers continue to hang on.

It's fun to be back playing in results that matter, isn't it? The three Unranked series will decide it all.
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Operation Nautiluses

Postby Kronbia » Tue Sep 09, 2025 11:18 pm

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The films participating in the Kronbia International Film Festival will be screened in the coming days, The jury will vote to choose the best film at the end of the festival.

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Operation Nautiluses

The film begins in the fifties, when the Navy receives a new submarine, the first of its kind, as the Navy has never owned any submarines before. During the submarine's inauguration ceremony, in front of the Navy's leaders and the President of the Republic, the submarine begins diving into the sea with its newly trained crew. An explosion occurs on the surface of the water, and debris and an oil slick appear on the surface. Alarms sound at the naval base, and rescue boats carrying divers come out to search for survivors of the submarine, which everyone thinks has sunk. Underwater, we find that the submarine was not injured and is moving away from the naval base. We then understand that this is a camouflage operation to cover a secret mission that the submarine will carry out, which is to infiltrate the bases of an enemy country and photograph all the naval vessels present in their naval bases, as this country does not have any systems to detect or combat submarines. The mission targets three naval bases. Indeed, the submarine succeeds in infiltrating two bases and carrying out its mission, and before reaching the third base, the submarine collides with a large rock. Underwater, which exposes it to sinking. After attempts, some sailors sacrifice themselves and close parts of the submarine manually and lock themselves so that the submarine does not sink. After that, the submarine heads towards its base again. After a difficult journey, the submarine arrives and the crew struggles to rise to the surface, with the submarine being damaged. In the end, the submarine is able to rise and pictures and an intelligence report are presented to the leadership of the naval forces about the enemy naval bases.


Directed by: Olimpia Arsenio
Written by: Samuel Filiberto
Starring: Daniel Ricardo, Dimas Lucas
Production companie(s): Artistas Unidos and Peliculas del sol, Kronbia
Release dates: 2027
Language: Spanish



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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Sep 10, 2025 1:45 pm

Part 1 – The Fog of War. (Although, Sir, this is a WBC. You are likely scaring the kids.)

Qr'aft Ariuk Z Safwa'tik el-Ut'kayaxe: Our first two events in international baseball had been, quite impressive, to say the least. Of course, some might think that this was a not very Valentian thinking. Two things about that, I will say. First and foremost was that it was not exactly the pessimistic look that I was going for. Rather, looking at the other events such as association football, basketball, and a lot of motorsports events (WGPC comes to my mind as I recall), it is absolutely normal for the first-timer teams – such as us here in WBC – to fumble and get steamrolled. Call it a practical thinking, really. Secondly, I am not exactly a Valentian. That does not matter here rather than just a matter-of-fact distinction, but perhaps while I rest my hands, you would like to hear about myself? I, like Denisa in the team, along with many others in this country, were born neither on this Earth nor on Mars. My homeland resided in another world. Perhaps, if you have the time now, would you like to sit down with this old being? Indeed, I am 444 years old, at least based off the Valentian Earth’s time conventions. I have… quite a multitude to share.

For scientific purposes, my world has been designated by the Valentians as “Planet 13-097-301”, the numbers of which I have not comprehended fully just yet. They have a coordinate system, just like with the universe that I have come from. It’s best to not look at that too deeply. Anyway, my world, my home. It’s a nice place. I won’t bore you too much with the entire history of us, for I think that is up to you all to read up on the materials that the curators of the Veritable Records have managed so far. From me, I will provide what has happened to me, and how I ended up here. It started around the Great War, because of course it did. There I was: Relatively young, wondering how I got into this pissant war, and how I could have probably dodged that; it was not something I wanted to die for, and I certainly wanted to see much more of the world and the times ahead of me. The sound of the superiors yelling, at the moment, snapped me back into that reality. Me and the fellow soldiers beside me were told to do one simple thing: March to a hill that was 2 kilometres away and get about reclaiming it. Was a relatively easy mission. Well, at first.

I took my rifle and my heavy backpack, the latter of which had supplies that would last me for perhaps a few days. There wasn’t much in the way of being able to store and keep the rations for long, so all we could hope for was a miracle or two from the cities and places that we have fought in. Supply lines also got disrupted on a regular basis. After falling in a quick count of strength, we marched towards the hill, our commanders and vehicles also guiding us through. The air was relatively tense, us being ordered not to sing out any marching songs. Despite the fact that the engines of our vehicles would have gave it away, I rather not question such a thing; the military doesn’t really appreciate “Why?” questions. The weather was getting cooler, but the bigger concern was the fog that was rolling onto the hills and the surrounding areas. It was extremely thick that I could see at most 4 rows of soldiers in front.

“Move it!” they barked, and so we did. Almost blind due to the fog, we slowly and steadily climbed up the hill, each step of mine sinking my legs into the soft ground. It was damp and cold, the air then thick that you could probably drink the moisture if you are running out of water. I took a couple more of the heavy steps, for that moment my world and my task reliant on putting one foot after the other. Just as we nearly reach the blunt peak of that hill, it would appear that the others were already on that hill, ones that we were obviously not supposed to share. “We must liberate that hill!” one of the men in front of us shouted. The fight broke out. The other side, the Almaninpana, they shot first, wounding the first comrade that was frontmost in our group. They even managed to wheel in a cannon but that was not used given the impractical nature of it. So it was just us, fighting. Shooting… Shooting more.

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Postby TJUN-ia » Wed Sep 10, 2025 3:07 pm

After starting 1-5, the Battin' Jaguars of TJUN-ia came back strong with a sweep in Nova Calania, putting us back on track. Now, we are in the Top 24 and feeling a lot better about ourselves, a feeling you could sense all across our corner of Esportiva, but this job was far from over and everyone knew it. Vojtěch Heyrovský was certainly happy with this turnaround, even if he was surprised at the speed, but we still had a long way to go and we had to just carry on. We were heading back home next, so what would the beginning of our 1st Homestand of the campaign have in store?

Riandera 4-5 TJUN-ia
Riandera were at Rounders Field in Portside in their debut WBC, and Khamis Ali Makame would make their first start on home soil against Yuri Navarro. Things wouldn't go so well, however, as Fikri Mahathir brought home a 3-run bomb in the 2nd to stun the home crowd. Martina Andrade de Souza got one back in the 3rd, but for a while, it would remain at 3-1...and you could sense the frustration in the air. When it became 4-1 up in the 6th, many felt this one was running away from us...but then, poor Navarro collapsed. Fernando Rodrigo Viera in the 7th to bring it within 1, Luke Jaxon in the 8th to take the lead - both two run shots and both pivotal in winning us this game 5-4.

Riandera 1-2 TJUN-ia
Game 2, Missy Jembembe vs Kia Cohen and after the chaotic ending to Game 1, this one was certainly closer...albeit pretty comfortable. Julian Mertz struck gold in the 5th and Jembembe brought home Jaxon in the 6th to make it 2-0 and while Melati Santoso threatened a late comeback, Trinity Shelby-Dowora helped shut that down to win this game 2-1, securing our 2nd-straight series.

Riandera 0-3 TJUN-ia
As for Game 3? Yolande Sirapui vs Carmen Rodrigues was decided in the first two runs as Seo Ji-kyo and Holly Davids scored all the runs before the half-hour mark had even been reached. Yes, nothing pretty much happened the rest of the way as this 3-0 secured our second sweep in a row. From 1-5 to 7-5 in the space of two series. How about that.

We climbed from 34th to 14th in double-quick time, but now we have to keep this up and keep winning those games. Even 2-1s would be good, all things considered, so we all know what we have to do to try and sneak into the Top 8. Chromatika, an unranked team in name only, the Outlier amongst those with the 'UR' next to their name, are coming to town for the final series in Portside this Classic.
This will not be easy.
BRING IT ON!
GO BATTIN' JAGS
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SCHEDULE
S1: vs South Newlandia (1) - Rounders Field, Portside L 0-3 (35th)
S2: @Kamijiro (11) L 1-2 (34th)
S3: @United States of Nova Calania (18) - Tiger-Dolphin Stadium, Burnham-on-Stove W 3-0 (22nd)
S4: vs Riandera (UR) - Rounders Field, Portside W 3-0 (14th)
S5: vs Chromatika (UR) - Rounders Field, Portside
S6: @Zwangzug (6) - Worm Hole, Spenson
S7: @Kwrpania (UR)
S8: vs Loyo (22) - The Diamond in The Gardens, New Washington
S9: @Visayas Islands (35)
S10: vs Natkr (30) - The Diamond in The Gardens, New Washington
S11: vs Tikariot (10) - The Diamond in The Gardens, New Washington
S12: @Valentine Z (UR) - Genesis Stadium, Shinjuku
1st: ECC4/5, NSSCRA13, RLWC22, IBS20, EBT3, EIHT2, ET20V
2nd: NSCF24/26, ARWC4, WC:TOTS, IBC34, IBS17, RUWC33/35, ECC6, EKT, WCoH52 T20WC18
3rd: ARWC3, IBC32/41, ECC3/7, ARWC6, ET20IV, ECT, RUWC37, WCoH56
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T2: #96 Alice Jepkosgei/#70 Gongming Gao [NCR]/#79 Axel Chase

WGPO: #11 Lane Carter/ #9 Batu Tüvshinbayar (WGP2 S5 Champion)
NSTT: 4 S-Titles (3 RU)/2 D-Titles (6 RU)

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TJUN-ia (Ta-Jun-ee-a) - The testing grounds of TJUN members, but operates as an independent nation. (U3)

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Postby The Kytler Peninsulae » Wed Sep 10, 2025 3:16 pm

The old saying is that two out of three ain't bad, but when it comes to a home series with a debutant nation who would rather be playing the other bat-and-ball sport, you can argue it kinda is?

"Anything can happen in these games," admitted star slugger Benjamin Ígorsson after Paradystopia denied the Phoenix a sweep with a come-from-behind victory in the final game of the series at the Donaldson Diamond, only their third win of the campaign after a 2-9 start. "Everyone wins against everyone else at some point in this sport and we have to prove we can just get enough of our share to keep going in this competition."

Right now, that share is exactly 50%; the Kytlerian side are 6-6, placed 16th in the league phase table by way of being the only 6-6 side with a positive run differential (and by implication an above-.500 Pythagorean win ratio, the unusual choice for tiebreaker in this unusual preliminary stage). That certainly needs to tip into positive territory in the next series, in Alaer against Oriental of Rio de La Plata. "We have to be winning against the no-names, and really we'd absolutely love a sweep," Ígorsson said. "That's what we'll be gunning for because we know how much that'll help us potentially have a sniff at top eight and going straight to the last 16." (Teams ranked between ninth and 24th will compete in a best-of-three Repechage Series for the right to join the top eight in the Octofinal Series.)

One thing the team is definitely happy about is the long-form nature of this league phase structure, whereby every team plays 36 games in the form of three-game series against 12 separate opponents. "For a start it gives us a lot of games at home and more opportunities for our home crowd to see us and get hyped for us ahead of the playoffs, which is just great for the sport as a whole in this country," noted Ígorsson, one of several players on the Phoenix roster to have left the domestic KBL for the bright lights and big venues of LPB. "Being able to establish this part of Rushmore as a true multi-sport haven to go with anywhere else in the multiverse is a big deal for this country, especially after the Isolation and all the lost years we had. Hosting big tournaments like the World Baseball Classic, like the World Cup... it's great for our country and the sports we welcome, they get the extra attention and baseball in this country still needs that."

Tough challenges lie ahead before the Phoenix can even make an appearance at their own tournament, though. They still have series in Drawkland and Eshialand to come, as well as a home series against reigning champions Banija to finish the league phase. That makes it all the more important to deal with the deadwood sides to come - especially a group of no-names in their new national ballpark.
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Postby South Newlandia » Wed Sep 10, 2025 3:28 pm

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For bonus purposes - image inspired by this image, and the Elephant is a slightly re-mixed version of a previously graded doodle

The fourth series of the World Baseball Classic League Stage promised rivalry matchups for the top pots. The headlines went to tournament frontrunners Banija taking on Milchama, with whom they share their baseball league, but the Elephants making a trip to the Worm Hole in Spenson (the Zwangzugian roster didn’t include a home stadium, but if it wasn’t intended to be played there, it should have been played there) is at least as fun. The Worm Hole remains the site of the greatest triumph in South Newlandian history, when they captured their first baseball title there, now well over a decade ago. They also had plenty of other great series here, and the home of the worms tended to be kind to South Newlandia (including another championship).

Anyhow, it was a tough test. Zwangzug would be the most successful national team the Elephants would have to take on through their League Stage, and without the Designated Hitter in play, the South Newlandians would have to rely on the fairly pitiful batting of their starting pitchers. Fortunately, the rest of the lineup picked up the slack. In game one, Dylan Borges fell behind quickly against Dominic O’Brien, but the Ellies rallied starting in the third with a Sofia Löfgren home run breaking the seal. O’Brien was chased in the fourth as the Ellies continued to get on, including Dylan Borges executing a sac bunt so well he ended up with a hit out of it, his first as a pro. Reliever Bourse couldn’t stop the bleeding either, with Kevin Barros mashing a home run of his own, as the Elephants quickly led 10-2 and cruised from there. The Zebras got some runs back in the ninth thanks to Arx-Gowen hitting one out, but since a ten to two lead cannot possibly be blown in the bottom of the ninth, the Ellies picked up the game 1 win.

Game two went off the rails quickly for Dolphins starter Lisa Salix, allowing three runs in the first thanks to a clutch two-out double by Joan Allen. She eventually also scored, giving the Ellies a 3-0 advantage, and even though the Zebras got one back in the bottom of the frame with a Quencal leadoff home run, Brandon Jackson settled in from there, allowing only one run in six innings. When he left, the Elephant lead had ballooned to 7-1, but the Zebras were much more successful against the bullpen. Entering the bottom of the ninth, John Trunkman came in with a save situation, and the Zebras brought Mueller home to narrow the gap to 2. With the tying run at the plate, Trunkman came through and struck out pinch-hitter Toney-Lynn to give the Ellies another win.

Shivay Sahu, the rookie starter for the Elephants, had himself a great game despite two strikeouts at the plate in game three. The youngster managed to go 6 innings, allowing just 1 run, and was largely lifted because the Elephants wanted to pinch-hit for him. He only allowed four Zebra hits, including an RBI double by Clarence Baumgartner, and this time, there would be no bullpen issues. The Pachyderms added two insurance runs in the ninth when Teresa Mills hit a home run to put the game out of reach for good to give the Ellies a series sweep largely on the back of their lineup staying hot after their 24-run outburst the previous series.

They didn’t quite get that many here, finishing with 23 across the entire series, but it didn’t improve them to 10-2 against a feisty Zebra squad that managed to give the Elephants some trouble in a couple different moments, but could never quite get things to break their way. The Ellies now head back to Esportiva for a trip at Hapilopper, who’ll certainly have some surprises in store.



Llamaphant Pro Baseball Season 9 - Previews (4/10)

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Newport Dolphins Preview
Starting Pitchers
SP Erin Snair-Gannof (Zwangzug)
SP Liza Salix (Zwangzug)
SP Althea Bronca-Steat (Zwangzug)
SP Lily Kirkpatrick (Super-Llamaland/South Newlandia)
SP Ryan James-Harrison (South Newlandia)
6th SP Daniel Price (South Newlandia)
Bullpen
RP Ellen Poiger-Snast (Zwangzug)
RP Boom Tekblam (Milchama)
RP Kevin Taylor (South Newlandia)
RP Benadita Wright (South Newlandia)
RP Emilia Fuchs (South Newlandia)
RP Matt Decker (South Newlandia)

Starting Fielders
C Lucas Jena (South Newlandia)
1B Ronnie Metcalfe (Osterhalten)
2B Tali Mironer (Milchama)
SS Jake Persson (Super-Llamaland)
3B Tommy Gulnoi-Kedren (Zwangzug)
LF Keenan Cooley (Osterhalten)
CF Britt Ashton (Super-Llamaland)
RF Bradley Petre-Sherman (Zwangzug)
DH Batya Jones (Milchama)
Bench players
C Eva Mercier (South Newlandia)
3B Kelvin Hill (South Newlandia)
2B Maxine Eckstein (Super-Llamaland)
CF Alice Hansen (South Newlandia)
UTIL Francis X. Buntazzo (Super-Llamaland)


The Newport Dolphins are the most successful franchise in the South Newlandian League in the history of Llamaphant Pro Baseball. They started out by winning what is, to date, the only LPB championship an SNL team has ever won, and continued with five more playoff appearances including another SNL championship, the best ever SNL win% in a season, and made it four total SNLCS appearances, more than any other team.
And yet, their last SNL championship is now a decade old, and they didn’t make the playoffs in either of the last two seasons, finishing barely below .500 both times. It’s tough for a team that invested so much in their deep runs to spend much more on these new teams, and they can’t really go into a deep tank and rebuild either – they have too many star Zwangzugians on the roster for that.

So, where do we go from here? The Dolphins will have to deal with some retirements in the bullpen, with both Zebra Jolene McIntyre and Milchamian Tenli Food calling it a career. Veteran Llamanean outfielder Fiona Niemi also decided to end her career that spanned three different SNL franchises. Other than that, and stop me if you heard this before, the Dolphins largely stayed put and used their youngsters to improve their roster internally.
They called up four of their AAA prospects to help their big league squad, taking most of their good players from the AAA Lexen City Rebels to make one more push. The most exciting of these is starter Ryan James-Harrison, the right-hander they selected in the first round in the draft a season ago. The flamethrower out of local NCfIR exceeded expectations in AAA least season, and is on track to become a star pitcher if he can keep it up. If he stays healthy, he has what it takes to be a starter long-term, despite narratives that he would end up in the bullpen sooner or later.
Right behind James-Harrison is Britt Ashton, their Llamanean second-rounder from the same class. The center fielder had always been an excellent defender, but made big strides at the plate in the last AAA season, getting on base a lot more consistently than he used to, and flashing upside to be a true franchise cornerstone for the future. Don’t sleep on the other callups, either. 1B Ronnie Metcalfe from Osterhalten honed his skills in the AAA squads of the Rhinos and Dolphins, and is a pretty solid contact hitter, and right-hander Kevin Taylor has far outplayed his very late draft slot and earned a spot in the bullpen.

All that pales in comparison to the biggest addition the team made, signing young Zwangzugian Zebra Liza Salix to a deal that’ll improve their stacked rotation even further. The Zebra played a vital role for Zwangzug in the previous campaign, and will join teammate Snair-Gannof at the top of the Dolphin rotation.

Speaking of that rotation, former Evan Masorka award winner Erin Snair-Gannof is the anchor of everything, with the lefty still the ace, although Salix is not far off. They also still have veteran Zebra Althea Bronca-Steat, who’s heading into a third season in Newport and shows no signs of slowing down yet. Lily Kirkpatrick is the other lefty in the rotation. She holds both Super-Llamanean and South Newlandian citizenship, and is quite a different pitcher compared to rookie James-Harrison. Kirkpatrick instead excels with the movement on her off-speed, with her fastball sitting in fairly pedestrian territory. Three Zebras with strong youngsters behind is a great rotation, even by the standards of the LPB. It’s a group no one would want to face in the postseason.

The bullpen is led by closer Ellen Poiger-Snast, yet another Zwangzugian, and yet another award-winner. Poiger-Snast is the reigning Reliever of the Season. Boom Tekblam is also still here, but the Milchamian reliever has lost a step since they were in their prime. Behind that, pickings are pretty slim. They either gotta hope Taylor is going to make another leap, or that someone of their veteran and/or journeymen relievers takes a big jump.

The biggest thing their lineup lacks is star-power, or at least star power from players that aren’t yet old. They do have a pair of Milchamian Warriors in Tali Mironer and CF Batya Jones, but they’re both players that had speed as a major asset. As they’re aging, that asset has continued to get smaller. They’re still good players, but not what they were in their prime, with Jones also losing her spot in the outfield, to be mostly used as a DH this season. The Zebra friends are also old, with the best days of Tommy Gulnoi-Kedren and Bradley Petre-Sherman both behind them. Gulnoi-Kedren is still a good slugger, but not the defensive standout he once was. And beside that, there’s no real stars here. Cooley and Metcalfe are both solid, but not really on the level of the WBC superstars that litter many of the other rosters. Ashton is a fun rookie, but the team also has Lucas Jena and Jake Persson in line to get a lot of playing time, and neither can really hit. The bench doesn’t offer much, either.

Their AAA squad, the Lexen City Rebels, also ranks near the bottom of the SNL after the recent callups. Their top prospect is right-handed flamethrower Michael Ellison-Montes from the draft that just took place, but he’s their only top 25 prospect – and he’s still a teenager. They have some more pitchers in the top 50, namely Pablo Hernandez, who logged a ton of innings with EVU, and southpaw Levi Donovan, a Super-Llamanean with command, but not a lot of velo on the fastball.

Zwangzugian Ernest Telyatin has been one of the best managers in the SNL for a while now, but this front office isn’t really doing him any favours. The Dolphins refuse to really, properly rebuild, and that leaves glaring weaknesses, especially in the bullpen and in the lineup. It’s tough to predict anything unlike the last two seasons – the Dolphins seem in line to be right around .500 again, probably outside the playoff picture as multiple SNLC teams have positioned themselves very well to compete. It's tough to know what needs to change for the Dolphins to escape this purgatory they’ve found themselves in.
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