TET: Always ...

by **Heloin** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:16 am

Ethel mermania wrote:Can you call out of work with a "just not feeling it today"?

Asking for a friend

"Sorry I'm feeling to ill today, we'll see tomorrow and touch base from there."

*insert Ferris Bueller shenanigans here*

by **Laka Strolistandiler** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:17 am

Dowaesk wrote:
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW IM HAVING A DISTANCE EXAMS THIS YEEEEAR YAAAAAHOOOOO YUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Distance exam?
Is that an exam where you measure distance or something?

In Russia we have university exams each semester. And this here they’re going to happen via distance learning. Idk how you call that in English TBH.

by **Farnhamia** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:21 am

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:
Dowaesk wrote:Distance exam?
Is that an exam where you measure distance or something?

In Russia we have university exams each semester. And this here they’re going to happen via distance learning. Idk how you call that in English TBH.

We call it ... distance or remote learning.

by **Baloo Kingdom** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:23 am

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW IM HAVING A DISTANCE EXAMS THIS YEEEEAR YAAAAAHOOOOO YUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Big oof, if that is sarcasm this is

by **Valentine Z** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:23 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:In Russia we have university exams each semester. And this here they’re going to happen via distance learning. Idk how you call that in English TBH.

We call it ... distance or remote learning.

Examination and sending relevant documents through this fangled thing called the Internet, by means of media, while also turning on the camera so that the examiners can see you from a long distance.

Long-distance exams are... doable. Except for that one time I did that and I had 10 mins to rush and scan every page of my answer sheet onto the already-slow school intranet because everyone was using it.

by **Atheris** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:25 am

Valentine Z wrote:
Atheris wrote:HI VAL!!!! Happy Vesak Day to you too!

Miau, thanksss! :3

Wishing you a great day as well, I hope things have been well. ^^

Eh, things could be better. I have an ear infection (which I'm taking antibiotics for) and I stabbed my foot the other day, but besides that it's all been alright.

by **Heloin** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:30 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:In Russia we have university exams each semester. And this here they’re going to happen via distance learning. Idk how you call that in English TBH.

We call it ... distance or remote learning.

Television remotes are teaching children you say? Technology is amazing.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:30 am

Dowaesk wrote:
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW IM HAVING A DISTANCE EXAMS THIS YEEEEAR YAAAAAHOOOOO YUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Distance exam?
Is that an exam where you measure distance or something?

How many furlongs can you walk in a fortnight

by **The Free Joy State** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:34 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Dowaesk wrote:Distance exam?
Is that an exam where you measure distance or something?

How many furlongs can you walk in a fortnight

How many roads must a man walk down
Before they call him a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, and how many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they're forever banned?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind

Yes, and how many years must a mountain exist
Before it is washed to the sea?
And how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, and how many times can a man turn his head
And pretend that he just doesn't see?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind

by **Laka Strolistandiler** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:35 am

Valentine Z wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:We call it ... distance or remote learning.

Examination and sending relevant documents through this fangled thing called the Internet, by means of media, while also turning on the camera so that the examiners can see you from a long distance.

Long-distance exams are... doable. Except for that one time I did that and I had 10 mins to rush and scan every page of my answer sheet onto the already-slow school intranet because everyone was using it.

They are extremely easy to copy and cheat. That’s why I love them

by **Heloin** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:36 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Dowaesk wrote:Distance exam?
Is that an exam where you measure distance or something?

How many furlongs can you walk in a fortnight

If I walk 8 hours a day then 4480.

by **Valentine Z** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:45 am

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:
Valentine Z wrote:Examination and sending relevant documents through this fangled thing called the Internet, by means of media, while also turning on the camera so that the examiners can see you from a long distance.

Long-distance exams are... doable. Except for that one time I did that and I had 10 mins to rush and scan every page of my answer sheet onto the already-slow school intranet because everyone was using it.

They are extremely easy to copy and cheat. That’s why I love them

We still have to use our handwritings and truth be told, our professors were aware of it. That is why it is open-book, and the questions are phrased in the ways that you can't just Google (unseen questions, super tough) or badger someone for the solutions. They WILL know.

Trust me, my man. They know.

Atheris wrote:
Valentine Z wrote:Miau, thanksss! :3

Wishing you a great day as well, I hope things have been well. ^^

Eh, things could be better. I have an ear infection (which I'm taking antibiotics for) and I stabbed my foot the other day, but besides that it's all been alright.

Ahh, sorry to hear about your ear and your foot, and wishing you a speedy recovery!

Yeah, I stubbed mine a few weeks ago SO hard, and boy it actually bruised up a tad.

by **Laka Strolistandiler** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:48 am

Valentine Z wrote:
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:They are extremely easy to copy and cheat. That’s why I love them

We still have to use our handwritings and truth be told, our professors were aware of it. That is why it is open-book, and the questions are phrased in the ways that you can't just Google (unseen questions, super tough) or badger someone for the solutions. They WILL know.

Trust me, my man. They know.

Well that’s in America. In Russia we don’t have such things. It’s extremely easy to cheat.

by **Dowaesk** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:50 am

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:
Valentine Z wrote:We still have to use our handwritings and truth be told, our professors were aware of it. That is why it is open-book, and the questions are phrased in the ways that you can't just Google (unseen questions, super tough) or badger someone for the solutions. They WILL know.

Trust me, my man. They know.

Well that’s in America. In Russia we don’t have such things. It’s extremely easy to cheat.

Hmm. Im off to Russia peeps.

Btw. Google isnt lying right? You guys do actually have pretty girls heh?

by **Laka Strolistandiler** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:50 am

Dowaesk wrote:
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Well that’s in America. In Russia we don’t have such things. It’s extremely easy to cheat.

Hmm. Im off to Russia peeps.

Btw. Google isnt lying right? You guys do actually have pretty girls heh?

You’re asking a 19-years old kissless virgin if the girls here are pretty. Figure it out.

by **Immoren** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:55 am

How I'd change Finnish alphabet if I were in charge, due to petty aestheticism.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Wed May 26, 2021 9:00 am

Heloin wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:How many furlongs can you walk in a fortnight

If I walk 8 hours a day then 4480.

This doesn't make any sense, because a Furlong is cleary some kind of pokémon, not a measure of distance.

by **Heloin** » Wed May 26, 2021 9:05 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Heloin wrote:If I walk 8 hours a day then 4480.

This doesn't make any sense, because a Furlong is cleary some kind of pokémon, not a measure of distance.

If you catch 5 pokemon an hour, 8 hours a day, for two weeks you'll have 4480 pokemon.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed May 26, 2021 9:08 am

Dowaesk wrote:
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Well that’s in America. In Russia we don’t have such things. It’s extremely easy to cheat.

Hmm. Im off to Russia peeps.

Btw. Google isnt lying right? You guys do actually have pretty girls heh?

The Ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the west behind

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed May 26, 2021 9:09 am

Heloin wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:This doesn't make any sense, because a Furlong is cleary some kind of pokémon, not a measure of distance.

If you catch 5 pokemon an hour, 8 hours a day, for two weeks you'll have 4480 pokemon.

Thank you for explaining it to him.

by **New Visayan Islands** » Wed May 26, 2021 9:09 am

A happy Vesak to those who observe it.

by **Loeje** » Wed May 26, 2021 11:24 am

Ethel mermania wrote:Can you call out of work with a "just not feeling it today"?

Asking for a friend

You can always try.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Wed May 26, 2021 11:39 am

Loeje wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Can you call out of work with a "just not feeling it today"?

Asking for a friend

You can always try.

Here we see young Loeje, leading Ethel into temptation in the most subtle of ways.

by **Laka Strolistandiler** » Wed May 26, 2021 11:40 am

Loeje wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Can you call out of work with a "just not feeling it today"?

Asking for a friend

You can always try.

I can give you 1001 way to opt out of work via medical problems by faking your illnesses!

by **Loeje** » Wed May 26, 2021 11:43 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Loeje wrote:You can always try.

Here we see young Loeje, leading Ethel into temptation in the most subtle of ways.

That's a completely unfair accusation. Ethel started it.

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