[Title] I Can't Do it Alone, Guys!
[Validity] Has Autocracy
[Description] With your hands firmly placed on the wheel that steers the ship of state, some in @@NAME@@ have started to reluctantly whisper amongst themselves whether you possess all the skills and knowledge necessary to manoeuvre it across what can sometimes be turbulent and treacherous seas, and whether there's enough advisors around you to help you navigate them.
[Option 1] "No one in this room questions your wisdom or intelligence, your Excellency," begins your Chief of Staff with an unwavering smile, as aides nod dutifully along @@HIS@@ sides. "But even someone as excellent and accomplished as yourself isn't omniscient, and what a cosmic oversight it is! Yet perhaps you'll entertain the idea to increase the size and scope of your advisory staff? I'm sure your loyal subjects will gladly foot the bill for the increased expenses of the administrative budget, if it means you'll make even better decisions for them..."
[Effect 1] things have been looking up for anyone with two cents to spare
[Option 2] "A buzzing hive of faceless sycophants isn't what you need," slyly offers your Director of Scapegoating. "You need someone public, something face and front to catch all the blame for a bad decision for you. I propose we install a parliament in a purely advisory capacity, of which the members you'll appoint. Supporters or troublemakers, take your pick. Yet when their advisory vote turns out bad for the public, guess who's going to be shamed and removed as a threat to the general public? Not you, your Excellency."
[Effect 2] images of the nation's parliamentarians can often be found under 'invertebrates' in dictionaries
[Option 3] "Or you could simply claim to always be following the will of the divine," a voice not unlike your own sounds thoughtfully inside your head. "People have fallen for the 'I'm the Chosen of the Gods!' trope before, why couldn't they do so again? You'd probably be able to make a proper religion out of it. Probably even a mandatory one, too. Huh, not a bad idea!"
[Effect 3] @@LEADER@@'s existence is questioned as many prayers for a better life go unanswered
[Option 4] "Hmm, omniscience... what if we made you truly appear all-knowing?" notes celebrity technocrat Ellie Mask. "I'd like to put a chip inside your brain that won't only allow you to play sick beats inside your head, but will also connect you to a vast database with information on everything and everyone. You'll probably have to sit still for a while to process all the information in front of your eyes, but can you imagine the awe and fear you'll inspire, greeting your enemies by listing their entire browser history? Yeah, you'll be unstoppable..."
[Validity] Has high Scientifc Advancement
[Effect 4] @@LEADER@@ is known for being a stiff know-it-all
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