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Today the Texkentuck Royal Navy has set themselves 100 miles into Arpasian waters with a Texk Oil clean up crew to clean up the oil spill because the Arpasian Navy is responsible for the attack and oil spilled. Our nation at first left the waters stated President Bram W. Schirkophf but they never cleaned up the oil or have done anything to save the wild life. Our mission is simply to do just that. If our Royal Navy or crew is under attack while doing an environmental mission we will be forced to send a hypersonic nuke on the nation of Arpasia. Our Royal Navy is directed to not harm any of the ships from Arpasia but if our ship or innocent civilians cleaning up the the ocean is under attack we will be forced to convey the true nature of what our capabilities are stated the President. Our nation will not allow for our seas to always remain a mess. Arpasian government has failed to clean up the spill do to their attack last month. We have lifted 3 whales out of the water for transport to safer waters. The whales were covered in oil do to their negligence.
Oil Clean up Crew with the Texkentuck Royal Navy-Photo courtesy of The Texkentuck Ship known as The Royal Monarch of the sea.