The American Dream (Alt-Hist|Sandbox|IC)

[HypErcApitAl]

OOC/sign-up thread: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=487852

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Vibes: Depends. The year/era/timeline is also unimportant, as I am treating this as free-floating.

(I say the vibe depends, cause the RP has no set vibe, like Noir, Cyberpunk, Fantasy, etc. If you want to be dark and edgy, then you may! If you want to be happy and cheery, then that's all you!)

Technology level: Also free-floating or lopsided (you may rp your country having a knight-based military or a Halo-styled Marine Corps or even both at the same time ((Anachronistic militaries and scenery)))

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[Kargintina the Third]

Grill master bob send a a message to Navarro in Soith America. “My grill is out of gas. I have no reason to live. Prepare the weapon.”

[Jovuistan]

Grill master bob send a a message to Navarro in Soith America. “My grill is out of gas. I have no reason to live. Prepare the weapon.”

LIMA, URSA

President Navarro delivered a message to the citizens of URSA

"My fellow South Americans, we are coming ever so close to the day of glory that has been prophecized for centuries now. Now is the time for all of us to join together in united prayer and in united action to ensure that that which shall pass goes uninterrupted. There are many who may wish to thwart our day of glory and we must be strong and unwavering against them, for they shall crumble along with all who do not believe in the truth. We are nearing the dawn of the next era, and it shall be a beautiful and enlightening era for all of our people, just as has been foretold."

The President read the message from Grill Master Bob, he looked over to the Secretary of Defense, "How is progress on our Death Star?"

The SecDef nodded, "Not much longer now, my lord. Just a little more time. If you wish to fulfill his wish early, we certainly have the power to do so now."

"Yes," Navarro replied, "We shall do it now. Order the Nav Bombs."

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

Radical Centrists Want Heretic Blood

Radical Centrists have gathered at tonight's football game demanding they want the blood of all political ideologies running through their hands, they followed this cross dimensional message by doing numerous chants and acts of depravity to summon the anti-christ.

[Jovuistan]

THE SKIES ABOVE GRILL LAND

Unbeknownst to everyone in Grill Land, cloaked planes were flying above the land, carrying what would be their doom inside of them. Once everything was in position, the bombs were dropped. Explosions rattled the whole continent as nuclear bombs many times stronger than a Tsar Bomba incinerated the country. Grill Land was engulfed in a sea of fire, taking all who resided there to their graves.

[Sarderia]

Carmichael Coal Mine Pit
Ozian Capital Territory

"Hail o Lord! Hail to Thee! Hail Edeni! Burn the coal!" The cadre of priests and Ozians that came for the Sunday service chanted. Another priest, this time an older one, led the procession and burned coals.

"High Priestess Paltuk, o the Hallowed and Blessed one! Tell the Lord Edeni to bless us with Their abundant acid rains!"

"I shall beseech!" The High Priestess said. "O Lord of the Coals and Ports and Railways. Bless us with the acid and corrosive rains, we beseech you. Bestow upon us endless railways and remove the filthy coral reef from our waters. O, hear us!"

"Edeni, hear us!" Chanted the masses.

"O Faithful!" The High Priestess addressed the worshippers. "Surely, Edeni is now hearing our requests, though because Heaven's overcomplicated bureaucracy he might need another month to read it. Indeed, Edeni is our savior! Now, let us spend our Canter-Link cash that His Divine Right Honorable, the Big Brother has given us!"

Most Divine Palace of the Parliament House
Can't Berra, Oz

The Big Brother is pleased. People across the city has taken to worship him more than they do the Supreme Trinity. His greatest servant, the Wizard Oz and Powerful knocked the door. He quickly gave him a letter and instructed him to send it to Bob.

Dear Bob,

Your grills are bad. Seriously. Literally, like, can't you grill at all? I invite you to Heaven, here in Oz (literally although you might mistake it for the Sahara desert) to see what the true grill is. My servant Oz the Wizard will escort you with our finest Aircraff Carrier, GROSS (Great Republic of Oz State Ship) Melburn. If you refuse, we will send our finest Salties - the beast that has existed since the dawn of time to spread fear - to defeat your puny alligators in Florida.

Sincerely,
Big Brother (is watching you)

[Kargintina the Third]

Bob smiled as the bombs came down, knowing that he would be reunited with his grill in heaven.

[HypErcApitAl]

The White House

"What the heck is going on, now?" Tulsi asked one of her advisors.

'Ms. President, things are getting wacky in South America." He said.

"South America? And what? Didn't we already learn from our consequences? We spent so much money on offshore and overseas military bases when we could've invested into the Country. I've had it with these War Hawk Republicans talking about 'Ms. Gabbard, you're doing a swell job and all, but please nuke Chyna' or 'please do something about these dictatorships,' I'm not doing anything about the dictatorships. The People will rebel and take-up arms. America has a long history of sticking its nose in other peoples' affairs." She almost ranted, but tried to stop herself.

"Calmdown, Ms. President. You get so passionate when you talk about War." He replied.

"Ms. Gabbard, what will we do about the Grillers?" The advisor asked.

"I dunno. We have so much coal up North, it's crazy. And can't you believe it? I can't believe I ran up against a dude with a shoe on his head and some old dude talking about he's an 'Ecosocialist,' we already have enough commies!" Tulsi answered.

"And we have Wood too, why don't they just ask?" She continued.

Tulsi held her head.

"I understand everything, miss." He said.

"I know. It's hard not to when we've wasted so much money and so many innocent men and women have died." She answered.

[Sarderia]

Lima, URSA

The captain of GROSS Barren Trees looked to the Lima skyline with a smug smirk. "Now they will realize not to mess with Bob. We want to invite him to Oz but the URSAns bombed him first. Retaliation!"

"Retaliation!" answered the Naval officers. "Hail to Big Brother!"

The flying saucer that is GROSS Barren Trees opened a massive bomb hold on its bottom. "Launch!" The Captain shouted.

Soon, Lima is completely swarmed with giant Emus. There is nothing the URSAns could do about it since Giant Emus are the menace to humankind. One by one the ancient buildings and churches are destroyed. The URSAns could not shoot the Emus because they ran so fast.

"For years the World ridiculed us for losing against Emus!" The captain gave his speech. "Now they will finally have a taste on fighting Emus!"

[Jovuistan]

Lima, URSA

The captain of GROSS Barren Trees looked to the Lima skyline with a smug smirk. "Now they will realize not to mess with Bob. We want to invite him to Oz but the URSAns bombed him first. Retaliation!"

"Retaliation!" answered the Naval officers. "Hail to Big Brother!"

The flying saucer that is GROSS Barren Trees opened a massive bomb hold on its bottom. "Launch!" The Captain shouted.

Soon, Lima is completely swarmed with giant Emus. There is nothing the URSAns could do about it since Giant Emus are the menace to humankind. One by one the ancient buildings and churches are destroyed. The URSAns could not shoot the Emus because they ran so fast.

"For years the World ridiculed us for losing against Emus!" The captain gave his speech. "Now they will finally have a taste on fighting Emus!"

To the surprise of the Captain, the Emus were slaughtered by the advanced weaponry and laser technology of the URSA, though they certainly put up a fight. A giant laser beam shot out from one of the mountains and completely destroyed the saucer, with it exploding in two and falling down to crush a few more of the Emus.

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

Almadaria has been kicked in the balls by a generic American male in his mid-20s.

The charred remains of the Grill people are now being Frankensteined into centrists, they have no pulse as stitched up corpses yet they have adapted the Radical Centrist viewpoints and decision making.

[Kargintina the Third]

The ghost of Bob happily cooks burgers in heaven in his new state of the art grill

[Sarderia]

The ghost of Bob happily cooks burgers in heaven in his new state of the art grill

Enrico Pucci and his stand Za Warudo Over Heaven destroyed Bob's grill under the command of Big Brother, PM of Oz

[Agarntrop]

The shit stirrers fired shit, turning the moon brown and making it there colony.

[HypErcApitAl]

International Space Station

"Can someone tell me what is that smell?" Daniel asked.

"What smell, you idiot? We're in Space for crying-out-loud." Allory responded.

"Ugh! It smells like Diarrhea!" Daniel responded.

"How long did the moon smell like-" She interrupted herself, now noticing that the moon was green and brown.

"How... this smell is contaminating Space.." Daniel told.

"Houston, we have a problem." The two said in unison.

"What is it?" The ground control asked.

"Assess the damn situation. What do we do?" Allory responded.

"Return to Earth." The ground control answered.

The couple ran into an escape pod, ofcourse sharing it together.

The ship was on a course to Earth, though it'd land in Alaska.

[Sarderia]

Government of Oz

The Government of Oz follows a policy of Libertarian-Conservatism and it is very willing to spread the ideology all over the world. Under the command of Supreme Being the PM of Oz ordered the American rocket to be blown up before they reach Alaska. A mind altering gas is spread above Tusli Gabbard home state of Hawaii which will make the state deep red Republican (even Redder than Missisipi and Alabama). The beach of Honolulu will have alligators, cypress, sugar and cotton.

[HypErcApitAl]

"Snapple?" First Minister Nelson asked.

"Yeah, sure." The Princess replied.

She snapped it open to her, giving the open drink to Diana.

Diana sipped.

"Thanks." The royal replied.

"Okay, so what's this meeting about?" Diana asked.

"Couldn't we just.. hangout?" Tally asked.

"Yeah. Sure." Diana answered.

"But also, we need to reachout to the Americans. We hadn't gave them our support after Tulsi won." Tally told.

"Alright. I mean, we enjoy very good relations with them and.." The Princess continued to think-up reasons.

"True. They're not in the Commonwealth, though." Tally replied.

"They fought against us, why would they want to rejoin us?" Diana questioned.

"Sure, they're Francophiles and all, but the Founding Fathers. Imagine a world where they were fully angry at us and wanted to break-off ties like a teenager instead of just having a small conflict and then earning our respect but also choosing to not go full Anglophobe." Tally responded.

"How about regaining contact with the Autists?" Diana asked.

"The Aussies?" Tally asked.

"Same difference. But no. They're too extreme." Tally answered.

Diana played with her crown and started to wiggle around.

"You comfortable?" The First Minister asked.

"Yeah, just.." Diana squiggled.

"Wanna see something?" Diana asked.

"Yeah, what is it?" Tally asked.

Diana placed the crown on her head, laughing.

"You look way more regal than me!"

She cried out.

"It's actually not that heavy, I dunno what they were talking about." Tally responded, also laughing.

"That's a misconception. Gold really isn't heavy. Think about it; rappers wear tonnes of Gold around their necks and they still swim and do drive-by's and stuff, right?" Diana asked.

"Mhmm." Tally nodded.

Remnants of Westminister

"What happened here? What's the history behind this place; it looks like it got bombed to Oblivion." A girl asked.

"Um, we still don't know." A keeper responded.

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The English Republic would finally give the Americans the congrats after electing Gabbard, and also they'd ask for continued positive relations and that they join the Commonwealth.

[HypErcApitAl]

The White House

"Ms. President, we've just received word that Hawaii was attacked, the moon is now an orb of shit, and the two American astronauts have perished via Missile." The advisor reported.

"Well, who the hell did all of this?" Tulsi asked.

"This makes Pearl Harbor look like a joke." She continued.

"Well... it was Oz." He told.

"Really?" Tulsi laughed.

"I just can't. Now, what else is there?" She asked.

"England congratulated you for winning, and they ask for the AR to join the Commonwealth and strengthened ties." He replied.

"Like they say, 'ask and you shall receive.' Tell the First Minister that it's a done-deal." She told.

"Very well." He smiled.

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Tulsi called-up Yang.

"Remember that thing eight years ago? Well, we're going to have to give them more money." Tulsi told.

"What thing?" Yang asked.

"Never mind me. But, y'know. You're in my Cabinet now. We're doing the UBI and the-the Healthcare reform. What'dya call it, 'Universal Healthcare' or something like that?" She tried to remember.

" 'Healthcare For All,' I think it was." Yang tried to help her remember.

"They're trying to make us declare war on them. Probably a plot from those War Hawks." Tulsi replied.

"Well, don't look into it too much. We don't want a repeat of eight years ago with the past President." Yang said.

"And what about Alaska? They just blasted the ship before it could land. You're gonna let extremists threaten our Northeastern neighbor like that?" Yang asked.

"Welp, it's better then sending all the troops to Iran or Uzbekistan or whatever. Besides, these dictatorships won't last for long." She replied.

" 'Strategic Patience?' Is that what we're doing, now?" He asked.

Tulsi sighed.

"That didn't even work, a long time ago." She answered.

"But, don't be a lame-duck. Atleast do something." Yang compelled.

"Fine." She caved-in.

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The AR presses sanctions on Oz, and also continues ties with the British.

[Sarderia]

Government of Oz

"I'm bored," Big Brother mutterred. The Prime Minister of Oz slumbered in his desk. He toyed with the Pen of Doom - the one that LaDoff Kitter, the infamous tyrant of Germany hundreds of years ago, used in the well-known documentary Der Untergang. The documentary features scenes of LaDoff ranting and screaming at the Soviet incursion to his capital, all the while his ministers looked with despair. Big Brother was determined not to be a dictator - well, not in that sense. The people of Oz worshipped him, as evident in the saying "Big Brother is watching you". He is benevolent, too, allowing Ozians to spend howevermuch they like under the policy of Forced Consumerism. In fact, if you spent less that A$1,000 per day on Amazone, you could be persecuted.

"Secretary, what shall we do today?" Big Brother asked the Secretary of War. The frail, thin man appeared to regain a life force as he outlined his plans.

"My Lord, we have successfully exploded the American rocket, but we saved the astronauts first. They reported the moon is turned brown, and that it smells rotten."

"Very well!" Big Brother exclaimed. "Transfer them to our happy education camp. It's about time our Ozian Values be introduced to all foreigners. Most importantly, teach them about the importance of spending. Spend less that a thousand bucks a day, and off you go to the summer camp!"

"Immediately My Lord. I am sure that His Magnificence, Our Savior Jeff Rey would be pleased." The secretary writes in a book.

"What's next?"

"Oh, we also exploded a mind bomb over an American state. In particular Hawaii, home of their current President. Our sabotage succeed my Lord, they wouldn't vote a Democrat anymore, the state is now full deep red thanks to our bomb. Next, their favourite candidate would bulid a wall across the Pacific Ocean to keep those illegal sharks out of American waters."

"It's great to see America adopted my brilliant views! Let's invade them and England to unite the ex-British Empire under Ozian sovereignity."

At once, 1,000 Star Destroyers with Emu paint job bombarded Washington D.C and London with hordes of Emus. The Americans and British would be hard-pressed to fight back. Unlike in the URSA this time Emus are equipped with latest cutting-edge laser and rockets making them nigh impossible to defeat. Oz is awaiting Diana and Gabbard's statements of surrender tomorrow.

[HypErcApitAl]

"GET DOWN! GET CHOASS TO THE BUNKER, MISS PRESIDENT!" A Secret Service agent yelled.

"White House down. I repeat, White House down. This is not a drill." A pilot reported.

Men and women fired at the emus and tanks rolled all over D.C, scrambling.

"This is a goddamned tragedy." Tulsi cried.

'Gimme on the phone with the Aussies." She commanded.

An ARSS (American Republic Secret Service) agent pulled out a telephone, giving it to her.

Tulsi dialed-up the Aussies.

"America will never negotiate with terrorists! Do you hear me!" She yelled through the phone.

Stars-and-Stripes Forever started playing.

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All over, free militias started forming and fighting the Aussies alongside the AR Armedforces, and alarms rung at AR military bases.

Sirens would go off as, in secret bases and gov't-owned areas, missiles would start launching aimed directly for Oz and their population centres.

The DEFCON was at level one: Cocked Pistol, and the National Guard was told to protect American citizens with their lives and everything else they had.

"Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. This is an Emergency Broadcast. Immediately report to a bunker or someplace safe. This is not a drill. The AR is under-attack."

"The Mainland American Republic is under attack by Enemy forces. You are not safe. Seek caution and safety. Make sure you have emergency supplies. The President will be speaking very shortly. All systems across the AR will be transmitting. You are currently listening to the system in (Insert City Here area). We will continue broadcasting until further notice."

[Agarntrop]

The shit stirrers spewed shit

[HypErcApitAl]

God Save the Queen started playing.

"PROTECT HER HIGHNESS!" Red Guards yelled, as militarized policemen came, serving as protection until the English Army and Spec Ops (the SAS) arrived.

The building was filled to the brim with guards and people of importance, as the First Minister would make a speech, echoing Winston Churchhill and the Blitz.

"We will never surrender to the odds! England shall stand forever! These terrorists haven't seen anything yet! I have vowed to serve and protect this country, and to die with it if I have to. I do not mind personally putting my life on the line, just as our ancestors and forefathers have done. Anglia will never be enslaved. We will fall to no man." Tally Nelson spoke.

As she spoke, MI6 and the CIA were working in-unison, both in defending the Homeland but also sending agents.

Swords, muskets, whatever it was, the English were making sure their Island was defended. The Coast Guard and Navy worked together, though the English had sent some destroyers to help the AR with their front.

[Sarderia]

GROSS Saltwater Crocodile, above the US Capitol

"Hail to Oz! Hail to Oz! Hail to Oz!" the marines aboard Saltie exclaimed. Grand Marshal Smith smirked and waved his hands towards the soldiers. They responded by even more cheers; an orchestra of trumpets, playing Waltzing Matilda, stopped the cheering. The large mess hall fell into absolute silence.

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong...

"Who the hell is singing!" Smith screamed. "You f*cking ruined my appearance! Don't you know this is the only time I've get to be Grand Moff Tarkin?"

Under the shade of a coolibah tree...

"Seriously, stop, for Edeni's sake! I will send you to the bottom of a coal mine." Then Smith figured out who was singing. It was his own serjeant humming all the time. He quickly shot him in the feet. "Give him to the Emus," Smith commanded.

Now he finally got the chance to deliver his extremely awesome speech. "Marines of Oz! We fight for the utmost end! Loyalty and duty to our nation is what inspire us! Also the fact that standing down there is mostly Democrats, and lately progressive politicians has been interfering with Oz businessmen and His Shining Exellency our Savior, Jeff Rey's plans to expand market in America... but Whatever! Loyalty! Fatherland! Motherland! Childland! That's all you need to know, well, blind patriotism doesn't hurt no one, does it? HAIL TO OZ!"

"Hail to Oz! Hail to Oz! HAIL TO OZ!"

"Bomb the Bunker and bring the President to me! Yeah... well, we sponsored her election anyway. Did you know that Oz and Ros Yah all interfered with elections all over the world? New fact doesn't it? President Gate! Well, whatever-"

A telephone come in. Through Smith telekinetic powers he answered the intercom. "What? Terrorists you say? Oh, we are no terrorist. We are trying to spread freedom and democracy here, just like you did all the way in the Middle East!"

With that said, Smith shut up the intercom and ordered his soldiers to invade the bunker. Within minutes the President is captured and get to sent to Florida to receive suggestions on how to bulid the perfect Wall and make the country Great again.

Smith finally turned and faced the reader. Through his immense divine powers he snapped his fingers Thanos-like and broke the fourth wall! "You! Yes, i am talking to YOU! Well, you and Hypercapital that is. Now Sarderia isn't in their right mind when writing this. Sure he's a Conservative and all but he does like to have some beers. The dialogue is pure cringefest. Even I cringed when I have to say those lines, but I am obliged. Don't comment anything, would ya? It's my job after all. And Hypercapital, please don't be too harsh on me. You are Supreme Lord as OP. Please don't erase me or ban Sarderia from this RP."

[Kargintina the Third]

Bob fired rockets down from heaven onto every nation on Earth, destroying cuties and killing millions.

[Agarntrop]

Bob fired rockets down from heaven onto every nation on Earth, destroying cuties and killing millions.

The rockets became shit filled as they fired upon are cuntry