Lone Wolves United - For Your Protection

by **Hulldom** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 3:08 pm

Does the aftertaste of smoking an LWU cigarette taste good?

by **Davelands** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 3:42 pm

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:If I wasn’t WA tied I think I’d have a puppet piling in support of TWPAF. Has to be one of the blackest humour raids in yonks.

Since I'm not a Guardian at the moment, that's exactly what I did.
Humor and imagination need to be nurtured.
I hope that there are more raids like this in the future.

by **Chef Big Dog** » Wed Nov 30, 2022 3:57 pm

Hulldom wrote:Does the aftertaste of smoking an LWU cigarette taste good?

WOLFPACK brand cigarettes, manufactured by Lone Wolves Limited, are the smoothest out there with a delicious taste that leaves you wanting more. WOLFPACK Cigarettes: Your favorite celebrity wants you to start smoking them

by **A Cigarette A Day Keeps The Doctor Away** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:17 am

WOLFPACK Cigarettes light a fire in the heart of every revolutionary

Are you looking for a bold, smooth flavor that you never thought you'd get from a filtered cigarette? Look no further, WOLFPACK Cigarettes have got you covered. WOLFPACK Cigarettes are a product of a unique and natural tobacco blend crafted by passionate smokers who want to deliver you an elite smoking experience at an affordable price. They also cure erectile dysfunction. Don't believe us? Here are some testimonials from proud smokers of WOLFPACK Cigarettes:
Joe Biden: "As a scrappy kid from Scranton, I smoke WOLFPACK Cigarettes"
Donald Trump: "People with big hands smoke WOLFPACK Cigarettes"
Optimus Prime: "Whenever I need a tuneup, I smoke WOLFPACK Cigarettes

Another neat fact about WOLFPACK Cigarettes: It's physically impossible for a Defender to smoke a WOLFPACK Cigarette. Apparently they're too harsh for their puny little lungs. Just this last major update 13 defenders tried out WOLFPACK Cigarettes and 13 Defenders found themselves in the Rejected Realms.

WOLFPACK Cigarettes - Proudly handcrafted by Bangladeshi child labor

by **Cretanja** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:22 am

Cretanja : “All my owl friends smoke WOLFPACK! You should too!”~

by **Altys** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:23 am

Maybe defenders went liberating the children and that's why they're not here

by **PhilTech** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 1:41 am

Can I have some? :unsure:

by **Klaus Devestatorie** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 5:05 am

Altys wrote:Maybe defenders went liberating the children and that's why they're not here

Defenders have stepped out for 5 minutes to pick up some cigarettes down at the corner shop.

by **Orifna** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 5:35 am

Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:
Orifna wrote:(raises railgun steadily)

LWU is still bad.. no matter how much propaganda you guys spit out.

Wait

LWU propaganda.

Maybe an idea

(please dont raid me pls i beg you)

What gave it away that they were evil? Was it the endorsement of cancer sticks, or the raiding?

THE RAIDIN
ALL THE FRICKIN’ RAIDIN

AND THE SC CONDEMNATIONS-

by **Scardino** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 5:36 am

Accept no substitute, kids. Ask your parents for WOLFPACK Brand today.

by **Miravana** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 7:22 am

Defendersuh. what happenduh? how did you lose to Ellwuuuuh with 44 endossuhh?

by **Improper Classifications** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 6:57 pm

I live in a state where the Wolfpack are a college so this is killing me rn
(I root for UNC btw)

by **Chef Big Dog** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:59 pm

Comrade Smokers and allies, I bring you glorious news: The Revolution has succeeded!

Despite non-stop "efforts" from so called defenders to make us put out our cigarettes and declare The philosophy zone a no-smoking zone, the proud Big Tobacco supporters of Lone Wolves United, The West Pacific, The Sasquatch Republic, and volunteer soldiers from the Cigarette International Brigades have stood tall and crushed defenders at every update. Even when they jumped with 25 updaters against a 6 endorsement gap. Whoops. Anyways, as I type this the embassies have finished being built and the revolutionaries are returning to their home regions. We ask that the denizens of NSGP remember our struggle, not just because it makes defenders look bad, but because supporting Big Tobacco is the right thing to do. For years authoritarians around the world have been spreading falsehoods about the effects of smoking and we hope this invasion has spread enough awareness to put even a little crack in the anti-smoking narrative. Support the revolution in your every day lives, buy a pack of cigarettes and start smoking now!

Inspired by this great victory Lone Wolves Limited is proud to introduce a new product in our tobacco lineup: WOLFPACK KiDz

WOLFPACK KiDz puts our signature tobacco blend in a kid friendly format with many delicious flavors for the youngsters such as Cherry (Red), Apple (Green), Blue Raspberry (Blue), and Grape (Purple). If you're a minor make sure you ask Mommy and Daddy to buy you a pack of WOLFPACK KiDz today! If they don't buy you a pack, they don't love you!

WOLFPACK KiDz - All the popular kids are smoking them

by **Nantucket** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:01 pm

That is very odd...

by **Ever-Wandering Souls** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:02 pm

Another victory for ~~the khantate~~ big tobacco

by **Refiria** » Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:02 pm

I've been giving away the packs as Christmas presents. For some reason, the cops are after me.

by **Bhang Bhang Duc** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:52 am

Thank you for the hugely entertaining reports during this raid.

by **Catalyse** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 4:41 am

The real reason why the raid is over that they don't want you to know about.

Connect the dots!!! The truth is out there!!!

by **Wabbitslayah** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 11:40 am

Catalyse wrote:The real reason why the raid is over that they don't want you to know about.

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Connect the dots!!! The truth is out there!!!

Pretty sure Tom had just forgot to mention it as he had to go get munchies.

by **Hulldom** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 11:57 am

So what I'm hearing is LWU also wants to declare drugs the winner of the War on Drugs and has resigned in protest.

Curious.

by **Chef Big Dog** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 3:01 pm

Catalyse wrote:The real reason why the raid is over that they don't want you to know about.

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Connect the dots!!! The truth is out there!!!

As Big Tobacco's strongest soldier I would never take part in the Devil's Lettuce. That's actually bad for you whereas tobacco products are completely healthy and good.

by **Ikania** » Fri Dec 02, 2022 4:01 pm

Cheers fellas. Lighting up a John Player for the occasion.

by **Katganistan** » Sat Dec 03, 2022 11:47 am

Scardino wrote:If we don’t stand up for big tobacco, who will? I say bring back smoking sections in high schools.

Let's not, given it's illegal for minors to smoke in many, many places.

by **Katganistan** » Sat Dec 03, 2022 11:51 am

Scardino wrote:Accept no substitute, kids. Ask your parents for WOLFPACK Brand today.

*** Warned for promoting illegal activity ***
If adults want to risk lung cancer and emphysema, that's their lookout. Promoting it to kids is absolutely out of bounds, even as a joke.

by **Katganistan** » Sat Dec 03, 2022 11:54 am

Chef Big Dog wrote:Inspired by this great victory Lone Wolves Limited is proud to introduce a new product in our tobacco lineup: WOLFPACK KiDz

WOLFPACK KiDz puts our signature tobacco blend in a kid friendly format with many delicious flavors for the youngsters such as Cherry (Red), Apple (Green), Blue Raspberry (Blue), and Grape (Purple). If you're a minor make sure you ask Mommy and Daddy to buy you a pack of WOLFPACK KiDz today! If they don't buy you a pack, they don't love you!

WOLFPACK KiDz - All the popular kids are smoking them

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*** warned for promoting illegal activity: underaged smoking ***

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