Geektopia WC Uru Information ǂ Each WC cycle now seniors a Geektopian person by 306.36 years, instead of a ludicrous, uncalculated 300. Minimum and maximum ages for footy players from the country are 1,656 through 4,140. These minimums and maximums lie roughly between 4,232 and 6,440 regarding managers (this meaning that Dingledine in WCQ88 was as old as Australia iirc).
Manager: Hojnacki (5,063 years)
DEBUTANT PLAYERS (0) | [1T] = Starting player, [i] = Injured, [LC] = Low Confidence, [2T] = Regularly Plays as a Substitute, [3T] = Reserve Team, [NP] = Notable Player, [c] = Captain, [¢] = Vice Captain, [3Td] = Regularly Played as a Reserve, [2Td] = Regularly Played as a Substitute, [1Td] = Started, [AIM] = Raised in Aimena or partly Aimenan, [UNI] = Raised in Unimon or partly Unim onite, [BCN] = Raised in Burur caq Noaksi or partly Noaksian, [KAR] = Raised in Islas Cardinales or partly Cardinnic
CURRENT PLAYERS (34) | [1T] = Starting player, [i] = Injured, [LC] = Low Confidence, [2T] = Regularly Plays as a Substitute, [3T] = Reserve Team, [NP] = Notable Player, [c] = Captain, [¢] = Vice Captain, [3Td] = Regularly Played as a Reserve, [2Td] = Regularly Played as a Substitute, [1Td] = Started, [AIM] = Raised in Aimena or partly Aimenan, [UNI] = Raised in Unimon or partly Unim onite, [BCN] = Raised in Burur caq Noaksi or partly Noaksian, [KAR] = Raised in Islas Cardinales or partly Cardinnic
• #1 Swadley (Goalkeeper, 2348 years) [2T]
• #2 Muratbek Nurasq Qaq Eul (Forward, 2657 years) [3T] [AIM]
• #3 Autianna 'ardiquswaa (Midfielder, 3347 years) [2T] [AIM]
• #4 Livengood (Defender, 2498 years) [1T]
• #5 Dargy (Defender, 3023 years) [2T]
• #6 Germaine Sophie (Midfielder, 2123 years) [NP — An ex-gridiron player who is mostly known for how mindbogglingly stupid his post-game interviews in the World Bowl competitions of old came off as. His aggressiveness and playing style are a perfect showcase of how Sophie doesn't run it through before he acts. Although there is a difference when seeing someone having a natural talent for the creative and the unpredictable as opposed to making unconventional and idiotic blunders on the pitch, Germaine Sophie possesses both of these characteristics.] [1T]
• #7 Abdill (Midfielder/Forward, 2723 years) [1T]
• #8 Matkowski (Midfielder, 2723 years) [NP — Went to a training camp because of self-confidence issues and is now the primary choice for throw-ins. From Matkowski's impressive progress, he unknowingly coerced Dingledine that the more powerful a throw-in was, the more important to know who threw it in the first place. Looking into Matkowski's personal record, it's thirty five yards, at least ten more than the second longest distance by another countryman, Julio.] [1T]
• #9 Shamammi (Midfielder, 3023 years) [3T]
• #10 Nankervis (Midfielder, 2273 years) [2T]
• #11 Zalie 'amquk (Forward, 1688 years) [2T] [UNI]
• #12 Emlee 'adqaliruq Tura Eaer (Forward, 2468 years) [2T] [UNI]
• #13 Julio (Defender/Midfielder, 3098 years) [1T]
• #15 Lazzari (Forward, 2393 years) [NP — Lazzari's play style is speckled with fire on top of intensity, and for a Central Striker, he has countless traits that belong to a defender, like being excellent at slide tackling and possessing a ball recovery rate of eighty-eight percent in his seventy eight appearances as a forward at The Stinemates United. Almost never gets injured.] [1T]
• #16 Witrago (Midfielder, 2198 years) [3T]
• #17 Rolke (Defender/Forward, 2948 years) [1T]
• #18 Germain Sophie (Defender, 1373 years) [NP — Germaine Sophie's asexually reproduced son who starts on the pitch more often. It is said that once in a leap year GS18 won't sprain on the field.] [1T] [c]
• #19 Thorud (Defender, 2873 years) [1T]
• #20 Rinnert (Forward, 3173 years) [1T]
• #21 Higginbottom (Goalkeeper, 2123 years) [3T]
• #22 Lertora (Goalkeeper, 2723 years) [NP — Once said, "Imagine being a goalkeeper with the jersey number 1 and still not starting.".] [1T]
• #23 Rebimbas (Midfielder, 2873 years) [2T]
• #24 Ringwald (Forward/Midfielder, 2936 years) [1T]
• #25 Vert (Forward, 1992 years) [3T]
• #26 Gerking (Midfielder, 2273 years) [3T]
• #27 Swenty (Forward, 2123 years) [1T]
• #28 Ogrodowski (Defender, 2198 years) [3T]
• #29 Diminno (Midfielder/Defender, 2498 years) [NP — Isn't as mouthy as before, but Diminno's teammates and colleagues miss the whimsical, childish motivational advice he gave to others as if a talking jokebook. An element of happiness was taken from the team when newly appointed manager and workout expert Hojnacki told "Dimi", as his compatriots call him, to "straighten up".] [1T]
• #30 Ponti (Midfielder, 2423 years) [NP — A masterful appraiser in a time period that old, knowledgeable Geektopians call "The Summing-up Span" which was an era of great economical scandal that endured from the late fifty two hundreds to sometime in the late five thousands, the Geektopia Thin Green Line (GTGL) scouted and recruited a handful of great and applauded appraisers who were then honing their craft on the street from all corners of the country, thus creating a one hundred and ten man security system that would efficiently suss out tarnished replicas of import items, thereafter each appraiser would be assigned a mission to sell these items in smaller countries for one and a half times the import price. Ponti was one of these famed one hundred and ten. These days, instead of doing the appraising, he's being appraised by the lowly fitness coach Hojnacki as to see whether he can make it into a pool of eleven positions!] [1T]
• #31 Jonaya Yudhrstaril Qaqr (Forward, 4094 years) [2T] [AIM]
• #32 Knake (Goalkeeper, 3323 years) [3T]
• #33 Pitter (Midfielder, 2873 years) [NP — Up one file from a ball-sweeping defender to a ball-sweeping midfielder, Pitter made and adjusted to the change as soon as he was asked to by his manager who also holds one secondary job as a fitness coach.] [1T]
• #34 Jakius Krutiqayir Tarun (Forward, 3378 years) [2T]
• #35 Ratter (Defender, 2048 years) [3T] [NP — Down one file from a midfielder to a well positioned defender. The gaffer, as well as adjusting positions spryly, adjusted the hell out of Ratter's attitude when he first opposed the move, only after understanding that his shift of posture was essential to keeping the faith regarding one familiar 3-4-3 formation played throughout the last three years of World Cup Qualifying was Ratter able to be punctual in training sessions.
OUTGOING PLAYERS (0) | [1T] = Starting player, [i] = Injured, [LC] = Low Confidence, [2T] = Regularly Plays as a Substitute, [3T] = Reserve Team, [NP] = Notable Player, [c] = Captain, [¢] = Vice Captain, [3Td] = Regularly Played as a Reserve, [2Td] = Regularly Played as a Substitute, [1Td] = Started, [AIM] = Raised in Aimena or partly Aimenan, [UNI] = Raised in Unimon or partly Unim onite, [BCN] = Raised in Burur caq Noaksi or partly Noaksian, [KAR] = Raised in Islas Cardinales or partly Cardinnic
Taking up a seat at Place of Valence
Moved from Chiseled Cheddar Bay, Isleshore, Geektopia to 6969 Cocaininho Way, Mukladrue, Geektopia
Owner: Foxi Bancorp and Intellectual Affairs
Record Attendance: 30,012 (Geektopia 3-0 Pasarga (DBC 50 Group B)
Field Size: 105m x 70m
Surface: GrassForBall™
Goal Anthem: ZZ Top — Tush
Built: August 31st, 6478