American Politics XI: No Moe Roe(Likely, Anyway)

[Dreria]

In the United States, it is easier to get alcohol, heroin, fetanyl, seed oils, marijuana, cocaine, child pornography, and lab-grown burgers than it is to get raw milk.

idk about you fam but it took me about 20 seconds to find livestock capable of producing raw milk for sale, the internet is a powerful tool

You can buy raw milk at sprouts or the farmers market

[Myrensis]

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/3475384-chief-justice-roberts-orders-probe-into-supreme-court-leak/

Chief Justice Roberts orders probe into Supreme Court leak

Self report?

Some speculation that Roberts might have leaked due to thinking incrementally dismantling abortion protections would cause fewer issues for the Party than an overt repeal of Roe, and hoping the reaction would convince his fellows of the same.

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...should we outlaw grocery store sushi and cheap tacos and raw oysters and steak tartare and fugu fish and alcohol next? like who cares, if people like food that sometimes makes them sick why not let them have it

So what makes Raw Milk so vital to the national interest?

I totally forgot that my body is state property and that I can't do anything with it unless it advances the national interest.

You have literally surpassed Infected Mushroom in authoritarianism by now.

[San Lumen]

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/3475384-chief-justice-roberts-orders-probe-into-supreme-court-leak/

Chief Justice Roberts orders probe into Supreme Court leak

Self report?

Some speculation that Roberts might have leaked due to thinking incrementally dismantling abortion protections would cause fewer issues for the Party than an overt repeal of Roe, and hoping the reaction would convince his fellows of the same.

I don;t see why he would do that. The Supreme Court is known for secrecy and to have draft opinions leaked prior to their release undermines the court.

[Senkaku]

...should we outlaw grocery store sushi and cheap tacos and raw oysters and steak tartare and fugu fish and alcohol next? like who cares, if people like food that sometimes makes them sick why not let them have it

I'd only support this if regulations were amended to force companies to print what their products contain in the ingredients list in plain colloquial English instead of words that nobody can figure out without consulting a chemistry glossary.

yeah taking ten seconds to google what’s actually in your food is so much worse than the food company just saying “natural colors :^)” because it’s easier for non chemistry people’s simple minds to understand and your kid dropping dead from anaphylaxis two seconds later

[The Jamesian Republic]

So what makes Raw Milk so vital to the national interest?

Patriots need their milkies. Patriots in control.

Am I a patriot?

[Senkaku]

Patriots need their milkies. Patriots in control.

Am I a patriot?

That depends on two things:
Firstly, do you own an infrared testicle laser?
Secondly, is your wife a milk machine, and do you love it?

[The Jamesian Republic]

Am I a patriot?

That depends on two things:
Firstly, do you own an infrared testicle laser?
Secondly, is your wife a milk machine, and do you love it?

No I don’t have an infrared laser
And I am alas unmarried.

[Senkaku]

That depends on two things:
Firstly, do you own an infrared testicle laser?
Secondly, is your wife a milk machine, and do you love it?

No I don’t have an infrared laser
And I am alas unmarried.

I’m afraid at this time we can’t confirm your patriot status

[The Jamesian Republic]

No I don’t have an infrared laser
And I am alas unmarried.

I’m afraid at this time we can’t confirm your patriot status

Nooooooo

[Bear Stearns]

Patriots need their milkies. Patriots in control.

Am I a patriot?

if you have to ask...

[Bear Stearns]

Am I a patriot?

That depends on two things:
Firstly, do you own an infrared testicle laser?
Secondly, is your wife a milk machine, and do you love it?

that guy fucks

[Shrillland]

In the meantime, we now have a new vacancy in a newly Gerrymandered into blueness district, the new NY-19 AKA Albany-Binghamton-Utica...and no Democrats running just yet since Delgado was a shoe-in.

[San Lumen]

In the meantime, we now have a new vacancy in a newly Gerrymandered into blueness district, the new NY-19 AKA Albany-Binghamton-Utica...and no Democrats running just yet.

Correct. The incumbent was Antonio Delgado who will be Governor Kathy Hochul's running mate. A dumb move on her part given the lines aren't settled.

[The Alma Mater]

...should we outlaw grocery store sushi and cheap tacos and raw oysters and steak tartare and fugu fish and alcohol next? like who cares, if people like food that sometimes makes them sick why not let them have it

So what makes Raw Milk so vital to the national interest?

It is nice to guzzle down while declaring whiteness.

[Shrillland]

Even Congressional candidates have OnlyFans accounts nowadays...

No, she's not a sex worker(she's a public health activist), no, there's nothing of the kind on her page, and no, she has no chance whatsoever of winning in two weeks.

[Major-Tom]

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/3475384-chief-justice-roberts-orders-probe-into-supreme-court-leak/

Chief Justice Roberts orders probe into Supreme Court leak

Self report?

Some speculation that Roberts might have leaked due to thinking incrementally dismantling abortion protections would cause fewer issues for the Party than an overt repeal of Roe, and hoping the reaction would convince his fellows of the same.

That's not exactly on-brand for Roberts. He's not a justice I'm on board with a lot, but he is known for his unwavering respect of the institution.

[Shrillland]

Self report?

Some speculation that Roberts might have leaked due to thinking incrementally dismantling abortion protections would cause fewer issues for the Party than an overt repeal of Roe, and hoping the reaction would convince his fellows of the same.

That's not exactly on-brand for Roberts. He's not a justice I'm on board with a lot, but he is known for his unwavering respect of the institution.

Oddly enough, that cuts both ways since he knows, and has for a long time, that a total repeal of Roe would be the credibility equivalent of SCOTUS sticking a loaded gun in its mouth and firing.

[San Lumen]

That's not exactly on-brand for Roberts. He's not a justice I'm on board with a lot, but he is known for his unwavering respect of the institution.

Oddly enough, that cuts both ways since he knows, and has for a long time, that a total repeal of Roe would be the credibility equivalent of SCOTUS sticking a loaded gun in its mouth and firing.

I don't see him undermining the court like that.

[American Legionaries]

That's not exactly on-brand for Roberts. He's not a justice I'm on board with a lot, but he is known for his unwavering respect of the institution.

Oddly enough, that cuts both ways since he knows, and has for a long time, that a total repeal of Roe would be the credibility equivalent of SCOTUS sticking a loaded gun in its mouth and firing.

People who are already dead cannot put guns in their mouths and fire.

[Moscareinas]

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/3475384-chief-justice-roberts-orders-probe-into-supreme-court-leak/

Chief Justice Roberts orders probe into Supreme Court leak

Self report?

Some speculation that Roberts might have leaked due to thinking incrementally dismantling abortion protections would cause fewer issues for the Party than an overt repeal of Roe, and hoping the reaction would convince his fellows of the same.

a greater possibility is that the leaker is a staffer convinced that the draft should be the one that gets published

[Tarsonis]

Self report?

Some speculation that Roberts might have leaked due to thinking incrementally dismantling abortion protections would cause fewer issues for the Party than an overt repeal of Roe, and hoping the reaction would convince his fellows of the same.

a greater possibility is that the leaker is a staffer convinced that the draft should be the one that gets published

or a staffer for the liberal justice who's sounding the alarm

[Senkaku]

a greater possibility is that the leaker is a staffer convinced that the draft should be the one that gets published

or a staffer for the liberal justice who's sounding the alarm

There’s not much point in speculating rn, we’ll at least know who the marshal of the court decides to scapegoat for it soon enough

[The Archregimancy]

I find myself today spending a lot of time re-reading and contextualising historical studies of Dredd Scott v. Sandford and the short, medium, and long-term impacts on the American body politic of that US Supreme Court decision.

I particularly find myself reflecting on Chief Justice Taney's explicitly expressed hope that the decision would resolve and permanently settle the tensions that had arisen over the divisive issue of slavery, and whether or not it had the desired effect.

[San Lumen]

https://nypost.com/2022/05/02/andrew-gi ... or-ballot/

Andrew Giuliani (son of former mayor Rudy Giuliani), former Westchester county Executive Rob Astorino qualify for ballot in GOP primary for New York governor