[desc] The latest intelligence from the @@NAMEINITIALS@@IA has revealed that, after a @@DEMONYM@@ killed a very influential Blackacrean, the hostile nation of Blackacre is threatening to missile strike the Historic @@CAPITAL@@ Parliament Building, which currently contains classified information about many politicians.
[validity] None
[option] "How dare they!" snarls your Defense Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ builds @@HIS@@ LUGU Model Tank. "How dare they try to blow up such a great monument to our nation's history! Why don't we teach them a lesson and march over there and blow up their capital? See how they like it! Let's bomb 'em back to wherever they came from!" @@HE@@ goes on, yelling cliché war phrases.
[effect] foreign nations are considered missile test sites after one of their citizens tresspasses on @@DEMONYM@@ territory
[option] "Or we could not," hastily says your Minister of Foreign Relations, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ fills out a scratch-off map of the world. "Let's think about this. Obviously, a murder is nothing to pass off as acceptable. But threatening to blow up the parliament building? Don't you think Blackacre might be bluffing? Maybe you could sit down with the President and work out some sort of deal-- with my supervision, of course."
[effect] the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Government replies to any foreign threat with "Prove it" and some coffee
[option] Suddenly, your phone rings. A voice from the other end says, "Yes, a deal would be nice... In fact, we have an offer for you. You quiety lay down your arms and we'll withdraw any threats. After all, human life is more important than government, isn't it? Just sign our agreement and you'll be fine." The voice hangs up and the room is filled with silcence.
[effect] the Government is ranked by the World Census as one of the most gullible