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Allied Iran
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Posts: 35
Founded: Feb 06, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allied Iran » Fri May 03, 2024 9:23 am

A medieval fantasy kingdom of humans and elves, fighting side by side for the first time in 10,000 years to stave off the apocalypse.

apocalypse so terrible men and elf band under one kingdom?
Imperial State of PersiaKišvar-ī Šāhanšāhīh-ī Ērān
The timeline where Islam never made a lasting impression in the Persosphere and Turks never crossed the Red Snake. (Let's just say the Crusades were batshit insane)
Hamšahrīg: Kurosh Nikxah, Rogue "Crypto-Mohammedan" cleric exiled to France, dies at 69 years of age in Nice; "nothing of value was lost" High Priest Behshid Mehrzad — "Hey ho, hey ho, Helfgott's got to go!" Thousands in Jerusalem, Caiphas, and Joppa call for PM Esther Helfgott's resignation after Judaean National Unity government broke down upon end of conflict in AzzaUN General Assembly passes Resolution to eradicate the mosquito by replacing them with sterilised breeds; "all 3,600 species of them?" ask the experts

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Valentine Z
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Posts: 13104
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Valentine Z » Fri May 03, 2024 9:40 am

The timeline where Islam never made a lasting impression in the Persosphere and Turks never crossed the Red Snake.

Wellll, there might be a Blue Snake, or a Green Snake. Purple Snake... Yellow Snake...
Val's Stuff. ♡ ^_^ ♡ For You
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆

Issues Thread Photography Stuff Project: Save F7. Stats Analysis

The Sixty! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures!

• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
Let Fate sort it out.

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Nu Elysium
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Posts: 189
Founded: Jan 26, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nu Elysium » Fri May 03, 2024 9:44 am

♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪

Thank you :)
F7's resident summerposter
Pro: Good
Anti: Evil
Construction of the factbook has begun! Drop by and send me a tg if you have any comments questions, concerns, etc!
do not click this
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Elysian Brodcasting Alliance // President Markus Prescott says one billion lions would win against all Maxxemon, support drops by 29% // NESA announces plans to establish a base on Makemake // Cybernetics manufacturer NeuConnect sued for lack of product safety testing // Asteroid research base temporarily shut down over fears of hostile, self-recursive intellegince

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Lothria
Envoy
 
Posts: 205
Founded: Apr 08, 2023
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Lothria » Fri May 03, 2024 9:47 am

President Markus Prescott under fire after posting "would you guys still elect me if i was a worm:3 :3 :3??"

Truly a man of the people
⚔ THE KINGDOM OF LOTHRIA ⚔
Theme
A medieval kingdom of humans and elves who hate each other almost as much as they hate vampires
Overview - The King - The Queen - The Northern Pantheon - The Black Wing Cavalry - The House of Gaunt - More Coming "Soon"
NS Stats were eaten by rats after being forgotten about in a black cell
Canadian republican, radical socialist, prog metal enjoyer, flag snob, Cregan Stark simp
Decided to just make a playlist rather than just have one song at a time
Thank you Arturs Silovs, and good luck Oilers
Stand With Ukraine/Free Palestine

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Stratonesia
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Posts: 1365
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Fri May 03, 2024 9:48 am

GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

No. I'm not getting involved in that s██t.
NINJA'D
Imperialism is bad no matter who does it

An adage that holds true for all times!
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Welcome to the nation of STRATONESIA!
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Where milk and honey are plentiful!
 ╯w╰ 
Ay, ay! (May God of Ultra protect this nation!)

Hail Stratonesia! Praise Be to Ultra!
No, that's not news headlines.
Remind me why there's a cat chasing three cockroaches.

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Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom
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Posts: 117
Founded: Apr 10, 2024
Capitalizt

Postby Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom » Fri May 03, 2024 10:26 am

Prime Minister Kan Ruuti Ijander made a worldwide statement emphasising that "Reggie" is the name of a virtuous man whose body is ready, and not a mouse who is a hillbilly cousin of Mickey.

The hell's going on here?
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Scots lingo is back!
The Stronk Mighty Blanford's Foxes might have defeated me in my weak form, but not in my true form, I am UNSTOPPABLE!!!


Thare is a battle o' a' time gaun oan atween Wisteria and Surrounding Territories an' Arzastan ower whilk animal is superior!

Quitting the Scots Lingo for now...



News About The Collie: The Collie shows up to competition, smokes every other dog, refuses to elaborate, leaves!| The Collie has rebuilt his birthplace, The Chess Club! | The Collie is now binge watching every movie and show made after 1947 to see how the world has changed since his first death.

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Maximum Imperium Rex
Diplomat
 
Posts: 601
Founded: Feb 01, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Maximum Imperium Rex » Fri May 03, 2024 10:50 am

The Collie is now binge watching every movie and show made after 1947

Might I suggest skipping straight to Velocipastor?
I'm the best. No question about it. In fact, I survived.
An autistic ADHD OCD mind adrift in F7
We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance. As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.
-John Wheeler
Man becomes hardly more, in communism, than a depersonalized cog in the turning wheel of the state.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
-Ronald Reagan
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
-Jack Handey

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
-Mark Twain

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The Combined Syndicates of America
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Oct 17, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Combined Syndicates of America » Fri May 03, 2024 11:02 am

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
-Mark Twain


This is the guy who had sex with his wife as written by Harry Turtledove in his book How Few Remain in graphic detail.
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A big-tent coalition of American labor unions and political parties advocating for unionism, syndicalism, and socialism in the United States of America. I swear to God if there's a rework on the Combined Syndicates and I didn't know about it. Least insane Hasan viewer. I've always wanted to be the C.S.A., just not this C.S.A.

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Khoikhoia
Envoy
 
Posts: 247
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Fri May 03, 2024 11:11 am

Least insane Hasan viewer.

Proof you get farther in life not dropping an f-bomb every two seconds.
Orgulhoso Tricolor - Overview - Portal to the KhoiVerse
☀️ International Reporting - -R--T--A- News || Feature: Senator Pacquiao urges more aid for Uyghuristan || Also in the news: Florida-Cuba's sugar industry booms after the collapse of Nicaragua | Czechoslovak man, age 71, with links to syndicalist paramilitaries, arrested on charges of planning murder of Prime Minister Milan Majerský | Russian Prime Minister Boris Voronin visits Georgia received by cheering crowds, a newfound ally for oligarchic and nationalistic Kremlin-style democracy and economics, an alternative to APDO-imposed Western democracy since 1944

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Nu Elysium
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 189
Founded: Jan 26, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nu Elysium » Fri May 03, 2024 11:13 am

LIBERTY, EQUALITY, UNION

Hey, that's 2 parts of our motto!
F7's resident summerposter
Pro: Good
Anti: Evil
Construction of the factbook has begun! Drop by and send me a tg if you have any comments questions, concerns, etc!
do not click this
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Elysian Brodcasting Alliance // President Markus Prescott says one billion lions would win against all Maxxemon, support drops by 29% // NESA announces plans to establish a base on Makemake // Cybernetics manufacturer NeuConnect sued for lack of product safety testing // Asteroid research base temporarily shut down over fears of hostile, self-recursive intellegince

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Godular
Forum Moderator
 
Posts: 13194
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Fri May 03, 2024 11:15 am

Pro: Good
Anti: Evil


Mmm... nebulous. Is cannibalism good or evil?
Now the moderation team really IS Godmoding.
Step 1: One-Stop Rules Shop. Step 2: ctrl+f. Step 3: Type in what you saw in modbox. Step 4: Don't do it again.
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Trepave
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Mar 04, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Trepave » Fri May 03, 2024 11:16 am

Pro: Good
Anti: Evil


erm... i cant believe you would say that... im gonna cancel you on ex dot com

ninja'd

Now the moderation team really IS Godmoding.

zoinks!!!
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does something really cool

:3

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"Maybe then I could begin to feel like
They could keep up with the semi-automatic
Static that's keeping me up
It drives me forward every moment
Makes sure I don't stop too long to
Smell the flowers
I been here too long I might
Burn up and explode"
PRESSURE BOMB 3?!?! - Jharia
Bi, Male, He/Him
"School Computer" Account of Gaila (i have the password on my home comp now)
This nation does NOT reflect my beliefs, I just wanted to make an evil nation for fun :3
Sometimes, I dream about cheese...
unironic Browns fan
F7 addict
Will work my overview “soon”
might start using þ
NS Stats and Policies has good healthcare

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Simonia
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Posts: 1211
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Simonia » Fri May 03, 2024 11:18 am

"They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers"
Hardware Store - Weird Al Yankovic

How much do they cost? I might buy some!
Hello there. I'm Simonia of MJT.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: War coming soon (No thread yet)| The quest to find Who Asked has begun | Read at your own risk | What is this | Some Simonian fascists exiled to uncharted territory found in Hepina and Eclipsine (the rest are in gulag)
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
Expect few updates from my YT.
These people ruined NS.
Remember The Federal Republic of Simonia?
#SaveFP

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Lothria
Envoy
 
Posts: 205
Founded: Apr 08, 2023
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Lothria » Fri May 03, 2024 11:44 am

Florida man arrested for spreading fascism

Most accurate Florida man yet
⚔ THE KINGDOM OF LOTHRIA ⚔
Theme
A medieval kingdom of humans and elves who hate each other almost as much as they hate vampires
Overview - The King - The Queen - The Northern Pantheon - The Black Wing Cavalry - The House of Gaunt - More Coming "Soon"
NS Stats were eaten by rats after being forgotten about in a black cell
Canadian republican, radical socialist, prog metal enjoyer, flag snob, Cregan Stark simp
Decided to just make a playlist rather than just have one song at a time
Thank you Arturs Silovs, and good luck Oilers
Stand With Ukraine/Free Palestine

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Arzastan
Envoy
 
Posts: 248
Founded: Dec 31, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Arzastan » Fri May 03, 2024 1:36 pm

Stand With Ukraine/Free Palestine

Look, Someone with common sense and reason!
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I think you already know that my flag isn't Italy or Mexico, right?

I'm not very fluent in English, so pls forgive any possible grammar or spelling mistakes. Thanks.
The Federal Republic of Arzastan
Random alternate Leftist-nationalist Iranic nation Consisting of five unified states
Here NS stats are (mostly) canon and they can hurt you, unless you are a nomad.
Israel is the Nazi

Radio Arza:  Arzastan keeps sending weapons to East Leaf Republic | cars are legal again | the tree-stealer from Chanād stated:"elites don't want you to know this but the trees at park are free" credit to Lothria™

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Khoikhoia
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Posts: 247
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Fri May 03, 2024 2:03 pm

Arzastan wrote:
Stand With Ukraine/Free Palestine

Look, Someone with common sense and reason!

For a moment I thought you were Doechland's puppet, and I almost had a heart attack.

guns are banned except for Nomads

Them nomads are excluded from every national law.
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Orgulhoso Tricolor - Overview - Portal to the KhoiVerse
☀️ International Reporting - -R--T--A- News || Feature: Senator Pacquiao urges more aid for Uyghuristan || Also in the news: Florida-Cuba's sugar industry booms after the collapse of Nicaragua | Czechoslovak man, age 71, with links to syndicalist paramilitaries, arrested on charges of planning murder of Prime Minister Milan Majerský | Russian Prime Minister Boris Voronin visits Georgia received by cheering crowds, a newfound ally for oligarchic and nationalistic Kremlin-style democracy and economics, an alternative to APDO-imposed Western democracy since 1944

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Pathonia
Attaché
 
Posts: 85
Founded: Jan 21, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Pathonia » Fri May 03, 2024 2:06 pm

(EXCEPT FOR NS STATS)


For a brief moment, there was hope.
Alas; NS Stats must find other countries more welcoming to them.
A tragedy...
Any pronouns are fine :P
Back to writing again!!!
径路国 (Land of Paths) / 魔法の国 (Land of Magic)

..................... Trans Rights Are Human Rights
(\__/) A Bunny
(='.'=) I have
(")_(") found!

_[' ]_ A Hat-Man I
(-_Q) have found!

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ◅ A Mouse!

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

*/l、
゙(゚、 。 7
l、゙ ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ

ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ

Ɛ.w.3

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Collector of such things as the above ;)
Favourite Issue is #1578. Alice in Wonderland vibes.


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Cisselania
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: May 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Cisselania » Fri May 03, 2024 2:17 pm

径路国

imagine using shinjitai
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Cisselania
All hopes of unification are now lost. We are ready to completely destroy Transselania (Tunglania).
I reserve the right to /stillme anyone who uses stats or policies to judge me, anyone known to defame me (you know who you are), and anyone who likens my flag to "free Russia".
Announcement from General Miroslav Çirnonosov: “We do not wish for war, but we will not actively avoid it,” General Miroslav Çirnonosov responds to continued Tunglanofascist threats on central city Hornislav | Shift from the term “Transfascist” to “Tunglanofascist” as last trace of unification is abandoned

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Khoikhoia
Envoy
 
Posts: 247
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Fri May 03, 2024 2:25 pm

Announcement from General Miroslav Çirnonosov

You can't convince me he's the one doing the news reading.
Orgulhoso Tricolor - Overview - Portal to the KhoiVerse
☀️ International Reporting - -R--T--A- News || Feature: Senator Pacquiao urges more aid for Uyghuristan || Also in the news: Florida-Cuba's sugar industry booms after the collapse of Nicaragua | Czechoslovak man, age 71, with links to syndicalist paramilitaries, arrested on charges of planning murder of Prime Minister Milan Majerský | Russian Prime Minister Boris Voronin visits Georgia received by cheering crowds, a newfound ally for oligarchic and nationalistic Kremlin-style democracy and economics, an alternative to APDO-imposed Western democracy since 1944

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General TM
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Dec 08, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby General TM » Fri May 03, 2024 3:28 pm

(EXCEPT FOR NS STATS)

NS stats are not legal citizens I assume then.

All Hail the General and
Officer TF Officer M Officer F
Officer NB Officer G Officer A
The original General, not to be confused with that foolish General TN.
A Big Brother state ruled by a very mentally unstable man and his 6 Officers

General TM International: GENERAL STILL MISSING AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS - SEVERED HAND, TOUNGE AND THUMB FOUND]

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Lothria
Envoy
 
Posts: 205
Founded: Apr 08, 2023
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Lothria » Fri May 03, 2024 3:42 pm

Khoikhoia wrote:For a moment I thought you were Doechland's puppet, and I almost had a heart attack.

An alternate timeline where Doechland is based
GENERAL STILL MISSING AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS - SEVERED HAND, TOUNGE AND THUMB FOUND

I assume TNs/TMs can regenerate parts of their body like a lizard?
⚔ THE KINGDOM OF LOTHRIA ⚔
Theme
A medieval kingdom of humans and elves who hate each other almost as much as they hate vampires
Overview - The King - The Queen - The Northern Pantheon - The Black Wing Cavalry - The House of Gaunt - More Coming "Soon"
NS Stats were eaten by rats after being forgotten about in a black cell
Canadian republican, radical socialist, prog metal enjoyer, flag snob, Cregan Stark simp
Decided to just make a playlist rather than just have one song at a time
Thank you Arturs Silovs, and good luck Oilers
Stand With Ukraine/Free Palestine

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Eragon Island
Minister
 
Posts: 3081
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Eragon Island » Fri May 03, 2024 3:45 pm

NS Stats were eaten by rats after being forgotten about in a black cell


Sounds fun and nutritious.
I love watching pom
You that read wrong
You read that wrong too
You read that twice to make sure you didnt read that wong
Old Signature

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General TM
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Dec 08, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby General TM » Fri May 03, 2024 3:47 pm

Lothria wrote:
Khoikhoia wrote:For a moment I thought you were Doechland's puppet, and I almost had a heart attack.

An alternate timeline where Doechland is based
GENERAL STILL MISSING AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS - SEVERED HAND, TOUNGE AND THUMB FOUND

I assume TNs/TMs can regenerate parts of their body like a lizard?

TN can, the General is a normal man. So yeah, he lost them and cannot get them back
/skip

All Hail the General and
Officer TF Officer M Officer F
Officer NB Officer G Officer A
The original General, not to be confused with that foolish General TN.
A Big Brother state ruled by a very mentally unstable man and his 6 Officers

General TM International: GENERAL STILL MISSING AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS - SEVERED HAND, TOUNGE AND THUMB FOUND]

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Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 117
Founded: Apr 10, 2024
Capitalizt

Postby Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom » Fri May 03, 2024 4:06 pm

90s - 2010s Alternative Rock, Rock, and Pop are the best musics. This is an objective fact, and not in any way a subjective fact.

YOU HAVE TRIGGERED ME!!1!!11!!!
Scots lingo is back!
The Stronk Mighty Blanford's Foxes might have defeated me in my weak form, but not in my true form, I am UNSTOPPABLE!!!


Thare is a battle o' a' time gaun oan atween Wisteria and Surrounding Territories an' Arzastan ower whilk animal is superior!

Quitting the Scots Lingo for now...



News About The Collie: The Collie shows up to competition, smokes every other dog, refuses to elaborate, leaves!| The Collie has rebuilt his birthplace, The Chess Club! | The Collie is now binge watching every movie and show made after 1947 to see how the world has changed since his first death.

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Maximum Imperium Rex
Diplomat
 
Posts: 601
Founded: Feb 01, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Maximum Imperium Rex » Fri May 03, 2024 4:08 pm

Scots lingo is back!

Legit the only thing I think of when I see this is the movie I Married an Axe Murderer.
I'm the best. No question about it. In fact, I survived.
An autistic ADHD OCD mind adrift in F7
We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance. As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.
-John Wheeler
Man becomes hardly more, in communism, than a depersonalized cog in the turning wheel of the state.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
-Ronald Reagan
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
-Jack Handey

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
-Mark Twain

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