[Title] Your Purple Clashes With My Red
[Validity] Has just installed Socialism, Has Monarchy
[Description] All workers of @@NAME@@ have united, at last, and seized the means of production! Yet in the throes of socialist ecstasy, it seems no one bothered to invite the reigning monarch off the throne, or equalise the royal family out of their palaces.
[Option 1] An emboldened @@DEMONYM@@ climbs atop your desk and raises @@HIS@@ hammer and sickle triumphantly into the air. "LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION! We can't rest until we have rooted out every single influence of the old way," with the whites of @@HIS@@ eyes visible, @@HE@@ makes a slitting motion along @@HIS@@ neck. "It's high time the royal family went in for a little trim..."
[Effect 1] the blood of the royals was red after all
[Option 2] After the revolutionary was escorted out of your office, one of your aides steps forward and rips off his moustache, revealing himself as Prince @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@. "Phew, I-uh, yes, greetings," he stammers. "All I wanted to say is that you don't need to get rid of us. Our family has always been a national symbol for our people to rally behind, why couldn't it be for a socialist @@NAME@@? After all, new realities are easier to accept if they're introduced by someone familiar. Keep our royal status as is, and we'll gladly sing to your red tunes, instead of our purple ones."
[Effect 2] factory workers finally live like kings these days
[Option 3] "Huh, yes, yes, a national symbol to rally behind is a good idea," nods your newly instated Minister of Communal Thought, while shoving the prince out the door. "But we most certainly need to lose the monarchist tones. It is time we portrayed you as the Great Parent of @@NAME@@, because like a father or mother, you'll raise our nation to be good, obedient socialists. We'll have the media pick up our song of your praise, and before you know it, everyone in our glorious, socialist paradise will proudly see you as their third parent!"
[Effect 3] children frequently use "but @@LEADER@@ said it was okay" as an excuse to get their way
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