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Zwangzug
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Postby Zwangzug » Wed Jun 11, 2025 4:08 pm

In the end, after all the nerves, the team had won both of their last two games in blowouts to qualify comfortably, just one point behind the defending champions. So the mood was pleasant as the journalists circled back through the usual cliches, and Varadarajan went back to his usual nonsense about contrived baseball-influenced numerology.

At last, Frank found the Regency journalist he'd spoken with. "Hey," he said. "Come back here. We got your answer."

"My answer?"

"Oh, no, you don't get to duck out of tricky questions now, comrade. You were asking about whether it's better to be kind or truthful, if you can't be both and can't get out of the question."

"And?"

"And we've conducted some research." He gestured at his teammates. "Given the choice between being consistently kind and trying to build relationships with people, or being consistently truthful even when it comes across as rude or unpleasant, which is better?"

"Um," said Camille. "Well. It seems as if...for most of the qualifiers...Tandre has been overly kind. And Tinn has been overly truthful." The others nodded, concurring.

"And?" Frank prodded.

"And they're both annoying," Gretchen said. "Unless you're the Spenson Star, in which case they're both giving you plenty of fodder, so that's great."

"That's not an answer!" said the Regency reporter.

"Hold it," said Frank. "You said, most of the qualifiers. Has anybody noticed anything more recently?"

He glanced around, and luckily, Pammal spoke up. "It was funny," he said. "I'd never really formed an impression of Tinn before. But these last few months, playing with him, I'd have to agree. The things he said were, in general, not very kind. But..."

"But?" echoed the journalist.

"But a couple weeks ago, he volunteered to help me with practicing shots from open play. He didn't really say a whole lot, he just...pitched in. I think it might have helped both of us, it certainly helped me."

"And how would you describe that?" Frank asked.

"I was a little suspicious, at first. Knowing him. But...I mean...it sure seemed, genuinely, kind."

"If you say it was, then I believe you," said Nicholas. "I mean, you were there, right? You're the only one whose opinion matters."

"So what you're saying," Frank said, "is that even someone who has a reputation for being unkind, can, on occasion, do kind things? And those can be recognized, as such, by the people they impact?"

"Exactly," said Pammal.

"Cool," said Frank. "Anything else?"

"Yeah," said Blanche, and Frank exhaled. She was probably not the best target for an experiment; it would have been a lot harder to get her at the press conference if Zwangzug had lost those two games four-nil. "Um, it was strange. After the game with Flavovespia, Tandre told me that he thought I played well. Even though the outcome didn't reflect that."

"You did play well," said the journalist. "Under the circumstances. You were far from the worst player on the Zwangzug side, that day."

Blanche couldn't help but smile. "You think so?"

"Yeah," said the journalist.

"So it sounds like," Frank went on, "what Tandre said was true."

"It was true!" Jess blurted. The Ephesian players stayed out of it, which was probably for the best.

"But Blanche is the one who heard it," Frank said. "What did you think?"

Blanche toed the ground awkwardly. "Tandre had been such a...buttkisser, all qualifiers. Telling everybody what they wanted to hear. Never criticizing anyone. All just 'well you tried your best, that's nice!' I couldn't believe any praise, when it came from him."

"So what you're saying," Frank said, "is that if someone has a reputation for being kind to the point that it becomes untruthful, then even if they choose to tell the truth, nobody can believe them? They've lost the ability to be recognized as truthful?"

Blanche thought about it for a moment, then nodded.

"There," said Frank, facing the reporter with a fierce grin. "That's your answer."

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Postby Sel Appa » Wed Jun 11, 2025 8:32 pm

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Football Federation of Sel Appa Headquarters
Press Room


A lectern was staged at the front of the room with a placard of the FFSA logo attached to the front. A lone microphone snaked up from the lectern, which faced an assemblage of steel framed cushion chairs that one would expect there. Staff were milling about preparing for the press conference by Federation president Gérard Duceppe. Journalists and other media had already filled the room and were buzzing with each other about rumors, expectations, and predictions. This was the standard post qualifiers briefing where the teams run is assessed, and the media can learn about the next phase.

Officials began to file into the room and noticeably absent was Marek Löwy, the deeply unpopular coach of the Turtles. Whispers began to make their way around the room as those quick on the thumb blasted social media posts noting the missing manager. Before long, Duceppe strode in and up to the lectern and everyone began to quiet down. Löwy was still missing, but the assistant coaches were there. It was a near certainty he had been fired.

The Frenchman cleared his throat and began in accented English, "Ok, what do you have for me?"

Almost every hand raised, but he picked the Turtle Times correspondent first: "I think we all noticed Marek isnt here. What is his status?"

"Certainly, Coach Löwy showed courage by facing all the criticism from the start and bringing the team back to qualifiers for the Cup. Obviously, we were all disappointed by the results of these two series. Many wanted him out in the last Cup, but I think he deserved a second chance after our strong end to the season: 2-2, I think. I discussed it with the players and the rest of the team, and we will change course before the next competition."

SportsCast commentator Eric Dupuis asked "What was the reasoning behind this decision?"

"Well, clearly, we didn't measure up. These are our two worst qualifications. We weren't invited to the Cup of Harmony last time, and I don't think that's likely this time. Something has to change."

“Is there anything in particular that you didn’t like?” asked LE BUT writer Andrieu Gabon

"We didn't like the defense, that's for sure. It's good to play defense when you have a strong team, but you have to take risks and push the attack. He comes from Anila City, a top team, where you can play like that. We saw more aggression at the end of the last qualifying matches, but he didn't find that aggression again and just weakened the defense a little. I think one of the players said, "You have to score to win. You can't win with zero." And we drew two games to nil. Eight other games without a goal. That's unacceptable to me, yes."

"What are the players thoughts on this? A lot of them are young and inexperienced, which was a criticism" another voice called out.

"They wanted to attack more and he kept putting them in defense to block the opponent, but we were outclassed and it's not working. How do you expect to score? They were very disappointed this time, much more so than last time. And having to protect him from the crowd is demoralizing. These guys wanted better."

Alain Anders of Footbal Review inquired: "What direction are you going to go now? Do you have any candidates?"

"Yes, we're starting to look for a replacement. I'm definitely looking for someone with a more offensive mindset. We'll conduct several interviews to make the right choice."

"And there is speculation of who might be pulled in. A former player? Patette? Miquelinho? Ghotiolo? Or would you go with a coach somewhere else?"

"As I said, we are looking for a more attacking mindset, but I will consider a number of options."

"What about in the interim?"

"For now, I'll be acting as interim coach. I hope to have someone in that position before the next competition, but we'll see."

"Any changes to the team itself? Do you think more experienced players are needed?"

"No, we're not going to make any changes to the roster yet. I'm quite happy with how they've progressed. We'll see if that's the case between now and the next Cup, a big one."

The presser continued to devolve into more boring and mundane questions before Duceppe ended it and walked out. The search was on for Löwy to get his take on the situation...
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Postby HOT-DAMN » Thu Jun 12, 2025 8:43 am

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WHERE IT WENT WRONG, AND WHERE IT WENT RIGHT
By Chris Macki, Editor, Dominion Sports News


Picture this for a second: The final whistle blows, and the home team, the winning team, celebrates wildly as their World Cup qualification efforts come to an end. Fans rush from the stands onto the field to celebrate their favorite players and their favorite team qualifying for the biggest tournament in the multiverse once again. The leading players and the head coach are hoisted onto the shoulders of adoring fans. All is right with the world, and celebrations go on long into the night.

If you had been watching the World Cup 99 qualifying, you know I was talking about the Beer Leaguers from HOT-DAMN, and not Mainline Hapilopper. You saw the scenes of Ernie Stevenson on the shoulders of his brother, Drake, and of a fan known simply as “Buck.” Cale Mallett, the leading goalscorer for HOT-DAMN, on other people’s shoulders. Ernie and Cale shaking hands, signaling that whatever issue they had during the qualifications was well and truly past. There had been rumors of a Race to the Top, and it looks as if HOT-DAMN is well and truly in the lead. Their 6-3 dominant win over Qasden certainly indicated such.

On the other hand, those watching Mainline Hapilopper’s last home match, a pitiful 4-3 loss to StrayaRoos, could see the contrast. The massive SuperStadium on the HapEx grounds was mostly empty. Stadium officials announced the attendance for the match was “65,326”, which had to have been an exaggeration that pro wrestling promoters would have proudly proclaimed for all the world to see. DSN estimated the attendance at more like 30,000, in a 120,000 seat stadium. The energy from the Hapilopper Football Association’s program has fizzled out. This is no longer the team of Nathan Ellis. This is no longer the take-no-shit squad that bullied its opponents and forced its way to victory. This is a team that does not deserve the name of Nathan Ellis, nor does it deserve the “Ellis Football” name.

There are rumblings that some of the Mainline Hapiloppian players made calls to Ernie Stevenson’s office in Anaia asking how feasible it would be to “defect” to HOT-DAMN. Bets have been made questioning who would be the first player to officially make the switch. And if that does happen, Tim Radomia and Rod Cutt have even odds.

You might recall the Hapilopper-Germanic Cat match in the SuperStadium where Cutt received a straight red for suplexing a player from the Germanic Cat squad. Thom Perkins, the head coach for Mainline Hapilopper, was seen screaming at Cutt after the incident. Cutt responded with a middle finger. After the match, he was quoted as saying “we’d be doing a lot better if Ernie was here and not in Anaia.”

And after the final match of the campaign, where Hapilopper narrowly beat the North Polish Union, the typically level-headed and mellow Radomia exploded at Perkins and Probst. Radomia declared loudly, in full view of everyone, that he was done playing for the Hapiloppian squad. Notably, Radomia pointed to a television showing the celebrations in HOT-DAMN.

“You see that? That’s where we should be!” Radomia was quoted as saying. “You motherfuckers ran Ernie out of here and look what he did! His first year there, he put a team together and they made it! But you motherfuckers were too god damn prideful that your way was right and look where the fuck we are! I’m done here! I’m fucking done here!”

When asked this week if he would consider defecting, Radomia simply called it an “interesting idea.”

“If weed is legal there, hell yeah,” Radomia added. “I ain’t a drinker. I smoke.”

For the record, marijuana is as legal in HOT-DAMN as it is in Hapilopper – which is to say, quite legal.

Thom Perkins declined requests for interviews after the World Cup qualifications. As did Dom Probst, who simply said “an announcement will be forthcoming on the future of the program.”

A source close to the HFA has said that all options are on the table concerning the future of Hapiloppian football. Probst is rumored to be trying to woo Stevenson back to Mainline Hapilopper as an effort to let him mold the team in his image. It is also rumored that Perkins is on his way out, Probst having lost confidence in his lifelong friend after so many years at the helm. There are also rumors that Probst is considering disbanding the program altogether.

When asked about the matter, Stevenson confirmed he was called.

“True story, I actually blocked Dom’s number because he kept blowing my phone up,” Stevenson said. “It feels like an ex trying to reconnect with a past flame, if that makes sense, but I’ve moved on to bigger and better things. These past few months I’ve spent here have been some of the most fun I’ve ever had. There’s a different atmosphere I’ve felt in HOT-DAMN compared to the big city. We’ve got a nice little niche in Anaia and I think we’re pretty pleased with it.”

Stevenson reiterated he had no intentions of leaving the HOT-DAMN squad, or HOT-DAMN in general.

“I’ve got a nice seaside home, my kids love it, my wife loves it, I think at the end of the day I might retire here,” Stevenson said. “True story, I’m trying to convince Drake and Taylor to move out here too. Once they’re done with racing, I figure they might want to come out here. Like, there’s a little short track scene out here too, Drake would love that.”

But for now, Stevenson’s focus is on the World Cup 99 finals, to be held in the Arrosian nations of Banija, the Squornshelan Remnant States and Siovanija and Teusland. The HOT-DAMN squad, now ranked 34th in the world, is a pot 3 (of 4) team, ranked ahead of nations such as Audioslavia, Recuecn, Baggieland, Zwangzug, Drawkland, Cardenao and Nova Calania.

Stevenson and team principal James Eaton, owner of the Laughing Pup bar in New Hap City, will make the trek for the group draw.

Eaton, in particular, was giddy over the ranking of the beer leaguers.

“I mean, you know how we started? We were a beer league team!” Eaton said. “We were a team of guys that played other bars on a Sunday and when we were done, we’d go to their bar or ours and drink until we got sloppy. We’d watch the race on TV and get drunk. We screwed up on a flight and we ended up in Anaia for some reason. And now we’re ranked ahead of Audioslavia? THE Audioslavia? Ahead of Zwangzug and Drawkland? Ahead of Cardenao? No way!”

Both Stevenson and Eaton say they have no expectations for the coming World Cup proper, but a trip to the knockout rounds, they say, would be nice.

“We made it there last year, let’s do it again,” Eaton said.

“This is a team that can go far,” Stevenson said. “I’ve got faith in them. We’re going to go places.”
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Postby Gnejs » Thu Jun 12, 2025 10:01 am

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!

Come gather around you children of spring and let us shed tears together as the tragic tale of how The Prosaic Union of Gnejs ceased to be continues to unfold.

That one star was now twinkling so intensely on the night sky that it hurt your eyes as Detective Constable Adeimantus Nilsson and his colleagues were utterly overwhelmed by trying to investigate a string of strange deaths occurring all over the capital city of Port Kejm and just as soon as they arrived at one location there came reports about yet another. Alkaid, shamanists of the neo-messianic persuasion swear was the Death Star of those days. A star in the constellation of Ursa Major, it has always served as an anchor point by which other stars have been classified, and since its name supposedly translates from ancient tongues to mean «she who leads the daughters of the beir» it would indeed make some sort of poetic sense if she was the one acting as The Prosaic Union’s own ominous morning star. Surprisingly, the ground did not tremble noticeably on that day. I’m sure many felt a sense of relief at this fact and perhaps took it as a sign of these troubling days finally coming to an end. You could say it was the beginning of an end, but sadly not in the way people imagined. But I digress.

It was the fourth one - a young man - that Adeimantus and his junior partner Erling Flåm had been tasked with processing and it was only early afternoon. The man had been found dead by the waterfront in Stockviken and just like the others there seemed to be no clear cause of death. Adeimantus sighed at the look of the site and left it to Constable Flåm to liaise with technical investigators while he wandered a bit from the scene to speak with the witnesses. It was two men, and according to Adeimantus’ notes they were Karl-Johan Vaasa (63) and his good friend Knut Svensson (65), and there was possibly a dog called Knut as well. Adeimantus walked up to the three of them and introduced himself, and Karl-Johan swiftly began speaking: «We were just walking along minding our own business when Knut started barking,» he said and pointed to his companions. «Yes,» Knut said, «I have a habit of barking whenever I get the sense that something’s off,» he continued. Karl-Johan nodded eagerly and started pointing towards the beach area and the body’s location. «So we walked over there and don’t you know it, some poor fellow was just lying there,» he said as Knut curiously inspected Adeimantus’ left leg. «I’d say Knut was the first one to understand he was a goner,» Karl-Johan said, and Knut quickly added, «I’ve got a bit of a nose for it, I do, and after I sniffed him there was no doubt about it.» Adeimantus proceeded to jot down their statement, and also made a small note about Knut’s theory that the death might have something to do with the internet and its infernal instantaneity. The trio then excused themselves and asked permission to leave, because they were really on their way to the airport to embark on a fortnight's vacation on the isle of Taxhavn to catch the start of the Steuerlig. Adeimantus let them go, but asked them to stay available via phone for further questioning.

The dead man lying back there could not have been more than 25 and it troubled the seasoned detective. Their three previous deaths had all been elderly citizens. Tragic and worrying, of course, but at least that made it easier to cling to some vain hope that all of this was a freakish coincidence of «death by natural causes». This last one could of course be a freakish exception to these freakish coincidences, but that would require Adeimantus to ignore the other bodies preoccupying his colleagues all over town. Judging by talk on the radio they hit double digits just before Adeimantus and Erling arrived at the last scene, and who knew what that number would be when they checked in later. The Contagion Prevention Center (CPC) had been called in early on, of course, but Adeimantus hadn’t heard anything from them as of yet. He walked back to Erling and looked at the body of the young man. He had a sort of shocked expression on his face. It wasn’t fear or terror, but rather a look of bemused surprise.

On their way back uptown Adeimantus received a call from a Friend at the coroner's office and she told him that the CPC and a bunch of people in grey suits from The Ministry for The Interior had taken over operations and the regular staff had been relegated to administrative duties. However, she had already examined one of the bodies and said that when they opened up the old lady it turned out her lungs had hardened into solid stone. Then the call was abruptly disconnected and Adeimantus was left with nothing but a dial tone in his ear. He stared out of the window and thought about how he had been unable to cut the nail on his big toe that morning because it had seemingly solidified. Then he thought about how strange it was that the dead young man on the beach had a full set of grey hair when it was pitch black in the picture on his newly renewed driver's license. Then he thought about the greyish hue of his junior partner’s skin he had noticed earlier and he turned around just in time to see Erling collapse in the driver's seat and leave the car spinning out of control. «I’ve had a good life. My only real regret is that I only just now discovered The Idiot Project,» Adeimantus had time to think to himself before the car smashed into a brick wall.

There’s a truly dark irony about losing your life in a car crash while standing on the threshold of an annihilation event, but it mattered little; they say it only took about three days from when the bodies started falling to the complete petrification of the island known as Gnejs, and all those who called her their home.

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Postby Audioslavia » Fri Jun 13, 2025 8:27 am

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History Says: Too Close to Call
Group 'A' for 'Anyones' - "Four Super Middleweights" says Monterroso.


There's little to choose from between the four contestants of Group A. All of Drawkland, Siovanija and Teusland, Baker Park and Audioslavia are teams that have spent the majority of the 80s and 90s being... there. Y'know. Quite good. Decent on their day. You get drawn against them in Qualifying and you mark that game down as a dangerous one. You get asked to name an outside bet for the next World Cup and you might grasp for one of the names. You point at them in the Cup of Harmony and go 'oh, wow, I can't believe 'this team' is in the Cup of Harmony. Not world beaters. Not Banija, Flavovespia, teams like that, but good ones nonetheless. Solid B pluses. Neither of them have been a true heavyweight of World Football recently, despite a couple of regional tournament trophies here and there. "Super Middleweights of world football" says Bulls manager Salvador Monterroso. Three of them may make it through to the next round, but few would bet on any making the semis.

The Bulls, Bees, Kick Corps and Goldhorns are no strangers to each other. Since the Teus met the Bees back in BoF 67, there have been 18 meetings between all members of group A.

All-time Head to Head Records in WCC Competitions (W-D-L)
Team vsDRK vsS&T vsCBP vsAUD
Drawkland x 0-1-1 1-1-2 1-2-1 Total:2-4-4 PPG:1.00
Sio and Teusland 1-1-0 x 2-0-1 0-2-1 Total:3-3-2 PPG:1.50
Com. Baker Park 2-1-1 1-0-2 x 1-0-1 Total:4-1-4 PPG:1.44
Audioslavia 1-2-1 1-2-0 1-0-1 x Total:3-4-2 PPG:1.44


Cyc Stage Result
80 BFSF S&T 1-3 Baker Park
82 Qual Audioslavia 3-2 Drawkland
82 Qual Drawkland 4-3 Audioslavia
83 WC1R Audioslavia 0-3 Baker Park
84 WC1R Baker Park 4-3 Drawkland
84 WC1R Audioslavia 2-2 S&T
85 WC1R Baker Park 0-1 S&T
86 WC1R Baker Park 3-5 Audioslavia
91 Qual Audioslavia 2-2 Drawkland
91 Qual Drawkland 1-1 Audioslavia
91 WC1R Drawkland 4-3 Baker Park
93 P.O. Drawkland 3-3 Baker Park
93 P.O. Baker Park 4-3 Drawkland
97 Qual Audioslavia 5-2 S&T
97 Qual S&T 3-3 Audioslavia
97 WC1R Baker Park 1-3 S&T
98 Qual S&T 6-2 Drawkland
98 Qual Drawkland 3-3 S&T


Group A (All Time) P W D L  F  A  Pts
Audioslavia 9 3 4 2 24 22 13
Baker Park 9 4 1 4 24 23 13
S&T 8 3 3 2 21 21 12
Drawkland 10 2 4 4 27 32 10


It's mighty, mighty close.

Drawkland have only lost four of their ten games. Despite being on the bottom of this mini league, they've scored more goals than everyone else. "That's just Drawkland being offensive, as usual" you might say. We'll ignore the double entendre and say, simply, 'yes but'. Drawkland's attacking bias isn't necessarily evident in the table here, because look at Audioslavia's 'goals against' ratio. 22 conceded in 9 games is reckless abandon by Audioslavian standards.

Outwith the Kick Corps, every team here has a very, very mild positive record. CBP have scored a goal more than they've conceded, but are otherwise completely even. Siovanija and Teusland have won one more game than they've lost, but are otherwise neutral. Audioslavia can boast of having the best record of the lot, but 3-4-2 is the sort of record that gets coaches sacked halfway through qualifying, not the makings of bragging rights.

Matchday one of WC99 pits the supposed 'best' of Audioslavia (third seeds, world ranking: 35) against the supposed 'worst' of Drawkland (world ranking: 55). Both teams have spent the majority of their time in international football losing major finals, with a combined total of 20 second-place finishes between them (7 World Cups, 3 CoHs, 10 regionals).

You're likely aware of Audioslavia's tendency to create glass ceilings for itself to bash its head off. You might be less au fair with Drawkland's tendency to do the same. Especially if, say, you're not so into other sports like, oh, I don't know, let's say...

Baseball.




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Is the Base Corps Clutch?

Written: October 2024


On the 21st of October 2017, Drawkian journalists Jake Ryan and Jerry Schwartz pose the world a question. Is The Base Corps Clutch? To answer that question, we’ll need to understand it first. What is a base corps? It says here it’s a baseball team that represents Drawkland. Cool. Next questions: What does Clutch mean? What’s a Drawkland?

It turns out Drawkland is a nation in Sonnel. Cool. More on them later. Next: Clutch. Clutch is the opposite of what we talked about in Episode 6. Clutch is when you call Ms Oglivie over, tell her you’re going to jump through a hoop, and then you jump through the hoop.

Awesome. I have just one more question.

What’s baseball?

So you’re standing on a small hill holding a heavy white ball. You have to throw the ball into an imaginary box that’s eighteen and a half metres away. But there’s a guy. He’s got a big stick. He doesn’t want you to throw the ball in the imaginary box. If you throw it into the box three times without him hitting it, he has to go away. He’s out. If you throw the ball but miss the box four times he gets to go for a walk to somewhere called First Base, perpendicular to your left, and someone else with a stick will come and protect the box. Same rule applies, three box-throws, or ‘strikes’, and he has to go away. Four misses, or ‘balls’, and he gets to walk to first base. Oh, and if it’s a ball but he tries to hit it anyway, and he doesn’t, it’s a strike. It’s harder when there’s a guy on a base, because he might run to the next base, and then the next, and finally back home. If he does this, his team gets a point. Watch out for that. These guys can run whenever they want, but they’ll try especially hard just after someone’s hit the ball, because then the ball might go far away, and to get the bad guys out, you really need that thing.
Here’s how you can get the bad guys out. If they hit the ball and you catch it before it hits the ground, the guy who hits it is out. Also if you get the ball, you can tag them out when they’re not on a base. If you do that, the guy you tag is out. Also if they run to a base but you’re standing on it with the ball, that guy’s out. There’s also the first way of throwing the ball at the box, and also sometimes they get angry and try to fight you for throwing the ball at them. They’re out if they do that.
The field is a big quarter-circle. It can be however big or small you want it to be, within reason, but everyone understands that if someone hits the ball over the fence at the back, then they and everyone who’s standing on a base gets to walk around to score a point each.
Once you get three bad guys out, you change places. Now it’s your turn to protect the box. The team with the most points, after you’ve done this nine times each, wins.
Everyone knows how large the box is. It’s ‘oh you know about yay big, where your shoulders are, kinda, and somewhere between your knees and… yeah, ‘bout there, yay high’. Yet despite these incredibly detailed instructions, at the precise moments when it’s absolutely necessary for everyone to be on the same page, vis a vis the box, nobody can ever agree on how big it actually is. In my utterly unqualified opinion, the essence of baseball is this imaginary box. To be a good baseball team, you need guys who can throw the ball in and around the box in ways the other team can’t predict or can’t defend.

And Drawkland is a team that, for a couple of World Baseball Classics, completely disagreed with that assessment.

The very thing that made Drawkish soccer a force to be reckoned with immediately in World Cup competition - this is, after all, only the seventeenth team to have qualified for their debut cup, and only the seventh to have made their first three World Cups in a row - is the same thing that held them back in baseball. The Drawkian people, dapaticus altu, are tall. Toweringly so. Two metres and ten centimetres at the very least for a sportsman. They’re lean and sinewy with very high endurance and a high top speed, but the length of those limbs limits their acceleration. And it turns out, being very tall and having difficulty reaching top speed within twenty metres, are both massive disadvantages for batting. A longer distance from shoulder to knees means a bigger box to protect, but it doesn’t mean a bigger bat. You’ve just got more area to defend. Struggling to get your limbs in order for the sprint to first base means you can’t get to first base as quickly as someone smaller. The dumpy 5’10 brand of human is already at top speed while you’re still accelerating. In short, this all means you have to do more with the bat just to get on base.

Early on in their history, Drawkland dealt with this by being all-round decent at every aspect of baseball. Debuting at WBC35, they’d make the playoffs in the 37th and 38th editions. How good were they over this period? Just ask Schilzberg, winners of the World Baseball Classic in editions 35 and 36, what their record against Drawkland was in the first stage of WBC37. Schilzberg would win the competition, their third in a row, but they’d lose two out of three against the Base Corps.

Buoyed by their early promise, Drawkland decided to do an about-turn and concentrate almost all their efforts into batting. Batting! The area where they’re simply genetically disadvantaged! Whereas most teams will have a whole herd of pitchers, Drawkland decided they needed just two. Nine hitters, two pitchers.

The Elite Eleven are all pretty much "very good" at batting, so they drew straws on what the lineup should be. They all agreed, however, that the designated hitter (Dominic Southers) should lead off, and whoever's pitching should bottom out.
BASE CORPS - ELITE ELEVEN
LINEUP WITH DH
1. Dominic Southers
2. Ross Hunter
3. Septimus Xander
4. Mike Rodney
5. Craig Bakker
6. Nicholas Kingston
7. Roger Apollo
8. Richard Hanson
9. Trevor Garnet
BASE CORPS - ELITE ELEVEN
LINEUP WITHOUT DH
1. Ross Hunter
2. Septimus Xander
3. Mike Rodney
4. Craig Bakker
5. Nicholas Kingston
6. Roger Apollo
7. Richard Hanson
8. Trevor Garnet
9. Madison / Keys

There's only 2 cut-and-dry pitchers on the Elite Eleven, so they just kinda rotate who starts and who closes each game. If one of them just doesn't feel like pitching in a game, the center fielder, Mike Rodney, will fill in just in case it's needed, and Dominic Southers will fill in for Center. This is highly uncommon though, mainly because it makes the lineup more confusing.
Drawkland - 2017-03-20


The Elite Eleven were, to the surprise of nobody, garbage. Drawkland were well off the pace in cycles 39 and 40. They’d return in cycle 41 with their full complement of pitchers back in tow.

Now, I don’t have the hard-drive space, and you don’t have the patience, for a video an article too full of ‘audioslavian layman explains baseball’, but I do want to touch on the most fascinating position in the sport. The Closer. You probably already know what a Starting Pitcher is, or can guess from the title. They’re the main guys, the best. The guys who pitch most of the game. There are other guys, most notably a Relief Pitcher, who come in when the main guy’s shoulder gets tired. The Closer is the special one. As the name suggests, they close out games, usually playing in only the ninth and final inning, and even then, only if their team are winning. A team might have two, or maybe three pitchers whose entire job is to come on for only the ninth inning. As such, it’s a peculiarity of closers that they are pitchers who… don’t actually pitch very much. This is an advantage. The types of pitch they have in their arsenal are, ideally, a mystery to the opposition. All a batter knows is that, if this guy is coming in for only the ninth inning, he must be good. But how good? And good how? And you need to figure this out quickly, because you might see only a dozen of his pitches before he turns a 3-1 lead into a 3-1 win.
In short, a Closer’s job is to spend their entire life getting really good at throwing a baseball, and then not throw a baseball in public as much as possible.

So. Clutch. Check. Baseball. Check. Drawkland. Just about check. Can we now answer the question: Is the Base Corps Clutch?

Drawkland have fought hard to even make it to the WBC41 playoffs. Nineteenth in the world rankings, they’re the thirteenth seeds here. Scootalove City, their opponents, are seeded 4th. There’s no question as to who the favourites are.

(4) Scootalove City vs (13) Drawkland
– Drawkland in the World Baseball Classic playoffs reminds me of those years the Rockets qualified for the World Cup (soccer). You saw them in the draw, said “hey cool, guess they play this too”, but you don’t expect them to actually make any kind of serious run. Scootalove City had a pretty tough group that they came out of, and should be able to take care of business in this series. Take a watch of at least one game, if nothing else to realize that Drawkland does have a baseball team
Newmanistan - 2017-10-17


Nevertheless, you’d never guess at the gap between the two teams from what goes on on the field.

Scootalove’s Unicorns take Game One of the five-game series by a single ninth-inning run. They take game two by a similarly narrow margin. Two down in a best-of-five, Drawkland have to fight, and fight they do. With the scores level in the bottom of the ninth in game three, with two Drawkians on base, DH Roger Madison smashes a poor John Johnson pitch over the fence for the win, to bring the tie back to 2-1.

#4 Scootalove City vs. #13 Drawkland

Game 1
Drawkland              0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0  3
Scootalove City 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 4
Scootalove City leads 1-0

Game 2
Drawkland              0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0  1
Scootalove City 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 X 3
Scootalove City leads 2-0


Game 4. Drawkland in the ascendency, leading by one, then two, then three and then nothing. Starting Pitcher Bailey Nicoterra, having pitched a shut-out for innings one through seven, loses their mojo entirely in the eighth inning, and a three-run lead evaporates. Clearly tired, Nicoterra is subbed out. With the ninth inning upon us, and the scores level, it’s time for the Closer. Onto the field, to pitch his first recorded inning ever in WBC baseball, steps Franklin Bell. Scootalove City’s batters have never seen him before. They have no idea what they’re dealing with.

He gets three outs. No hits. No runs. As perfect as can be.

Drawkland take the field in the bottom of the ninth, where Serena Hearns hits the hollywood walk-off home run to level the series.

#4 Scootalove City vs. #13 Drawkland

Game 3
Scootalove City        1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  1
Drawkland 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 4
Scootalove City leads 2-1

Game 4
Scootalove City        0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0  3
Drawkland 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 4
Series tied 2-2



For a definition of Clutch, you could go far worse than fighting back from a 2-0 deficit against a stronger opponent by keeping your nerve in the final innings with both bat and ball. This is the furthest Drawkland have ever come in the multiverse’s premier baseball competition, and they are matching one of the best teams in the world.

For a definition of Clutch, you could do far worse than coming out for the final innings and getting your opponent out, when a single run might undo all of your hard work up to that point. Franklin Bell has done his job. He threw out three batters in a row.

And within 24 hours, Franklin Bell will be the most famous player in the history of baseball.
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Postby United States of Nova Calania » Fri Jun 13, 2025 11:45 am

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We qualified!


Starting XI vs Oscioru @ Stadion Azteca, Ostrow Krolewski, Odlegla Ziemia
GK SERGE - LB ALYSSA - CB VLODZY - CB GIBBY - RB NATEY (Evan 66') - DCM LE GÉNÉRAL (Lily 79') - LW MEI (Lettie 66')- RW ROSE - ACM CHARLOTTE - S ROD - S FRED

Starting XI @ Qusmo
GK SERGE - LB ALYSSA (Ouzy 71') - CB VLODZY - CB GIBBY - RB NATEY - DCM LE GÉNÉRAL - LW LETTIE (Ashy 71') - RW ROSE - ACM CHARLOTTE - S ROD - S FRED (Lily 64')


Qanz, Qusmo - We qualified! What a dramatic finnish in group 10 between Nova Calania, the Ochre Islands and Qusmo! On matchday 17, the Tapirs received the Ochre Islands in Ostrow Krolewski while Qusmo travelled to Brusseldorf. Nova Calania worn their yellow red home uniform while the Ochre Islands worn their Anaian themed 3rd kit. Strangely both teams focussed on ball control and defense rather than attacking and it looked like a post football match between Audioslavia and Ko-oren! The score was still 0-0 at halftime. The Bostopian referree gave a red card to Brian Clifftreader at the 66th minute for a tackle on Mei Qi Xiong. The third referree announced 5 minutes of extra time but at the 90 +5 minute, the Bostopian referree still haven't blown his whistle. Nova Calania attacked at the 90 +11 minute when Lily-Rose Malboeuf made a short pass to Rodrigo Guénette-Velazquez who kicked the ball past Daniel Waitsman and Nova Calania won 1-0! Meanwhile in Brusseldorf, Qusmo lost 3-2 and were eliminated from a World Cup participation.

90th +11    GOAL NOVA CALANIA    Rodrigo Guénette-Velazquez assisted by Lily-Rose Malboeuf


Matchday 18. Qusmo is out of the picture and it's between Nova Calania and the Ochre Islands. Nova Calania travels to Qusmo and the Islanders receives HUElavia. On matchday 8, the Tapirs and Ochre Islands drew 0-0 and Nova Calania won 1-0 on week 17, meaning the Tapirs have the tie break in case of a tie. Nova Calania qualifies with a win, no mather the result of the Ochre Island-Huelavia match. Nova Calania attacked at the 38th minute when Rose Van der Jagt passed to Frédérique Goudreau-Luneau who headed the ball and she scores. The score at halftime was 1-0 Nova Calania. Qusmo attacked at the 58th minute when Culak-Zelez Guv made a cross to Sevet-Matez Fox who kicked the ball past Serge Bleau-Bean. Nova Calania had a free kick at the 64th minute and Nathan Fauteux-McGrath kicked it into the net. The final score was 2-1 Nova Calania and we qualified for the World Cup! Meanwhile, the Ochre Islands tied 2-2 with HUElavia.

38th     GOAL NOVA CALANIA    Frédérique Goudreau-Luneau assisted by Rose Van der Jagt
58th GOAL QUSMO Sevet-Matez Fox assisted by Culak-Zelez Guv
64th GOAL NOVA CALANIA Nathan Fauteux-McGrath (free kick)


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Direction: Banija


Saint-Jean-Jacques-sur-Mer - Nova Calania qualified in a dramatic finish in group 10 (mostly dramatic for the Ochre Islands). Now, where do we play and against who? Nova Calania is a pot 4 team, meaning we're expected to be last in our group. We've been drawn in group H and will play in Banija. The Tapirs will play against Baggieland on matchday 1. Baggieland will wear their home white & blue kit while we'll wear our away black & red uniform. On matchday 2, Nova Calania will wear their yellow red home uniform to play against Zenic who will be dressed in yellow with a red diagonal line. Finally, on game 3, Nova Calania will play against 4th ranked Edsmontik, a former Baptism of Fire winner. The Tapirs in their black & red away uniform and Edsmontik in their white home uniform.

This is actually the 2nd time Nova Calania visits Banija. Our under 21 team travelled to Banija for the 55th Di Bradini Cup a couple of years ago. We were known as Saint-Jean-Jacques-sur-Mer and 7 players from the 55th Di Bradini Cup roster are curently with the Nova Calanian national team, most notably Charlotte Gibouleau-Beaudoin, Rodrigo Guénette-Velazquez and Lily-Rose Malboeuf.

Starting XI - Matchday 1 vs Baggieland @ Banija - Home: Baggieland - Away: Nova Calania
GK SERGE - LB ALYSSA - CB VLODZY - CB GIBBY - RB NATEY - DCM LE GÉNÉRAL - LW MEI - RW ROSE - ACM CHARLOTTE - S ROD - S FRED


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Chapter 1: Welcome to Sugar Creek
Chapter 2: Cupcake Awakening
Chapter 3: Death by Dessert
Chapter 4: Sugar-Crazed Carnage
Chapter 5: The Sweet Survivors
Chapter 6: The Anti-Cupcake Plan
Chapter 7: Into the Cupcake Nest
Chapter 8: Bake or Die
Chapter 9: Frostbite Frenzy

Chapter 10: The Queen Rises

The square was quiet—eerily so.

Sticky frosting clung to the cobblestones like a sugar-swamped battlefield. The cupcake hydra’s charred and gooey remains smouldered faintly, its decapitated heads slowly deflating with soft phffffts as air and filling leaked out. For a few moments, Sugar Creek stood still under the warm glow of dawn.

Doug let out a slow breath, holding his now-empty spatula like a weapon of war. “Is it... over?”

Lucy, streaked in sprinkles and burnt caramel, nodded, wiping her brow with a frosting-smeared sleeve. “I think we actually did it.”

Sheriff Bob leaned on a bent stop sign, looking like he'd aged twenty years in one frosting-drenched hour. “If I ever see another cupcake again, I’m moving to Keto Creek.”

Only Crumble looked uneasy. The exterminator fiddled with a beeping device strapped to his chest, a mess of wires and metal prongs resembling a whipped cream siphon strapped to a car battery.

“Something’s wrong,” he muttered. “They’re still reading off the charts.”

Doug turned, blinking through the smoke. “What’s still reading?”

“Sugar pressure,” Crumble said grimly. “And that thing—” he pointed at the hydra’s twitching corpse “—is glowing.”

Sure enough, a pulsing pink light was beginning to rise from beneath the fallen hydra, as if something far worse had been buried underneath.

Then the ground shook.

A deep rumble rolled through the square, like an oven groaning under the weight of a thousand soufflés. Cracks splintered across the street, and the air grew sickly sweet with a thick, artificial vanilla scent.

Lucy took a step back. “That’s not frosting.”

From beneath the broken gazebo, the ground split open—and something began to rise.

First a towering cake stand, rotating slowly like a twisted wedding centerpiece. Then came layers of cake, each more grotesque than the last—yellow sponge walls studded with fondant eyes, buttercream roses that dripped like melted wax, frosting-covered tentacles of licorice whipping in every direction.

And at the top, her face.

The Cupcake Queen had arrived.

Her head—if you could call it that—was the top tier of a massive tiered cake body, crowned with a tiara of crystallized sugar pearls and a veil made from woven spun sugar. Her mouth opened wide, revealing fangs made of piped icing, and from her roared a sound that rattled storefront windows: an unholy “YEEEEEEEEEAAAST!”

Doug dropped his spatula. “Oh no. No. I did not bake that.”

From her monstrous body, the Queen extended an arm—and the air filled with movement.

Mini cupcakes, hundreds of them, spilled forth like a sugary avalanche. Their adorable icing smiles belied their true terror. Worse still: whenever one was smashed, two more would rise from the crumbs.

“They’re multiplying!” Malcolm shouted, hurling a buttercream grenade that exploded in harmless fluff.

“Don’t cut them!” Doug shouted. “They’re like fondant gremlins!”

Lucy kicked one away, only to be tackled by a frosting-covered swarm that clung to her legs like rabid marshmallows.

Gwyneth screamed as a dozen drones surrounded her, flinging sprinkles like ninja stars. Crumble unleashed a canister of powdered sugar, temporarily blinding the swarm. Bob fired his revolver at a particularly chunky cupcake—only to watch the bullet pass through harmlessly and cause it to erupt into frosting shrapnel.

Doug and Lucy fought back-to-back. He used a pizza peel like a riot shield; she wielded a flaming spatula, torching cupcake drones mid-air.

“We need to fall back!” Crumble called out. “There’s too many!”

Doug pointed toward Sweet Delights—his ruined, sugar-caked bakery just across the square. “That’s our only shot!”

“Then let’s move!” Bob shouted, hotwiring a cupcake-crusted golf cart parked on the sidewalk. “Everyone in—NOW!”

Lucy zip-lined with peppermint rope from a lamppost to the front step. Crumble laid down licorice mines, tripping up the more aggressive cakes. Malcolm tossed egg-whisk caltrops to slow the tide.

They piled inside, slamming the door just as a rogue cupcake smashed against the glass.

The interior of Sweet Delights was a ruin—display cases shattered, ovens blackened, the air heavy with ancient sugar and regret. They slammed down rolling racks, counters, and half-melted shelves to form a barricade.

Outside, the mini-cupcakes began hammering the walls, and from above came the thud of something heavy landing on the roof.

Doug grabbed a mop handle and turned to the others. “We hold the line. No matter what comes through that door.”

Gwyneth handed out makeshift weapons—rolling pins, metal trays, skewers with donut holes. Lucy grabbed a pastry torch and lit it like a medieval knight prepping a flaming sword.

Crumble peeked through a frosting-crusted window. “We’ve got maybe five minutes before they punch through.”

The sound of scraping—fondant claws on glass.

The group took positions.

Bob lit a cinnamon stick like a cigar. “I knew I should’ve transferred to Salad Valley.”

Lucy leaned toward Doug. “Tell me you’ve got a plan.”

Doug tightened his apron. “I have a plan. It’s just incredibly stupid.”

CRASH!
A cupcake drone smashed through the side window, followed by three more.

Cupcakes poured into the bakery, frosting flooding across the floor like a tidal wave. The crew was surrounded, outnumbered—and yet somehow, still ready to fight.

Doug, brandished a rolling pin. “Let’s bake this beast back to batter.”
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Copa Rushmori: Winner: 42, 47, 48, 50, Runner-Up: 42, 47, 49, Fourth Place: 41, Quarter Finals: 38, 44, 45, 46, Round of 16: 37, 40, Group Stage: 36, 39, 43.
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Postby Kimi-Suomi » Sat Jun 14, 2025 3:11 pm

We are out.

But we are not.

See you soon :)
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SCHEDULE/AJOITTAA (Group 13)
MD1: vs Alanis Star (119) - The Nest [Pesä], Kimi Kaupunki (NSSCRA Warz I) D 1-1 (T-4th)
MD2: @Hapilopper (49) - Nathan Ellis SuperStadium, Hapilopper City (NSSCRA Warz II) L 1-2 (T-7th)
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MD3: vs Natkr (110) - Galaktien Colosseum (Colosseum of the Galaxies), Lumikukkulat (Light Night) L 2-3 (8th)
MD4: @Germaaninen Kissa [Germanic Cat] (269) W 4-1 (8th)
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MD5: vs Aphrilinen [Aphrilia] (57) - The Nest [Pesä], Kimi Kaupunki (NSSCRA Warz III) W 1-0 (7th)
MD6: @StrayaRoos (22) (Border Bust-Up) L 1-3 (6th)
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MD7: vs Pohjois-Puolan Unioni [The North Polish Union] (224) - Galaktien Colosseum (Colosseum of the Galaxies), Lumikukkulat (Blue Night) W 3-0 (6th)
MD8: @Kytlerin Niemimaa [The Kytler Peninsulae] (15) L 0-1 (6th)
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MD9: vs Anewkansas (UR) - The Nest [Pesä], Kimi Kaupunki (Family Night) W 2-1 (6th)
MD10: @Alanis Star (119) (NSSCRA Warz IV) W 2-1 (6th)
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MD11: vs Hapilopper (49) - Galaktien Colosseum (Colosseum of the Galaxies), Lumikukkulat (NSSCRA Warz V, HM Night) W 5-2 (4th)
MD12: @Natkr (110) L 2-4 (6th)
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MD13: vs Germaaninen Kissa [Germanic Cat] (269) - The Nest [Pesä], Kimi Kaupunki (White Night) W 2-0 (6th)
MD14: @Aphrilinen [Aphrilia] (57) - Millennium Dawn Stadium, Darlingtown (NSSCRA Warz VI) W 1-0 (4th)
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MD15: vs StrayaRoos (22) - Galaktien Colosseum (Colosseum of the Galaxies), Lumikukkulat (Rajan Rikkoutuminen) L 2-3 (6th)
MD16: @Pohjois-Puolan Unioni [The North Polish Union] (224) D 4-4 (5th)
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MD17: vs Kytlerin Niemimaa [The Kytler Peninsulae] (15) - The Nest [Pesä], Kimi Kaupunki (Kytlair Flight 134 Memorial Night) L 0-4 (5th)
MD18: @Anewkansas (UR) - Fallstaff Stadium, Bridgehead(?) D 1-1 (6th/8-3-7/27pts/+3GD)
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Postby Siovanija and Teusland » Sat Jun 14, 2025 8:04 pm

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World Cup Fever spreads across Siovanija & Teusland!

Everything to know about the Home World Cup


Have you heard the news - Siovanija & Teusland is hosting the World Cup!

Yes, if you haven’t seen it already on every television channel, on every app, billboards on every city U-Bahn and bus - we’re here to inform you. Just a year after the nation was taken over by ARC-fever, with the Goldhorns having a magical run to the semifinals and one of the most memorable final editions of the tournament - between our cohosts from the Squornshelan Remnant States and our closest neighbours Valanora no less - we’re ready once again to welcome the world for international football.

Even in that year, much has changed. Where 8 cities hosted the ARC tournament, 12 will play host to the World Cup. Even some of our stadiums have been modified for this duty - the biggest example of this will be seen right here in Stelburg, where the Nationalstadion received a huge expansion and has an additional 15,000 seats, now seating a total of 90,000. But there are new upgrades all around - Mollin Park in Felsenkirchen now seats 60,000, the Stadion Kaiserhaven on the south coast 50,000, and of course the new Stadion Zvezda Juznega in Vrnovo that seats 60,000. Historic stadiums like the Stadion am Alten Dom in Marlesee, or more recent builds like the Stadion Michael Ribbeck in Stahlberg, will also get the opportunity to host international football for the very first time.

From here on out, though, we’re going to leave tour guides and visitor information to other publications - because at Score!, we really just can’t wait for the football to get started. Each edition of the expanded 48 team World Cups so far has produced some incredible stories - from the Goldhorns’ own return to the field at World Cup 97, to the dramatic penalty shootout that saw the Squornshelan Remnant States prevail, to another dramatic final in World Cup 98 that saw Flavovespia claim their first title. With the tournament spread across 3 countries in Arrosia, all 48 will be hoping to make it all the way to Banija for a shot at the biggest prize in sport.

Looking at the one-third of teams that will start their journey here in Siovanija & Teusland, the two top-ranked sides are Tikariot and Farfadillis. Each side has a storied history in this tournament, with the Farves having famously won World Cup 84 as the highlight of their footballing history; Tikariot’s best performance so far was two cycles ago with a 3rd-place finish at World Cup 97. Both sides were knocked out at the Round of 16 stage last time around, and both will surely be looking to improve on that performance this time around. Another team you might fancy to make a run will be Juvencus, the 11th-ranked nation in the world, who fell only on penalties in the Quarterfinal of World Cup 98.

Several teams playing in Banija also have a shot at making a good run - Edsmontik having made a great run to the semifinals in World Cup 98 and being the 4th ranked side in the world notably amongst them, as are Kelssek - who defeated the Goldhorns 5-4 in the Round of 32 last time around before being defeated by Edsmontik themselves in the Round of 16. The lead contender here is of course, however, Valanora. The #2 ranked team in the world, the Marauders are playing close to home here in Arrosia and will be looking to respond decisively to the defeats in the ARC IV and World Cup 97 Finals against our cohosts. As always, #6 is on their mind.

We then head to the groups playing out of the Squornshelan Remnant States - and our esteemed cohosts, ranked #3 in the world, surely are at the top of the list here for many predicting who will take home the famous trophy. Regional champions last summer in Stelburg, they’ll have the benefit of home field advantage as they look to make it a 2nd title in 3 tournaments. But it’s not going to be easy with teams such as the defending champion Flavovespia, also the world #1, looking to retain the crown. Third-place finishers at World Cup 98 Tanirinthia also find themselves amongst these groups, another contender to take home the prize this time.

Now, we know what you’re saying in your head: but what about us? If you’re a regular reader of our pages, you’ve probably tossed around the same dream we’ve discussed endlessly in the lunchroom: Paul Steinhausl, in his last match for his country, lifting the trophy high over his head, Einar Hackl walking away with the Golden Boot… but let’s be serious, now - it’s not going to happen, at least not this time around. The Goldhorns come into the tournament as the #17 ranked side in the world, and although they have home advantage on their side, the chances of repeating the performance last summer at the ARC and getting to the semifinal would be a miracle. Let’s take a look at exactly what the Goldhorns are up against this time around!

With the Nationalstadion already known to be hosting the opening match of World Cup 99, the Goldhorns have known for months what group they will play in - Group A. What they did not know was who would join them - but in the end, there is significant familiarity for the national side and their opponents. Matchday 1, the Goldhorns will be facing world #21 Commonwealth of Baker Park. Yes, the same team that we faced in that Baptism of Fire 67 Quarterfinal oh so many years ago. Put it this way - in our first match against Baker Park, Thorsten Kramer was a fresh-faced, 18 year old kid unsure of what the future would hold. This time, Kramer will be an esteemed guest of honour in the VIP box, his statue outside the ground, and his son Santutxo a fresh-faced, 19 year old kid unsure of what the future holds for him will be on the bench.

It’s not the first time the Goldhorns have met Baker Park at a World Cup Final, either. At World Cup 85, Michael Ribbeck scored the only goal of the tournament for the national team in a 1-0 win over our Arrosian colleagues. It was the only bright spot of an otherwise poor showing from the Goldhorns. Destiny matched the sides again at World Cup 97, the Goldhorns’ first tournament back after isolation. This time, the entire tournament was a bright spot - and the clash with Baker Park was no different. Goals from Einar Hackl, Aleksander Kosch-Kovarik and Xorge Le Meji drove the Goldhorns to a 3-1 victory. What to make of this next meeting between the sides? Both teams are ranked relatively closely, and it should be a very exciting clash in the very first match of the tournament.

After the opening day excitement, the Goldhorns’ next opponent will be Drawkland. Ranked 55th in the world, Siovanija & Teusland have in fact faced the Kick Corps as recently as last cycle in World Cup 98 Qualifying. The Goldhorns hosted Drawkland at the Nationalstadion for the first match of the campaign, a game marked by an Einar Hackl hat-trick and domination for the host side as the Goldhorns cruised to a 6-2 victory. At the return leg in Drawkland, however, the home side played a much better game and earned a 3-3 draw with the Goldhorns. The matchday 2 clash at the Olimpski-Stadion is going to be absolutely crucial for the Goldhorns, depending on the result of the Baker Park match. If this campaign is going to be a success, you need a result here.

Finally, on matchday 3, the Goldhorns will face the team that perhaps our nation as a whole is most familiar with, at least outside of Arrosia. That would be Audioslavia. Ranked #35 in the world, the 2-time World Cup winners will be the Goldhorns’ opponent at the Draistadion in St. Jakob in what could be a vital final day. As mentioned, there’s a great deal of familiarity here. For years, Audioslavia’s National League was alongside the Vanorian Premiership as the most-watched foreign leagues in Siovanija & Teusland - driven by a large S&T contingent playing at Audioslavia’s top clubs. Most sports bars in Stelburg will have a Thorsten Kramer #10 1830 Cathair jersey autographed on their wall. His son, Santutxo, a member of the S&T national team, practically grew up in the country and was given an Audioslav name by his father. Many will also remember Audioslavia’s triumph in the Final of AOCAF 63 on a warm Stelburg night at the Nationalstadion. What about on the pitch? We’ve got that too - World Cup 84. The debut appearance of the Goldhorns at the tournament saw them face the Bulls on matchday 3, with goals from Thorsten Kramer and Michael Ribbeck helping the Goldhorns to a 2-2 draw. Ironically, Audioslavia will open its campaign on matchday 1 at the Stadion Michael Ribbeck in Stahlberg. That was the only meeting ever between the sides in the pre-isolation era - they also met in World Cup 97 Qualifying. Opening day in Audioslavia saw the Bulls win 5-2, but the Goldhorns pulled out a 3-3 draw in Felsenkirchen en route to their qualification. That makes Audioslavia the only group stage opponent that we’ve never beaten in a competitive fixture - and something the Goldhorns will be very much hoping to change on matchday 3.

So, we’ve got the opponents - anything else? Well, there was the controversy about the Goldhorns’ venues for this group stage. At ARC IV, the Goldhorns played all 4 group matches in Stelburg. It was a winning formula, as the national team went unbeaten in the group stage. This time around, more travel will be involved: game 1 in Stelburg, game 2 in Borograd, and game 3 in St. Jakob. The STFA announced this decision and noted that “hosting the World Cup does not happen every year, and we believe it’s important to spread the excitement only our Goldhorns can bring across the country.” Some fans criticized the move, with one commenter noting that “they already have to deal with the pressure of a home World Cup, we don’t need to make the boys travel the length of the country to do it.” Now, TeussenFan102 might not have the most objective take on the national team playing outside of Stelburg - but it was a big topic of discussion. Debate about whether a game in Borograd was necessary for political reasons of national unity, about what the Goldhorns’ record in the Nationalstadion really is, were major topics. They ended only at the squad announcement press conference, where Xorge Le Meji declared: “Look, they could tell us to go play on a gravel pitch, or in the middle of the Ostsee, and I’d do it to wear this shirt. We’ll go anywhere where our fans are behind us, it’s as simple as that.” Another comment on our online forums perhaps summed it up best: “We’re making the other teams in our group play on top of a mountain and on an island in the middle of nowhere. I think our lads can handle 4 hours on the train.”

You can feel the energy everywhere - the sticker books on sale in every späti, the jerseys of national teams from around the world, and in the national flags strung from what seems like every house. The World Cup is coming - and we’re ready to welcome it with open arms.
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Postby Kanzlia » Sat Jun 14, 2025 9:31 pm

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Koning class


KONING class heavy cruisers

Displacement:  10,700t
Speed: 33kts. 2800nm at 15kts.
Armament: 6-203mm/8in (3x2), 6-40mm/1.57in (3x1)

No.NameBuilderLaid DownLaunchedCommissionedFate
CA1KONING SZEDIN VKotr Shipyards Union18.9.193614.2.193812.7.1939Stricken 26.8.1960
CA2KONING DOESZAN IIKotr Shipyards Union22.9.19362.3.19381.9.1939Stricken 26.8.1960

The Koning class emerged from the same emergency the Provincien class came from. The Kanzlian Navy needed a cruiser force to bolster its offensive capabilities and form the Rapid Response Fleet. Whilst the Provincien class were able to handle the destroyers or other light cruisers for that matter, the Koning class was to cover the fleet from threats greater than that. They were intended to brawl against hostile battleships or other heavy cruisers long enough for the Provincien class to retreat. It was with this doctrine in mind that the Koning class was designed with speeds as high as 33 knots so that they could retreat themselves. The high speed did come at a cost however as the heavy machinery needed to reach such speed resulted in the Koning class armour to be comparable with their light cruiser counterparts. Which essentially means they couldn't take a beating.

Much like the Provincien class, the KSU received the contracts to build them and these were laid down before the Provincien class. In collaboration with Ardent and Hollowpoint, the Koning class were fitted with a lot of advanced technologies surrounding their fire control system and their weaponry. Notably their 8 inch guns were newly designed by Hollowpoint and had expensive autoloader systems which pushed its firing rate to 7 rounds per minute. New Mk.V Ardent 40mm AA guns were first introduced in this class. The boilers for the ship were also newly designed by Ibsian Engineering which allowed the class to push to 33 knots. Two units were ordered with a potential of expanding it to five in the future. Laid down in 1936 and completed in 1939, the class were named after Kanzlian kings.

The Koning class formed the heavy hitting wing of the Rapid Response Fleet but the fleet would never be used. When the political climate cooled in the mid 1940s, and coinciding with the rise of newer technologies, the Rapid Response Fleet was disbanded. The Koning-class was moved to the Kanzlian Battlefleet but even here they were never used aswell. The Koning class was becoming a sort of white elephant for the Kanzlian Navy. They were immensely expensive to maintain thanks to their plenty advanced electronics and systems. Whilst these were advanced, their caliber (8 inch) were largely outclassed by the subsequent Koningin class and Renown class coastal defence ships who not only featured the same electronics and autoloaders but have 12 and 15 inch guns respectively without the armour compromises. It was an easy decision to make by the Kanzlian Navy in their cost cutting measure to ditch the Koning class in 1960. Just as the Kanzlian Collapse was looming.

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Postby Aphrilia » Sun Jun 15, 2025 6:59 am

At Last
Aphrilia was back in the World Cup.

A home win by two to nil against Germanic Cat was enough to send The Anchors to the World Cup, after an absence caused by internal strife. When the whistle had blown, the team's win over Germanic Cat was the number one trending topic within all of Aphrilia. This team, who were seen as shells of their former selves had turned things around as fast as things were falling apart, and that was a good thing. It has once again further united the nation, and now everyone was fully supporting this team whether they paid attention or not.

Of course, Leonardo Bianchi, the man brought in to try and get this team back into shape, has been given a lot of credit. Reinvented tactics, putting in the effort whilst leaving as little as possible to luck, trusting the players of this team knowing that they had the ability to make it to the World Cup... He's now truly an Aphrilian icon as much as he is a Crpostranian legend. There were very little people who would say so otherwise within the country after what he has produced.

But speaking of Crpostran... Things weren't as fortunate for them.

Despite only losing one game and having a +23 goal differential, eight draws costed The Sapphire Strikers qualification to the World Cup by a single point behind The Martian Independent Republic. The aptly dubbed "Golden Generation," whom had made it to the World Cup and IAC Finals the previous year, wouldn't be playing on the biggest stage of football despite having qualified in all previous attempts. Bianchi, as a Crpostranian himself, was of course saddened by this. Throughout qualifiers, he had been worried not just about the country he currently managed, but also about his home nation's performance. But alas, there was not much that he could do at the end of it all.

He knew that there wasn't much use in ruminating on what had happened, and that it is best that he focuses on what currently matters. Aphrilia was at the World Cup, he knew it was a job well done when it came to qualifying. However, it doesn't mean that things would be getting easier. This was the biggest stage of international football, and the competition only becomes tougher. Group F was as difficult of a group even compared to the other, considerably tighter groups of the competition.

Valanora, West Barack and East Obama, as well as Osterhalten would be Aphrilia's groupmates. Valanora, the second ranked footballing nation in the multiverse, had dominated their qualifying group with only a single loss... But the gap to second placed HUElavia was ten points. Not only that, the Vanorians had scored fifty four goals in eighteen matches, a terrifying amount of offensive power. Only Aleraive and Oberour Ar Moro had scored more goals than they did throughout the entirety of qualifying.

West Barack and East Obama, shortened to WBEO, are no slouches either. Group 9 of qualifying was one of the tightest in terms of the three qualifying nations, with only two points separating the three countries that qualified from there (With Kelssek and Reçueçn ahead of WBEO). Out of the four nations in Group F, WBEO have conceded the least goals thanks to their incredibly defensive playstyle. Bianchi, knowing that his Anchors are also a defensive oriented team, will have to figure out on how to crack that solid defense.

Last but not least was Osterhalten.

They had qualified alongside the likes of Huayramarca and Tanirinthia, with a 2:1 ratio of Goals For and Goals Against. There was no telling on how good this Osterhalten side truly is, and that is what worried Bianchi. The current tactics he has employed have been working, but when it came to the World Cup, "broad" isn' going to be enough. He's going to have to make adjustments against each team that The Anchors face off against, and there's no clear answer on what he has to change.

But that's the nature of competition, isn't it? The higher the level, the more specific his tactics will have to be. Aphrilia has several tools up their sleeve, and he's already told his players to put in far more than just 100% this time around. That means Bianchi will also have to put in the same amount of effort that everyone on the team is.

And considering this is his first time here in a while, he doesn't mind a new challenge.
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Postby Flavovespia » Sun Jun 15, 2025 7:09 am

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Rotation Sees Flavovespia Get A Draw


Flavovespia rotated their squad with qualifying already secured in this dead rubber against REPUBLICANLAND, who for reasons unknown insist on their name being capitalised. It’s not the way ideally the team would’ve ended the home qualifiers of this cycle, but in the grand scheme of things, this was a match to try something a little different.

It was certainly an unfamiliar starting 11, albeit in a familiar 4-2-3-1. There was a start for John Hopkins in goal, making his debut, John Brocklehurst and David Jarvis were the lesser tried cente back pairing, and Charles Shepherd started with the armband, as captain Jonathan Bagshaw began on the bench, a rare sight. Flavovespia had a good start despite the changes, playing some good, flowing football, and Charles Shepherd was unfortunate to have a few good chances blocked. Despite the changes, there was some good positive play, with Flavovespia having everything but a goal. This was to prove to be their undoing a bit before the half time whistle. A quick break by REPUBLICANLAND saw the ball driven into the box, and a well timed shot beat Hopkins and fly in. 0-1 against the run of play, and at the break there were questions to be answered.

Flavovespia tried hard at the early stages of the second half for a quick equaliser, but soon found 11 men in front of them, for almost all periods REPUBLICANLAND had a lead against the World Cup holders away, and were in no mood to concede it. So it was time for Bagshaw to come onto the pitch, just after the hour mark. He needed just 5 minutes of game play to get himself a goal, after a bit of a drought. A good run down the right saw him ride a challenge before cutting inside. His shot was not the finest, but it squeezed in at the near post, thanks to a bit of clumsy keeping. 1-1 now, a relief for Flavovespia who feared an upset at this stage.

By this stage Flavovespia were back in the ascendancy and it felt like the chances were there for Flavovespia to make a comeback win. However, this was to be the day the REPUBLICANLAND defence could stand tall and proud. They avoided panic, and remained calm to swat away any attacks. By the end, a 1-1 draw would’ve felt like a win for them. Flavovespia had nothing really to play for, but played a little bit too much like they knew that.
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Flavovespia The Guests At Zenic’s Party


Zenic entered this game with everything still to play for, and Flavovespia none. Group winners confirmed, it was a bit of an opportunity again for Flavovespia to experiment. For Zenic though, they were going for a win, to send them to World Cup 99. After past defeats to Flavovespia, vengeance was another factor too.

For Zenic, they knew they couldn’t concede against Flavovespia, as a comeback even at home woul be so tricky. It was no surprise then, that despite looking for a win, it was a cautious start to begin procedings. Flavovespia had more freedom, as well as Jonathan Bagshaw and Anthony Lane starting, and thus were throwing pace down the wings in an attempt to unsettle Zenic. Zenic remained undeterred fhowever, and anything that was sent tonto the box was quickly cleared away, few chance were falling for Flavovespia. It was John Fletcher who came closest of either sides in the first half, a half volley from 20 yards out that beat the keeper, but just flew wide and over the goal, had it gone in he’d be mightily impressed with that goal. Goalless it was at the break, no real fireworks yet, and the crowd were left to roar Zenic on for one final 45 minutes.

This game always felt like few goals would decide it, and the first goal of the game came just after the hour mark. Zenic had been rallying well in the second half, and were duly rewarded. A corner was flung in, it was only half cleared and as the ball fell into no mans shot, a fierce shot took it past debutant Darren Flight in the Flavovespia goal. 1-0 to Zenic, good enough to go to the World Cup, and absolute delight across the stadium and nation.

The game wasn’t yet over, and Flavovespia still didn’t want to add a second loss to their qualifying tally. This was a reversal of past games, Flavovespia now chasing a side who wouldn’t give up a lead no matter what. And unlike the game against REPUBLICANLAND, it looked like Flavovespia lacked that little bit of extra magic and energy to find something.

And so it was, Zenic got a 1-0 win and with it qualification to World Cup 99. The home crowd were delighted, and their player were celebrating on the pitch. For Flavovespia, a second loss of the campaign, and a bit of a loss of momentum to bookend the campaign. It was enough to win the qualifying group, and there will be discussions on the fact there was squad rotation at play. That said, everyone would’ve liked to have gone into the tournament proper off the back of some wins.
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Postby Captina Island » Sun Jun 15, 2025 10:46 am

World Cup Bound!
Captina defy odds in their sixth attempt


The final whistle of Captina Island's 2-1 win against Warkus at TCC Sports Ground set off celebrations across the island unprecedented in the nation's history, as the Captina Company National Football Team had reached their ultimate goal--qualification for the World Cup 99 Finals.

It was a much different mood than that which had overtaken the squad in Qusmo during the playoffs for World Cup 98 when Captina fell to Busoga Islands to miss out on one of the 48 spots in the Rushmori hosted Finals; this time it was a party that could be attended by friends and family in a familiar place.

The Chairman called for a nationwide holiday on the Monday following the match as all citizens were invited to join in the festivities marking the achievement. With a population of just more than 6 million, Captina are one of the smallest nations to make the Finals and one of seven that will be appearing for the first time.

The Captina Company Football Agency will reward the players, coaches and backroom staff with a 75,000 crown per person bonus in recognition of the work put into helping the Rosso e Oro reaching the pinnacle of the sport; also there will be a new kit introduced in time for the Finals.
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Captina were drawn into Group B which will be played in Siovanija and Teusland, their fourth trip to Arrosia during this cycle; they will face a familiar foe during their visit to the United Republics as the top seeded side in the group is Farfadillis. Matchday 2 will be the fifth meeting between the nations over the last two World Cup cycles, with the ninth ranked Farfs having taken both meetings in these qualifications after Captina won and drew the pair of fixtures during WCQ 98.

The Rosso will also face fellow Rushmore side Eastfield Lodge, that coming on matchday 3; and Anaian nation HOT-DAMN will provide the opposition in the opening match in Vaikograd.

Qualification has brought validation to the project that began with Jonas Yarborough's hiring as Manager and the integration of the men's and women's national teams into a single entity under his leadership; it brought depth to the player pool that had been lacking given the structure of domestic competition on the island. There is expected to be a financial windfall that comes with World Cup participation and TCCFA are prepared to invest in future development to identify talent that can be brought along into national team organization.

Advancement to the knockout stages might be a goal too large for the Rosso e Oro to aspire to, but gaining a point or two from their three group matches seems within their grasp.
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Postby Chromatika » Sun Jun 15, 2025 12:08 pm

World Cup 99 Qualifiers Matchday 17: Abanhfleft 2-2 Chromatika
Goals: Prenn 61', Howard-Dawes 80'
Starting XI: (3-4-1-2) - Aniston; Paterson - Han Cunningham - Ataciara; Oriol - Gundsdorf - Lee - Janissen op Colmans; Þyrill (C); Bittencourt - Heimdell.
Substitutes: Prenn -> Lee (53'), Jean-Baptiste -> Heimdell (53'), Lehmann -> Paterson (72'), Howard-Dawes -> Bittencourt (72'), Mesic-Mizayaki -> Gundsdorf (80')
Summary: Never believe anyone that says Chromatika is willing to give up points just because there isn't anything to play for. After being rather complacent for a half - the home team raced out to a 2-0 lead in the first half hour - the Anomalies regrouped, made some key substitutions, and ultimately ended up tying the game on an Elaine Howard-Dawes shot from range as Chromatika suffered only their third draw this entire qualifying cycle on the road against a Fleftic squad desperate to stay in the Qualifying picture. Jessika Aniston's play didn't inspire much confidence as she is competing against Jill Swanson to be the primary backup; another player that struggled was Janissen op Colmans, who is trying to take over that third string option at wingback. If it wasn't for the substitutions made, it's safe to say that Chromatika would've lost.

World Cup 99 Qualifiers Matchday 18: Chromatika 4-3 Britonisea
Goals: Lee 29', Bittencourt 45+2', Hauptmeijer 81', Howard-Dawes 90+2'
Starting XI: (3-4-1-2) - Aniston; Paterson - Han Cunningham - Ataciara; Oriol - Gundsdorf - Lee - Janissen op Colmans; Þyrill (C); Bittencourt - Heimdell.
Substitutes: Lethbridge-Antonio, C. -> Han Cunningham (61'), Lethbridge-Antonio, J. -> Gundsdorf (61'), Hauptmeijer -> Oriol (76'), Saburo -> Ataciara (76'), Howard-Dawes -> Heimdell (83')
Summary: In the qualification finale at the Hawks' Nest, a sold-out crowd of 38,000 sent off the Anomalies in style as there were goals everywhere. Jessika Aniston continued to struggle - it's hard to say who should be considered the second string keeper for the Anomalies right now - while Lee Hyun-Seol did well in her final showing as part of the team with the early goal and two assists. Op Colmans's play, leaving much to be desired despite playing the whole game, will lead to his omission from the final squad; Howard-Dawes and Bittencourt scoring in injry times of either half will lead to the Anomalies fulfilling their thirteenth win of the Qualification cycle and winning the group for the first time under Khabibullina's tenure.
Projected Lineups for World Cup 99 Proper Matchday 1
vs. (42) Saterun @ Istria Olympic Stadium, Istria, Moravica, Banija
Starting XI: Sourtois; Coulibaly - Jackson-Jones - Nodis; Fillar, G. - Mesic-Mizayaki - Fillar, B. - Fillar, E.; Françine-Miklavivec; Xuen-Zhukov (C) - Howard-Dawes.
Substitutes: GK Jessika Aniston, GK Jill Swanson, DCR Paisley Paterson, DC Claudia Lethbridge-Antonio, DCL Uemura Saburo, DC Samantha Han Cunningham, WBR Jacoliene Hauptmeijer, WBL Nemes Mátyás, WBL Róża Panaś, CDM Jayla Lethbridge-Antonio, CDM Eden Gunsdorf, AM Maddie Prenn, AF Kaytlyn Jean-Baptiste, CF Harriet Baïe-Verte, AF Adélaide Bittencourt


THIRD TIME THE CHARM?

Anomalies Head into Banija with New Momentum


Don't look now, but it's already the third cycle of Alina Khabibullina's tenure as Anomalies Manager. In her first cycle, she led the team to qualification, but they lost all three matches in the World Cup Proper to crash out. In the next cycle, the team qualified again, and this time managed to put up three draws in the World Cup Proper before losing in the Round of 32 to Crpostran. Heading into World Cup 99, things were made very clear to Khabibullina in her first cycle without the support of all four Fillars (Juxon having retired): Score four points in the World Cup Proper or Make the Round of Sixteen to get a two-cycle extension.

In World Cup 98, Chromatika went 9-4-1 in qualifying with 24 goals scored and 7 allowed for 31 points, in second place. In World Cup 97, they went 11-2-3 in qualifying with 41 goals scored and 26 goals allowed for 35 points, in second place. World Cup 99? 13-3-2. 51 GF, 24 GA. 42 points, 1st place. It's the first time Chromatika has won their Qualifying Group since World Cup 96, and the first time in Khabibullina's tenure. What has led to this?

There are three key aspects that have led to the Anomalies managing their first Group Win in many cycles. First, the depth of the team's bench has been spectacular. The two losses have been with the Starters playing, meaning that the second string and players even lower on the depth chart have played better than expected. Though it could be stated that the Anomalies haven't succeeded in finding an actual #2 keeper behind Sourtois - the future in that position may instead be one Hera Courtois - the rest of the positions have really solidified themselves. Claudia and Jayla have emerged as the second best players at their respective positions - Jayla having to fight off a surging Eden Gunsdorf, who is excelling in Myana - while Samantha Han Cunningham actually gives Chromatika options to play with four in the back if they want to, the Tumbran-Chromatik dual-national already showing her class. At the wing, there is an issue at right wingback - Hauptmeijer isn't really that world-class, and neither is Oriol; with Mátyás and Panaś both backing up Edith Fillar, though, the wealth of value in the left winback position cannot be understated. Throw in a Lee Hyun-Seol that is just begging for Baillaire Fillar to hang up her shoes, and the Anomalies are set at midfield - Lee couldn't even make it t Banija this cycle. Up front, there is LXZ, Elaine, Kaytlyn, Harriet, and Adélaide - a stable of forwards.

Second, Chromatika managed to get wins off of everyone. There were no bogey teams this Qualifying Cycle - every team that held the Anomalies to a draw or a loss in the first round-robin were defeated in the return leg. The way in which the team came together to take down the Auprussians and the Edmons was something to behold - especially, the play of the midfield of Baillaire Fillar, Jayla Lethbridge-Antonio, and Evin Françine-Miklavivec. Even when Lavrentiy and Elaine have struggled to score, the trio in midfield have been instrumental in coordinating both with the back three and the wingbacks to coordinate the match in fluid motion.

Third, it's the fact that Khabibullina hasn't been afraid to make massive changes at halftime. She's put in the twins at a whim, moved from the pacy Edith to Mátyás that can shoot from range, and even pulled Laverntiy and Elaine when she deemed necessary. This level of being cognizant of what's working and what isn't against the opposition will be needed at the next level of competition - every opponent is a new puzzle to solve, and there is no guarantee that what works against one will work seamlessly against another, especially with the way that the team has been trending (there is truly only one superstar on the Anomalies squad).

Their reward? A trip to the very hospitable confines in Banija. Though it could be argued that the locale in Istria will have a mixed reaction to Chromatiks - the rivalry between Mountain District University and the University of Loyola-Istria in the NSCF is real, after all - there is no denying that Chromatika and Banija have been allies for a long time, dating back to the friendship between Keri Wyse Aart and Xollie Lubabalo. Banija has already been helping Chromatika out by contributing to the Sarai Gwenderyn fund regarding the current crisis, too.

It won't be an easy group - but no group ever is in the World Cup Proper. First, the Anomalies will face Saterun, the only team that Chromatika has faced in the past. All the way back in World Cup 91, Chromatika beat Saterun 3-0 at home during Qualifying before losing on the road 1-3. These are the only games that they've played against Saterun, and that was a long time ago. Saterun also won their group at 13-3-2 - the same record as Chromatika, prevailing over longtime strongholds like TJUN-ia and Pasarga. Though they are the third seeds in this group, it won't be easy.

Then, Chromatika faces top seeded Kelssek. For all the history of these two nations in the World Cup, they've never faced each other; Kelssek won their group as well, going 13-4-1 and edging out Reçueçn and West Barack and East Obama. This may be a qualification match with the playoff field being set at 32.

Finally, Chromatika faces Group minnows Doubeia. A relative newcomer to the World Cup stage, they managed to secure second in a group containing Oberour Ar Moro, Ko-oren, and The Holy Empire; though they suffered five losses, the fact they managed to qualify in such a tough group means they won't be pushovers.

With the fact that thirty-two out of forty-eight teams make it to knockouts, not making it to the next round will be deemed a colossal failure. To make it to the goal of at least the Round of Sixteen, this is a must.

The true journey begins now. Nobody will remember how the Qualifiers went - it'll be what the team does from this point onwards that really matters.
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Postby TJUN-ia » Sun Jun 15, 2025 4:27 pm

The Random Rambles of a Jaguar - WC99 Qualifying Edition
with Killian Looker


And so, here we are...the final Qualifying Edition of this blog. I will say this cycle has certainly been stressful at times, but TJUN-ian football has been entertaining as well. With two games to go, our fate was in our hands...but would we grab it by the horns or collapse right at the end?

The Games
With two games to go, TJUN-ia knew that all they had to do to go to the World Cup was grab, at a minimum, 4 points. Three might be enough, but 4 would make things certain. So with all of that in mind, up first was the final road game - at the National Stadium in Central Junction against Legalese. Both of our opponents in this final window were already eliminated from Top 3 contention, but we knew we had to do our part to qualify and so, we took no chances here in Central Junction. This game, as expected when #25 and #76 meet, was just pure drama. In the first half, things were smooth sailing as Stephan Fiedtkou (2) and Diana Sharafutdinov were effortless in their shots and that gave us a 3-0 lead at the break. But you could tell, in the second half, that the Jaguars had their foot slightly off the gas and that almost cost them. Hasana Hirst got goals in the 78th and 82nd, so you could tell that the nerves were starting to take their toll...but we did enough. 3-2. One more point would be enough.

And so, Zebra Stadium in Toropo/Almadinat was the setting for this final game, against American Generations, with that one golden point hanging in the air. We didn't need to win this game to qualify, just avoiding defeat would've been enough, but this team wanted things to be ironclad in their certainty...and so, they made it so. Stephan Fiedtkou, Diana Sharafutdinov, Paek Un-hui, Zaine Bowry - a 1-2-3-4 punch of devastation that made it 4-0 after only half an hour. The rest of this contest wasn't even a contest...but a party among those in the stands. We had done it. TJUN-ia, for the first time, had made the dance thrice on the bounce. Historic, to say the least...and now, the joy is starting all over again.

Reaction
TJUN-ia is Good. This is a fact we simply refused to believe because it seemed anti-TJUN-ian to think that we were decent at this sport...but now, it can't be denied. No bad team qualifies for the World Cup back-to-back-to-back. It is official - TJUN-ia is competitive before WC100. The eternal mission of the FA is complete. We are good. So what happens now?


SCHEDULE (Group 12)
(Stadium Guide can be found here)
MD1: @Sharktail (180) W 5-1 (1st)
MD2: vs New Crywyzyxycynya (143) - Ke Kahua Pāʻani o Pua Aloalo, Kepu Manu W 4-1 (1st)
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MD3: @Saterun (56) - Tsear Tsuperdome, Tsear(?) W 4-2 (1st)
MD4: vs Sargossa (51) - Beregozera Stadium, Szensky D 2-2 (1st)
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MD5: @Notcommunist3 (UR) D 1-1 (1st)
MD6: vs Pasarga (17) - National Stadium, TJUN-ia City W 2-1 (1st)
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MD7: @Cobrio (114) - Tukari Kaita National Stadium, Camaron D 2-2 (2nd)
MD8: vs Legalese (76) - Estadio Universidad Carlandas, Carlandas W 4-0 (2nd)
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MD9: @American Generations (283) D 1-1 (2nd)
MD10: vs Sharktail (180) - Estádio do Pacífico, Rio Pacífico W 4-0 (2nd)
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MD11: @New Crywyzyxycynya (143) W 5-2 (2nd)
MD12: vs Saterun (56) - Stade de la Victoire, Roi Ville L 2-3 (3rd)
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MD13: @Sargossa (51) W 3-1 (3rd)
MD14: vs Notcommunist3 (UR) - Tallawah Stadium, Port Town/Portuaria W 4-2 (2nd)
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MD15: @Pasarga (17) - Stade de Torgos, Torgos W 3-0 (2nd)
MD16: vs Cobrio (114) - Tiankong Stadium, Tiankong D 1-1 (2nd)
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MD17: @Legalese (76) - National Stadium, Central Junction W 3-2 (2nd)
MD18: vs American Generations (283) - Zebra Stadium, Toropo/Almadinat W 2-0 (2nd/12-5-1/41pts/+31GD)



What's Next?
Now, the main event itself - Arrosia. We enter this tournament at our highest ranking of all time, #15 according to KPB+ - a historic achievement on top of another historic achievement. As one of the top teams in Pot 2, many might see us as a potential dark horse - but right now, we have to take things one step at a time.

We will play in the SRS for Group L play, the last group alphabetically, and have been drawn the following hand:
- MD1 vs #32 Oberour Ar Moro, the Group 1 winners, who play in a +5 style and have memories we want to exorcise. This is the same nation that knocked us out of WC88 contention on the final day in TJUN-ia City. That hurt back then...and we want retribution for that team.
- MD2 vs #10 Saint Eleanor, winners of Group 6 and a team we have never played before. The top seeds of this group play defensively and look to counter when possible, so our defence will have to be ready.
- MD3 vs #63 Pyazhnaya, winners of Group 3 and a team we played twice at WC89Q - a 3-3 draw and a 5-2 win for us, if you can remember finishing 3rd again. Aleksandra Agratova has done well in her first campaign as boss to make it this far, and with them playing an attacking +3 style, we know they will certainly punch despite their ranking.

This group is certainly competitive, so don't be surprised if this ends up going to the final day again.
MARCH ON!
GO JAGS!



SCHEDULE (Group L, Squornshelan Remnant States)
MD1: vs Oberour Ar Moro (32) - Admiral Cherenkov Stadium, Santraginus
MD2: vs Saint Eleanor (10) - Striterax Cybernetics Arena, Striterax
MD3: vs Pyazhnaya (63) - Striterax Cybernetics Arena, Striterax
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3rd: ARWC3, IBC32/41, ECC3/7, ARWC6, ET20 4/6, ECT, RUWC37, WCoH56
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Postby The Martian Independent Republic » Sun Jun 15, 2025 6:44 pm

Kanzlia 2 - 1 The Martian Independent Republic
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The Martian Independent Republic 2 - Kandorith 0
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On Collapse, and How To Move On

Here are the facts. Potsiri Russell is somewhere in Kanzlia, having fled after the Spiders' 2-1 loss there in the penultimate match of qualifying. As is Martian Football Federation rules, the manager of the SuperLeague team leading the table has been named interim manager. Normally the role would go to the assistant manager, but in this case, Russell is under investigation for bribery, meaning someone outside the Spiders - in this case Catalina Arran, who looks like she's on track to go back-to-back with Aeolis United - must be picked. Rumor has it that after this cycle, the MFF will look outside Mars entirely for a manager.

Here are the facts. Six people are currently under investigation by the MCB (not counting Russell), with charges of bribery being levelled against them. This was not helped by the fact that multiple of the alleged criminals attempted to bribe those investigating them. If, as expected, they are convicted, this will remove a significant portion of the MFF's leadership - whether this change will be good or bad, we are yet to know.

Here are the facts. The Spiders lost to Kanzlia, because - just like when we played them way back in BoF 84 - we were unable to stop Sylverio van Coeworden. This put us a point behind defending silver medalists Crpostran heading into the final day. However, somehow, thanks to a couple of goals sealing revenge against Kandorith and, more importantly, a late equalizer in Mertagne, the Spiders leapfrogged the Sapphire Strikers and stole their spot in Squornshelous. Incidentally, searches for "Aeolis to Brantisvogan" have risen approximately 1,093,000% since the MIR locked in its spot in Arrosia. For the hardcore fans who will make good on their searches, it's quite an ordeal - it requires three flights to get there, as well as a seven-hour shuttle to the Gateway and an overnight ferry to Aleirave, followed by another ferry from Aleirave, before you even get in the air.

Here are the facts. The MIR will start its campaign off playing the hosts, twice champions of the multiverse, Squornshelous. This match will be followed by playing Aleirave, who challenge us for the title of "Most Remote Nation In Anaia", and whose national team got to Brantisvogan on the same route we did. Finally, the Spiders will face HUElavia, and after that, if we've picked up any points, the tournament will be considered a complete success, but if, somehow, we've made the knockouts, there's no telling where they might travel.

Here are the facts. The Spiders are the third-lowest-ranked team traveling to Arrosia, ahead of only Kwrpania, whom we lost to in Aeolis Stadium in a friendly that was widely described as "more exciting than any qualifying match, even though there was nothing to play for", and Vixette - both teams who competed in the Baptism of Fire. This will make them the minnows in any match they're in. But it won't make them give up.
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Postby HUElavia » Sun Jun 15, 2025 8:33 pm

HUElavia 2–2 Sadame
(Agüero 18', Sol 59' | REDACTED 37', REDACTED 72')
Cog Stadium, Caghia, HUElavia

Ochre Islands 2–2 HUElavia
(Finches 22', Midnight 88' | Serra Fontes 41', Llopis 71')

Final Result:
11-4-3, 49 GF, 28 GA, +21 GD, 37 Points
2nd of 10
Qualified to World Cup 99


Back In The World Cup Groove!

HUElavia Qualifies to World Cup 99 in respectable fashion while being drawn one of the Co-Hosts for the Final Tournament!


For the 24th time in HUElavian Football History, the HUElavia National Football Team was part of another World Cup Qualifiers. Being Ranked 27th and set up as a low Pot 2 Team for the Qualifiers, the team had strong aspirations to make the World Cup once again after a fairly underwhelming appearance at World Cup 98 with a 1-0-3 record, ending in the Round-of-32 against Saint Eleanor. Coming out of a Quarter-Finals exit at IAC 23, there was expectation for a rebound through having a World Cup appearance for the 8th time.

HUElavia had a great start to the qualifiers, having many victories, including a historic 3-1 victory over #2 Valanora at HUEsilia, the highest ranked team HUElavia has ever defeated in their history. At the halfway point, HUElavia was leading Group 10 with 22 Points, having a 7-1-1 record, leading over Valanora on head-to-head. The second half of the qualifiers saw HUElavia lose steam, having a record of 4-3-2, including a rough stretch of 1 point earned out of 9 possible in the matches against Nova Calania, Qusmo and Valanora. Despite the drop of points, HUElavia would not drop any lower than 2nd, clinching their spot with 2 games to spare on Matchday 16, as they had an away 2-1 victory at Oscioru. Despite dropping 4 of 6 points in the last two matches, Los Amarillos/Os Amarelos still kept 2nd place and had their direct qualification to the World Cup.

HUElavia finished as the 2nd highest scoring team of the group (behind Valanora), and as one of the more high-end scoring teams in the qualifiers. Essentially, Coach Casillas has brought back an iconic high-scoring HUElavia, while also having a decent defense, despite conceding 28 goals. Not the best in defense, but decent enough to reflect the traditional style of play of the National Team. Out of the 49 goals, youngster Serra Fontes had 8 goals, followed by Milano who had 6 goals during this campaign. Assists were mainly led by Schmidt, who had 8 assists, followed by Kim, who had 5 assists. With the success of the campaign, HUElavia moved up to 25th in the Multiverse Rankings, a respectable position to find themselves in.

In the Group Stage Draw, HUElavia was a low-ranked Pot 2 team, but with the expectation by ranking to make it to the Knockouts. They were drawn into Group I with the likes of No 3 and Co-Host Squornshelan Remnant States, No 78 The Martian Independent Republic, and No 36 Aleirave. A fairly solid group with a strong balance between the teams. This is the 2nd time HUElavia will face off against a co-host, with the only other time being the then World Cup Champion of Farfadillis back at World Cup 85. The most famous match remembered against SRS was the IAC 8 Semi-Final, where HUElavia pulled an upset 1-0 victory in extra time en route to their 1st of 4 consecutive IAC Final appearances. The Martian Independent Republic will be a new opponent for HUElavia, facing off for the first time, and Aleirave would also be a first time opponent. Coach Casillas was quoted saying "We're satisfied with the Group Stage draw and we know we cannot take these opponents lightly. We need to take each match at a time and focus on giving it our all and making it another memorable tournament for our fellow HUElavians. In particular, we're giddy with excitement to take on SRS, it's always special taking on the host of a tournament. I think we have motivation and desire to pull an upset. Either way, we count on our fans to come out and cheer us on in the Group Stage and however long we're in this tournament."

In the Final 27-Player Roster, most of the expected starters were selected, with Ancel as the Captain, while Milano and Kim would serve as Vice-Captains. Some new faces were selected, including the likes of Nakata, Fisch, Pillihuaman, Gavicaechebarria, Sol, Mongrain, and the biggest selection being starlet Serra, who had the said most goals of the team in the Qualifiers. Most of the press and fans were pleased with the selections, but some questioned the exclusion of Pavlona, Miyamoto, Asano, and Narita, as well as Uchee. Coach Casillas was quoted saying "Based on the players we brought throughout the qualifiers and how they did with their clubs, the staff felt that these were the best suited to our needs and expectations to the team. We have great experience, but we're trusting younger players who we believe can make a difference in this World Cup, as well as long term for the National Team. We will rally behind these players and we're determined to play good and successful football. We may want to be in the knockouts, but we aspire to go as far as we can go."

Fans are purchasing tickets mainly on HUElavian Airlines to make it to SRS, as well as purchasing tickets to watch the matches, with the endzone for HUElavia being quickly filled up, including well into nearly the entire half of the stadiums, except for the game against SRS, where the hosts are expected to have 75% of the stadium to themselves. Fans are purchasing jerseys, scarves, flags and hats, looking to cheer on Los Amarillos/Os Amarelos, draping the stadium and streets in Yellow, Green and Blue. The World Cup 99 Sticker Album is also a hot commodity as always, with millions of HUElavians purchasing, collecting and trading stickers of the teams and venues for the World Cup. Once more, the World Cup Fever has struck HUElavia, and it's a welcomed one. Here's to hoping for a strong opening match against Aleirave, and to a historic edition of the World Cup.

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Postby Zenic » Sun Jun 15, 2025 9:34 pm

“Just what the Emperor ordered.”

While being located at the base of a mountain range has its hazards (avalanches / landslides, mosquitos in the summer, less oxygen so any physical activity is harder to perform), it also has its perks. One of them are hot springs, specifically Terme di Capobianco, a natural spa in Binar that many members of the Zenician Armed Forces visited during the most recent conflict. One of those members was, of course, current Emperor Santiago Cuauhtémoc. As he slide into one of the available pools and closed his eyes, he could feel the tension leave his body and the relief wash over him.

"I've missed this. I'm surprised I still got the mayor's discount. It's been years since I've been mayor but Ol' Giovanni is still grateful for helping keep the spa open." The Emperor opened an eye and looked over at Consul Felipe. " This place almost shut down? How?" The Consul sat up in the pool and attempted to recollect the exact situation. "Same as a bunch of other businesses in Binar at the time: no one wanted to leave their house in fear of being caught in the middle of an attack. If you have to worry about being blown up when having a nice Sunday lunch in town, you're not really going out unless you absolutely need to."

Felipe adjusted himself in his spot. "So, we at City Hall needed to come up with a solution quick or else we would be down to around 10 stores for a whole city. Luckily, I was able to convince everyone to take an emergency pay cut and funnel the money into a public fund that helped keep multiple stores open during certain lean periods. Combine that with a little extra police presence, places like this survived while similar places closed down in other cities around the Empire." The Emperor sat up in his spot with a curious look on his face. "I vaguely remember something like that. But how did you convince the other members of the Binar government to take the pay cut? I'm sure some did it out of patriotism but no way that ALL of them did it."

Justo Felipe had no choice but to laugh out loud. "Yeah, you certainly got that right. I had to work with some of the folks who handled the budgets back then and did the math. Basically, we sold them bonds at a prorated amount based on the salary they gave up that would mature in 30 years, with the hopes that the conflict was over long before then. That way, the economy could recover enough to pay out whatever they were owed. Overall, they estimated it would net the bond holders about double the amount they would have received just getting their original salary. In the end, we got the injection of immediate help and they got a reasonably sized pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. As close to win-win as you can get in these modern times."

A look that read as 'impressed' could not be hidden on the Emperor's face. "Risky play but looks like you pulled it off. Too bad Inter Binar can't do the same. Rough go at it in the transfer market from what I've heard," the Emperor said, changing to a more lighthearted subject while also finding a chance to rubbing it in against a rival club's fan.. "Really? Acting like you have any place to talk, Reichton fanboy? You just got lucky your old owner passed away and got replaced by a somewhat smart sugar daddy." The Emperor put his hands up in defense. "I'm just a humble man from Gaxston. I can't help what happens to my team. And before you say anything, I had ZERO input in the selection process for any of the new owners. Completely hands off." Felipe gave his pal the biggest side eye he could muster.

"Regardless, the league restart going well is important for the national team so best wishes for both of our clubs," the Emperor said, moving the subject to something they could both agree on. "Speaking of the national team, another World Cup visit, baby! Wooo!" Justo Felipe matched the pitch and intensity of the Woo almost immediately. "4 in a row and 5 total. This train is chugging along and I don't see any brakes on it! Edsmontik may be a tough out but we want payback for World Cup 98. United States of Nova Calania? More like United States of See Ya Later! Baggieland, pack your backs and go back home. This is the year of Zenic!" The Consul was clearly excited for the biggest sporting event yet.

"I, for one, am cautiously optimistic. An incredible start to the qualifiers followed by a tough grind that we pulled off topped off with a group that seems both like our first winnable group AND a potential early exit like last cycle." Consul Justo Felipe's face grew more miffed and Emperor Cuauhtémoc noticed. "Granted.......once you make the World Cup proper, literally anything can happen. So, I'm hoping for some Survivor magic to grace the World Cup," the Emperor added, throwing up a thumbs up. The Consul replied in kind as they both returned to enjoying the hot springs of Binar.

They knew not what awaited them once they arrived back in the capital so they were going to rest up as much as humanely possible.
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Postby Vdara » Mon Jun 16, 2025 5:26 am

(A reminder of where things stand)

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Koinovoúlio composition following the August 2025 election
Previous government: S-TK-KKV coalition (75 seats)
New government: TBD


Potential Coalitions (70 needed for a majority):
Broadly Left - S-KKV-TK: (71 seats)
Broadly Right - Pame!-GTA-TK-KSV: (62 seats)
Leftist Minority - S-KKV-PPgeKM: (54 seats)
Rightist Minority - Pame!-GTA-KSV: (53 seats)
Centrist Hellscape - S-GTA-TK: (67 seats)
Nuclear Option - S-KKV-GTA: (85 seats)


Two weeks post-election, an agreement was no closer to being reached, and murmurs began to emerge regarding the prospect of a minority coalition government between the Social Democrats (S) and the Communists (KKV). Such an agreement would be several seats short, but there was hope that a few of the smaller leftist parties (plus dissenting members of The Movement (TK) and other parties) would enable them to pass critical bills such as the budget. Understandably, however, the Social Democrats still wanted some form of a majoritarian coalition, and were still holding out in case the opposition centre-right party (GTA) were willing to compromise. Such an agreement would probably be extremely unpopular and despised by the membership and supporters of both parties, but when has that ever stopped the power-hungry. Astonishingly, the leader of GTA had agreed to meet with incumbent President Romanatos (S) - as well as incumbent Deputy President Natalia Demetria (KKV) - to see if any kind of agreement between three of the largest parties was feasible. Spoiler alert: probably not.

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The two leaders sat in the Parliamentary Lounge - a room far more grandiosely named than it was decorated, due to it having only a couple of sofas, a short table, and some books (one of which being used to prop up the table). To pass the time, President Romanatos scrolled through his twit.tur feed relentlessly, often replying to many of his colleagues’ posts with several emoji. In another seat, Deputy President Demetria looked at him, puzzled.

”Charalambos, forgive me for my lack of understanding, but why on earth do you think it’s a good idea to invite a party we’ve had so many fights with to participate in the government? Need I remind you of the time they and The Movement voted down our infrastructure bills?”

Romanatos did not break eye contact with his phone when he replied.

”Natalia, it’s politics, not that I would expect you to understand such things. He wants power, I want power. Easy.”

“Yes, but surely power as a large minority government which most people would support is better than a majority coalition that everyone hates.”

“Our citizens expect things to get done. When things don’t get done, like the last coalition, they get mad. This is why The Movement aren’t invited.”

“Yes, but given that my party and his have had their fair share of disagreements over the years, I’m not sure how our membership would take it either.”

“You’re always welcome to leave the coalition if you think it’s unfeasible, Natalia.”

“And let there be a chance of a right wing government? Not a chance. We’re stuck with each other.”


The door creaked open, and the President’s secretary peered through.

”Mr. Spiterides is here to see you both.”

“Send him in.”


It had been a rough few months for GTA leader Philippos Spiterides, who had failed to cobble together a right-leaning coalition because he wasn’t racist enough for them. Already hated by a large portion of the right wing, he allowed his centre-right tendencies to take over and meet with ‘the other side’ - something he’d likely be forced to resign over, but not that he cared at this point.

”Mr. President and Madame Deputy President, I’m not sure what compelled you both to discuss anything with me.” began Spiterides.

”Desparation, perhaps?” quipped Demetria, smirking.

”Enough of that.” said Romanatos. ”I believe its in all of our best interests if we can reach an agreement of some form.”

Spiterides raised an eyebrow. ”And you think it’s in my interests to essentially cede ground to your parties, particularly after we’ve lost so much support?”

”Think of it as an opportunity to stick it to the KSV and Pame!, and show the broader population that you’re the more mature party.” replied Romanatos.

”Yes, indeed. I’m sure our voters won’t just flock to them the moment I announce that I’m working with the Social Democrats and the fucking Communists.”

“Hey, it’s not like our voters would be happy to work with disruptors like you either! spat Demetria.

”Who on earth are you calling disruptors?”

“You voted against our infrastructure bill, our budget, and every other policy we put forward, why the fuck should we trust you?”

“That’s factually untrue, Madame President - I personally made sure that our party supported your Education of the Nation bill that The Movement tried to shit on.”

“And then you and The Movement killed the budget.”

“That’s politics!”


Romanatos grew tired of the bickering, and decided to interrupt.

”Enough! I can see that this is getting nowhere, so I’m going to try and drag this somewhere productive. If we’re going to work together, we’re going to need to delegate ministries. Spiterides, as the smallest party, you’d be getting some crappy wee positions like Minister of Net Zero or Food Safety.”

[i]”That just won’t do, Mr President.”

“It’ll have to, you have no say.”

“If we have no say, you have no coalition.”


Romanatos sighed. This was going to take longer than he thought, given he was not the master negotiator he thought himself as.
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Postby HOT-DAMN » Mon Jun 16, 2025 7:29 am

The HOT-DAMN team hotel, Vlaikograd, Siovanija
The morning of Match 1 of World Cup 99: HOT-DAMN v. Captina Island

Jimmy Eaton didn’t know how Ernie Stevenson did it. Here was Jimmy, struggling to get out of bed, looking like a mess after a wild night the night before, while Ernie was spry and raring to go on this morning – a red letter morning if there ever was one. You see, today was the day of the first match of the World Cup proper. It was the second straight year that HOT-DAMN had a team in the World Cup – last year, it was the team of beer leaguers led by Eaton. It was far and away the most fascinating story of World Cup 98 – how a group of beer league footballers, who had regular 9-to-5 jobs five days a week, could somehow or another qualify for the biggest sporting event in the multiverse, and even make it to the knockout rounds.

This year, it was a little different. These were more professional players, and a more professional outfit. No longer was the football team based out of a bar. The head coach, Ernie Stevenson, had his own office. There were professional footballers from Hapilopper that had chosen to play for the squad. And the difference between the beer league mentality and the professional mentality was so evident looking at Jimmy and Ernie.

Jimmy had thrown down with several of his former beer league players the night before. The hotel bar was kept open until the wee hours as the former beer leaguers told stories, sang bad songs, drank lots of booze and enjoyed the moment. Ernie, meanwhile, preferred a quiet evening, smoking a cigar and drinking a cup of coffee. Much unlike his race car driver brother Drake, Ernie was not much of a drinker. He’d have a cocktail every now and then, but he had settled down in his post-playing days. His main vice was cigars – it was quite telling that his office in Brewery Stadium had a humidor and quite the selection of cigars for him to choose from. So while Jimmy was fighting one of the worst hangovers of his life, Ernie looked like he was ready to go.

“You have a fun night last night?” Ernie asked his boss.

“Yeah… do we have to be out this early?” Jimmy pleaded with much difficulty.

“I want to do a runthrough of our plans,” Ernie responded. “I’ve got the first few minutes scripted out for the boys… was anyone from our team with you last night?”

“Uh…”

“Because if you’re looking like THAT right now, I don’t want anyone that was out with you on the field tonight,” Ernie continued, a little disgusted with what he saw. “Plain and simple, Jim, it’s one thing if you’re playing against whoever you played with, but this is the big leagues now, my man. We got to keep our eye on the ball.”

“Elwood…” Jimmy started. “that’s about it.”

“Elwood Davis was down here? Fine, I’m heading to see him.”

Ernie stormed out of the hotel lobby and over towards Elwood’s hotel room. Like Jimmy was, Elwood was struggling to make it out of bed. The room was an absolute mess, and so was Elwood. There were a handful of people sleeping on the floor and a couple of people sleeping in the bed with Elwood. It wasn’t anything romantic; people just got plastercast piss-ass drunk and crashed where they fell. You could hear a quiet cacophony of snoring, sleeptalking and whatever, a quietness that was pierced by the loud piercing thud of Ernie cop-knocking on the door.

“Davis? Get your ass out here, the bus leaves in 10 minutes for the run-through.”

Across the hall, a woman opened her door.

“Good luck, those assholes kept us up until four in the morning,” the woman said. “No one’s coming out of that room for hours.”

Ernie turned to the woman, who went back in and closed the door before he could say anything. But as he turned around, Elwood’s hotel room door opened, and out came a dozen chickens, clucking all the while as they rushed down the hallway. And behind them was a man in a banana suit, stumbling out of the hotel room as he tried herding the chickens toward the lobby. The door was propped open, enough for Ernie to open it and walk in.

He walked into a tire fire of a hotel room. The bathroom was in a condition that could not be repeated in this medium. People were laying everywhere. There were towels and curtains all over the place, water splashed everywhere and some evidence existed that something might have caught fire overnight. Where this had been a beautiful hotel room before was now a complete clusterfuck of contemptible chaos.

Ernie tiptoed around the others and made it to Elwood.

“Mr. Davis?” Ernie asked. “You have two seconds to wake up, three seconds to explain this and four seconds to get your ass going. You have a match to play. You have a World Cup match to play. Playtime is over.”

Elwood blinked his eyes for a little bit and realized that his coach was standing over him. And he realized that his head coach was not happy with him.

“Well?”

“Unnngg….” Elwood responded. “We had a fun night.”

“Well, you have a job to do and I’m not going to take any sort of drunken revelry into account,” Ernie snapped. “Get cleaned up, get clothes on and get ready to go!”

As Ernie stormed out of the hotel room, he noticed something horrific in the bathroom – something that, once again, we’re going to leave to your imagination. Because the details of it is too disgusting to share on this medium.

“And you’re cleaning this shit up!” Ernie shouted.

As Ernie stormed out of the room, slamming the door, Elwood laid there for a second, sensing that he wasn’t going to fit in this environment. A year before, when the HOT-DAMN team was just the Kensington Town Soccer Club and represented the Laughing Dog bar and nothing else, Elwood’s antics would have been almost celebrated by the rest of the team. As a matter of fact, the whole rest of the team would be part and parcel to Elwood’s hijinks. Even the day before a World Cup match. The beer leaguers reveled in this nonsense. They got stupid and they’d get stupid with their opponents in the beer league days. But this was different. This was professional.

And to Elwood, this wasn’t fun.

15 minutes later, the bus left for the Stadion Ivo Balikov, where HOT-DAMN would play Captina Island. Elwood was on the bus, but it was clear he wasn’t enjoying himself. He hadn’t grown out of the beer leaguer mindset. His teammates from the year before had, but he hadn’t. Everyone else was raring to go, ready to kick some ass. They figured tonight would be the perfect shot to make an impression while the whole multiverse watched.

Eventually, Elwood’s attitude wore thin on Ernie. He was removed from the starting lineup and removed from the bench. Ernie simply had enough, and let Elwood know it in front of everybody. It was a statement that Ernie was not going to tolerate juvenile stupidity on his World Cup squad. He wanted a professional outfit. And it was a statement to the former beer leaguers – and to Jimmy Eaton: Ernie was in HOT-DAMN to win matches. He was here to win a World Cup. Any sort of juvenile drunken behavior wasn’t going to happen on his time. Replacing Elwood for the rest of the World Cup was Stuart Clark, a fullback from the Halsted Heat. Clark was a meat-and-potatoes player, the kind of player Ernie loved. He was here to work.

And so was Ernie.

And, it turned out, so was the rest of the HOT-DAMN squad.
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Postby Vixette » Mon Jun 16, 2025 9:12 am

heaven's cloud — seventeen

It had been a few weeks, but it still felt so surreal to Blanchefleur that she was dating dating Félicien and not like, well, going for platonic outings where she felt her feelings being played with the entire time.

Blanchefleur and Félicien held paws as they walked down the streets of Regia Centralis. The both were in especially high spirits that day. A reason was because of this World Cup that they somehow managed to qualify in. Truth be told, Blanchefleur felt like she was out of her depth playing against much more experienced humans, but hey, results were results, and she felt proud for doing well. Still, the World Cup was barely on her mind, or on Félicien’s for that matter. They had spent a lot of their time together recently, and with every day came newer, more surprising information. Who knew Félicien’s great-granduncle founded Vixette’s largest coffee company? Or that Blanchefleur was ambidextrous? Truth be told, their discoveries weren’t really all that mindblowing, but the process of getting to know each other more was an enjoyable one, and who were they to stop themselves from having fun?

The couple entered their favourite cafe and sat down at their usual spot: on the second floor, at the third window table from the stairs. It gave them a neat view of the pedestrian mall the cafe was located along, and it was oddly soothing to watch everyone go about their daily lives. As the waitress left after taking their orders, Blanchefleur looked Félicien in the eye lovingly.

“You really have the best recommendations,” she commended, “The coffee they served here is exquisite!” Félicien looked pleased upon hearing that. He couldn’t control the proud grin that slowly crept onto his face; it wasn’t an expression he usually made, but Blanchefleur felt he had been giving her that look much more frequently now that they were together.

“Truly… exquisite expresso," he quipped, and when he said that, Blanchefleur fell into a laughter. She didn’t know what was funnier: that Félicien even attempted to humour her with his lack of humour, or that he pronounced espresso wrongly, or that his wordplay was so charming… Well, wordplay and alliteration weren’t usually charming; Blanchefleur wasn’t a literature enthusiast. Still, there was something about Félicien saying what he did that made it much more attractive. Was it his voice? His tone? The way he exaggerated the alliteration? Who knew?

When the two got their coffees, they spent the next ten minutes admiring and deciphering the latte art. What Blanchefleur (and Félicien) liked about the cafe was that they always had a different latte art pattern with every cup. Were they just that talented? Blanchefleur took a look at Félicien’s cup.

“Whoa…” she commented, “Looks like an angel’s wings…” She was marveling at the detail and sophistication of the art, and Félicien sat there, amused at Blanchefleur’s curiosity. She then looked up to Félicien, and the two made eye contact. Félicien could see the stars in her eyes dance around, and he fell for her once more. He didn’t know, but it was something about Blanchefleur’s eyes… the sparkles that her pupils held, the loving gaze she always gave, the inquisitive expression they always held… If Blanchefleur’s eyes were a pool, he’d dive into and swim in them all day, however cringey that may sound.

Their moment of syzygy ended when Félicien asked to look at Blanchefleur’s cup, which she gave to him willingly. He analysed the art as if he was an archaeologist examining a fine specimen.

“Hmm… a cumulonimbus cloud…” he muttered, “It looks like a random blob of nothing, but at the same time the way it looks so detailed… it can’t be a coincidence it looks like a cloud… Hmm…” As Félicien dove deeper into his musings, Blanchefleur could only look at him with a wowed look. Perhaps it was to be expected of a librarian, but sometimes it was hard to fathom just how knowledgeable Félicien was. She didn’t even know what a cumbalumbimba cloud, or whatever it was, was, but the way Félicien managed to identify it immediately? For her, that was husband material. She didn’t know why she found something so endearing about his wealth of wisdom. Maybe she just liked smart people.

The wings of the angel and the cloud soon disappeared from their cups as the two downed their coffees. Blanchefleur wasn’t a coffee connoisseur by any means, but she definitely knew a good coffee when she tasted one, and the one she just drank was a great coffee. Light, creamy, and not too bitter, just the right combination for a killer coffee. She didn’t know if Félicien was a coffee connoisseur, but judging from what he used to say about the beans or the extraction whatever method, it seemed as if he knew his coffees well.

As the two of them walked out of the cafe, paw in paw, Blanchefleur breathed in the warm, summer air. She liked the summer: it was a great excuse to go out in skimpier outfits that didn’t make her feel so stuffy like the winter, and the beach! She wanted to go to the beach! With Félicien! It had been a while since she had set foot on sand, and her feet were aching for the soft sensation of sand once again.

As they strolled their way along the boulevard, Blanchefleur could suddenly see a vaguely familiar figure looming in the distance. Whoever that was was walking straight towards them. Blanchefleur was unfazed at first, but the closer the figure got to them the more she realised that the figure wasn’t just anyone.

Blanchefleur squeezed Félicien’s paw tighter, although he didn’t seem to notice. The figure cleared out as it got closer. Well, it wasn’t an it but a she. Wearing some sort of dress, she only looked lavish and shiny as she walked down the boulevard in the opposite direction of the two. The distance between Blanchefleur and the lioness grew closer until they walked past each other, and then they started to walk away from each other. The lioness was pretty much hiding her identity, what with her sunglasses and beret, but Blanchefleur recognised her from her muscular legs and sway in her walk.

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Postby Pasarga » Mon Jun 16, 2025 9:44 am

Torgos Tribune ~ Out of the Frying Pan

When the group draw was made for the Wanderers qualification campaign, there was some worries that it was going to be a difficult one to navigate, having gotten the top seeds of a few pots as well as a few up and coming sides that looked like they wanted to disturb the balance of the group. Going into the final two matches of the campaign, those worried had very much been played out before the fans of the team and the whole wide world, the Wanderers were struggling to hold on to a top three spot in the group despite being the group's top seed and with a very talent laden squad. The third seeds in Saterun had surprised everyone with a campaign that was among the best in all of the qualifiers, while a pair of defeats to second seed TJUN-ia had them sitting pretty ahead of the Wanderers and almost assured of their spot in the Finals. Cobrio was nipping at the heels of the side from the Dual Islands, expecting to likely overtake our lads and lasses on the last matchday as the team was traveling within the region to take on the aforementioned top performing Saterun after a home game against Sharktail.

Going into the weekend, the Wanderers knew that they had to do to ensure that they were going to survive the group and advance out of it, they had to acquire four points from the six on offer to keep it within their own hands, as any dropped points would require Cobrio to drop points in a pair of matches where they were heavily favored. Despite only having two losses on the campaign, both to TJUN-ia, the Wanderers had a quartet of upsets that had cost them valuable points along the way, the most outlandish of these had been the opening game of the campaign at home against Notcommunist3. It would be one of only five matches where their opponents would get any points at all in the campaign and that draw seemed to set the tone for Thor and his squad, as another home draw at the halfway point against Saterun derailed what had been a promising middle of the campaign run of form and allowed the Rushmori rivals to springboard into a form where they would not lose again until the penultimate matchday away to Sargossa after they had already secured qualification, turning the fortunes of both sides to opposite ends.

Thankfully in front of ninety thousand screaming fans rooting on the national team in the Stade de Torgos, the Wanderers eased to a victory over Sharktail and ensured they would have the advantage heading into the final matchday over Cobrio, who kept pace with a win of their own. Goals from Járngrímur, Zágon Schmid, and Asztrik Biró in the first half put Sharktail to bed, though there was a bit of excitement late when they scored with a quarter hour left to go but ninety-seven seconds later substitute Orkény Szegedi sealed the game away with a tidy finish from eight yards out. A four to one victory lifted the mood of the entire team and built upon the momentum of the last match where they had won, knowing they simply needed to go to Saterun and find a way not to lose. If they could do that, then it would not matter at all what happened with Cobrio as they could only tie the Wanderers on points and the team held both tiebreakers over the Anaian outfit, but the task of getting a point away to the group leaders was going to be a difficult one. If the team was to find a way through, they were going to need to probably play their best game of the campaign and hoped their defense would do enough to slow down the offensive onslaught their regional neighbors had been this campaign.

By the skin of their teeth, the Wanderers walked away with a point in a three all draw and did just enough to secure their spot in the Finals, as Cobrio did win in their other match but were left behind thanks to the Wanderers having both matchups against their qualification rivals. As things shook out, Group 12 ended up being the third most difficult group to advance out of in terms of points, requiring thirty-eight points to advance. That would been enough points to win a group and then finish comfortably second in another nine groups, showing just how competitive the group actually became and why the fans were worried when the draw had occurred. Despite plenty of trials and tribulations though, the Wanderers managed to overcome all the obstacles before them and secure a spot in a third straight Finals and were able to breathe easy for a little while, until the group draw for the Finals was announced and then the anxiety and nerves rocketed back up for both player and fans as the team had gone from a quasi Group of Death in the qualifies to a true Group of Death in the Finals.

That is because the Wanderers, who enter into the group ranked nineteenth and thusly a pot two team, have draw both the best third pot and fourth pot to Group C in Siovanija & Teusland, meaning that the team has jumped out of the frying pan and straight into the fire. Eleventh ranked Juvencus comes into the group as the top seed and likely will feel a bit aggrieved themselves, as the Wanderers are one of the better pot two teams at least by ranking. They however enter into the Finals in a bit of a rut themselves, having gone nine wins, seven draws, and two losses in their own qualification campaign to finish second in group four and finish second. Joining the Wanderers and Juvencus from the top of their pots are twenty-eight ranked Kamijoro and forty-fourth ranked Zwangzug, the latter a team who has quite a bit of history in the competition and are far better than their rank would imply. Like Pasarga and Juvencus, Kamijoro struggled with a bit of a draw issue and just about finished third in their group with thirty-three points, two points above the fourth placed team in the group. Zwangzug actually comes into the group with the best qualification point tally with thirty-nine, having finished second in group five, living up to the billing of being better than their ranking suggests.

The Wanderers start with Kamijiro in St. Jakob, where the team will be playing in front of sixty-five thousand at the Draistadion, a stadium that the Wanderers fans in attendance will be quite pleased with. It will likely remind plenty of Pasargans of the East River Stadium in Sardin but on a much larger scale, as the Sardin United stadium only holds twenty-seven thousand, less than half of the venue's total capacity. While a lovely riverside location will be aesthetically beautiful, the Wanderers will be looking to play some beautiful football on the inside of the stadium and look to have Járngrímur try to breach the Kamijoro defense on a number of occasions, as the CAP striker has been the most consistent offensive force for the Wanderers during the qualification campaign. The defense should not have as much to worry about as they did against Saterun, but they still need be on their toes as this is a team that will try to attack when they see an opportunity. With the expanded knockout field, an early win would be a huge step towards securing progression for the team and if they make the knockouts again, no one will worry about the qualification struggles. It is a pivotal three points for the Wanderers to try and seize in this difficult group, especially with Juvencus being the second match and knowing how difficult of a game that might end up being. If the team wants to advance, they have to get a result here, ride the momentum of their last trio of qualification games and the confidence they built.

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Postby Doubeia » Mon Jun 16, 2025 10:20 am

IC Note: Ambrose's transfer to FC Virtus has not occurred as of the events of this RP.
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Demidov rumoured to leave Winterfalls after end of season
Winterfalls Tundras's all-time leading goalscorer Ambrose Demidov's eight-year tenure at the club could be coming to an end as internal reports have emerged that the forward has been unhappy at the club for a while.

Demidov was previously injured after a game against Red Square that saw him sidelined for three months. The club has confirmed that Demidov has been slowly reintegrating into the first team, and the Men's National Team manager Bryson Samokhiv has expressed his interest in calling Demidov back into the team that will be playing for the 99th World Cup.

Speculations have risen about Demidov's personal circumstances, although the player has revealed little about his personal life. Some have claimed a possible breakup, potentially with another teammate, as the catalyst to Demidov's departure. Winterfalls Tundras have not responded to the rumours as of writing this article.

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Skye had found another boyfriend.

Ambrose didn't know who he was. He probably was some random she found or knew about. Salvador had broken the news to him during training, and he remembered that very moment.

"I don't know if I should be telling you this," Salvador quipped, "But... uhh... Skye has a new boyfriend."

She what?

"She what?" Ambrose asked, his voice raised higher than the ceiling of the gym they were in. He could feel his blood pressure rising exponentially as his heart beat faster and faster. No, no, no. It was too soon. It had only been what? Five months? Half a year? She already healed the wound he'd left her in that time? What about him? What about him, who was struggling to even lift himself up after he tripped himself over? It was unfair. Everything was unfair. Why did she love someone else? Why did someone else love her? Why did no one love him like that?

Ambrose felt a slurry of emotions stir around in his head. Was it anger? Jealousy? Confusion? It was hard to tell what he was feeling when they all were mixed together. He had many questions he didn't (want to) have answers for. He remembered how he felt then, and how it was the same as when he first broke up with Skye. She broke his heart once, and now she had to break it again. What was there to break? The tiny shards that remained of his heart? Where was the mercy?

Ambrose couldn't put his mind off the news. Questions filled his mind, and then they overflowed. He kept asking questions towards himself, towards fate, towards whatever higher being there was. Each question came in as fast as he forgot about them, and after a certain point all he could think of was: why?

Why did he feel so strongly about this?

Why didn't he want Skye to be happier?

Why couldn't he find love as easily as she did?

So many whys, but so few becauses. Ambrose was a lifeless vessel for the rest of training, when he drove home, when he entered home and plopped himself on his bed and started crying. He felt immature crying. He felt like a child. This wasn't something he should be crying over as an adult. Skye found someone who could treat her well, and he should be happy for her for that. But if she found someone new, that meant...

...would her memories of him and her slowly fade as they get replaced by her with her new guy?

Ambrose cried again.

Maybe that was why he was crying. Maybe he wished that she found forget about them, but would his wishes be fulfilled? Sometimes he felt like he had forgotten about Skye as a person when just a few months ago they were cuddling lovingly. Such was life, but Ambrose was done. He. Was. Done. He wished he didn't have to find the news out. Well, maybe when he was in the right headspace, but he clearly wasn't then.

Ambrose dreaded the next few training sessions. Whenever he saw Skye, he would always be reminded of her new stupid boyfriend. He wished he was the new stupid boyfriend. At least that way he could feel someone's love. Throughout the entirety of the harsh winter all Ambrose felt was the cold. The cold sharp pain of loneliness pierced his entire being as he struggled to move on from his past with Skye he desperately held on to. Other people were probably spending their winters with the people they loved, or perhaps with people who loved them. He, meanwhile, spent Christmas eating his meal prep and watching another comedy show to placate the pain he was feeling. Walking outside had never felt so shitty. All there was to see were snow, even more snow, people walking and cozying up to each other, and then more snow. It was both boring and torturous, an oxymoronic enigma.

As spring rolled around, Ambrose had started to toy with the idea of leaving Winterfalls for another club or country even. He hadn't been seriously considering it, but the more the news about Skye's new guy rung in his head, the stronger his contemplations about moving out were. He hated going to training and seeing Skye's face. He recognised he had a problem: he couldn't move on from her at all. It was messing with his life, his health, his wellbeing, and once he got fit, his performances. He knew he needed to seek help from someone, but something in him told him the first step to moving on was to move out.

Ambrose had never seen his manager look so shocked when he told her his intentions.

"Are... are you sure you don't want to stay?" Lena Butkovskaya asked worriedly, "You need someone to talk to? We have a team psychia—"

"I want to leave," Ambrose stated plainly, "I'll make sure the fee is high enough you will be able to afford a backup striker. I just... I don't want to be here anymore."

"You're making a very big decision here, Ambrose," Lena responded. Ambrose didn't know if she was genuinely concerned about his wellbeing, or whether she was more worried about not being able to find a replacement striker to fill in the extremely big boots he was leaving.

"I know," he replied, "But I'm still making it either way."

That day, Ambrose drove home feeling slightly different.

Entering his apartment, he felt slightly off. Suddenly, the reality hit him: this wasn't going to be his apartment anymore. He'd have to move to wherever his new club was, and it sure as hell was not going to be in Winterfalls. It felt odd. He had been part of the team for about a decade. He spent practically his entire pro career with Winterfalls, and he played a lot of youth football here as well. It feel so weird that he would be finally moving on, although he didn't know whether "finally" was the word to describe it. Perhaps "forcefully" was so apt. He'd lived in his apartment alone for ten years. Sometimes, his house would be graced by the presence of others, but now it was as good as deserted. His family lived across the mountains in a bum ass town, so he really had no one. It was a lonely existence.

Ambrose walked towards the balcony again. He took in the park view. Seeing people run and animals frolic in the park green had always been a familiar sight, but soon it'd be a forgone memory. Perhaps he could rent the room out so he would still have ownership over the apartment. Yes, that was a good idea.

As Ambrose continued to think about the sudden nostalgia he was feeling about Winterfalls, he decided to go for a drive, just to take in the sights of Winterfalls before he left. It was a bit silly; he had at least a good two months before he would be moving out, but he decided to go on his impromptu roadtrip nonetheless. Powering his ignition, he headed out of his apartment complex and onto the streets of Winterfalls. As he drove, he realised how much things had changed around him. The old church near the academy grounds had gotten a swanky facelift, and the old burger shop nearby had been replaced by a Juven restaurant. The trees even looked different, and he swear some of these roads did not exist last time.

It was a trip down memory lane as Ambrose continued to take in the sights around him. Each landmark was a puzzle piece of his memories that slowly completed themselves in his mind. The memories that had been collected over the course of ten years piled up, and there was a strong sense of nostalgia as he breathed in the Winterfalls air. Would he have been able to anticipate a few months ago that he would be playing his final season for Winterfalls? He had made the decision for himself, but he still felt a bit shocked at what that decision entailed. Maybe he should have thought it through, but what was done was done. He could only look forward.

As Ambrose rounded off his trip down memory lane, he thought of his final destination: Skye's house. He pondered over it for a little while. Should he drive over to her? He remembered the times he'd drive her home, and that was when all the memories of her started to come back like a whiplash.

Suddenly, Ambrose had to drive to Skye's however creepy that may seem. He had to relive those memories, those memories of him with her, one last time. He was a hopeless romantic frantically clinging onto the fraying threads of what was his relationship with her, but hey, he enjoyed his role. It took a few turns for the roads to become extremely familiar, and a few more traffic lights and he was along the home stretch. He could tell when he was extremely close to Skye's house because her neighbour had a gigantic ferris wheel in their front porch for whatever reason. Then, there was Skye's house.

It looked the same as before. Nothing had changed since that day he walked up to Skye's house to ask her if they were really done as a couple. Ambrose remembered that day. All the sorrow, the pain, the regret resurfaced in his heart, and he let out a few tears.

Ambrose missed her. How could he move on anymore?

"'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street"
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Postby Commonwealth of Baker Park » Mon Jun 16, 2025 10:27 am

World Cup Finals 99 Factsheet
contact Sasha Henderson, FAC Director of Media Relations, for more information

The Commonwealth of Baker Park National Team secured qualification to the Finals of World Cup 99, hosted in Arrosia by Banija, Squornshelan Remnant States and Siovanija & Teusland, for the sixteenth time in eighteen appearances in the qualifying phase (they previously co-hosted WC 84 and WC 90) in their 20th anniversary since making their debut in Baptism of Fire 67.

The luck of the draw sees BP assigned into Group A where they will face their quarterfinal opponent from that BOF 67, the co-host Goldhorns against whom they will open the tournament.

Baker Park will also have fixtures against Audioslavia and Drawkland to contend with, as the top two sides in each of the 12 groups along with the eight best third placed nations advance to the knockout stage.

--The Bees and Goldhorns will kick off the event at the 90,000 seat Nationalstadion in Stelburg, the seventh all time meeting between the nations but only the second in the host nation itself; a 5-2 win in a friendly prior to World Cup 85 qualifying is the only previous time BP have been the true visiting team among their 14 senior team matches played in the United Republics.
--BP have won eight and drawn three of their matches played within the nation, with half of the total number of fixtures played at just one venue, the Olimpski-Stadion in Borograd; they are 4-2-1 all time including a pair of victories and the one draw coming in ARC 4 as well as the previously mentioned win over the home side.
--The Under-18 National Team won their second U18WC title in the Teus capital in SWC 9 defeating Hapilopper in the Final, but the senior side have never played at the venue. Current Assistant NT Manager Zoe Montgomery was in charge of that squad so she will certainly have fond memories of the stadium which has been redeveloped and expanded since then.
--S&T have won three straight since that long ago exhibition, including the most recent meeting in the group stage of World Cup 97, the other wins coming in AOCAF 60 and in World Cup 85's group stage, both 1-0 to the Goldhorns.
--Baker Park and Audioslavia will meet for the fifth time in their history on MD 2 at the Stadion Zvezda Juznega in Vrnovo, capacity 60,000; the sides last meeting was also in Siovanija & Teusland during AOCAF 63—once in the group stage, a 0-0 draw and then in the semi-final, a 2-1 extra time victory for the Bulls which ended BP's 14 match regional unbeaten streak as well as their reign as champions of Atlantian Oceania. They also previously split a pair of World Cup group stage fixtures in WC 83 and WC 86.
--Drawkland and Baker Park opened up the World Cup 99 cycle with a friendly prior to the start of qualifying at the State Fairgrounds Stadium in Springfield, a 4-3 BP win which fit the profile of most of the recent history between the Bees and Kick Corps as four of the seven times the nations have played each other that has been final score.
--The Sonnelians were debutant qualifiers like BP on their introduction to NS World Cup in cycle 77 and the two nations will welcome two new members of the BOF to World Cup club in Vixette and Kwrpania this time, the third and fourth sides that have jumped straight into the Finals since Park achieved the feat; Edsmontik (cycle 97) return for a third consecutive appearance but WC runners-up Crpostran (cycle 96) fell short of advancing, the first nation to ever fail to make the field after medaling in the previous event.
--The Kick Corps and Bees will close out Group A action at the 50,000 seat Stadion Kaiserhaven on MD 3; their meeting in World Cup 91 at the OptiFone Arena in Folte was also the group finale, with the seven-obsessed nation getting their lone competitive win—4-3, of course—which left BP winless in the Finals for the only time in history.
--Baker Park have a current 10 match unbeaten streak dating to their 3-2 loss against Devonta on MD 8 of qualifying at Rogers Stadium in Endborough; they won 5 and drew 4 over the final half of the schedule including a 1-0 home win over Loyo in the 800th match in the mixed gender National Team era.
--Previously, the NT hosted Saint Eleanor in the 1,200th all-time fixture in history, with the 2-1 victory marking the nation's 650th win.
--And even deeper into stats, the MD 9 fixture against Zirahuen was BP's 400th WCC sanctioned match, with the 3-0 away win over Qasden on MD 10 the 250th in official NSWC action.
--The World Cup opener will be Baker Park's 70th fixture in the Finals and number 410 in WCC play, equaling the number of matches played by tbe NT in the pre-mixed gender era. Their Finals record stands at 27 wins, 28 defeats and 14 draws while they have compiled a record in the BOF, WCQ, World Cup Finals and a single Cup of Harmony berth of 254 victories and 78 draws against just 77 losses.
--Midfielders Leanne Bryant and Carlton Morgan both joined the 50 cap club during qualifying while several other members of the player pool have climbed up the ranks to be next in line—Stefani Martini, Gillian Albertson, Claudia Grayson, Renee McKenzie, Roberta Andrews, Camille Prince and Geoff Cotterill all have 40 or more appearances current through the end of the cycle.
--David Coleman, Cyndi Garfield and Rob D'Alessandro could each hit the diamond plateau of 75 caps during the Finals although it will probably require a deep run into the knockout stage to join the 52 others who have made at least as many NT appearances.
--Manager Will Barnard became the second winningest boss in NT history in the 4-3 win over Loyo on MD 7, as he passed Maestro Ichi Tuzzio with his 77th career victory, which left him just 77 behind Jennifer Prescott! Heading into the Finals, Barnard has a record of 82 wins, 43 draws and 33 losses.

Lineup vs Siovanija & Teusland MD 1
Cotterill; Frost, Lohmeyer, McKenzie; S Logan, Garfield (c), Kirby, Howard; Grayson; Coleman, Khan
subs--Albertson, Duffy, Andrews, Taylor, A Jones, Douglas, Martini, D'Alessandro, Morgan, Bryant, Prince, London, Hardison, Ikedieze, Shock
Last edited by Commonwealth of Baker Park on Mon Jun 16, 2025 10:38 am, edited 1 time in total.
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