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by Napaqaq » Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:03 pm
by Fauzjhia » Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:10 pm
by Difinbelk » Thu Oct 20, 2022 5:05 pm
Outer Sparta wrote:They do not repeat. Once you found an Easter Egg for a particular issue, you won't get it again for your nation.
Major-Tom wrote:You've stood on so many soapboxes on this forum, you may as well be covered in suds.
by Easter Egg Test » Sat Oct 22, 2022 9:48 pm
by Fauzjhia » Sat Oct 22, 2022 10:10 pm
by Pennyslov » Sat Oct 22, 2022 10:57 pm
Fauzjhia wrote:
just follow beetles road and you'll come there.
you are lucky to be created with positive pizza. that's a net plus.
be warned it will take you at least until 1.25 population to get them all
ONP News Pennyslov: Mayo Gong's Application To Join The Ovan Legislative Was Rejected|Police Officer Is Wrongly Accused Of Veganism And Was Put On Death Row|Ovan Monkey Is Extinct|
by Dexterra » Thu Oct 27, 2022 9:12 am
Dexterra wrote:It was a dark and stormy Easter egg hunt. [...]
by Amjedia » Thu Oct 27, 2022 11:47 am
by Pennyslov » Tue Nov 01, 2022 4:44 am
ONP News Pennyslov: Mayo Gong's Application To Join The Ovan Legislative Was Rejected|Police Officer Is Wrongly Accused Of Veganism And Was Put On Death Row|Ovan Monkey Is Extinct|
by Pennyslov » Sun Nov 06, 2022 12:49 am
ONP News Pennyslov: Mayo Gong's Application To Join The Ovan Legislative Was Rejected|Police Officer Is Wrongly Accused Of Veganism And Was Put On Death Row|Ovan Monkey Is Extinct|
by Nhoor » Sun Nov 13, 2022 10:08 am
by Fauzjhia » Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:41 pm
Nhoor wrote:Six of my seven nations have found 11 or 12 Easter Eggs each; the remaining ones are the Christmas (3) and St Patrick Day eggs (5), for which I obviously need to be patient.
My seventh nation (Tsatsakkh) is still quite young and has only 698 million inhabitants; it has not discovered any eggs yet despite the fact that there are alegedly no population requirements for some of them.
by Geidi Centauri Prime » Mon Nov 14, 2022 5:38 am
Fauzjhia wrote:Nhoor wrote:Six of my seven nations have found 11 or 12 Easter Eggs each; the remaining ones are the Christmas (3) and St Patrick Day eggs (5), for which I obviously need to be patient.
My seventh nation (Tsatsakkh) is still quite young and has only 698 million inhabitants; it has not discovered any eggs yet despite the fact that there are alegedly no population requirements for some of them.
you are just like me.
in search of those eggs for some nations
this year, I'm confident, I will finish the easter egg hunt.
by Ferengi Alliance Union » Mon Nov 14, 2022 5:48 am
by Djeeta » Mon Nov 14, 2022 6:30 am
Geidi Centauri Prime wrote:Fauzjhia wrote:
you are just like me.
in search of those eggs for some nations
this year, I'm confident, I will finish the easter egg hunt.
There is a 13th egg...Easter Egg: 20 Years A-Workin’
The Issue
The clock chimes as you finally get home. Eleven bells. Is it really almost midnight? Your head is swimming from a day filled with inane meetings about park benches, how big supersize meals should be, and whether or not nuclear annihilation would really be a bad thing in the age of global warming (you figured it’d probably be fine, on balance). As you settle at your desk to finish a couple pieces of correspondence, you realise you’ve been doing this thankless job for twenty years now. Twenty years! A cause for celebration indeed, so maybe you can spare a couple of minutes to take a break. Thus the masochist within you has decided that, to celebrate this anniversary, “unwinding” on NationStates before bed would be “fun”. There’s so many things to do, though, and so little time — so what do you focus on?
The Debate
Ah, the General Assembly. The perfect place to go if you really want to waste time debating whether or not “shall” or “will” in a piece of legislation results in banning opposite-sex marriages, or potentially criminalising making your favourite horse a member of parliament. The friendly regulars, the welcoming Old Guard; they don’t exist in the General Assembly. It’s a free for all. It’s sink or swim, baby. Publish or perish. Only lawyers need apply. Or something to that effect. If you want to exert control over what is and isn’t legal in other nations, though, and mould a multiverse in the image of your own ideals, the General Assembly is exactly where you want to spend your time.
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Then again, your trigger finger is itching to do some damage in International Incidents. First, you need to find a willing enemy. Then, you can demarcate the boundaries of bloodshed so no uninvited armies can interfere. And finally, you can test out those weapons of mass destruction that you’ve been eyeing in the shopfronts — only with your enemy’s permission, of course. Centauris aren’t monsters.
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Thinking on it, though, who needs permission? There’s a whole world of regions out there, ripe for the taking. Even working alone, there’s plenty to be accomplished, if you’re content to play the long game. A word in the right ear here, a polite request for an endorsement there, it’s all too easy playing a role — they’ll never suspect who you were until it is far too late. Now which region was it you’ve always wanted to take down?
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Of course, if a thrill is what you’re after then there’s bound to be a Sports tournament you can sign up for. Unfortunately, that’s no guarantee of success; Geidi Centauri Prime’s athletes are at the mercy of fate! Maybe you should call upon the priestess Margaret to sacrifice 1093 rubber chickens to the random number deities on your behalf. But you’d better move fast, because it’s almost cut off time!
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That said, something inside has been gnawing at you. It has been a while. You look at the top of the page and see that you have five issues to address. The reason you first joined NationStates was to continue making decisions outside of work, even if those decisions had no real-world consequences. Except for those meaningless little golden badges on your page. Deep down in your heart of hearts, you know it’s time to answer issues on all of your puppets. After all, you’re just a primate who can’t help but to push buttons for a dopamine release.
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You then remember that the United Federation Intelligence Agency recently published the latest version of its World Factbook, a widely used resource amongst foreign diplomats for information about the world’s nations. Much of the information it contained about Geidi Centauri Prime was just plain wrong, and your own diplomats found themselves fielding dozens of calls asking if it was true that you had been replaced as leader by a Stardust Phoenix. How much easier it is to set the record straight when you write your own factbooks! The stats are all wrong anyway — your words will tell the real story. If only somebody would read them.
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Going to your Nation Page, you spot the little card icon staring back at you. Clicking it, you realise you have twenty-two copies of your own trading card. Perhaps this is a good time to add some variety to your collection — there are plenty of ongoing auctions, ready for you to swoop in at the last moment. All it takes is a nation, or fifty, to start sending you some gifts to sell. If you become wealthy enough, you can disguise your narcissism as altruism and stage a giveaway, or hoard a card that nobody will care about until you inflate its price to a ridiculous valuation. With every new pack comes the possibility of a legendary find...
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The real treasure, however, is the hidden content. Do people even know about the NationStates Against Humanity minigame? Or the Challenge System? You should load up the secret URL and just wait an hour, or three, to see if anyone starts a game. Who cares if no-one turns up? You’ll get that great feeling of knowing that you’re part of a special elite, a secret Illuminati privy to mysteries that the hoi polloi know nothing of.
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Out of nowhere, you’re struck with the sort of idea that normally only occurs to one of your loopy cousins after a indulging in a mix of self-prescribed herbal remedies: what if you just bought the whole website? That Max Barry fellow certainly couldn’t object to a new swimming pool filled with cash, courtesy of your National Treasury. With NationStates under your personal control, the site could finally have unending nuclear war! Zombie apocalypses that permanently affect your population! An IPO that actually earns you money! Maybe the admins could even bring back NationDates...
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Seriously though, it’d be a terrible shame to waste all that money on a game where other people have the audacity to think their opinions matter — why, you’ve got literally all the answers to pressing real-life conundrums right here, inside of you! Indeed, people in general really should listen more to you. Wait, what is this? People in General arguing about left and right wing extremism? Gun control? Opinions on capitalism and cancel culture? Oh, abortion! *knuckles crack* Yes, the world needs to hear from you on this.
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Alas, the tyranny of choice is just exhausting. You had a long day, and you’ve spent so much time trying to decide what part of NationStates to play, it’s almost time for bed. So how about you roll up your sleeves, pour a drink, and then just chill in one of the spam game threads for five or ten minutes? Whether it’s pretending to be a brony, or calling the AN a talentless troubadour, sometimes reverting to childhood silliness is the best way to spend one’s time.
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by Fauzjhia » Mon Nov 14, 2022 7:12 am
Ferengi Alliance Union wrote:I just got a new easter egg called 20 Years A-Workin’
by Trotterdam » Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:11 am
by Fauzjhia » Mon Nov 14, 2022 9:05 am
Trotterdam wrote:It's likely that the conditions for receiving this issue will change after a few days, so years from now new players will still be able to get it, but not as easily.
by Nhoor » Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:20 am
Geidi Centauri Prime wrote:There is a 13th egg...
by Fauzjhia » Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:36 am
Nhoor wrote:Geidi Centauri Prime wrote:There is a 13th egg...
I'd even say that it is the 14th egg!
77 (World End), 78 (Pull the Lever), 80 (Aliens), 215 (Colour), 223 (Zombie), 256 (Suburbs), 266 (Fourth Wall), 375 (Lucky Charms), 408 (Pony Peril), 430 (More Eggs), 471 (Christmas), 622 (Masquerade), 1122 (No E), 1549 (20 Years)
I'm a little bit sad that all nations seem to have received it; now we can't hunt for them... :/
by Geele » Mon Nov 14, 2022 11:08 am
by Cataleenia » Mon Nov 14, 2022 11:30 am
Geele wrote:Hi! I've found the #1549 today.
Maybe it has something to do with mentioning NationStates in the motto? Honestly I have quite a small country, nothing special. Only did what everyone here said would help getting easter eggs and got it. And the only thing I can think was the reason behind it is mentioning the NationStates.
By the way, I've chosen the item about deciding upon the NationStates issues. Not really helpfull, I know, as there were 11 possible answers.
by Fauzjhia » Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:21 pm
Cataleenia wrote:Geele wrote:Hi! I've found the #1549 today.
Maybe it has something to do with mentioning NationStates in the motto? Honestly I have quite a small country, nothing special. Only did what everyone here said would help getting easter eggs and got it. And the only thing I can think was the reason behind it is mentioning the NationStates.
By the way, I've chosen the item about deciding upon the NationStates issues. Not really helpfull, I know, as there were 11 possible answers.
Nope, it’s because the site turned 20 a few days ago. Most if not all people gained the issue
by Big brained monkeys » Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:24 pm
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