Howdy, Pardner!
I'm Doug Fusion, and welcome to my recreational NukeLot, for all y’all strategic and tactical fireworks needs! There’s been a lot of rumors ‘bout my true identity, with “puppet of a rogue military AI” this and “avatar of an eldritch Sun God” that, but really I’m just a good ‘ol ‘merican cowboy. Growin' up in Nevada back in the 50s, I got to see the Army settin' of nukes in their test ranges every day and night, and since then I've wanted to share that experience with everyone I've met. With good old hard work n' guts and a bit of networkin' with interstellar armament corporations, Ol' Doug was finally able to make that dream a reality.
Rules
Doug Fusion's Recreational NukeLot nukes are for recreational purposes, but ol' Doug doesn't care where you drop 'em, so long as you're havin' fun! Other than that, Doug doesn't like no rules.
Now enough talkin', it's time for some 'splosions!