“Huh…believe what?” Claudio Maltwest was hunched over a microscope as he had been for the larger part of the past 30 minutes while his lab mate prattled on. Bryan wasn’t paying attention, he needed to get this assignment done for their fishery science class. On its face, this assignment was an easy one. Stupidly easy at that. ‘Prove why Cardenaoan fisheries are among the best in the world.’
Claudio had shaken his head when he read the assignment, this was a piece of cake. Every Cardenaoan knew why their fisheries were so highly coveted, it didn’t take a rocket scientist. Warm water+nutrient rich ocean floor=lots of plants and small organisms, which leads to things that feed on those and things that eat them. But knowing something since childhood is much different than actually scientifically proving that. Look at some of the water under a microscope and what do you see? What does the water tell you? What does–
“Claudio are you paying attention man?? I’m trying to explain how crazy of a season Brett Hannah is having!”
“Didn’t he get benched or something last year? How is he so good now?”
“Oh my god Claudio, always analyzing! And it wasn’t like he was benched, it was actually a three quarterback rotation scheme with the best QB over the first three quarters getting to start the final quarter.”
“That seems inefficient.”
“And yet it worked! Sort of, I mean we won the Big-8 championship but got dumped out of the Playoffs…but this year though!”
“Is this finally The Year I hear so much about, the year we finally win it all?” Claudio let out a bemused chuckle as he went back to the exciting world of microscopes. He couldn’t deny that Arman’s enthusiasm and diehard loyalty to the LeBois Broncos didn’t rub off on him a bit. It was hard to be in a bad mood when Arman was around, though it was certainly hard to get work done.
“I mean it sure as hell could be! Look, everyone acted like the Broncos were dead and gone forever…we’ve lost one game! One!” He cried. “That was against a red hot Alexandria team who got their shit kicked in for the second week in a row…you know what that means C-money? Huh? Do you??”
“I do not.”
“IT MEANS WE’RE FIRST IN THE CONFERENCE! It means we’re in the driver’s seat baby, we’re the masters of our future and it’s looking like another conference championship!”
“Wouldn’t you rather get some success in the playoffs?”
“Well, I mean obviously yeah I want that, c’mon Claudio you’re smarter than that!” Arman said with a wink as he pulled out his phone, pulling up highlights from the Broncos game against Richardson University.
For years the Ranorian university had tortured LeBois, them and Cold Hill both had the Blue and Orange dead to rights and tormented them regularly. Last season marked a tipping point though with the famous “Over the Hill” chant as LeBois won the Big 8 championship for the first time in program history. Sure Bobby Dials had led them to a playoff semifinal, but it was Brett Hannah who actually won the first trophy for BSU and he was the man under center so it was all eyes on the junior.
“And I mean look at that, look at how he sensed pressure coming from behind and scooted out through the blocking gap, he’s totally going to run it but he sees Reno Thai at the last second and side arms it to him…he should’ve been sacked but we get a 23 yard touchdown out of it, just brilliant man.”
“Wow, that's crazy.”
“Yeah it was so cool! I mean Richardson went right down and got three points on the board, but Brett Hannah and the Broncos were in the driver’s seat the whole time! Reno Thai was sick this game, I know I’ve been saying Brett this Brett that but honestly Reno might’ve been the player of the game. I mean he got that receiving TD in the first quarter then he got the touchdown that iced the game late in the third quarter when he busted off that 81 yard burner.”
“Wow, that’s crazy.”
“Ain’t it though?? Shittttt that’s how you build up hype and momentum headed into the Battle of the B!”
“Does that mean we’re playing BYU?”
“Oh snap, I knew you were paying attention Claudio!
“Fuck BYU, we all know that Arman.”
“Love that and love you Claudio, couldn’t have said it better myself. I’m feeling pretty good about this game, or at least I’m convincing myself to feel good. I dunno, sure the Miners are pretty shit this season, I mean they’re 2-5 let’s be real, but they always seem to show up big against us.”
“Probably because of all the trash talk.”
“That might have something to do with it! We play our game, we should win mark my words. Get Reno Thai the ball, let the World Bowl winner run with it and when he needs a break? My man Brett can take us home from there.”
“At least that’s going well because we’re totally fucked on this assignment, can’t you even pretend to care??”
“Dude………it’s BSU football. Does anything else matter?”
“……I’ll just finish this for us then.”

High School Football MD8!!!!!!!!
Players of the Game:
Skyview: Junior WR Jonathan Lee 2 RusYds, 128 RecYds, 2 RecTD
La Escuela: Senior WR Jonathan Jackson 121 RecYds, 1 RecTD
What a thriller this was between a Skyview team hoping to end the regular season with a winning record and a La Escuela team hoping to make it a respectable 2-3 finish. As it ended up, Skyview did not end the season with a winning record and La Escuela did get the W to rescue a 2-3 record. QB Taylor Fisher had one of his best games of the season as the junior completed 70% of his passes for 3 touchdowns and 248 yards though he did through an easily avoidable interception and got sacked three times for a loss of 22 yards. Junior WR Jonathan Lee made it his mission to win the game for the Fliers as he caught 8 of his 11 targets for 128 yards and a pair of touchdowns. Sophomore WR Gage Ward had the performance of his season as he caught 7 of 9 targets for 76 yards and the game winning touchdown on ten yards. Senior RB Darren Dobbs capped a disappointing year with a 38 yard rushing performance on 8 carries while QB Taylor Fisher added 27 yards on 3 carries. It just wasn’t enough from a Skyview offense that never really looked up to the task. On defense, it was the linebacker duo who ran it up with senior LB Guy Krah adding 13 total tackles to his season total of 42, and he got three for solid losses tonight too. Building on that was fellow senior LB Joel Maxey getting 10 combined to his name with 4 for losses. Senior CB Jeremy Vail showed what he had as he got a tackle with three defended passes including an interception he brought back for 10 yards. A tough loss for the Skyview Fliers but at least they head into the Championship tournament not with the lowest seed.
For the winning Footballers, good on you boys! Get that 2-3 record and claw your way into the next echelon of Championship teams. Senior QB Temuro Brown would probably wish to have this game back as he only completed 21 of 38 passes for 236 yards and a split 1 touchdown/1 interception line, though he was sacked four times and lost a fumble to go with it. Senior WR Jonathan Jackson was the big stat winner of the day as he caught 10 of his 13 targets for 121 yards and a 42 yard touchdown while sophomore wideout Jer’Michael Montrenobe caught 3 of 4 for 43 yards. I was happy to see the running backs get some good air action, senior Neiko Yemm caught 3 of 6 for 32 yards and sophomore Johnuary Idaho caught 2 for 14 yards to go with a game leading 51 rush yards on seven (7) carries including a 12 yard touchdown carry and Neiko was right behind him with 45 yards though he failed to add 6 points. Shoutout to senior S Kevin Jenkins for his 8 tackles and fumble recovery on defense.
Players of the Game:
Riverstone: Senior S Richard Bolduc 5 Solo, 2 Int, 2 PD
JCE: Senior DE Jerrid Réamann 5 Solo, 3 Sk
Man……this was a rough game so let’s get this over with quickly, know what I mean? 6 points for the Otters, that’s rough. Senior QB Kanthony Marley could only manage 127 yards on 10 receptions to go with his 7 sacks so that’s a bad night for sure. Senior TE Darren Kent led both teams with 81 yards on 4 receptions though he couldn’t find the endzone. Not much else to write about in the receiving room so we head to Riverstone’s run game and it was led by Mr. Marley who went for 29 yards on 5 carries. The other two rushers combined for 20 yards and zero points so…yeah this was a terrible showing from the Otters offense when they needed something solid to finish the season with a winning record. At least junior LB Alec McDonald gave it his all with 11 combined tackles including 2 sacks, while senior safety Richard Bolduc added 7 combined and he intercepted both passes thrown his way. Not enough to secure the W though, better luck in the Championship!
For the winning Green Titans, helllll yeah you got the winning record! Junior QB James Ross kinda sucked ass as he completed 13 of 17 passes for a remarkable 92 yards, one touchdown, two interceptions, and he got sacked three times in a 68.4 rated performance. Yikes! With numbers like that, it’s no surprise there’s little to write about in the receiving room. Junior WR Scott Butler made the most of it as he caught four passes for 36 yards while the sole touchdown of the game came from a five yard pass to……an offensive lineman? Yes, the play totally brokedown and somehow senior OL Eric Jenkins hauled in the first target of his career for the first touchdown of his career, congratulations big man. When it came to running the ball, well the Green Titans were certainly more successful on the ground game as they recorded 147 yards on the night. No real surprise as senior RB David Brown led the team with 80 yards on 17 carries sophomore Devin Miller tried to make the most of his relief touches as he turned 12 rushes into 44 yards. On defense, senior LB Jay Kazee put his foot down to secure the victory as the senior led his team with 8 total tackles including 2 for losses meanwhile fellow senior LB Wes Simmon was right behind him with 7 tackles with a sack to boot. It was a narrow win, perhaps not the best one, but a win is a win for the J.C. Evermore Academy Green Titans!
Players of the Game:
Glenelg: Junior QB Anthony Simon 234 PssYds, 2 PssTD, 33 RusYds, 1FL
Academia Cardonia: Sophomore QB Charlie Slaughter 298 PssYds, 3 PssTD, 22 RusYds
It was an exciting clash between a Glenelg Dragons team hoping to get a winning record while the Golden Knights of Academia Cardonia were hoping to claw their way back from a 1-3 start to the season. For the Dragons, Junior QB Anthony Simon was really all that as he completed 12 of his 24 throws for 234 yards and a pair of touchdowns as he avoided throwing an interception, though he did get sacked six times and fumbled the ball away once. Somewhat surprisingly it was sophomore WR Sam Maynor who led the team in receiving with his 96 yards and touchdown reception coming off four receptions while junior RB Larry Stukes seemed prime to have a big day, catching both of his targets for 56 yards and a touchdown before unfortunately spraining his ankle. Senior star TE, perhaps the best at his position in the league, only caught 3 of 6 targets for 40 yards and fans will be hoping for an increased target share moving forward. When it came to running the ball, once again the name Larry Stukes pops up, this time as he led his team in rushing with 47 yards on 8 carries leading his senior backup Carter Hagen’s 38 yards. QB Anthony Simon showed his willingness to get stuck in as he ran 5 times for 33 yards. Let’s talk defense…they didn’t play well. Okay, good talk. Alright alright fine, senior LB Maliek Davis continued his dominating campaign as he once again recorded double digit tackles, this time 11 combined while he batted down a pass attempt to top it off. Shoutouts to senior LB Billy Morris and freshman S Eddie Myatt for forcing a fumble each, that takes real hustle and smarts! Still though, L!
For the winning Academia Cardonia this was a pretty straightforward game that at no point looked like getting away from them. 14 points in the first quarter, 20-10 going into half and it just got more comfortable for them as the game progressed. Sophomore QB Charlie Slaughter continued his solid breakout campaign as he completed 30 of 44 passes for 298 yards and not one, not two, but three touchdown passes as he avoided throwing an interception and only got sacked once in a very impressive display. Slaughter’s favorite throwing target was senior star WR Jack Caver who caught 8 of 11 targets for 96 yards and a 16 yard touchdown but it was junior WR Maxwell Valverde who led the charge with 112 yards built off a 42 yard catch and go touchdown reception on nine receptions. The final touchdown went to sophomore Bardford Mayes who caught all three of his targets, to take him to nine total on the season, for 27 yards and a 15 yard touchdown on top, solid showing from the young lad who could potentially partner Charlie for two more seasons. On the run game, sophomore RB Myles Goins had the best game of his career so far as he turned 10 rushes into 50 yards though he did lose a fumble while senior Ben Devine got 43 yards and a touchdown on 11 touches. That’s how you do it! On defense, senior LB Jeremy Ruff got ten tackles and a sack while senior DL Darryl Richardson got two sacks and recovered a fumble he brought back ten yards. Pretty easy day for the Golden Knights on both sides of the ball as they clawed their way to a 2-3 record.
Players of the Game:
Ficilian Point: Junior QB Elijah Bartholomew 202 PssYds, 2 PssTD, 12 RusYds
Obyedako: Senior RB D’Von Glover 63 RusYds, 77 RecYds, 1 RusTD
It was a tight contest between a Ficilian Point team looking for their second victory of the season while the Blue Devils were looking to make it 5-0 on the season……which they did! Let’s start with the losing Ficlian Point team. They lost, which brings them to 1-4 this season and likely cements their place as the lowest seed in the upcoming Championship tournament. Junior QB Elijah Bartholomew did about as best he could as he completed 29 of his 39 passes for 202 yards and a pair of touchdowns, though he did throw an interception you’d expect Elijah to avoid. Senior WR Eric Goss was tearing it up with 64 yards on 5 catches before he injured his knee and will likely be out for several weeks. Senior TE D.J. Hicks also caught 5 passes for 31 yards and he reeled in an 11 yard touchdown to boot while fellow senior TE Tommy Frericks caught his single target for a seven (7) yard touchdown. Junior RB Kelton Huston led the ground attack with his 48 yards on 11 carries though he did lose the ball like a fool, while fellow junior RB Garett Flowers did his best to record 28 yards on 7 attempts. Not a lot going on the ground, not a lot going in the air, not a lot going for the Seabirds offense in this game. Not a lot going for the Seabirds defense either but let’s take a look at them. As has been the theme for Cardenaon high schools this season, it was a pair of linebackers who led the charge with senior Darren Driscoll recording 11 tackles while sophomore Dana Dalton continued to show his potential with an 8 tackle display. Junior CB Shaun Williams showed his versatility as he recorded an interception to go with five tackles. Not enough though for the Seabirds, simply not enough.
For the winning Obyedako Blue Devils, this is the best season in program history and they’ll be hoping to make it 6-0 next week. Dual threat quarterback Raymund Fitzgerald was fairly unremarkable this game as the senior recorded 219 passing yards and an interception on 14/23 throwing. Sophomore WR Orlando Thomas built on his promising year as he brought in 4 of 7 targets for 77 yards but he was just beat by senior RB D’Von Glover catching all 3 of his targets for 77 yards as well. D’Von also added 63 rushing yards and a touchdown on 13 carries to solidify his place as the Blue Devils player of the game. Raymund Fitzgerald wasn’t afraid to roll his sleeves up and get his hands dirty as the QB went for 26 yards and a touchdown on 8 carries. So where did this final touchdown come from? I’m glad you asked reader, I’m glad you asked. Onnnnnn defense, the star was freshman S Cade Row who brought his third interception of the season back 46 yards for a touchdown but he wasn’t the standout of the night. No, that honor went to junior LB Brion Woods who recorded 13 total tackles, a number matched by senior LB Aaron Corchiani while fellow senior LB David Wilstead was right behind them with 12 tackles. 5-0 for the Blue Devils, I didn’t anticipate that leading into this season but here they are and they’re hoping to add to their tally next week!

















