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Tesseris
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Posts: 132
Founded: Apr 25, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Tesseris » Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:23 am

NS Stats and WA resolutions were jailed for war crimes they committed from 1974 to 1991

Thats so oddly specific
User of previous nations Stella Nera and Ignis Ferreus. NS Stats and Polices Are Not Canon, Use Factbooks

A nation that stands for humanity, above all. We hate God, communism, and robots having rights. Humanity first! Robots to be designated sub servant status.

OOC: If I die then my family must have a kangaroo jumping around at my funeral or they inherit nothing. Also the must play This Song I've been told I have extremely controversial opinions. I agree, but I also completely think I'm in the right.

Stands With Israel and Russia for personal interests/reasons such as NatSov, Reclamation, and Nationalism
Down with Hamas, Go Israel. Make Russia Great Again, Reclaim Your Rightful Territory. Reject International Federationism, Embrace NatSov. Reunify Ireland. Malvinas belong to Argentina.

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Awqnia
Envoy
 
Posts: 232
Founded: Apr 30, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Awqnia » Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:27 am

If I die then my family must have a kangaroo jumping around at my funeral or they inherit nothing. Also the must play This Song


Very interesting request for a funeral.
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BB-68 USS Ohio
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 04, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby BB-68 USS Ohio » Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:29 am

NJ

nah man. i mog
U.S.S. Oʜɪᴏ
BB-68
Ordered as battleship #68 of the United States Navy as a member of the unbuilt Montana-class.
Among a significant suite of other (primarily anti-aircraft) weapons, she would have carried 12 16"/50 Mark 7 artillery guns in 4 triple turrets, two forward and two aft in an ABXY configuration, as well as 20 5"/54-caliber Mark 16 guns in 10 dual-purpose wing mounts evenly distributed amidships along the superstructure.

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Stratonesia
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Posts: 1329
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:41 am

U.S.S. Oʜɪᴏ

Oh no. Not you, Buhers! Get away!
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Welcome to the nation of STRATONESIA!
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Where milk and honey are plentiful!
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Ay, ay! (May God of Ultra protect this nation!)

Hail Stratonesia! Praise Be to Ultra!
No, that's not news headlines.
Palestinian artists, don't be disheartened! Eurovision's shameless support for Israel and its failure to acknowledge their wrongdoing shouldn't discourage you. You're guaranteed a place at the 2024 ABU TV Song Festival, where we always keep a spot open for you. We can't wait to see you there!

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BB-68 USS Ohio
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Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 04, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby BB-68 USS Ohio » Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:42 am

Stratonesia wrote:
U.S.S. Oʜɪᴏ

Oh no. Not you, Buhers! Get away!

<3
/skip me
U.S.S. Oʜɪᴏ
BB-68
Ordered as battleship #68 of the United States Navy as a member of the unbuilt Montana-class.
Among a significant suite of other (primarily anti-aircraft) weapons, she would have carried 12 16"/50 Mark 7 artillery guns in 4 triple turrets, two forward and two aft in an ABXY configuration, as well as 20 5"/54-caliber Mark 16 guns in 10 dual-purpose wing mounts evenly distributed amidships along the superstructure.

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Saint Freya
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Mar 15, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Saint Freya » Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:46 am

Stratonesia wrote:We are here because of you, Mr. Anderson.

So, are you having a panic attack or something?
SAINT FREYAвятая Фрейя ♦♢ Another lad's truth is another lad's myth! ♢♦
The land of the truly free, where money is tangible, and where liberty isn't a bloody cudgel used to justify forever wars or absurd crime rates.
  • An unusual compact of gun-runners and agro-industrialists topples an incompetent emperor hellbent on so-called "collective punishment" against native peoples for daring to resist top-down "liberalization and rampant rent-seeking", hence paving the path for an anti-elitist confederation at peace with its local traditions and favoring domestic production whenever fiscally possible.

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So uh lab here
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Posts: 144
Founded: Mar 26, 2024
Conservative Democracy

Postby So uh lab here » Sat Apr 27, 2024 11:47 am

idk the whole thing i guess
submit to the awesomeness of yourgovuchia!
this sig supported by floor desawawawness for murca

I use to hate Ron DeSantis now I think he is ok.
if i could nuke AN how many nukes could i nuke AN with?

i feel bad for male anacondas :(
the females eat them A LOT

dinosaurs are cute!

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Etwepe
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Posts: 127
Founded: Feb 28, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Etwepe » Sat Apr 27, 2024 12:05 pm

All of it

Verry funni :clap:
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Koji has two kids now!... and a spider!
This is Koji. Put him (and his family) in your sig so he can travel the NS world!

Ignore the "No Internet" policy
Christian Conservative(deal with it)

New TETster!

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Doechland
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Posts: 62
Founded: Jun 28, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Doechland » Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:11 pm

LET PEOPLE REJOICE FOR THE GOVERNMENT IS GONE!

Reagan can suck it, these are the eight scariest words in the English language
Empire of Germany ——————— Kaiserreich Deutschland
Yes, this newsreel is basically all RL events. So I hit an author's block, sue me
Allgemeine Zeitung: EuroSong Wilhelmshafen! Judea's Esther Maimon's "Rains of Tammus" wins, coming ahead of England's Wilson-Browne performance of "Jerusalem was here gebuilt" and Austria's Anna Thörnfeldt — Windenland's libertarian PM Gertrúda Kostrová shot and heavily wounded by political agitator in Krickerhau — Berlin Policeman censured and punished for shooting Grand Theft Auto suspect without prior warning, sparking debate on police brutality — American President Bernhard Saunders and Nationalist Party candidate Gilbert T. Rudman to debate on television this June and September ahead of election

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Terran Capitalistic Nations
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Posts: 76
Founded: Dec 20, 2023
Corporate Police State

Postby Terran Capitalistic Nations » Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:14 pm

(The world is not safe from Tsar Stalin)


True
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UA MAU KE EA O KA ʻĀINA I KA PONO
Terran Capitalistic Nations
Exporting Unnecessary Freedom to the Middle East since 3045!
American , Pacific Islander , Car Enjoyer , MakeAmericaGreatAgain!

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Thaltopia
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Posts: 24
Founded: Sep 11, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Thaltopia » Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:19 pm

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING


Calm down dude
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 ♡ Тхе Света Народна Република Тхалтопиа ♡ | "Бог, земља, индустрија"
 A Theocratic Balkanish Corporatocracy (maybe)
gov.thl // About // OOC
GS1 Newswire :: Search for Flight EA241 continues off coast • Health Minister: "No risk of Smallpox escaping quarantine" • Funeral held for Officer killed by Rail-Strikers • Legislator Borsa denies Homo allegations: "Pure Slander"

A.B.R: Always Be Retconing

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Cisselania
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Posts: 11
Founded: May 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Cisselania » Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:22 pm

Бог, земља, индустрија

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Cisselania
All hopes of unification are now lost. We are ready to completely destroy Transselania (Tunglania).
I reserve the right to /stillme anyone who uses stats or policies to judge me, anyone known to defame me (you know who you are), and anyone who likens my flag to "free Russia".
Announcement from General Miroslav Çirnonosov: “We do not wish for war, but we will not actively avoid it,” General Miroslav Çirnonosov responds to continued Tunglanofascist threats on central city Hornislav | Shift from the term “Transfascist” to “Tunglanofascist” as last trace of unification is abandoned

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Lothria
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Posts: 178
Founded: Apr 08, 2023
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Lothria » Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:22 pm

Always Be Retconing

Sticking with the same lore forever is boring
Group of "refugees" (operatives) from the Transfascist puppet gang attempt to cross DMZ into Cisselania, shot on sight

Me when a fed disguised as a Jehovah's Witnesses knocks on my door
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⚔ THE KINGDOM OF LOTHRIA ⚔
Theme
A medieval kingdom of humans and elves who hate each other almost as much as they hate vampires
Overview - The King - The Northern Pantheon - The Black Wing Cavalry - The House of Gaunt - More Coming "Soon"
NS Stats were eaten by rats after being forgotten about in a black cell
Canadian republican, radical socialist, long song enjoyer, flag snob, Cregan Stark simp
Vampire Lord Ludgera van Rechtern meets the new King of the Lothrians
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Decided to just make a playlist rather than just have one song at a time
Stand With Ukraine/Free Palestine

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Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom
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Posts: 107
Founded: Apr 10, 2024
Capitalizt

Postby Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom » Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:23 pm

Legislator Borsa denies Homo allegations: "Pure Slander"

Did he have socks on?
(The Collie's beginning to understand memes now!)
HOLY DOUBLE NINJA'D!!!


While you were finishing your factbooks, I studied the blade

I'm impressed! Of course, the blade can't kill me!
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Scots lingo is back!
The Stronk Mighty Blanford's Foxes might have defeated me in my weak form, but not in my true form, I am UNSTOPPABLE!!!


Thare is a battle o' a' time gaun oan atween Wisteria and Surrounding Territories an' Arzastan ower whilk animal is superior!

Quitting the Scots Lingo for now...



News About The Collie: The Collie has rebuilt his birthplace, The Chess Club! | The Collie is now binge watching every movie and show made after 1947 to see how the world has changed since his first death. | "I AM the danger, TN!" says The Collie after watching Breaking Bad.

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Arklatravar-Istertia
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Posts: 60
Founded: Sep 06, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Arklatravar-Istertia » Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:24 pm

I am UNSTOPPABLE!!!



Okay, if you are invincible, 1v1 me bro.
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Population: 331,454,000 (last year: 312,103,000)
Year: 1979
GDP: 12.47T (last year: 11.32T)
USD/CLT exchange: 1.175 Dollars/1 Clotor

A militaristic superpower located in the Indian Subcontinent. Is a part of the P5 and founding member of the Pact of Patriots

An Arklatravar-Istertian missile strike hits Tehran, killing 233 people and injuring 548, as Russian forces near Tehran, the capital of the country, as the 14,000 American and Iranian soldiers who were trapped in the Caspian Sea surrender to Russian forces, being transported to Siberian labor camps. The USS San Francisco is sunk near the coast of Morocco, as Moroccan forces land in Gibraltar and Spain. Casualties since June 28th: Palestine: 54,827 dead. Israel: 55,418 dead.(October 21st 1979)

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Pathonia
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Posts: 85
Founded: Jan 21, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Pathonia » Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:24 pm

Quitting the Scots Lingo for now...


Yes, good.
The text above that hurt my head (._.")

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NINJA'D

Population: 331,404,000 (last year: 312,103,000)


0_0

That...

Either you have a very productive populace, or fascist superpowers are more attractive than I last thought-
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Any pronouns are fine :P
Back to writing again!!!
径路国 (Land of Paths) / 魔法の国 (Land of Magic)

..................... Trans Rights Are Human Rights
(\__/) A Bunny
(='.'=) I have
(")_(") found!

_[' ]_ A Hat-Man I
(-_Q) have found!

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ◅ A Mouse!

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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Collector of such things as the above ;)
Favourite Issue is #1578. Alice in Wonderland vibes.


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Valentine Z
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13087
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Valentine Z » Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:32 pm

Struggling to cope with writer's block.

We all have been there, man.
Val's Stuff. ♡ ^_^ ♡ For You
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆

Issues Thread Photography Stuff Project: Save F7. Stats Analysis

The Sixty! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures!

• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
Let Fate sort it out.

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Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom
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Posts: 107
Founded: Apr 10, 2024
Capitalizt

Postby Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom » Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:35 pm

Arklatravar-Istertia wrote:
I am UNSTOPPABLE!!!



Okay, if you are invincible, 1v1 me bro.

viewtopic.php?p=41520787#p41520787
/SKIPME
Scots lingo is back!
The Stronk Mighty Blanford's Foxes might have defeated me in my weak form, but not in my true form, I am UNSTOPPABLE!!!


Thare is a battle o' a' time gaun oan atween Wisteria and Surrounding Territories an' Arzastan ower whilk animal is superior!

Quitting the Scots Lingo for now...



News About The Collie: The Collie has rebuilt his birthplace, The Chess Club! | The Collie is now binge watching every movie and show made after 1947 to see how the world has changed since his first death. | "I AM the danger, TN!" says The Collie after watching Breaking Bad.

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Greater Kastovia
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Posts: 121
Founded: May 09, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Greater Kastovia » Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:37 pm

♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆

Ah, so that’s what that says
I couldn’t see it through the rainbow text (Seriously though the dark mode on NationStates sucks)
Thank you, I really needed that today (Le me procrastinating on my final assignment for my history and politics degree because I’m playing NationStates and F1 2016 instead)
Liberal Democratic Pro-Western Russian breakaway state in the Sakhalin Islands lead by a femboy and the world’s most boring human extraordinaire
News: Death Penalty referendum fails by narrow margin, Amnesty International hails results as “A clear sign that public opinion is shifting away from capital punishment” and expresses hope that the referendum passes when it is held again in a year’s time|Mayor of Verdansk Dmitri Borishev (KLDP) dies aged 47 of injuries sustained in a road-traffic accident, party officials including KLDP leader Mikhail Antonovich offer their condolences to the late mayor’s family and declare three days of mourning across the Verdansk Oblast

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Allied Iran
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Feb 06, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allied Iran » Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:50 pm

Planning permission for new Chick-fil-A restaurant in Verdansk Grand Plaza Shopping Centre denied due to its refusal to open on Sundays for “Religious reasons”

Ah yes, Anti-Christian politics strike again
Imperial State of PersiaKišvar-ī Šāhanšāhīh-ī Ērān
The timeline where Islam never made a lasting impression in the Persosphere and Turks never crossed the Red Snake. (Let's just say the Crusades were batshit insane)
Hamšahrīg: The Shah offers letters of congratulations to Prince Fuad II bin Hamid of Qatar, calls for readmission of Qatar, terra nullius since 25 Dec 2023, to the United Nations — Perso-Russian Trade War escalates: Russia announces a 67% customs toll on cement imported from Persia — Anatolia Calls For Aid and Greece Answers! "We can either fight the Ba'athists in Ancyra now or fight them again in Ionia later" Greek PM Christophilou justified change of course as Greek forces muster to relieve besieged Ancyra

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Tesseris
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 132
Founded: Apr 25, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Tesseris » Sat Apr 27, 2024 1:52 pm

The timeline where Islam never made an impression in the Persosphere and Turks never crossed the Red Snake. Associated with Doechland

Is this some Iranian ver of Kaisserich or something?
User of previous nations Stella Nera and Ignis Ferreus. NS Stats and Polices Are Not Canon, Use Factbooks

A nation that stands for humanity, above all. We hate God, communism, and robots having rights. Humanity first! Robots to be designated sub servant status.

OOC: If I die then my family must have a kangaroo jumping around at my funeral or they inherit nothing. Also the must play This Song I've been told I have extremely controversial opinions. I agree, but I also completely think I'm in the right.

Stands With Israel and Russia for personal interests/reasons such as NatSov, Reclamation, and Nationalism
Down with Hamas, Go Israel. Make Russia Great Again, Reclaim Your Rightful Territory. Reject International Federationism, Embrace NatSov. Reunify Ireland. Malvinas belong to Argentina.

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Cierrida
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 23
Founded: Oct 23, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Cierrida » Sat Apr 27, 2024 2:18 pm

I've been told I have extremely controversial opinions. I agree, but I also completely think I'm in the right.

We twinning on this stance :D
‎ ☭ Making the Viet Cong look liberal since 2002 ☭
A hardline totalitarian dictatorship of the proletariat that’s been trapped in a horrific defensive war against genocidal fascists, cartel death squads, and a war crime-addicted superpower for two decades.

Bunkers, tunnels, mandatory gun ownership, communal potlucks, unlimited terror against class and political enemies, terraced hills, we have it all!

Useful Terms
FCLN - the ruling party
Solmara - the landmass we on
Vondagism - our world's marxism
Home | Wiki Overview | Our Premier | Politics/Military/Economy/etc
More stuff will be coming I promise ^^
Landlords and NS stats have been both stuffed into bags full of bricks, beaten senseless, and thrown into rivers by red guards. Uphold the proletarian line of factbooks!

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Khoikhoia
Envoy
 
Posts: 244
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Khoikhoia » Sat Apr 27, 2024 2:22 pm

I think my previous response wasn't good enough - I'm a bit tired
Home factbook | Wiki style overview | Our Premier | Our Society

Some good stuff
H O O V E R , L A S E R T
I will no longer be doing canon development of this nation to focus on regional RP, but I will wordbuild on my wiki, so expect to see more OOC stuff.
☀️ International Reporting: Is this the end of syndicalist Nicaragua? - -R--T--A- News ☀️
Scotland is British. Northern Ireland is British. The Falkland Islands are British. Deal with it.
This nation does not reflect my beliefs anymore.

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Pathonia
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Posts: 85
Founded: Jan 21, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Pathonia » Sat Apr 27, 2024 2:24 pm

Memes coming soon!


Even better stuff :D
Any pronouns are fine :P
Back to writing again!!!
径路国 (Land of Paths) / 魔法の国 (Land of Magic)

..................... Trans Rights Are Human Rights
(\__/) A Bunny
(='.'=) I have
(")_(") found!

_[' ]_ A Hat-Man I
(-_Q) have found!

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ◅ A Mouse!

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

*/l、
゙(゚、 。 7
l、゙ ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ

ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ

Ɛ.w.3

(~ ̄▽ ̄)~

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Collector of such things as the above ;)
Favourite Issue is #1578. Alice in Wonderland vibes.


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Kreigsreich of Iron
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Posts: 1309
Founded: Jul 11, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Kreigsreich of Iron » Sat Apr 27, 2024 2:24 pm

« Crime-filled alcohol-free Portuguese-English South African democracy weedfest, not too bad« 
Some good repression could get rid of all your problems!
Imagine if the Borg, the Tyranids, the Necrons, and the Leagues of Votann had a child. That is the Ascendancy. NS stats should be multiplied by one thousand.
According to this index, a .5 class civilisation
Archconservative French imperialist struggling with a NSG addiction.
« Nil inultum remanebit »
I reserve the right to/still me for any reason whatsoever.
Pronouns are he/him/his.

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