by HypErcApitAl » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:15 pm
by Kargintina the Third » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:16 pm
by Jovuistan » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:25 pm
Kargintina the Third wrote:Grill master bob send a a message to Navarro in Soith America. “My grill is out of gas. I have no reason to live. Prepare the weapon.”
"My fellow South Americans, we are coming ever so close to the day of glory that has been prophecized for centuries now. Now is the time for all of us to join together in united prayer and in united action to ensure that that which shall pass goes uninterrupted. There are many who may wish to thwart our day of glory and we must be strong and unwavering against them, for they shall crumble along with all who do not believe in the truth. We are nearing the dawn of the next era, and it shall be a beautiful and enlightening era for all of our people, just as has been foretold."
by Latvijas Otra Republika » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:50 pm
by Jovuistan » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:54 pm
by Sarderia » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:56 pm
Dear Bob,
Your grills are bad. Seriously. Literally, like, can't you grill at all? I invite you to Heaven, here in Oz (literally although you might mistake it for the Sahara desert) to see what the true grill is. My servant Oz the Wizard will escort you with our finest Aircraff Carrier, GROSS (Great Republic of Oz State Ship) Melburn. If you refuse, we will send our finest Salties - the beast that has existed since the dawn of time to spread fear - to defeat your puny alligators in Florida.
Sincerely,
Big Brother (is watching you)
by Kargintina the Third » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:58 pm
by HypErcApitAl » Mon Jun 29, 2020 2:02 pm
by Sarderia » Mon Jun 29, 2020 2:04 pm
by Jovuistan » Mon Jun 29, 2020 2:07 pm
Sarderia wrote:Lima, URSA
The captain of GROSS Barren Trees looked to the Lima skyline with a smug smirk. "Now they will realize not to mess with Bob. We want to invite him to Oz but the URSAns bombed him first. Retaliation!"
"Retaliation!" answered the Naval officers. "Hail to Big Brother!"
The flying saucer that is GROSS Barren Trees opened a massive bomb hold on its bottom. "Launch!" The Captain shouted.
Soon, Lima is completely swarmed with giant Emus. There is nothing the URSAns could do about it since Giant Emus are the menace to humankind. One by one the ancient buildings and churches are destroyed. The URSAns could not shoot the Emus because they ran so fast.
"For years the World ridiculed us for losing against Emus!" The captain gave his speech. "Now they will finally have a taste on fighting Emus!"
by Latvijas Otra Republika » Mon Jun 29, 2020 2:36 pm
by Kargintina the Third » Mon Jun 29, 2020 2:41 pm
by Sarderia » Mon Jun 29, 2020 2:45 pm
Kargintina the Third wrote:The ghost of Bob happily cooks burgers in heaven in his new state of the art grill
by Agarntrop » Mon Jun 29, 2020 2:48 pm
by HypErcApitAl » Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:21 pm
by Sarderia » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:44 am
by HypErcApitAl » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:42 am
by HypErcApitAl » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:02 am
by Sarderia » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:07 am
by HypErcApitAl » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:49 am
by Agarntrop » Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:26 am
by HypErcApitAl » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:10 am
by Sarderia » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:56 am
by Kargintina the Third » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:26 pm
by Agarntrop » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:55 pm
Kargintina the Third wrote:Bob fired rockets down from heaven onto every nation on Earth, destroying cuties and killing millions.
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