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Postby Drawkland » Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:25 pm

The Archifel Invitational could be seen as a pyrrhic victory. The worst part? It wasn’t even an actual victory. The Sadeg State University Skyhawk basketball team traveled south to the tropical islands and came away with second place, falling to Concord Heights Beauty School in the exhibition tournament’s final. The weekend was a success for the most part, plenty of fans got hyped for the upcoming NSCAA season, the Skyhawks got some valuable warm-up experience with live games against international opposition, and they did way better than Cemmendy Tech did the last time the Archifel Invitational was held.

There was one big issue, however. Two big issues, really. Aldus Pope’s roster was suffering a little bit. The 15-player list was typically cut down to 10 for Drawkian schools going into international play, to help preserve health for players who were injury-prone or not fully developed, to save them the stress of travel when no play obligation was present. This was all well and good, except all 5 of the players to miss the NSCAA (and similarly, Archifel Invitational) roster were injured long-term. If any of the 10 regular roster players were to go down long-term as well, the Skyhawks would be in deep trouble. It’s one of those things that you just have to hope doesn’t happen.

The issue? It happened. During the semifinal game against Turbani Tech, backup shooting guard Zoe Lopez fractured her ankle when coming down from an awkward shot attempt in the second half. She hit the floor with a big thump, and the referees took a little more time before initiating the throw-in, allowing Zoe to be helped off the court. Team doctors confirmed the bad news after the game. Zoe’s right ankle was broken, and she’d be out of commission for at least the next two months. Normally, going into the late spring and summer, this would be the best possible scenario. Zoe would have all year to heal, rehabilitate, and reacclimate before the next DOCA basketball season. This time, it was a terrible loss. The NSCAA was starting just a week later, and now the Skyhawk roster was down to 9 members. The rest of the roster was out of commission, 5 injured players and a novatim center who would not be able to fill a guard position by any means.

Aldus Pope sat in his office, mulling over the dilemma. Nine players wasn’t exactly a death sentence. Sadeg State had the star power in the starting line and on the remaining bench pieces to punch with the best of them. Few college teams could claim such elite depth. Still, the expectation for Drawkian teams in the NSCAA, especially a blue chip program like Sadeg State, was the ceiling. A championship. Beating Western Randomcrapistan Law School in the conference stage is easy. Battling a Vanorian or Banijan outfit in the late rounds of the Ultra 64 is hard. To play for the title, you have to be fully locked and loaded. A nine-man roster is neither of those things.

So there Pope sat, slowly spinning in his office chair, wondering what to do. Could he rush one of his other guards back from their ACL recovery for the purposes of a glorified exhibition? Could he shift his current roster around to allow his novatim center a chance to play, at the expense of his other player’s positional efficacy? Perhaps even accept a temporary walk-on? Then, after a couple days of considering the propositions, the answer hit him. He didn’t really like the answer. Though he hated to admit it … it did make the most sense.

Reluctantly, Aldus Pope walked across the hall in the athletic department building. He knocked on the door of James Denton, the head coach of the Sadeg State baseball team. He had to ask a favor.



Brooklyn sat in her Economics 250 lecture, idly tapping notes on her laptop but mostly paying attention to the Sadeg Knights stream that she had in another window. The PBL season had started a couple weeks ago, and of course Brooklyn was closely tracking the progress of her favorite team. It was a divisional match against the Metropolon Engineers, being held in the indoor confines of Capital Park in Metropolon. Capital Park was (in)famous for the turf surface everywhere but the dirt diamond, and Brooklyn briefly thought about the classic turf vs grass debate in sports. Playing in college for both football and baseball, Brooklyn had played on a multitude of turf fields already.

Before she could organize her thoughts on it, an email notification popped up in the bottom right corner of her screen. Brooklyn frowned as she saw the preview. It didn’t look like anything she was expecting. She clicked on the notification, and it brought up the message in her inbox.

FROM: ad@ssu.edu
TO: bebeck.3@ssu.edu
SUBJECT: Athletic Physical Scheduled

Dear BECK, BROOKLYN E;

You have been scheduled for an athletic physical on [this date] by the Sadeg State Athletic Department. Attendance is mandatory and obligated by your participation with SSU Athletics. Please report to Room 220 at the Blaine Martin Athletic Training Facility (BMAT220) at 6:00pm for this appointment.

You are considered exempt for any classes, practices, or other obligations by this appointment. If necessary, documentation will be supplied to confirm this exemption to university faculty or staff.

Please be on time and bring appropriate attire.

Thank you for your cooperation,
Donald Hollis
Sadeg State University Athletic Director


“Hm,” Brooklyn muttered to herself. Usually this was the message she’d get a few days before preseason camps were set to go. The timing was the odd part. The DOCA baseball season had already begun, Brooklyn had done that physical a couple months prior. The NSCF season was coming up, but it was still a few months out, a little too early for this.

Out of curiosity, Brooklyn texted a couple friends on the SSU baseball team, asking them if they’d gotten a similar message. All of them said no. It was certainly a legitimate message, Brooklyn had learned how to spot a phishing email in the Introduction to Technology class she took her novatim year. Even though it would require missing baseball practice that day, Brooklyn figured it was probably more important to make it to this mystery physical.

So, at 5:55, Brooklyn walked into the training facility at SSU, took the stairs up, and found the small medical suite where the particular room was located. She was wearing her clothes for baseball practice and even brought her bat bag with her, as she assumed she’d have time to catch the tail end up practice after the physical concluded. At the very least, she could get a solid session in the batting cage.

It was almost a jumpscare when Brooklyn walked into the exam room. One of the athletic training staff members was there, who Brooklyn vaguely recognized. They were in conversation with none other than Aldus Pope. The moment she saw the basketball coach, it clicked her mind. Was he-?

“Oh, hello Ms. Beck. Glad you could make it.” Coach Pope nodded, his mouth a thin line. It almost looked like he was in pain.

“Thanks?” Brooklyn replied tentatively. “Why are you here?”

“Well …” Pope sighed, twisting his lips in distaste. “Unfortunately for me, Brooklyn, it seems fate is on your side. I am down a guard on my roster, and I have nobody left to fill in their spot.”

“Wait, you’re letting me on the team?” Brooklyn tried to keep her composure, even though her heart leapt in her chest.

“Pending this physical and a skills assessment, of course,” Pope replied quickly. “I am stuck between a rock and a hard place. You just happen to be the least egregious option at my disposal this time.”

“Thanks for the ringing endorsement.”

“My pleasure. I’ll take my leave now. If Dr. DeGarmo clears you, then you are to meet me at the practice gym immediately afterwards.”

“Yes, Coach,” Brooklyn said, trying her best to keep the smirk off her face.



Thirty minutes later, Brooklyn was striding into the practice gym at the athletic training facility. The physical had gone perfectly fine. After all, Brooklyn was the picture of health, already in shape for baseball season, and hadn’t had a major injury since messing up her left elbow during baseball season her freshman year of high school. This was going to be the tougher part of the evening, however.

“Let me make one thing clear,” Coach Pope called from across the gym floor. Besides him and Brooklyn, the court was empty. “Your inclusion on the team is not yet guaranteed. Even if I do let you on the roster, you will be an emergency option at the best. I have not the time nor the inclination to fully acclimate you to our system. Me and the rest of the staff are already busy enough with preparations for the NSCAA season, we don’t have time to babysit you. If you can hit open shots and play adequate defense, I’ll feel comfortable enough to let you get some minutes during blowouts in the conference stage. If not, then you’ll only see the floor in case of dire emergency. Don’t even think for a minute that you’ll get priority over any of the players who’ve dedicated all their energy to this program.”

“I understand, coach.” By the time Pope’s spiel was finished, Brooklyn was standing in front of him, right at the free throw line on one end of the court. “I’m grateful to even have that much of an opportunity.”

“Right. Let’s get started, then.” Pope took a few steps back to the baseline, where a fully loaded ball rack was already waiting. “Take a few free throws.”

Brooklyn nodded and made sure she was behind the line. This was going to be tough. She hadn’t played a serious game of basketball since high school two years prior. Pickup and some lighthearted shooting, sure, but nothing hardcore. She was confident in her rhythm, but doing it under pressure was different. Somehow, with Coach Pope’s individual scrutiny, it felt more pressurized than state tournament games with a whole section of students screaming behind the post during a free throw.

Coach Pope began bouncing balls across to Brooklyn, and she started tossing them up. They were just free throws, but Brooklyn was hitting them with adequate consistency. With each shot, Brooklyn felt a tiny bit of confidence return.

“Good.” Coach Pope pointed to a spot at a 45 degree angle from the hoop. “Midrange shot here. Let me see your jumper.”

Without a word, Brooklyn complied, jogging over to the spot. She missed a few more, but she was still hitting a majority of her shots.

“Baseline,” Pope pointed to a spot in front of him, halfway between the basket and the sideline. “Drive in for a layup.”

Brooklyn moved to the spot. She took a ball from Pope, dribbled forward to the basket, and layed a ball in. Pope passed her a ball on the other side, and she did the same thing back the way she came. No issues there. On her last pass, she hesitated, instead opting for an over-the-shoulder layup that fell in neatly.

“No showboating.” Pope admonished quickly but flatly. “Let’s see your three-pointer. Around the world.”

Brooklyn nodded, not bothering to apologize for the little flair on her last layup. The back-and-forth movement of the layup reps were starting to get her blood pumping. Pope started firing balls both in the air and bouncing on the ground to Brooklyn on the arc. When she shot one, hit or miss, she moved 45 degrees to the next spot on the arc. There was no time to watch the shot or think, a second after Brooklyn came down from a jump, Pope was firing the next ball to the next spot, forcing Brooklyn to get moving immediately. Even with the pressure and the mounting exertion required, she remained focused, knocking down more shots than she missed. It wasn’t up to her expected standards, but it wasn’t embarrassing by any means.

“Stop!” Coach Pope barked suddenly. Brooklyn looked over, taking her attention away from the board for the first time in several minutes. The ball rack was empty, and there weren’t any balls in arm’s reach for Pope. “That’s enough. Come here.”

Brooklyn jogged over, focusing on slowing her breathing and stretching out her muscles. It was a little more intense than she was expecting, but nothing she couldn’t handle (especially after the grind of two college football seasons).

“Your fundamentals are still there. You’ve got a decent shot. Pretty consistent from what I remember seeing in your high school film.” Pope sucked in a breath, appearing to consider something in his mind. “You will be added to the NSCAA roster. One of my assistants will email you the practice and game schedule. You must be present and on time for every team obligation, until the conclusion of the Ultra 64 tournament.”

“Yes, Coach.” Brooklyn said automatically. A thought then popped into her mind. “What about-”

“I have already talked with James.” Coach Pope folded his arms. “Took some convincing, but he agreed to allow you to prioritize the basketball team for the rest of the spring. At this time, I am told you are considered inactive on the SSU baseball roster. I will allow you to take one baseball practice per week to keep your mechanics up, as I know that’s very important for baseball players like yourself. You’re a freshman anyway, so I know you weren’t getting a lot of playing time as it is.”

“I’m usually getting a game or two in each weekend series,” Brooklyn clarified. Sure she was a freshman, but she was a well-rated prospect who was expected to get reasonable playing time.

“Coach Denton said he would allow you to play in one game during the weekend series, assuming there’s no conflicts with the NSCAA schedule, and that they’re home games. Since you won’t be able to travel with the baseball team for away games, that’s really the only opportunity you’ll have. And you should count yourself lucky that I’m even allowing an arrangement like this.”

“I appreciate it, Coach.” Brooklyn dipped her head in recognition. How desperate must Aldus Pope be if he’s willing to jump through all these hoops to allow her to play?

“Now,” Pope looked down at the watch on his wrist, “it seems that practice is about halfway over. My assistant coaches have been running the team practice so far. It’s time we both join them at the Arena. Speak with the equipment manager once practice concludes, so we can finish up some housekeeping.”

“Yes, sir.” Brooklyn grabbed the bat bag she’d brought, which looked now silly in the context of a basketball court, and jogged out to Skyhawk Valley Arena, where Pope had indicated the basketball team practice was being held. As she ran across the plaza to the arena, she silently marveled. She really was lucky. She had a feeling that Coach Denton wouldn’t be happy with her once the NSCAA was over, but if the Skyhawks put up another special run, it would absolutely be worth it.
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Postby Valanora » Mon Mar 25, 2024 10:58 am

"How do you expect the universities to actually do in this edition of the NSCAA, do they revert back to the semi-elite status that they seemed to pick up when Hondo won and the edition after or do they have a repeat of the last tournament where their was a lot of failures to launch and really reaching the heights that had come before them?" It was a casual conversation in one of the finer eateries with in Raynor City, a group of three friends sitting at the bar and awaiting the tip off of the next Raynor University game. Four weeks of competition play had come and gone and the teams were really starting to enter the part of the schedule where they were likely going to start separating themselves from the rest of the conference opponents if they had an honest chance of finding their way to the top of their respective conferences.

"I don't know, several of the schools have some very difficult conferences to have to deal with, especially those that have the pairing of a Drawkland school with a Banija school to contend with, then of course there is also the Dagan schools who usually have a bit about them to contend at the highest levels in this competition. It is not quite up to the same level as that of the Drawkland and Banija schools but there is quality with the Dagans to compete definitely, not to mention the schools from Cardenao look like they are here to compete. I think all the schools should easily be finishing in the top half of their conferences but I am not expecting many if any actual regular season conference champions to come from our beloved Vanorian schools unfortunately, they all just seem to lack a certain something or a notch below their most elite of peers. However when it comes to the conference tournaments though, well anything can happen there and I would not be shocked if a few Empire schools manage to capture their conference tournament crowns and earn a berth into the championship tournament that way."

It was the oldest of the group who had spoken, given a bit of a wink to the others before sipping upon their chalice of wine, eyes darting back up to the screen as they were announcing the starting lineups for the upcoming game. The physical differences between Vanorians and the others was still noticeable but there was no longer the huge discrepancy as it once was when it had just been the elves who had been suiting up in the various sports to take on their humanoid cousins. It might not have mattered as much in football but these more physically demanding sports or where certain sizes had their advantages, it had proven quite a few times that technical talent could still be defeated by just sheer physical gifts.

"I don't know, I feel like the schools all have plenty of talent on their rosters and as far as I am aware, most of the teams were able to retain most of their talent from the last edition of the tournament and did not see large swathes of their players graduate. I think that sort of experience and growing from a stumbling block like the last tournament ended up being for the Vanorian contingent means that there is also a hunger to do better or make things right as it were. Besides, this is a sport where a bad shooting night by a team can turn even the best of teams into looking quite pedestrian and we know that the Empire teams usually have a stern defense, particularly off of made baskets. I know more than one of the schools use a full court press off of made baskets and see their takeaways skyrocket as a result, getting easier baskets in transition. If I was a gambling person, I would say three Vanorian teams can pull off a conference championship and then another two or three doing it in the conference tournaments. What we have to wonder though is if the selection committee is going to view the schools based off this season and last or the growing tradition of Vanorian schools and give them the benefit of the doubt, to where we might see seven or all eight teams once again make it into the postseason."
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Postby Valanora » Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:07 am

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Postby Cassadaigua » Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:36 pm

New Lakeland University: Does it need to increase its standards?
By Kenzie Sherman, Concord Heights Times


Okay, I’ll state the obvious first. I don’t like New Lakeland University. It’s not just because they are on the west coast and a rival of my alma mater, the University of Concord Heights, but it is the general arrogance that the school is portrayed to have. This isn’t as much of a sports thing and more of a cultural thing. Graduates from that place seem to have an excessively capitalist mind set about the way that business operates, and look, I want capitalism. I believe that capitalism works and am thrilled that we are not a socialist country and all, but there’s a difference between respecting that businesses want to make a profit, and with businesses who simply put making money above every single factor and will undergo at times unethical means to accomplish that goal. Many businesses who are seen as being a little more shady than others have one thing in common: a CEO that is a graduate of New Lakeland University. That’s why I don’t really care for the school, and I know that there are a lot of good people out there that went there and that go there.

Now that I have cleared the air on that, let me get to the point, and it is something that a lot of sports fans from the west coast and the New Lakeland area have griped about over the course of the year. Like the school or not, it does try to pride itself on being the most prestigious business school in the nation. In theory, it is a tough school to get into if you do not otherwise have a friend or family member that is associated with them, or is a wealthy donor of the school. Given that, you can understand why many successful people are alumni of NLU. But there has been a question about their college basketball program and simply not having the same kind of expectations on their players. Here is the starting five, and their GPA:

Natalie Konicker: 2.3 GPA
Ashley Slayton: 2.5 GPA
Katrina Pavlova: 2.1 GPA
Rachel Moreno: 3.8 GPA
Stacie Levison: 2.3 GPA

Thank you, Rachel Moreno. Now, as for the other four, does this look like an institution that prides itself on academics? To be able to play college sports in Cassadaigua, a student must maintain a GPA of at least 2.0, so Miss Pavlova is just barely above the cut. Of course, there is some who speculate on whether or not the school is fudging that number so she can be considered eligible. But it is not just her, as both Konicker and Levison aren’t a ton better. Over the course of the season, the athletic director, Cassidy Rocco, was questioned about the performance of the starters, and simply told reporters there, “We these matters very seriously,” as she began her quote with the biggest cliche in business, “we have full confidence in our students and are giving them the support they need to improve their grades. At New Lakeland University, we look to provide all of our students a top class education with a business and economics focus. As we do that, we are aware of what the standards are to play in Cassadaigua, and they are meeting them. Therefore, that is all I will say on this matter.” So, fans, did that quote make you feel any better? Not a surprise that she is an athletic director at this particular school, is it?

The rest of the roster sees better GPA’s, so this is a mainly a problem with the starters, but you would like to see your starters set a better example for the team in the classroom. Many of their fans want the in-house minimum standard to play at NLU to be a GPA of at least 2.7, if not 3.0. But the school is uninterested in doing so.

At any rate, here’s where Cassadagan schools stand after eight games. (For comparison sake, we will simply take our record in the Valanora conferences before that game 9-12 cutoff).

7-1: University of Concord Heights (Eternal), Southern Victoriaville University (Calania)
6-2: Grande Mountain University (Salamantica), University of Starksville (United), New Lakeland University (Big Seven Seven), Brattleboro Technical Institute (Flying Drawk)
5-3: Concord Heights Beauty School (Newlands)
3-5: Briannatown College (Woodlands)

Combined Record: 46-18
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Postby Cardenao » Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:09 pm

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Cardenaoan Basketball Largely Succeeding; 100 Word Team Breakdown Inside!!


LeBois Santura University Broncos

The BSU Broncos are storming through the competition thanks to their high-tempo offense-focused playstyle. After eight matches, LeBois has eight wins and has scored over 700 points in those games, one of only five teams to reach that mark. Jake Massacano has emerged from obscurity to become a staple of the team, with the junior small forward recording over 25 points in six games during that stretch. The Broncos face a key run of games ahead and essentially need to go perfect to keep their conference championship dream alive. The key here? More of the same, I mean it’s working!

Niccostrato Naval Academy

The boys in grey have started solidly, with their 6-2 record landing them second in the Flying Drawk conference. Their brand of clean, fundamental-focused basketball is clearly going well for Niccostrato and their defensive scheme, led by senior power forward Tom McDonald, has emerged as one of the best in the tournament. While the 531 points conceded is impressive, the 608 points is less so. With capable scorers in Caleb Montgomery and Oscar Belnap, fans would be forgiven for expecting more fireworks. Looking at their upcoming schedule, The Greys will hope for four wins but 3-1 or 2-2 seem likely.

Costa Alto Military Academy Jets

Another successful military school, this time it’s the Air Force flying high at second in the Pink 14 conference. I’d anticipated their style of maverick, all-guns blazing basketball to be overwhelmed on defense but their +75 point differential means it’s all working out! Sophomore PG Blake Augustino has been insane, hitting a minimum 20/7/3 in every game but junior center Jezaro might be their best player. His unselfish (and hella accurate) passing makes the whole system flow, and he’s great on defense too. Can they hold on? Their full throttle offense makes that unlikely but we shall see!

Küsbon College Miners

For a team that prided themselves on a defensive-first approach, the Miners offense has stolen the show as they enjoy being #3 in their conference. Freshman center Zach McDaniels has been incredible, converting 62% of his attempts at the rim while Castro Calhoun has shifted from a crafty slasher to a knockdown 3 shooter. Major props go to Keerian Giovanbattista, the senior shooting guard who has solidified himself as the best Cardenaoan defender, routinely shutting down his mark and denying the entry pass. While things are good now, Raynor, UndSJJsM, and Raikennax are all waiting to spoil the Küsbon party.

Cascade Tradesmen College

The only Cardenaoan team to compete in 12 matches, the Tradesmen are about as reliable as they come. 930 points for, 900 points against, never an uneventful time game Cascade. Their position at #5 in their conference is unexpected, driven by the success of junior guards John Franklin Bonaventura and Matteo Atkinson being big, beefy boys who seem to make the right play every time. There’s no standout scorer or star for the team, but every starting player averages over 10 points per game and there’s no sign of that slowing down. 1st/2nd? Unlikely. 3rd/4th? Shoot your shot!

Alexandria University Swordsmen

Where has it all gone wrong for the Swordsmen from Alexandria? Projected to be one of the best Cardenaoan teams this year, it’s instead been a season from hell. Ninth in Calania having barely pulled off three wins and five well earned defeats and 612 points conceded, things are Not Great In Alexandria. High hopes for their defensive scheme have been blown apart, just like their defense on the court, with junior Tom Parliamence getting completely exposed every game. They’re not bad on offense but not good enough to overcome deficiencies. Coach has work to do here, will it happen?

New Cardonia State Thunderhawks

Let’s be honest New Cardonia fans, this is going exactly how it was expected. Defense was projected to be terrible and……yeah. It is very bad, -51 differential is awful. L’Anthony Webb was billed as a 3 and D stud but he’s got zero D and barely any 3. Deacon St. John: incredible footballer, insane athlete…awful basketball player. Good at slashing and highlight dunks but zero efficiency and he fouls/travels all the time. Center Jerome Crawford has emerged as a classic grinding center so that’s fun to watch. Try to enjoy the good times that remain, they will be fleeting.

Sargaara Technical Institute Penetrators

The disappointment of the season goes to……the STI Penetrators. Congrats Sargaara, it wasn’t even close. Game after game of awful, clunky, disorganized play has resulted in two wins from a team that was billed as the best Cardenao school entering the season. Dragan Stoikchev is not the point-center god that was promised, where did the player go that dominated the Orange Sky Classic!? Timid and cowardly play defines the STI experience and it’s hard to see a road back, impossible even. At the very least score more and don’t be so shite, your pride is on the line.
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Postby Quebec and Shingoryeo » Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:00 pm

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Longtime Saguenay head coach Mario Koo-Kweon to retire after NSCAA-15 season


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SOUTH BEND, SAGUENAY -- Mario Koo-Kweon, longtime Université du Saguenay women's basketball coach who has won three national titles, has announced that he will be retiring at the end of the NSCAA-15 season this summer.

'I believe that the NSCAA competition is the right time for me to walk on a high note, and also for my players to get one more shot internationally, before the preparation for next season could begin,' Koo-Kweon said in his mid-week press conference at the Ryu-Kweon Pavilion at the Letourneau-Jourdenay Centre in South Bend. 'In some ways this is like a good last ride for myself and our graduating seniors, but also the good foundation for my future successor to tape, assess and make decisions for the next step into the program's future.'

Koo-Kweon, the two-time QIS women's coach of the year in his seventeen years with the Fighting Irish program, will be retiring from all positions with the university at the conclusion of the NSCAA-15 season, with the specific wording emphasised to differentiate the point of differentiation between the Saguenay program's elimination from NSCAA contention and the championship game. Koo-Kweon has coached at Saguenay for 31 years, with his last seventeen season as the head coach succeeding late Elodie Binaisa.

While Koo-Kweon's legacy as a player was limited, with most of his time coming from bench minutes at historical rivals Yongma College, Koo-Kweon has made strong legacy with the coach with Saguenay Fighting Irish, where he joined after a spending a decade coaching high school programs in Acadie province. Since taking over from Binaisa, Saguenay has made the QIS women's nationals in fifteen out of seventeen years, with six Final Four appearances, three titles and two NSCAA competition appearances.

In particular, he is remembered for coaching the Fighting Irish women to six Big Ten (B1G) conference titles and 2048, 2053 and 2064 national championships, putting him ahead of Binaisa who had won two in her time with the Fighting Irish. The latest one this March is generally considered to be the most impressive with the starting five consisting of three freshmen - redshirt power forward Lira Monsavin (QIS Player of the year) and freshmen all-Quebecois players Kang Ye-Jeong (Championship player of the year) and Kelsey B. Lautner (Rookie of the Year) - meaning that there's room for further success to cultivate for his successor.

While no speculation has been made about the succession, the late timing of the announcement may mean that the hiring would likely involve either Clarisse Rees-Matakevich, his longtime assistant, be named one-year interim coach, or a full promotion that would follow the historical precedence established by both Binaisa and Koo-Kweon, who were also longtime assistants for their predecessors before being promoted.

Also possible, though less likely, is an external hiring. The coaching market for QIS women's program is relatively limited right now, especially with most programs having made their coaching hirings and recruiting classes settled for the year. Florence-Anne Raabe is still in middle of self-expressed two year sabbatical, but the former architect of Zenit Attawapiskat dynasty sides, better remembered for coaching Hannasean and South Newlandian national teams to reasonable degrees of success, could be lured back early from the retirement.

Other options include UC-Jolbonopolis head coach Hannah Ray-Yeom, the 48-year old who has led the SAL-12 program to two Final Four appearances and the 2056 QIS women's championship, and Queen's College coach Joanna Youngblood-Parker. Both coaches, who have won a QIS women's title with their respective institutions, hold connection to the institution with Ray-Yeom being a former Fighting Irish guard under Binaisa and Koo-Kweon, while Youngblood-Parker is a former Saguenay Ms. Basketball forward before committing to Mount Ester University.

It is expected Ray-Yeom to be the first person to be contacted if an external candidate is to be hired, as Raabe has already refused collegiate offers this offseason and Youngblood-Parker reportedly considering only professional offers if she is to depart from the Golden Gaels.
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The Horacio twins are young players from Nacional University students, a rising talent that went through harsh conditions, as Raymundo and Leonardo were high school students who excelled in basketball, but no one of them were expect to join the university because of their family's financial conditions, where their father works as a plumber and the mother is a waitress in A fast food restaurant, but their distinction in basketball is push Nacional University to offer them a full scholarship to join the university and play in the Falcons team, and after their graduation soon we expect them to appear in the LKB.



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This is a very very late cut-off for United and Newlands. Thanks Ranoria for your tips in how to survive with a nose not working properly.
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For the previous parts, see Thorne I, II, III, and IV.

Ducentu State's basketball coaches, Anton Irving and Bradley Boone, hardly survived their encounter with Basil Thorne on the Thorne homestead in rural Reese County. Things cooled down after Basil took a couple potshots at them with his .22, as he insisted it was all in good fun. Things were a little testy in the Thorne household, as the family patriarchs were naturally distrusting of outsiders, especially those with college educations. Still, Coach Irving managed to arrange a campus visit. In a fortnight, Basil would travel to the heart of Ducentu to watch an Eagles home game and tour campus.

Irving knew that it would be a hard sell to get Basil to like a densely urban environment like the area of Ducentu around State's campus, but he had to try. Maybe the college basketball atmosphere would awaken something in the potential star. Even if it didn't work out, at least Irving got him to try. It's more than most other colleges could manage to get with Thorne.

There was a third school wishing to court the skills of Basil Thorne. This prestigious school was known as Biloba University, the closest secondary learning institution to Elstrund Valley in the heart of Ellzidan's territory.

Biloba University is one of the earliest dedicated learning institutions founded in Drawkland, and perhaps all of Sonnel. Its founding predates the existence of Drawkland as a nation by a hundred or so years. The school was a personal project of the future Drawkionel Ellzidan. One of the earlier moves of her reign over the domain of wildlands, she believed that a school could help teach skills and bring more order to the famously chaotic and cutthroat backwoods. It's named after a species of tree found in the southeastern peninsula of Drawkland, one that vaguely resembles the enormous tree Elstrund itself. Of course, Elstrund appears to be the lone member of an entirely unique genus, but its similarities to multiple local tree species is easily seen.

The campus was established in a valley closely adjacent to the more sacred Elstrund Valley. Large trees, not to the incomprehensible scale of Elstrund, but easily a hundred feet taller than their counterparts in the forest, were grown to provide the base for campus. It is believed that Elstrund itself helped grow these "satellite trees" as extensions of itself, hence their great size and ability to be partially hollowed out and support man made structures in their canopies. Several classroom and dormitory buildings were built on the forest floor in the shade of the trees. Though modernization has creeped in to Biloba as it has almost everywhere else, the classic forest villa aesthetic has remained, with most buildings featuring wooden facades and some university offices and classrooms still located within the trees themselves.

In its early days, Biloba was mostly a center for skilled craftsmen and farmers to teach their trade to others from around the territory. This resulted in a greater quality of life and economic uptick in the small settlements and villages scattered around the wilderness. There was also a great emphasis placed on environmental sustainability and ecological understanding. Over time, warriors and traders joined the university as teachers, widening the educational scope of the institution. Even so, it remained a relatively small school, as few people had the luxury of being able to travel far from home to spend time learning things.

As Drawkland modernized, Biloba did too, turning into a small but respectably-sized semi-private institution. More modern degree programs are offered, but many programs in hands-on trades are still present. Many agree that an Ecology or Biology degree from Biloba is among the most prestigious of such a course of study.

Sports were never a huge priority among the Biloban faculty, but they were one of the first schools to establish a competitive soccer team, typical for the Ellzidanian cultural interests. Though indoor ventures, sports included, are not typically in vogue for that area of the nation, basketball did obtain a modest following. Biloba started their own basketball team, which has been known to have some magical runs here and there but are typically a low-pressure environment.

The Biloba University basketball program was tentatively interested in Basil Thorne. A clearly rural lad growing up just a few hours' drive from the Valley was certainly somebody they could net. Even in its modernized set of curriculum, there were still plenty of technical degrees and trade education options that could easily attract somebody like Thorne. The beautiful wild surroundings, the quiet atmosphere ... it was nearly a slam dunk. Pun intended, unfortunately. The only potential issue were the reports that Thorne had a knack for fishing & hunting, two activities which were regulated rather heavily in the Valley's proximity to ensure the sustainability of the local flora and fauna.

Regardless, they decided to take the shot. The reports that the Thorne household did not possess a phone did not discourage the Biloban administration. Those in the shadow of Elstrund have other options for communication. While other colleges sent letters, Biloba University sent a seed. It was a rather thick seed, but it fit into a padded envelope that stood out among the rest. With the seed was a small set of instructions. Plant the seed in fertile soil, water it once, then speak as needed. The seed was an extension of Elstrund itself - once the seed quickly germinated and took root, it would connect into the greater consciousness of the Great Tree. This was used for many things, one of which was a pseudo-magic telephone network.

Unfortunately, the seed did not reach its intended recipient. When the thicker padded envelope arrived, Basil curiously regarded it when he grabbed the rest of the pile of mail. Dropping the large pile of normal envelopes on the floor of the front porch, Basil grabbed the Biloba envelope and tore off the top. Without looking inside first, he flipped the envelope upside down and shook to eject its contents. The sudden shake shot the seed downward, missing Basil's hand, bouncing off an uneven board on the porch, and flying off the porch into the front yard. The land sloped heavily in front of the Thorne house, and thus the seed tumbled and rolled down the hill, finding a resting spot about fifty yards from the front door.

Basil noticed something dropped, but he was temporarily distracted by the card which also fell from the envelope and into his hand. By the time he looked down to see what had fell, the seed was well out of his sight. Once Basil discerned the word "University" was written at the top of the card, he ignored the rest, tossing it in with the rest of the school letter pile which was going to serve as excellent bonfire kindling for some weekend that coming summer.

The seed finally found itself burrowed in the soil layer, and spread its roots when the next rain came. The tree line in the basketball staff office at Biloba University never received a call from the seed they sent, unfortunately. By the time they troubleshooted the issue, Basil had already committed elsewhere. At least they gave it the old college try!

Even with the failure to launch, it still germinated and started growing another tree to expand Elstrund's reach and consciousness. Having an Elstrund-sourced tree is considered good luck for many Drawkians, and though none of the Thornes knew it, they had one of the rarest Drawkian possessions innocently growing somewhere between their front door and the creek that ran through the middle of their property.
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I am back !!!

The retired Costa de Palmeras star, Ernesto Victorino, posted a tweet on Twii.tur, in which he wrote "I am back", which raised the fans' questions from his followers, what does he mean.
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The Curious Case of the CryptoKleptics

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These guys aren't always focused on basketball


Matthensville Polytechnic Institute is unlike any other university in the country, hell, maybe anywhere period. Here, students, professors, even the athletic department are constantly looking for the next pump, the next coin to ride to the top. They're cryptocurrency day traders and short term investors. "Degens." "Memecoin extraordinaries." "Dopamine addicts." Caffeine junkies - these guys will often show up to games with bags under their eyes double fisting a can of three hundred milligrams of caffeine and a mixer bottle of preworkout in the other.

And at games? The back few guys of their depth chart don't watch the game - they're on their phones watching their coin prices.

"You've gotta really love the [darn] game," said power forward Michael Tezos, "We've gotta hold off an a lot of the day trading during the season, which really cuts into our profits. Like, our pre game meetings? Where you guys all get hyped up and ready to rock? Coach has us [flipping] go over what [gosh darned] coins we're in, and insists we set stop loss and take profit levels for all of our short term positions."

Love the game? For a team that went 20-15 domestically this season and looked like they padded that record against severely outmatched squads, that's tough to allege.

"[Shizzle]," sophomore shooting guard Billy Trias chuckled, "It's not a [fruity] love for the game to me really. It's more that you've gotta make sure to move your body a bit, a healthy body makes a sharp mind makes a clever trader who [beats] the markets. It does make a tough [schedule] sleep on though. I like to sleep twice a day, three hours each, during the market's dead times to minimize risk of missing an investment opportunity. Our scheduling people at the university get paid a lot of money to be awesome helping us with that kinda thing, but basketball makes it hard. Worth it though, like I said, sharp mind."

So...why go to college then? Why not just be a random degen daytrader who might hit it big one of these days?

"Simple," small forward Corey Ripple shot back, "This is the place to learn how to beat the market. I made more in the last, wait," he held up a finger and clicked a green button on his phone, "Ten minutes than you have this month. No one gets to their sophomore year here without being a millionaire. We just leverage our student loans to put into our trading accounts and by the time the first payment comes up, we've already secured the bag."

Now of course I had to ask, what happens if you miss those odds?

“Like I said,” Ripple finished, “[They] don’t make it to their sophomore year. Skill issue honestly, first step to being a day trader is to not be straight [cheeks]*. Second step is to buy low. Third step is sell high. Fourth is just get [freaking]* good. It’s that simple, don’t know how people screw it up.”

Not your orthodox school, sure, but considering all three members of the team that created Ranoria's fully digital currency system were "Cryptokleptics" - they've got a track record of success here.

*This was a much longer interview, but due to the team’s downright degenerate language most of it was completely unusable in media, hence this being reported in an article rather than a video medium. What excerpts could be spared use less offensive bracketed words to get the point across
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Al-Hilal (7-1)
Last time out, an unbeaten split stormed the Islanders to 7-1 and top of the Newlands. The winning continued here as Janisse Ibrahim helped push this team past Rocky Creek, El Libertador and CHBS before being upset at home by Pacific State to end this split 10-2, still on top of the NC outright.

Central State (6-2)
It was a 2-2 split for the Grizzlies last time out as they lost a bit of steam from their hot start...and things went from bad to worse here as the Flying Drawk bit back. CSU did beat Hangaza State but the wheels fell off from there as Saint Benedict's, Cold Hill and Penske College succumbed them to 1-3 in this split and 7-5 overall as the halfway point is right in view.

Pacifico (6-2)
It feels weird to see UNPA up this high, but a 4-0 split will do that to you. DIT would fall but in this split, Los Surfistas felt the brunt of the Five Star as UNSJJSM, Mount Ester and Küsbon College sent them back to 1-3 and 7-5 overall. Work to do on the consistency side.

UCarib-Port Town (5-3)
It was 2-2 for the Green Flash and it was 2-2 again here in the Calania. They beat both Columbus-Metro and Sudoeste in Overtime, but fell in regulation to both Rouyoutte and Bakina Stijena to remain steady at 7-5.

Carlandas (5-3)
It was a 2-2 split for Los Leones last time. In the Salamantica only a late demolition by Grande Mountain and Sadeg State stopped the perfect split as Ankole State and Talladega went down. 2-2 again, 7-5 overall.

CPortside (4-4)
After back-to-back even splits, things finally fell out of balance for the Mariners in the Pink 14...just in the wrong direction. Kizza I College went down but after that it was freefall as Cavsar, Politechnica Soria and an OT loss to Columbus A&M finished off a 1-3 split and a 5-7 record. Ouch.

Hongxai (4-4)
Over in the Big 77, the Dragons also broke the balance of the 2-2...though for the better this time. Ranoria State was the only one to take them down as wins over Višnjevac, Columbus CoM and Joe Gibbs finished the 3-1 and meant 7-5 overall.

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A month and a half into the NSCAA season and the results for the Vanorian schools have been as mixed as there are different species as there are that inhabit the Eternal Empire. The mixed bag of fortunes comes as a bit of a sore spot for a lot of the fans of the various schools who had been expecting great things from their respective universities and being able to compete at the very top of the game. The VSC had the quiet goal of attempting to qualify all eight of the schools into the Ulta 64 this edition much as the same edition where the University of Hondo was able to lift that title for the pride of Vanorians everywhere. That goal may still happen but the first six weeks of competition have definitely seen a few of the schools slip up to start off their campaigns and make their paths toward qualification and selection that much more difficult for themselves. While no path is impossible until the last whistle of the conference tournament is blown, the schools would have behooved themselves to have had a solid start to the campaign rather than the difficulties that have been had thus far.

This is perhaps no more apparent than in the flagship university of the Empire in Raynor University who are languishing with a five hundred record through the first twelve games and as a result sit in seventh place in the Five Star Conference and four games back of the two teams tied at the top of the conference. Where they have seen problems is on the defensive end which is a huge surprise as in previous outings in the competition it is perhaps the place where the Rockets have had the most success. Senior center Lucas Knutsen has had an awful first third of the regular season in defending the paint and allowing some easy baskets from the opposition but the guard play on defense has also not been up to the usual standard that we are accustomed to from the Rockets. An embarrassing home lose to Küsbon College from Cardenao a week ago where the visitors put up a hundred points highlights how pourus the defense can be, as well as getting less the seventy points on the night. For a team that was expected to be a standout among the Vanorian outfits, it has failed to deliver both at home as well as on the road and the coaching staff is going to have to shape the kids up if they are to salvage their regular season and be in a position to contend once the tournament comes around, as they currently far outclassed by the better teams in their conference.

In stark contrast to Raynor, we have South Caddonia University, who have but a pair of losses to have started the season with and only sit a single game behind the conference leaders with the second half and a few games left to play. Four wins in the past two weeks has made the start of the season exactly what those in Caddonia would have been hoping for and the arena in Caddo has been rocking and roaring when the team has been having their home games. Senior starting guards Lahuen Villagómez and Koko Meraz have the offense flowing freely, which has been allowing them to get back and prevent transition baskets and easy opportunities for their opponents. Fellow Sabine school in Sabinal State has had a bit more of a reserved start in the Calania Conference, with just eight wins and sitting three games behind the leaders. A big loss to Ducentu State University in Drawkland was not the greatest look for the team but it was expected given the storied history and amount of talent that the school and Drawkland has in general, but a disappointing double digit loss to University of Rouyoutte of Ranoria to close out the week has smothered some of the success that the side has had. A renewed effort on the boards, especially on the offensive boards to get some more second chance points, would go a long way towards getting the team back into contention if they want to still pursue a regular season crown.

Mar Sara Tech had a good two weeks with three wins but they will be wondering how the game at Indigo Bay Academy got away from them and prevented a clean sweep of the last two weeks of games. They had a lead late, with a little over five minutes to go, but went scoreless and allowed the home side to turn a four point deficit at that point into a seven point win. The side will be kicking themselves for not being able to close out the game better and it was lesson that was learned quickly as they were able to hold off a furious rally from Richardson University of Ranoria a week later in Mar Sara to keep a hold of their victory, though three games back of their dreaded rivals in the Skyhawks of Sadeg State who have had an unbeaten start to their season. The Raiders lost to the Skyhawks in week three in Drawkland and unfortunately that bitter defeat to a hated rival traveled with them back to the Empire a few days later where they were blown out of the water by Grande Mountain University of Cassadaigua. It has shown a trend where the Vanorian sides are not getting great offensive output and the usually reliant defenses are coming up short, especially against the better schools, which is a confounding issue for the coaching staffs as that was where they expected to have seen success.

The University of Hondo is doing well, but you sort of expected that from a former champion, although they are too having to deal with an unbeaten team that is roaring ahead of the rest of their conference in the form of LeBois Santura University from Cardenao. The Cardenao school is schooling the rest of the conference with great offensive output and stellar defensive work as well and is just competing at a huge level that makes even good teams like Hondo and Farrer University from Quebec struggling to keep up with. At some point you had to think they will slip up but if they keep winning, Hondo might have to begrudgingly accept a battle for second place or to shoot their shot in the conference tournament. Everlin University has also been doing well but they are finding it difficult to compete with a number of schools that they had entered conference play thinking that they were better than and holding up to the idea that the conference was theirs for the taking. This was especially true for their last game where they had a chance to make a big state with a win against Cold Hill University in Ranoria and totally flubbed it up and ended up on the wrong side of a seventeen point blowout.

Last season's darlings in Turbani Tech have looked absolutely miserable since their return from the preseason tournament and there are going to be many people who wonder if sending the team to that tournament in Drawkland in the preseason was the right move. Tech had been the team who got the furthest in the Ultra 64 last edition but through twelve games they have a losing record with just five wins. The offence has been anemic, the defensive effort has been non-existent and at this point it is hard to see the team finding a way back into contention for the selection committee unless they go near flawless in the second half and/or have an amazing conference tournament. Unfortunately for the school, it just has been a start to the season that is looking dreadful with little reason to hope unlike Raynor who also has had a poor start. The Midshipmen of the Rinaldi Naval Academy have been gritting out performances though in the United conference and have been relying on a somewhat staunch defense that is allowing less than seventy points a game on average. That sort of defensive record gets you wins in games you might otherwise fall short on and it is what the side has been doing and will need to continue to do if they are to stay competitive against the likes of Old Mountain and Starksville.
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Postby Cassadaigua » Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:41 pm

It’s World Cup Time, so...
By Kenzie Sherman, Concord Heights Times


World Cup qualifying is now underway, but that does not mean that the rest of the sporting world will shut down, and the conference play stages of the NSCAA tournament will continue to roll along. But, with the competition in its “dog days” right now, in other words, the excitement of the conference play beginning having worn off but it also being too soon to start over analyzing the standings and projecting for the Ultra 64, I made my way to the University of Starksville to think about the sport of soccer. It was a Spacebook post of theirs that got my attention.

As you may recall, in my last article, I listed the records of our schools at the bottom and included the conference name. Makes sense, right? So, with the University of Starksville, I simply wrote, “University of Starksville (United).”

Well, the Spacebook page of the University playfully replied, “The University of Starksville is not affiliated with Starksville United, nor are we the University of Starksville United. Fans of Starksville Coastal are equally welcome to attend our institution or to support our athletics programs”. Obviously, just a joke on their part, playing on the bitter CSL rivalry that exists between Starksville United and Starksville Coastal. Nonetheless, I requested my superiors here at the Concord Heights Times to make a trip to this university, a place that I had really only driven past and seen pictures of but I never actually been on campus. It’s a more modern campus, so if you are looking for traditional architectural marvels, you are not going to find them here, but that does not mean it is not a beautiful campus in its own way. It is close to the coast, and in driving distance, is closer to the home field of Starksville Coastal than it is Starksville United, and if you go to the top floors of the largest buildings and look out windows that point south, you will be able to see the coast and the beaches.

I would attend their United Conference home game against Valanora’s Rinaldi Naval Academy, a long time fixture in NSCAA competition. In an entertaining game, Starksville won by ten, 81-71, and now the two schools are part of a three-way tie for second at 9-3. Old Mountain University is flexing that Drawkish muscle in this conference, but behind them, it’s shaping up to be a good run to the finish. I enjoy my time of being able to interact with many of the students, and that included the social media director, who was sure to engage me in more conversation about the Starksville soccer rivalry. I went ahead and took a poll of the students, and of those who said that had a preference between Starksville clubs, 62% preferred United. That’s tough for Coastal, since they are the two-time defending CSL champions and all.

That’s not where the soccer talk ended, though, as I got around to talking to several of the players, and learned that Samantha Powell, the team’s starting point guard who is a sophomore, was contacted by the Starksville Coastal academy four years ago, at 15, if she wanted to enroll there. “They were really high on me, and I loved soccer,” Powell told me after consenting to an interview on the topic, “I loved every sport possible. I was the biggest sports nerd you could dream of and wanted to play everything. I really enjoyed soccer, it was really fun. When I was like twelve, I probably would have expected to be playing that in college, but after got some training from a basketball camp that I went to when I was fourteen, I became more confident at shooting from a longer distance. That’s when it all came together, and where I realized basketball was my calling.” Samantha clearly made the right decision, getting a full scholarship at the University of Starksville, after growing up in the city. “I mean there are a few Starksville area schools I was interested in,” she said, “But U-Stark. How could I not want to go here. I love it.” Powell said she was also recruited by the University of Concord Heights and Grande Mountain University among the other NSCAA schools, and visited each campus, but chose to stay close to home. I asked her then, if she’s a Coastal fan or a United fan, and who her favorite player is, “Yeah, I probably shouldn’t say. That rivalry is vicious in this town!” We both laughed and realized that was probably for the best.

Here’s where Cassadagan schools stand after twelve games. (For comparison sake, we will simply take our record in the Valanora conferences before that game 13-16 cutoff).

11-1: University of Concord Heights (Eternal), Southern Victoriaville University (Calania)
10-2: Grande Mountain University (Salamantica)
9-3: Brattleboro Technical Institute (Flying Drawk), University of Starksville (United)
8-4: New Lakeland University (Big Seven Seven)
7-5: Concord Heights Beauty School (Newlands)
5-7: Briannatown College (Woodlands)

Combined Record: 70-26
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Postby Cardenao » Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:48 pm

The coaches give pre-game speeches…


LeBois Santura University


“Listen up boys, here we go. Tonight, I want consistency. I want to see us go down the court every time, calm and in control, set our plays up, and get some fucking baskets alright?

We’ve been doing everything right so far, we’re moving the ball well, we’ve been finding open shots, I want more of the same from you tonight. 12-0 ain’t too bad, but that’s nothing. 16-0 is nothing, 20-0? Well let’s just focus on the game ahead of us, we’re the Broncos and we’re rolling.

Remember…active hands on defense, we can definitely improve on that side of the ball and we’ve been working hard on our scheme in practice, so get out there and get it done.

Lads, we’re looking pretty good. We’ve found a good formula, now we need to be consistent in our execution; tonight’s another chance to do that. Alright, let’s do it.

Bronco’s Country………LET’S RIDE!”

Niccostrato Naval Academy


“Most of you might know this, some of you might, but let me tell you all know: I am a superstitious man. I believe in signs, I believe in traditions and rituals, I touch the same stop sign before every game, I brush each tooth six times, back when I was playing ball, shit I wore the same underwear every single game. And dammit, I won.

The number 7…man I’m shuddering. That shit freaks me out. 7 is unholy, it just isn’t right. I don’t like it, and I don’t understand it. Just shouldn’t be. The only thing worse than one seven, is several sevens and dammit we’ve allowed 777 points. THAT AIN’T RIGHT. THAT SHOULDN’T BE. Three 7s……dear god. Dear GOD.

What we need to do boys, we need to win, let’s get that straight real quick. We need to win, and win and win and win, we need four wins but MORE IMPORTANTLY……we need to let them score on us. You heard me.

We need…to let…them score on us. We can not have 777 in our points against us, it’s unnatural. So let them score the first bucket of the game. I do not care how it happens, I do not care who it gets scored on, I just care that they score the first bucket, cause that 777…that ain’t gonna fly.

So get out there, get the win, but for the love of all that we hold dear in this world, you better let them score the first points.

Be Strong, Play Well!”

Costa Alto Military Academy


“Okay okay settle down, nobody speak, everybody listen up.

South Caddonia University from Valanora. They’re a damn good team, right behind us in the rankings. They’ve got a lot of skilled players, a lot of speed at the guard positions, they usually run a small-ball approach with Axel Storås at center. Jezaro, I want you overpowering him, I want you bullying him, I want you making his night brutal. He’s quick and knows how to get around the court, so call for help if you can’t track him. Blake, Merick, you’re matching up against their point and shooting guards, who are great shooters, or at least I assume so. Lock them down, don’t let them get uncontested shots, and make them uncomfortable. They’re very undersized so this is a chance for you to dominate.

Our plan for the game is to really take it to them. With our physical advantages, I want us playing hard-nosed basketball, bump into them, bruise ‘em up, get into their heads, this is a chance for us to put some space between us and the rest of the pack, so let’s get in there and turn on the jets."

Küsbon College


“Not bad not bad not bad boys, who’s got it better than us?

Yeahhh that’s right, no one.

We got a great thing ahead of us tonight guys, and that’s the chance to play a game of basketball. Man I love that, I love that feeling, don’t you?

Our whole lives we’ve been gaming, maybe we came into it earlier or later than the man next to you, but here we are now. A lot of things happened in our lives, a lot of things happened on the court, we’ve had good games, we’ve had bad games, we’ve won, we’ve lost, but here we are now.

What a great game man, what a great feeling to have the ball in your hands, everyone looking at you, and only you know the way you can get to the hoop. Only you know the way you can find your teammate, only you know the way you play basketball. I can’t play it the way you do, your brother next to you can’t play it like you, your opponent wishes he could ball like you. I wish I could ball like you, but I’ll tell you what. This has been the greatest joy of my basketball story, working with you kids, building something together, trying to obtain this incredible goal. It’s been so hard, so, so hard, but right now, hearing the crowd out there yelling for us, feeling the emotions of the game……and winning.

I love winning and you know, we’ve gotten pretty decent at it. There’s a lot of the season left, but I hope you’re all proud of what we’ve accomplished so far. 2nd in the conference……that’s really something.

But that ain’t all it. Building this bond with your brothers through competition, creating memories of these moments that we will never forget, that’s what it’s all about.

So let’s play our ball and try to win, I think we can. We've been preparing in all the right ways, but let’s get out there and do what we’re best at:

Let’s have fun.”

Cascade Tradesmen College


“H’Alright alright okay…okayyyyy alright, let me speak up to ya lot and drain this beer real quick.

Hey Skyle…SKYLE!! Put out the cigarette man, we’re about to play for god’s sake, nothing lit 20 minutes before the game!!!

Okay…h’alright. I might not know who we’re playing tonight, but I do know one thing. First, y’all’lot are playing well, let’s keep that up and keep finding the hoop, the second is, let’s try to sharp up on defense. John Franklin, you build fences my bröther, start building one around their point guard! Third, Xavi Daci, let’s see some more physicality down in the center spot. You’re learning the bricklaying trade, get out there and muscle some dudes around.

Well I guess that’s three things but the most important one of all? Get out there, have fun, and most importantly, don’t miss the post-game beer!”

Alexandria University


“Breath in…Breathe out. As you exhale, feel the tension and nerves in your body be released. Close your eyes, picture yourself on the court…

You’re shooting…you’re scoring. You’re passing…your teammate scores.

Basketball isn’t just about our physical skill and ability to score the ball, it’s about mental clarity and focus too, envisioning the results, relaxing yourself to achieve maximum performance, and hitting your goals.

Let go of any distractions or doubts. We can find peace in this moment before entering the storm. Trust in yourself, in your ball, and in the team around you.

We are one unit, we are Alexandria.

Stay in this moment, right here, right now, with me, with your brothers. Feel our energy filling the room, the anticipation rising as we get ready to give it our all.

Bring this calm and focus with you as we step onto the court.

Play with intention, play with heart, and most importantly, play as one unit.

Together, we can achieve greatness.

Good luck men, I believe in you.”

New Cardonia State


“WHAT WE HAVE A CHANCE TO DO NOW IS TO PROVE ALL THE HATERS WRONG.

ALL THE SHIT TALKERS WHO SAY WE CAN’T DO IT, WE CAN SHUT THEM UP.

ALL THE LEBOIS FANBOYS, WE CAN RUN IT UP ON THEM.

ALL THE GIRLS THAT TURN YOU DOWN, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO WIN THEIR MOST IMPORTANT PART.

YOU ARE MEN, YOU ARE LIONS.

A LION DOESN’T FEAR THE THOUGHTS OF GAZELLES, FOR HE IS A LION AND HE KILLS.

YOU ARE A LION.

LET’S GO RUN THROUGH SOME WALLS AND BRING THE PAIN TONIGHT.

DESTROY THE DOUBTERS AND ANNIHILATE THE HATERS."

Sargaara Technical Institute


“Listen guys, we’re taking it one game at a time, one half at a time, one play at a time. Focus on what you’re doing, it’s 15 seconds of concentration at a time. Breathe, give the play a chance to develop, trust your shots.

Boys, you’re good players, you’ve been your entire lives. Right now isn’t any different than that, you got the skill, you got the teammates, we got a good system; have faith in it, have faith in each other.

We know things haven’t been going the way we want or the way we expect, so let’s get out there and show what we’ve been working on, how you’ve been fixing mistakes in our game, I’m feeling good heading into these games! I know that sounds crazy, I know it, but there’s no reason we can’t get out there, get on a run, and rack up some Ws in this half of the season.

40 minutes men, 40 minutes to get out there and get it.

Good luck.”
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Farrer signs athletic director Pascal Delon to a four year extension


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SONGAK, SONGAK FEDERAL PROVINCE -- Row, row, row the boat.

Farrer University's athletic director, Pascal Delon, has agreed to a a four-year contract extension set to kick off at the start of the new school year on 1st of May, 2064, Farrer University president Jules Yang-Penford announced the news this morning.

'Pescal's leadership as the athletic director to the Redmen and Martlets athletics program, one that includes strong domestic and international performances, but also the university's strong form in fundraising, enrollment and outreach efforts, has been no less of a success,' Yang-Penfold said in this morning's announcement. 'His involvement in the redevelopment of multiple infrastructure projects, such as the Strathcona Memorial Stadium used by the football and athletics programs, or the construction of Allison Dubois Centre for our basketball and volleyball programs, have been immeasurable.'

Yang-Penfold continued by mentioning about the academic and community successes of the student-athletes as well. 'Under Pascal's leadership, Farrer athletics programs continue to retain a strong grip on not only the athletics, but the academics and community involvement that have made the Redmen and Martlets student-athletes what they are known for.

'Farrer athletics program has remained top five in the nation for graduation rate, with many of our graduates recipients of postgraduate and professional scholarships at home and abroad,' he continued. 'With the continued challenges that abound in the collegiate athletics world of now and future, it is important to make sure the leader of now places himself in the forefront of the the leader of future, and vice versa. Pascal Delon suits the role perfectly.'

Delon, the former all-Quebecois handball player at Northwestern University, will be paid approximately Q£400,000 ($1.2 million NSD) in salary over the next four years into the end of 2067-68 academic year. He had previously been paid Q£300,000 ($900,000 NSD) as a part of his original contract. Delon, who had reportedly been in contacts with Latilutakówa National, Saguenay A&M and St. Croix universities over the past six month period, was entering the final year of his five-year tenure that had begun in 2060.

Under Delon, Farrer University programs have won 18 conference championships, mostly at the Big Ten (B1G) conference, and have won three national championships in men's Football, women's Basketball, Women's Fencing, and men's Volleyball. He is, in particular, credited with the hiring of women's basketball coach Campbell Ainslie-Kweon and men's football coach Jang Ho-Yik, and the groundbreaking partnership established between the national semi-professional power National Riding Association team, and the Redmen and Martlets judo program considered to be a national powerhouse.

In particular, Delon's hiring of Ainslie-Kweon, the former all-Quebecois basketball and longtime Nideyinan assistant coach, has been highly regarded, with the Martlets having made the QIS women's national championships in three out of four years, while winning 2062 and 2064 Big Ten women's and 2062 QIS women's national championships. Ainslie-Kweon's success in the most recent season, one that had secured the qualification into the NSCAA-15 tournament, would see the Martlets finish with Elite Eight appearance after beating both top five opponents in Queen's College and Universite du Saguenay, to the conference title.

'I would like to thank President Yang-Penfold for this opportunity to continue as the athletics director of this remarkable institution,' Delon said in his press release. 'Since arriving from Sangju College four years ago, I have made it clear to set my target as continuing to establish Farrer as one of the premier college athletic programs in the country.

'My goals with Farrer is to continue developing this vision for myself, the student-athletes and the university community as whole, to ensure that this s where one does not select athletics or academics, but could balance between the two. That the four to six years here remain valuable as ever. Together we will continue to aim for that goal.'
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It's time for my evening cutoff!
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(Motorsports, college basketball, and volleyball, too)


Specific Titles: World Cup 50, 51; WBC 14, 16, 19, 50 & 58; WB 8, 22, & 40; WCOH 11 & 39; IBC 13.
Also: CR 40 & 43; CoH 39; Swamp Soccer 4, RTC WC 18 & 19; WVE 6; NSCAA 3, 5 & 9; NSSCRA 7
Runner Up: CoH 40, CR 37, 38 & 41; WB 21, WcoH 8, IBC 12, WBC 13, 15, 47 & 48, DBC 21.
WC Qualified for: 45, 46, 49-61, 67, 79 (DNP WC 69-77), 81-90, 92.
XIII Summer Olympiad: 2nd Most Medals
Hosted: WC 54, 67, 84 & 88; CoH 57 & 73, BoF 47, CR 30, WB 16, WBC 18, 26, 40, 45 & 50, NSCAA, NSCH 1; WLC 7, 30 & 33.

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Postby Cassadaigua » Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:25 pm

Halftime in the NSCAA’s,
by Kenzie Sherman, Concord Heights Times


We have reached the midway point of the 15th NSCAA Basketball tournament’s conference play period, and there are some surprises while other things are going exactly the way you would have scripted them. Overall, the biggest surprise to me is the lack of results for the Banijan colleges. It’s not that they are terrible, but you expect these guys to be at or near the top of the conferences that they are in, and that is not just happening. They have plenty of time to turn it around, and it is in their pedigree. At some point though, you will stop giving them that excuse. Also looking a bit flat are the schools from NASCAR Cup Series. They made an impression last year, but now you will see losing records on them, including the 3-13 Richmond Racing School from the Pink 14 Conference. Then, you have the positive surprises, and you have to give complete credit to the schools from Cardenao here. Perhaps, they are the new Banija, and you just hope that they can keep it up for their sake.

What’s not a surprise? Well, that the schools from Drawkland are looking very good. We can credit their height advantages as causing a problem for those at this level, but that is really the easy way out when evaluating them. Fact is, they can play, and if they were two feet smaller on average, they would still be able to get results, except maybe on the boards. We’re also seeing the schools from Valanora and Quebec, as well as Ranoria, starting to get lumped in with where we are on the whole NSCAA food chain. You can throw TJUN-ia there as well. Recently, we have not had a lot of variety in the elite eight or final four of the Ultra 64 tournament, and I really think there is a lot more out there that is capable of winning this tournament. Whether or not Cassadigua is represented, it would be great to see at least six nations represented in the elite eight. But, something has to be done about Drawkland. They’re good in both odd and even number edition tournaments now.

Looking at the Cassadagan schools a little more specifically, here is where we stand:

Southern Victoriaville University (14-2)- At 14-2, you would think that they would be leading their conference, but it’s Ducentu State University, and you know where they’re from, that is in front by a game. It doesn’t help SVU that they were crushed by Ducentu, 121-64, either. That does detract from the otherwise excellent season that Nichole Raymond’s club has had, showing a dominance on the boards in all of their games except when against the much taller Drawkians. It guess that showed a weakness of the side, but it’s been a great start for a school that is not historically known as one of our most successful ones here.

University of Concord Heights (13-3)- Again, if it were not for Drawkland, this would have all the looks of a school that is capable of winning the whole thing, just like they did ten editions ago. But as good as it may be to have a 13-3 record, they have the 16-0 Cemmendy Tech right in front of them. It is in the Eternal Conference where we really see the best example of how much better schools from Drawkland are. Look at them just taking care of business here. Meanwhile, right behind us is Coloratura State University, and they are doing well. But both seem to deserve better than being three and four games behind a runaway leader.

Grande Mountain (13-3)- Performing very well, and actually having one of the best conference stages that we have seen from Grande Mountain University in a little while. Unfortunately, they too are second, and behind a school from Drawkland. Sadeg State is leading the way with a 16-0 record, but GMU played them very close at home before losing, 76-72. This game was 68-68 in the closing moments, but unfortunately Sadeg State turned it on better than GMU did down the stretch.

University of Starksville (9-3)- Haven’t played as many games as their counterparts, but this record does have them in second. It’s a three way tie, which we talked about a little previously, and like many other conferences, it’s someone from Drawkland leading the way. They do have the best point differential in the United Conference, with a 119-91 victory over Old Mountain University, which so far is the latter’s only loss, playing a big part in allowing that to happen. We’ll be seeing the second leg of that matchup very soon, so stay tuned.

New Lakeland University (10-6)- You can look at them a couple of ways. We know that the players are under a lot of scrutiny by fans, even their own fans, about their mediocre, at best, performance in the classroom. In the Big Seven Seven Conference, they are sitting fifth, which is not terrible, but they are getting outclassed a little bit and that is something that would show in the Ultra 64. They seem to be doing enough to get there, but once they do, it will not be one of the better seeds. Still time to going on a bit of a run, though.

Concord Heights Beauty School (7-5)- It hasn’t been happening for them yet, but surely that will be changing any moment right now. So far, you are getting the people who want to overreact to this start, but if things go on like this, we will need to listen to them a lot more. A recent 102-72 loss to first place Al-Hilal University, a conference leading school that is actually not from Drawkland (it is from TJUN-ia), starting to have people become a little more concerned over the school that just had won the pre-season Archifel International.

Briannatown College (8-8)- They are starting to show some signs of life in the Woodlands Conference. That’s a good thing for the long term viability of this school, and to continue to convince Cassadagan collegiate athletes to send a school from the Cooper River Region. They are in seventh place, and if they can continue to show progress over the second half, then they may do enough to convince the selection committee to allow them into the Ultra 64. But they are not there right now.
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Specific Titles: World Cup 50, 51; WBC 14, 16, 19, 50 & 58; WB 8, 22, & 40; WCOH 11 & 39; IBC 13.
Also: CR 40 & 43; CoH 39; Swamp Soccer 4, RTC WC 18 & 19; WVE 6; NSCAA 3, 5 & 9; NSSCRA 7
Runner Up: CoH 40, CR 37, 38 & 41; WB 21, WcoH 8, IBC 12, WBC 13, 15, 47 & 48, DBC 21.
WC Qualified for: 45, 46, 49-61, 67, 79 (DNP WC 69-77), 81-90, 92.
XIII Summer Olympiad: 2nd Most Medals
Hosted: WC 54, 67, 84 & 88; CoH 57 & 73, BoF 47, CR 30, WB 16, WBC 18, 26, 40, 45 & 50, NSCAA, NSCH 1; WLC 7, 30 & 33.

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Rouyoutte, Ranoria


The tune of a violin filled the dining hall of the Dupont-Lefèvre residence, their family’s estate a testament to long standing wealth built over perhaps dozens of generations.

"Yes Father," Laurent Dupont-Lefèvre said, maintaining the monotone he'd been taught to stick with during dinners despite practically shaking in his chair. "I was named First Team All-Ranorian for the second time in two seasons, my basketball career is truthfully on the path I hoped it to be!" The violinist picked up her pace, and suddenly he felt his own indignance rising with it.

"Yes well," Mauricio, his father dabbed at his already-clear face with a napkin, "Success in the fields of brutes and peasants can have its merits. And your studies? Your biochemistry professor is an old colleague of mine, and advised me that your performance has dropped over the three weeks."

Laurent slumped in his chair, "I came dreadfully close to scoring an A- on a recent exam, indeed, however my grade point average is still perfect."

"Yet," Mauricio sighed, "That is the bare minimum. Surgery, my young scion, is an art, and you must find your passion for it to truly be amongst the greats."

"But Father!" Laurent protested, "I have no such passion for knives and the kneading of tendons! I want to pursue basketball, bring glory to our name!"

"Am I not the most respected surgeon in the country," Maurice's voice boomed. "Every injured man and woman in our professional leagues pleads for my services! I have defined our name. You are dismissed. I expect your attitude to change next week if you wish for us to continue funding your collegiate venture."

"Father," Laurent gritted his teeth, "I am on a full athletic scholarship, Rouyoutte hadn't even initially offered me because they believed I was out of reach. You have not paid the school a dime for my attendance."

“Is that so?” The elder frowned, “I didn’t think such a prestigious university would award such frivolous pursuits. Darling,” he turned to his timid wife, “Please make note of this, and have the accountant verify it.”

“Of course dear,” she practically whispered.

“Enough!” Laurent shot up and the violinist stopped her melody with a screech of the strings in her shock, his oaken chair clattering to the floor shortly after. “Your dream is not mine, and I will not pretend otherwise any longer.”

Back at the University of Rouyoutte
Rouyoutte, Ranoria


"You got a what on that exam?" Laurent Dupont-Lefèvre was wide eyed as his roommate, Terry Redding nonchalantly outlined his seventeen percent on the paper form midterm as they walked down the hall.

"Cut through the fashion building here," he redirected his teammate.

"Listen, the paper midterm is only half, the practical is what matters, so if I get a one hundred percent on that," he held his fingers in front of his face to count, straying off his path, "That'll be an eighty perce-" he was abruptly cut off when he ran into some poor girl making her way through the hall.

She, predictably, collapsed against the practical wall of a human, looking aghast as he peered down with a lazy blink. "Watch where you are walking," he advised while Laurent helped her with her bag.

"Sorry about him," he offered, with the girl offering only a hmph as she stormed off. "Dude," he elbowed Terry, "Flunking the exam and pissing Madelyn off? Bad day."

"Huh? She's a charitable five."

"Terry, she has a modeling contract with one of the biggest agencies in the country. She could drop out now if she wanted to."

"Whatever, listen, about the exam, I got academically assaulted!"

Laurent grabbed his friend’s shoulder and pinched the bridge of his own nose, "What the hell did you just say to me?"

"I mean man, I really think the questions must have misunderstood my answers. Honestly the paper just won that round, you feel me? Just while I was feeling it out, I’ll get a knockout to finish it."

"Terry," Laurent emphasized ever word by hammerfisting the behemothic center's shoulder. "What. Does. That. Mean."

"I'm just saying man, you know how I didn't showed up to practice hungover the week we played Southeastern Highport Tech & M? It's kinda like that, it would've been unfair if I studied."

"What are you even saying to me!?"

"All I'm saying is, I got suplexed by the scanner! It happens to the best of us!" Seeing Laurent’s glare, he offered a light chuckle and gestured to himself, “Clearly!”

"I hate you. This is a terrible day to have ears." Laurent began dragging him to the dining hall to make sure they didn't miss out on enchilada night, but groaned as he only continued.

"But overall, realistically man, it's a standardized test and I'm built different."
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Postby Drawkland » Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:58 am

The time had come for Basil Thorne to visit the campus of Ducentu State University. Now, typically an athlete of Basil's potential caliber would have the red carpet rolled out for them: fancy airfare, a nice ride to campus from the airport, and excellent lodging. The conventional standard had to be thrown out the window in Basil's case. Often an athlete's parent or family is invited to the campus visit as well. When speaking with Basil's family, Ducentu State's head coach Anton Irving explained the mechanics of a campus visit. Basil's father balked at the idea of traveling to the city, and doubly balked at the concept of riding in an airplane.

"My feet ain't leaving this divine-given ground, no 'mount of fancy talk will convince me otherwaise."

Irving thought quickly on his feet, much like he did back in his playing days. He offered instead to provide a nice rental car for transportation, suggesting that Basil take a day off school and have a long weekend to road trip to Ducentu and back. Ducentu State would foot the bill for the rental and whatever gas Basil required. Basil asked if he could get one of the newer truck models for the rental. Coach Irving obliged, much to the chagrin of assistant coach Bradley Boone who imagined the fuel economy cost that they would soon incur.

Even with that concession made, Mr. Thorne had no interest in attending the visit. He made it repeatedly clear that he didn't believe Basil needed additional schooling, and that basketball was just a waste of time compared to the obligations of the family farm. Coach Irving suggested that somebody else could travel with Basil, just as a chaperone of sorts. Basil was just turning 20 of course, barely an adult by Drawkian law, and the Thornes almost never traveled to urban areas. After some deliberating, they reasoned that Basil's high school basketball coach, Clyde Jensen, could fill that role (if he gave the all-clear).

Coach Jensen didn't have anything going on that particular weekend, so he agreed to accompany Basil on the road trip to Ducentu. The remaining logistics were ironed out, mostly by proxy communication through Coach Jensen. The weekend came, and Basil was on his way to Ducentu.

The city itself is wedged in between two rivers which empty into the westernmost reaches of the Noremal Sea, a body of water which eventually leads to the Oreme Ocean on Drawkland's east coast. The two rivers, the Dulus and the Centas, flow from west to east and do not officially converge. The mouth of both rivers are just two miles apart on the Noremal coast, with the heart of downtown Ducentu nestled inside. The rest of Ducentu fits between the banks of each river, which expands as the gap between the rivers gets wider further inland.

Ducentu State's campus lies on the outskirts of the densest section of downtown. The campus footprint is rather skinny, stretching for several miles from north to south and touching the banks of both rivers. Despite the length, the width of State's campus only takes up a few blocks of space from east to west. That said, one must battle the downtown traffic of Ducentu in order to make it to campus. Once you're there, travel is easy, especially on foot or by bike. Getting there is the issue.

Disaster almost struck because of this. See, Basil Thorne was accustomed to irresponsible rural backroad driving, navigating twists and turns at a speed twenty miles an hour faster than the prescribed speed limit. The closest thing to a traffic jam Basil had ever experienced was when some jackass tried a left turn out of the high school parking lot without looking and got t-boned, blocking the only exit from the high school lot until enough people got mad and helped push the totaled cars onto the shoulder. Basil wasn't there at that point, he'd just offroaded with his truck and bumped along the grass until he could pull onto the main road well clear of the accident.

Basil and Coach Jensen got lunch at the only Outbox location in Reese County when they left. By the time they got to Ducentu, it was peak rush hour traffic on the highway. About fifteen minutes away from campus (under normal traffic conditions), Basil and Coach Jensen had to screech to a halt. There was stop-and-go traffic on the eastbound interterritorial highway heading to downtown Ducentu. The progress was slow going. They moved about a half mile in five minutes. Basil was growing increasingly frustrated, especially because this section of highway was elevated, and thus there was no space for him to just drive on the shoulder to get around.

"I'm tellin' ya coach, I'm this close to turnin' this bitch around! Pardon mah language, sir. If this is whut it's laike every day here, I'll never set foot in this town."

"I hear ya, bud." Coach Jensen shrugged. "Just stick it out. I hear they're givin' us free dinner."

"Fine." Basil sighed.

The pair finally reached the next exit. Even though it wasn't close to the exit suggested by the map directions, Basil hastily scooted down the off-ramp. He'd rather take his chances driving through the uptown urban neighborhoods. The rows and rows of townhomes and skinny houses were also rather foreign to Basil, but the progress of being on the move was enough to sate him. Finally, they reached Ducentu State's campus, and Basil navigated to a hotel right across the street from the east edge of the university grounds.

Coach Irving received a call from Coach Jensen as they got near, so he was waiting for the pair as they pulled into the parking lot in front of the hotel.

"Basil! Good to see you again. And you, Mr. Jensen. Glad you could tag along."

"Ah course." Basil brought his hand for a shake, which Irving accepted immediately. Jensen did the same.

"I've got your room key here." Irving held up an envelope with the room information, and handed it to Basil. "If you want, you can put your bags down in your room, and we can head to dinner right afterwards."

"Ooh yeah, where was it you said we was going?" Coach Jensen asked, rubbing his hands together in anticipation.

"Peyton's." Irving pointed a thumb behind him. "It's a great local barbecue place a couple blocks away. Big spot for students. I know it may not be as good as some hole in the wall from your hometown, but I promise you'll enjoy it."

"Sounds gud to me," Basil shrugged. "Let's git our bags then, coach?"

The dinner went smoothly. The meal was paid for by the university, and Irving went into great detail explaining the various local lore surrounding the relics, banners, and pictures hung on the wall at Peyton's BBQ. There was a baseball game that night, and the place was packed with local Brown Sox fans around the bar watching the TVs. It was lively, but Basil didn't seem to notice as he downed four racks of ribs by himself.

"Boy's got an appetite, huh?" Coach Jensen cackled as he polished off his second serving of brisket.

"You've got that right." Coach Irving knew his accountant was going to wince when they saw the dinner bill, but he figured it was part and parcel of this recruiting process. If got Basil Thorne to commit, it would pay the cost back a hundredfold.

After the meal, Irving escorted the pair back to their hotel. He gave Basil instructions for the next day, where he would be taking a campus tour with the normal Ducentu State guide team, along with a couple other basketball recruits. The main attraction for tomorrow was the Ducentu State basketball home game, which of course Basil and Coach Jensen would be attending. Irving knew that schmoozing Basil would only go so far, especially given his distrust of the urban surroundings. The real key would be getting Basil to watch live basketball in a way he's never seen it: with thousands of screaming fans packed into a huge arena. Would that be enough to convince the young stud to leave his old life behind?
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Postby Valanora » Fri Mar 29, 2024 9:58 am

It's all going a bit poorly for the Vanorian schools through the halfway point of the NSCAA conference play and there is no obvious reason as to why things have turned up as sour as they have this edition as opposed to previous editions when the talent level has gotten better if anything instead of worse or diminished due to graduation. All eight schools from the Empire have had their moments of dourness during the first half of regular season play, even those who on the whole of it are having otherwise decent seasons. Only one team is leading their conference, South Caddonia University, while nearly half sit at a five hundred record or worse and are nowhere near contention for the conference crown and if the season ended today would be out of the Ultra 64 and the DCIT if it was to have another running as it is as of right now unclear if the organizers plan to hold an edition and send out invitations to the tournament that has run alongside the Ultra 64 for the last few editions. When hope for all the teams were quite high entering into the beginning of the event, to have such a poor return from the majority of the schools does hit quite the sour note with the fans and the VSC organizers at home.

In prior years you might have been able to blame it on just a few poor shooting nights that have been strung together but that seems hard to justify when most of the teams are averaging below seventy points a game while conceding nearly eighty-two points a game on the flipside. This gets even worse if you remove South Caddonia and Mar Sara Tech, both of whom have had good results especially when compared to the rest of their Vanorian counterparts. A handful of results where the teams are not hitting the average of seventy-five points is when you can say that the respective teams are merely just having nights where they are not finding their shots, but when the averages are below that it shows that it is systemic rather than an outlier. That the defensive efforts, once again if you exclude Rinaldi in this case, are atrocious as well which flies in the face of what has typically been the strength of the teams. Not finding their shots to allow for the setup of either the full court press as a handful of the Vanorian schools are known to use or to easily fall into their half court defense before the opposition moves in transition can be a big factor but it does not explain the many blowouts that the Vanorian schools have been on the wrong side of.

The question of how does it get better from here is definitely on the lips of nearly all the coaching staffs besides maybe South Caddonia who were able to overtake their respective competition for first place in the conference over the last two weeks. It is a fair question to ask as the teams have played well below what any of the coaching staffs or fanbases would have expected from their teams given the success that Vanorian schools have seen in the past three editions of the tournament, where this season is not even having the good conference play of those torrid seasons before the breakout ones. It is a conundrum that lies before them and finding a way out of the hole is going to be difficult, as for even teams who thought they were doing well can have a poor run of games and suddenly be on the outs, just as Rinaldi has now lost their last five games after going winless in the last two weeks. They went from being in contention for the conference title to now four games behind and floundering while the teams around them are seemingly starting to hit their stride and separate from the rest of the pack. Nothing is coming easy for the Vanorian contingent this edition of the NSCAA and finding the tonic to fix what ails their clubs does not present for an easy task.

Were this football, one might suggest leaning on Laborious Hawk to lead either through actions with his immense natural talent or through his leadership as a person. Collegiate sports however have the high turnover where players are in and out every four years, or five years in the NSCF if they happen to be redshirted their first year to allow for better playing time opportunities for their four years of eligibility. With the universities they then have to rely on their juniors and seniors to try and lead the squad, to get the team in the right headspace if they are not entering into the game the right way or have things turn poorly during the game. Too often the teams get behind and their heads start to hang and they are then played off the hardwood leading to very embarrassing scorelines for their respective schools. It might be that the teams are having a mental block and not believing in themselves and that those upperclassmen are going to need to find a way at getting their teams out of funks and leading by example. For the likes of Raynor, Turbani Tech, Everlin, and Rinaldi the turnaround needs to happen now or they risk being left behind not just in their conferences but any hopes of postseason play.
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