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Postby Nephara » Wed Jun 10, 2020 4:54 am

Sarzonia 1 - 0 Nephara
(4-4-2) 1 - Mercator; 2 - Stride, 5 - Thorn, 6 - Brosch, 3 - Close (c, s/o 27'); 13 - Saroszi (7 - Kuepper 59'), 4 - Shone, 21 - Moxham, 11 - Strongbow (16 - Deventer 79'); 9 - Bastable, 10 - Metzger (19 - Katarec 28')

Nephara 5 - 1 Competitive Solitaire
(4-4-2) 1 - Mercator; 2 - Stride (18 - Longship 64'), 5 - Thorn (c), 6 - Brosch, 19 - Katarec; 7 - Kuepper, 4 - Shone, 21 - Moxham (8 - Chalk 70'), 16 - Deventer; 9 - Bastable, 10 - Metzger (23 - Lovelace 76')
Goals: Bastable 7', Deventer 36', Kuepper 58', Metzger 61', Lovelace 90+1'

Extract from the Book of Close.

Like buses in reverse. You're all set, and then two leave at once.
Vivica picked up a knock in training. Thanks, Arista! Not like we'd all been fucking telling you to lay off the crunching tackles. One of my understudy's calves got pincered and that was her done for the fortnight. Nobody told the press what happened, which is handy; they'd be on that like vultures.
Sander came back to the squad. This was his chance to get back in the spotlight, maybe. If he got minutes. Unfortunately for everyone, I gave him the chance barely half an hour in against Sarzonia.
Except? Did I, really? Penalty, yes. Mistimed, yet. DOGSO? God no.
Didn't matter. For all Strauss' talk to the press about how it was 10 vs. 12, I don't make mistakes like that. Or, I didn't. Maybe my old, weary bones - at 29! What a career this is - are getting to me. Nobody really blamed me after the match, since it shouldn't've mattered. Kurtis had the chances, though the young lad Sandt did well between the posts. And they went toe-to-toe with us better than they managed in the first leg, never let us settle into a rhythm. Rowena picked a bad day to be old and slow, and Strauss was sluggish pulling her off; Morena's arrival sparked our best period of the match, better even than the half-hour we actually spent with a full squad. Didn't matter. Nobody had the finishing touch.
It's frustrating. But that's all it is. Three dropped points, but not enough to

At least the headlines were good. The Eastern Star ended up running with 'The Emperor has no Close'.

[...]

In a very 'fuck it, he's here' move, Strauss wound up starting Sander for Solitaire-the-country, on Solitaire-the-wizard's advice. It worked out, I guess, though Solitaire-the-country are no-names and could probably be improved by putting Solitaire-the-wizard out on the pitch.
Roxi Thorn wound up with the armband. Rowena's my deputy; she wasn't out there on the night, Morena was out proving why she should supplant her sooner rather than later (sorry, Ro). Though Rovena Stride would, as ever, flay me for saying that. She idolises the weary old veteran.
Too many Nepharan women these days have names starting in 'Ro'.
Anyway, Ro Thorn had the armband. I spaced out thinking on it a few times. Fact is, this is probably my last World Cup (do I still have to say 'assuming we qualify' eleven points ahead of third?) and that's likely in part because of the armband.
Hear me out. You don't get stripped of the armband unless you fail to exhibit leadership. I don't plan on letting that happen. Now, granted, I took over when it was taken off Hawke. But at the same time, you can't have your captain sitting every game on the bench. I'll be 31 by the next World Cup, and more pertinently, Vivica will be like, 24, 25. She will have my place in two years. Will I still be the second-best leftback in the country by then? Maybe so. But I can't lose the armband, and I can't sit on the bench, and if Vivica's better, I can't start. Graceful exit, stage left. Statement about 'prolonging my club career' en route.
I should scrape to the century, thanks to how fucking interminable this qualifying process is being, and the Eagles' Cup on top of it. And, hell, I've worn the armband. And I'm doing these Annals. My legacy is secure. But who comes next? Strongbow will be gone by then, too; this is explicitly her last show. So Strauss giving it to Ro Thorn...
It's gonna be her, Yana or Kurtis. Yana's bright, but... erratic. If I give her the Annals, well, let's just say it's what the neutrals should want. Kurtis is level-headed, but brusque, to a fault. Thorn's got the right mix of shouty and resolute. So I should probably work my way around to showing her these, convincing them to carry them on. Keep the traditions going, even though I'm not quite sure why they started, myself. Can I call it a tradition if I started it on a whim, and nobody knows it's happening?
Thing is, Solitaire-the-wizard's started calling me 'Annalist'. What's the deal with that?
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Postby Nephara » Wed Jun 10, 2020 4:57 am

OOC: The stupid captcha, despite about four hundred successful attempts, is refusing to let me post my RP in full, and took like three edits to even get the full body onto the one post. Ironically, this is forcing me to spam. I would be only too happy if this were bolted onto last post, but it does not appear that I can do this myself!

NEPHARAN NATIONAL TEAM SELECTION - FORTNIGHT 10
Goalkeepers:
1 - Hesterine Mercator (Eastweald, COS), 12 - Acatha Feldman (AFC Corvistone), 20 - Fasolt Senninger (Creed United)
Defenders: 2 - Rovena Stride (AFC Treason), 3 - Marcin Close (Brinemouth, c), 5 - Roxelana Thorn (Revolutionaries, EUR), 6 - Ilyana Brosch (Brinemouth), 18 - Valeri Longship (Crisisbless), 19 - Vivica Muscadin (Sabrefell Moths), 22 - Gabriel Lockheed (AFC Treason)
Midfielders: 4 - Tawny Shone (Sabrefell Moths), 7 - Marica Kuepper (Jungle Strike, VIL), 8 - Malachi Chalk (Falourr, EUR), 11 - Rowena Strongbow (Directus, EUR), 13 - Monako Saroszi (Ulsa, EUR), 15 - Mercurio Kastriot (Crisisbless), 16 - Morena Deventer (Brinemouth), 21 - Chimera Moxham (Crawford City FC, COS)
Forwards: 9 - Kurtis Bastable (Ulsa, EUR), 10 - Aristide Metzger (AFC Treason), 14 - Arista Tzorvas (CA Paulinthal, PAS), 17 - Voska Avetisyan (Cornellians, SCT), 23 - Konrad Lovelace (Revolutionaries, EUR)

SCHEDULE
Welzat 0 - 3 Nephara
[Bye]
Nephara 2 - 0 Great Lausitz @ Godswatch (Crisisbless)
Huayramarca 2 - 2 Nephara
Nephara 4 - 1 Sarzonia @ Farham Arena (Sabrefell)
Competitive Solitaire 0 - 7 Nephara
Nephara 4
- 0 South Charlia @ Eagle's Club (Brinemouth)
Darmen 1 - 3 Nephara
Nephara 5
- 0 Aimena @ Ludd's Hammer (Stahlburg)
Jeruselem 1 - 3 Nephara
Nephara 4
- 1 Delaclava @ The Gauntlet (Treason)
Acronius 2 - 6 Nephara
Nephara 5
- 0 Simpralia @ The Iron Hill (Vermillion)
Nephara 5 - 0 Welzat @ Ebony Lane (Cranequin)
[Bye]
Great Lausitz 0 - 3 Nephara
Nephara 1
- 0 Huayramarca @ Phoenix Rise (Corvistone)
Sarzonia 1 - 0 Nephara
Nephara 5 - 1 Competitive Solitaire @ Ludd's Hammer (Stahlburg)
South Charlia vs. Nephara
Nephara vs. Darmen @ Farham Arena (Sabrefell)
Aimena vs. Nephara
Nephara vs. Jeruselem @ Eagle's Club (Brinemouth)
Delaclava vs. Nephara
Nephara vs. Acronius @ Godswatch (Crisisbless)
Simpralia vs. Nephara
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Postby HUElavia » Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:35 am

HUElavia Shuts Out Monglechabagd in Commanding Victory!


Monglechabagd 0-3 HUElavia
(Acosta 18', Leblanc 50', Moutinho 77' (P))


HUElavia came into Matchday 19 looking to pick themselves up after their 2-2 draw with Kandorith in Takoroyama on the previous matchday. Los Amarillos still held on to 2nd Place by a mere 1 Point over Xanneria, and needed some breathing room with the Xannerians having a "Bye Week." Thus, here came the perfect opportunity: visiting Monglechabagd, a team that was facing elimination with a defeat and due to civil unrest in the country, meaning the match was played behind closed doors. HUElavia was playing with their away uniform, with Vallares in goal.

The match kicked off, and HUElavia began to play like they always do: Commanding possession of the ball and attacking with precision and flair. HUElavia sent attacks from crosses and passes left and right, which had REDACTED scrambling for the ball looking to make saves, or the defense trying to deflect the balls. These attacks would lead to the opening goal on the 18th minute, as a corner taken by Conti had gone into the box and was hit by the head of Acosta, who headed it down and into the goal out of REDACTED's reach, making it 0-1. Acosta celebrated with the team and bench, where their cheers were the only ones heard in the stadium. HUElavia kept attacking shortly thereafter, only to narrowly miss shots or hit the crossbars and posts. Monglechabagd would try some attacks, but the defense would snuff out these chances with ease. The first half ended 0-1, with Los Amarillos satisfied with the result up to now.

The second half kicked off, and HUElavia picked up where they left off. More attacks were done, giving Monglechabagd a run for their money in their defense and goalkeeping. In the 50th minute, a foul by REDACTED on Villca gave way for a free-kick in scoring distance. Leblanc decided to take the kick, and curved it over the wall and into the goal with ease, then running and celebrating with the team and bench as Los Amarillos took a 0-2 lead and were feeling more at ease with the match. Regardless, HUElavia kept attacking left and right, giving no chance for Monglechabagd to attack. In the 77th minute, a foul by REDACTED in the box gave into a Penalty Kick, which Moutinho stepped up and took the shot with ease, going into the goal to make it 0-3, Moutinho doing a "Gun Shooting" power stance as he celebrated with the team and bench for the commanding lead. Not much would happen afterwards, as Los Amarillos stepped off the gas and once 3 minutes of additional time passed, the referee ended the match at 0-3.

With the victory, HUElavia stays in 2nd Place with 40 Points (13-1-4), while closing in on Equestria, who has 44 points (13-5-0) after their 3-3 draw with Kandorith. Not to mention, HUElavia's victory has eliminated 5 teams from the Qualifiers: Ancherion, Nooooooooooooooo, Blouman Empire, Monglechabagd, and Jamestownnnn. These five teams join the already two eliminated teams, Lo Santano and South Concepthuania. For the next match, HUElavia hosts already eliminated Lo Santano, with the B-Team playing once again, and Ricardo will start in goal, as well as wear the Captain's Armband. The team will wear the Home Alternative Uniform and will play at the new Estadio de Plata in Pamallu, which will be sold-out as the stadium will be Baptized by the National Team's visit. The team and fans feel confident that Los Amarillos can get another victory before their big match against Xanneria.

FORCA HUELAVIA! VAMOS HUELAVIA! GO HUELAVIA!
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Postby Brenecia » Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:38 am

Thanks to the captcha, this is the first ever RP I'm actually writing on-site, seven and a half years in. Landmark... ?

It didn't work, but, you know. We try.

Crystalline Caverns 1 - 4 Brenecia
(4-4-2) 20 - Wright; 18 - Lonergan, 22 - Leadbetter, 6 - Mathers, 19 - Prentice; 7 - Cheney, 4 - Townsend, 8 - Matheson (13 - Ridenton 55'), 16 - Fletcher; 17 - Lindauer, 10 - Ciogach (9 - Bremner 81')
Goals: Lindauer 30', Ciogach 44', Cheney 51', Leadbetter 86'

Brenecia 1 - 0 Emastalia
(4-4-2) 20 - Wright; 18 - Lonergan, 5 - Horgan, 6 - Mathers, 19 - Prentice (3 - Watermark 70'); 7 - Cheney (15 - Speaker 84'), 4 - Townsend, 14 - Caitiff, 16 - Fletcher; 9 - Bremner, 17 - Lindauer (10 - Ciogach 62')
Goal: Caitiff 23'

THE ROZELLE OBSERVER
Bardsley adamant that crackdown on dissidents is 'not a return to the old days'
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Prime Minister Catherine Bardsley has been forced to strenuously deny that a new crackdown on extremist political dissent represents in any way the same approach as her predecessor, Clarisse Ward.

Earlier today, Bardsley eschewed the use of a spokesman to talk directly to the press on the subject of the police inquest. She spoke at length to distance herself from Ward's infamous 'lists', which were simply lists of undesirables to the state handed out to the police, and to what she insisted was a "balanced approach designed to find genuine terrorists and would-be assassins."

"One week ago, a crucial political meeting for securing Brenecia's economic future was jeopardised by a single armed extremist, to say nothing of the damage to stability in the Terranea region," she said, carefully avoiding directly referencing Nephara or its Margravine, Althea Carrick, who survived a recent assassination attempt. "There is a genuine danger here, unlike the way that my predecessor chased at shadows and had them vanished into the night."

Nevertheless, there is significant unease about the oversight passing back to the Directorate of Federal Intelligence, which was implicated in many crimes against Brenecian citizens during the Ward government. While the Directorate has been purged of many influential figures in those crimes, many even within Bardsley's League for Democratic Reform party are wary that this does not become a slippery-slope scenario.

An anonymous LDR source stated that "while all of us are behind Bardsley 100%, we campaigned on the promise of, well, democratic reform. The optics on this are, if I can say this... well, they're shit, quite frankly, really shit."

Perhaps unsurprisingly, Leader of the Opposition Clovette Packard has declined to condemn what the government is euphemistically terming an 'initiative'. Approached for comment, a spokesperson said only that Packard "hoped that the government would use its power impartially and let the letter of the law apply equally to all political sympathies."

While no arrests have been officially linked to the program, there have been six arrests of suspected political extremists over the past two days. All six are believed to be affiliated with far-right organisations or causes.
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Postby Blouman Empire » Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:40 am

THE EMPIRE TIMES



Grona Prepares For A Royal Match



Excitement has been buzzing in Grona in the lead up to the upcoming match of the Blouman Empire facing Kandorith in the upcoming World Cup Qualifiers game but the excitement is more than just for hosting round 19 as the Empire is now eliminated. The excitement is around because in attendance at tomorrow’s game will be Empress Masumi of the Kandorith Empire hosted by Emperor Henry IV, Prince of Truingren in the Imperial Box at Cork Park Stadium.

The Emperor is not known for his love of football and has rarely attended games though palace insiders report he will watch the major finals like the rest of the country. Empress Masumi, however, is well known to be an avid supporter and has already attended a number of the qualifers when Kandorith has hosted games. This will be the first time the Empress has attended a game outside of the country and one of the few times the Empress has left Kandorith as she leads the way in opening up the traditional isolationist country. Joining the two Heads of State will be the Emperor’s wife Empress Chelsea, their second eldest daughter and Royal Patron of the Promdranian Football Association for Women Princess Alice. Lord Marshal of the Imperial Diplomats King Conrad III, King of North Braxon and Football Federation of Blouman General Secretary Hamish Alpin.

The larger event will occur in the evening with Empress Masumi being invited to a state banquet at Upspring Palace in the Grand Ballroom. An approximate 200 people have been invited, including those attending the match, the heads of the member football associations of the FFB and the players and officials from both teams. Empress Chelsea has overseen the preparations for the banquet even deciding on the flower arrangement and in deep discussion with the Master of Wines and Spirits on the selection of wines. While the full menu has yet to be released in accordance with tradition it is understood it will be four courses consisting of roasted venison from the Emperors estate at White Hills, local trout and season vegetables. In what is sure to be a pleasant evening the visit is more than just two sovereigns enjoying a game of football and dinner with government officials looking to open talks to improve economic and diplomatic ties between the two Empires.
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Postby Brenecia » Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:43 am

OOC: Again, apologies for the double-post. Whether pasted from Evernote or typed in the forum, Chrome or Firefox, posted in one or added in dribs and drabs, NSS Captcha Is Not Letting Me Do Long Posts Anymore.

BRENECIAN NATIONAL TEAM SELECTION - FORTNIGHT 10
Goalkeepers:
1 - Cass Farrell (Northern Union), 12 - Opal Cairncross (Marketville, EUR), 20 - Scathach Wright (Raynor City United, VAL)
Defenders: 2 - Caithe Shepherd (Northern Stallions), 3 - Deimne Watermark (Northern Stallions), 5 - Garrett Horgan (Northern Union), 6 - Keane Mathers (Northern Stallions), 18 - Sorcha Lonergan (Northern Union), 19 - Morwen Prentice (Farrenton Athletic, EUR), 22 - Finn Leadbetter (Holdenberg, EUR)
Midfielders: 4 - Finn Townsend (North Hall), 8 - Elysse Matheson (Hornchurch, EUR), 13 - Isla Ridenton (Jaglan Royals, SRS), 14 - Esther Caitiff (Southern Star), 21 - Riona Parker (Galatica, PAS), 23 - Ronan Fallon (Newrook City, NPH)
Forwards: 7 - Lauren Cheney (Spartangrad, EUR), 9 - Niall Bremner (Unioneers, EUR), 10 - Kara Ciogach (Lajuno, EUR), 11 - Tricia Pace (Northern Union), 15 - Nuada Speaker (North Hall), 16 - Ceridwen Fletcher (Holdenberg, EUR), 17 - Creidne Lindauer (Cazadores Cathair, AUD)

SCHEDULE
Brenecia 2 - 3 Poafmersia
Shokpos 1 - 2 Brenecia
Brenecia 5
- 2 Andromeda Island Group
Revatnagar 2 - 3 Brenecia
Brenecia 3
- 1 Crystalline Caverns
Emastalia 0 - 3 Brenecia
[Bye]
Brenecia 6 - 4 IA Quebec
Qvardax 3 - 6 Brenecia
Brenecia 5
- 3 Damukuni
Recuecn 0 - 2 Brenecia
Brenecia 2
- 1 Grearish Union
Filindostan 0 - 2 Brenecia
Poafmersia 1 - 3 Brenecia
Brenecia 1 - 1 Shokpos
Andromeda Island Group 2 - 3 Brenecia
Brenecia 7
- 0 Revatnagar
Crystalline Caverns 1 - 4 Brenecia
Brenecia 1
- 0 Emastalia
[Bye]
IA Quebec vs. Brenecia
Brenecia vs. Qvardax
Damukuni vs. Brenecia
Brenecia vs. Recuecn
Grearish Union vs. Brenecia
Brenecia vs. Filindostan
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Postby Audioslavia » Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:43 am

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Hello Susan.

I hope this email finds you well, and apologies for the delay. I had my own investigations to attend to.

I inferred from the evidence you’d attached to your emails that you were wondering if I’d been involved in the speakeasy racket on Kjeligsted all those years ago. I am sorry to disappoint you, but it had nothing to do with me. I did, however, recognise one the names that you gave for this ‘Yusuf Knight’. He, like me, resides in Calorborne.

A number of years ago I owned a bar in this country. To give you the short vesion, Yusuf was responsible for breaking and entering into the bar one night and making efforts to rig a competition that I had set up. He eventually profited a lot from the competition, and while I did well out of hosting it, and suffered no real losses, I have my reasons for telling you about him.

Upon a chance meeting recently, I gave this ‘Yusuf’ the opportunity to level the score with me. I asked for his name. I found, after I arrived home and looked up the numberplate of his car, that he had given me a false name. I take offence at this. To lie to the authorities is one thing, but to lie to a fellow brother of the guild of criminals? Inexcusable.

Nevertheless, he and I had a pleasant and very educational evening together, wherein he showed me his plans for a new heist, his first since his ‘retirement’ a century ago (although, as I’m sure you’ll understand, it’s only a few years for us. Calorbornish time runs at a much slower pace than your own). Attached in this email are the plans as I remember them. They should not change too much between now and the day he executes them, which I understand will be within a few months, your time.

I ask that you do not inform the authorities. I believe you may have a contact or two of yours who can give our friend a scare as he attempts to execute the job. And what a job this is. It’s beautiful. Too beautiful even for him.

Yours,

Emanuel Portico


Susan blinked. Apologies for the delay? I sent the email twenty-five minutes ago.



Binary Bulls Break Away


Any historian researching World Cup 85, presumably to figure out if anything at all was special about Audioslavia’s tame Cup of Harmony Second-round exit to Eastfield Lodge, might start to wonder why the scores are listed in binary code. 1-0, 0-0, 0-0, 1-0, 0-1 and etcetera. The cause, of course, is Patterick’s still-controversial 5-5-0 system that, while unbelievably boring, has started to pay dividends for the national team.

Against featherweight newcomers Muradil, the manager at least fielded a striker, albeit not in position, as Gabriel Zozaia started on the right wing ahead of the injured Rickson Marañón, with Marwyn Asterisk, David Logan and Jay Van Beuren also starting.

Unlike the previous two games with Turori and Astograth, the Bulls had more of the possession and managed to get that crucial first-half goal that meant they could loosen up a little in the second half. The goal itself was a beaut, volleyed fiercely in off the bar from close range by midfielder Moses Moxey, one of the few consistent performers in this Audioslavia team.

The Bulls go into a short break now but will be watching keenly come Tuesday evening as both Sajnur and New Lusitania look to keep the pace in tricky ties, the latter entertaining a TJUN-ia team that have shown occasional flashes of promise, while Sajnur will be hoping to take something from their home tie against a Turori side that have been almost faultless since the start of the campaign.

It’s likely that Astograth will appear as the most likely challenger to Audioslavia’s second spot, hosting struggling Porticalia. A win would move the olives to within two points of the Bulls, with both sides having to face Sajnur in the near future. Come the end of that run of two matches, we’ll know whether the Bulls will be able to trot over the line or whether they’ll be fighting it out for that final qualification spot until the very last moment.
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Postby TJUN-ia » Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:28 am

By Peter Davis

During BoF 71, TJUN-ia's debut campaign in sport, we made it to the knockouts by only winning a single game. The 4 draws we accumulated was enough to get us through, so the art of the draw is familiar to many in TJUN-ia. Well if there was any game where a point might be seen as "unfavourable", it would be this game at Natanians and Nosts. The nation expected fire and fury after "The Szensky Cock-up" in MD6, but N&N were the hosts and they had an outside chance to qualify for this World Cup.

The first half showed us why N&N were a difficult team to tame. They play slightly defensively and, when possible, push the offence back hard. It was that tactic that made MD6 a cock-up and it was also that tactic that allowed N&N to score first. From out of nowhere Gheorghe Caius Fostar shot to Lucas Lucius Vit, who supplied the assist to Ion Cáius Ademélsson - who shot it past Gylfisson in the 37th minute. The defence actually held well until that goal, but they managed to keep up the pressure to enter half time only 1-0 down.

Seems rallied his men for the 2nd half and Peliniho rewarded him with the equaliser in the 56th minute. The rest of the game was back and forth affair as the ball kept bouncing across the pitch. But the 2 GKs (João Foster and Gylfisson) held on to make this game a draw.

1 loss, 2 wins then 3 draws. That's how the 2nd half has faired for the Jags far. The next game will be the final one in Szensky, hosting Villablanca. With TJUN-ia the lowest side who can still qualify for the WC (as if), a win is a must for Beregozera's farewell. GO JAGS!


SCHEDULE (Updates on stadiums will occur as soon as we get them)
MD1: @Audioslavia (22) - Arena Kirola, Cathair L 1-2 (T-9th)
MD2: vs Euran Oceania Territories (84) - National Stadium, TJUN-ia City D 2-2 (T-9th)
MD3: @Porticalia (330) L 0-1 (T-10th)
MD4: vs Sajnur (57) - Tiankong Stadium, Tiankong L 2-3 (12th)
MD5: @Jeckland (UR) - Jecken Stadium, Rack City W 2-0 (10th)
MD6: vs Natanians and Nosts (131) - Beregozera Stadium, Szensky L 0-4 (11th)
MD7: @Villablanca (235) W 6-1 (9th)
MD8: BYE (10th)
MD9: vs New Lusitania and the Algarves (42) - Beregozera Stadium, Szensky D 4-4 (10th)
MD10: @Necosia (341) D 4-4 (9th)
MD11: vs Turori (12) - National Stadium, TJUN-ia City L 1-5 (10th)
MD12: @Astograth (303) - Castle Hill, Gesterlake D 0-0 (10th)
MD13: vs Muradil (212) - National Stadium, TJUN-ia City D 2-2 (10th/2W-5D-5L/-4GD/11pts)
-----------------------Off Day---------------------------
MD14: vs Audioslavia (22) - National Stadium, TJUN-ia City L 0-1 (11th)
MD15: @Euran Oceania Territories (84) - Flynn Arena, Fligsive W 4-1 (10th)
MD16: vs Porticalia (330) - Tiankong Stadium, Tiankong W 5-2 (8th)
MD17: @Sajnur (57) - Niurka Stadium, Ciarkhan D 1-1 (8th)
MD18: vs Jeckland (UR) - Tiankong Stadium, Tiankong D 3-3 (8th)
MD19: @Natanians and Nosts (131) - Stadion Nacional (?) D 1-1 (8th)
MD20: vs Villablanca (235) - Beregozera Stadium, Szensky
MD21: BYE
MD22: @New Lusitania and the Algarves (42) - Estádio da Anta do Dragão, Porto
MD23: vs Necosia (341) - National Stadium, TJUN-ia City
MD24: @Turori (12)
MD25: vs Astograth (303) - National Stadium, TJUN-ia City
MD26: @Muradil (212)
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1st: ECC4/5, NSSCRA13, RLWC22, IBS20, EBT3, EIHT2, ET20V
2nd: NSCF24/26, ARWC4, WC:TOTS, IBC34, IBS17, RUWC33/35, ECC6, EKT, WCoH52 T20WC18
3rd: ARWC3, IBC32/41, ECC3/7, ARWC6, ET20IV, ECT, RUWC37, WCoH56
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T1: #07 Michael Stefan (S13 T1 Champ)/#64 Alfonso Mercado/#03 Maddison Riley-Jones (S10 T2 Champ)
T2: #96 Alice Jepkosgei/#70 Gongming Gao [NCR]/#79 Axel Chase

WGPO: #11 Lane Carter/ #9 Batu Tüvshinbayar (WGP2 S5 Champion)
NSTT: 4 S-Titles (3 RU)/2 D-Titles (6 RU)

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TJUN (Ta-Jun) - An organ of the UN that focuses on "international role-play" (i.e. USA = Fang the Sniper) (U2)
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Chapter 4e: Heart attack for Adnan as defence explodes

Postby PotatoFarmers » Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:31 am

The Grearish Union 4
Kline 24', 78'
McAuley 72', 90'

Poafmersia 5
Alexri Timson 12', 47'
Hansel Tang 36'
Makana Tuft 45', 63'

Starting 11: Sandi Jaliaha; Danzik Hoboson (c), Konile Trasa, Alex Hoboson; Dargis Walshor, Daas Taisg, Donk Mason, Jessie Mchargarita; Hansel Tang, Makana Tuft, Alexri Timson
Substitutes: Whitney Rios (Mchargarita 63'), Qetisan Monson (A. Hoboson 70')

For a moment, Adnan thought that they had nailed it as they romped to an early 5-1 lead by the 63rd minute. Having seen the team improve, he started removing some of the starters, first being Jessie Mchargarita, and then Alex Hoboson. Then trouble begun. Goal after goal, The Grearish Union started scoring one after another. The defence literally imploded on the spot, and the players were being overrun really hard.
For Shakira Handris, who was watching from the sidelines alongside Bytia Hisel, it was horrifying to see such a situation happening again. It was so familiar, the situation of getting a big win up then suddenly imploding. They looked at the managers' box, and could see Adnan shaking his fist and shouting around while Katiri was burying his head in his hands. Defence has always been an overlooked part of Poafmersian football, with the players more willing to press forward then retreat. Even as the team slowly adapted to Adnan's strategy of swarming opponents and passing the ball around real quick to get goals, the team still makes low level mistakes like this. Shakira knows that the domestic league needs to up their defence game, yet don't see how the defence could be upped if they don't purchase good defenders from foreign leagues.
After the game, Adnan decided to distract himself by looking at results from other places. Vilita became the first team to qualify for the World Cup after the co-hosts, following a 7-2 trashing of Qasden. Here in Group 15, the gap to 2nd place remains at 10 points as teams ahead, with the exception of Filindostan who had a bye, all grabbed wins. For Adnan, this was the last straw. Beat Filindostan next matchday, and there would be hope if the team can maximise the points from the remaining matches. Otherwise, it would be the end of the road for Poafmersia, and Adnan would not be as pleased as he should be.


Starting 11 against Filindostan - Sandi Jaliaha; Alex Pickford, Pasits Rikachz, Danzik Hoboson (c), Denise Pickford; Daas Taisg, Goon Figsh, Gisiik Moonar; Joel Haodao, Shakira Handris, Pete Carisa
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Postby Sharktail » Wed Jun 10, 2020 7:08 am

Group 5 Matchday 19

sharktail-3
Fikri (m '15)
Azaim (m '26)
Sulimani (m '64)

Line up
Ahmad
Harold
Azmi
Hidawi (sub m '67)
Ashaari
Azaim (sub m'61)
Fikri
Badhri
Nik akif
Gaby
Sulimani

Sub
Salaman (m '67)
Afif (m '61)



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Wilfried Baume (m '12)
Alexandre (m '55)
Christian O'Brien (m '78)


Hello guys.I Nazri,dont worry,it not a live show.I just recording a video to apologise beacuse i cannot live with you all today.So i record a video for you all.In this video i will share a bit about last night match beetween Sharktail and Valladeras.In the match beetween this two team in Kota Lama National Arena,Valladeras firstly strike with a goal from Baume 12 minute after match start.However,their lead not last long after Fikri tied the game back in minute 15.In 26 minute,Sharktail turn to lead the game with a goal from Azaim.Match for the first half ended.Sharktail lead the game 2-1.

Second half of the match start.Valladeras give more pressure to Sharktail side.They keep attacking Sharktail goal.Their tactic worked after Alexandra shot failed to be punch away by Ahmad make the game tied back.Sulimani give joy to Sharktail side scoring the third goal for Sharktail.When the match seem to be slow,Sharktail also playing more defence,mistake from Salaman failed to cleared the ball give a chance for O'brien tied the game.The match ended with both team draw 3-3.

So,that all the report of the match.Overall they playing graet.In the first leg we win 1-0,and now we draw 3-3.Against the team ranked higher than us,it a good sign to show how good our team is.

Once again,i am really sorry i cannot live with you all today.I have something more important to do today,more important than live.(Smile).I will tell you next time we live.Ok thank you guys bye.



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Postby Cassadaigua » Wed Jun 10, 2020 7:24 am

I hate technology,
by Chelsea Dufresne, Concord Heights Times

Have you ever gone to a website that you have been frequenting for almost twelve years, which had a very large and passionate community that you enjoyed interacting with? I have had that growing up a college student before I took on my job here at the Concord Heights times. That does not mean that I stopped visiting the websites that I enjoyed. I may have gone away from them for a little while, but there are some that you always find your way back too.

Well, I was on this one website that often get can be targeted by stupid adbots. We have all seen them, annoying but easy to ignore. Most people in this community were able to ignore them, and with the forum having a strong, and partly Bull-ish moderation team, those adbots were quickly eliminated more often then not. The lives of the common user on the site were never bothered, at all. Of course, now the “geniuses” of the site have decided to institute annoying captchas on the website, which are greatly annoying members of the community. People in which we highly respect are being impacted, and even I have seen these aggravating things pop up out of nowhere. So, what have the administrators done here? Taken a problem that didn’t really bother anyone and to fix that, implemented a “solution” that impacts and annoys many more people.

Will this be discontinued? I’m not optimistic. It is really a shame that people will take something that isn’t broken, and fix it with something that breaks the spirits of its userbase a lot more.

What is not a shame is the Fillies 6-1 win over Grod Island in World Cup Qualifying, which I have covered in detail elsewhere. Next up is a tilt against Sargossa, who probably are not going to qualify, but still have somewhat of a chance. They are a formidable foe and a good test for us in the midst of games against easier opponents.

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Postby Cheergirls » Wed Jun 10, 2020 7:41 am

Meghan Banks was frustrated over the loss to Tequilo. It was 1-0 loss against a team that is close to them in the standings, but probably in reality a lot better then them. That didn’t stop Meghan and the rest of the team from thinking that they had a shot in the match. Going into it, they had a little better record, and the team was not intimidated at all by them, especially after beating them on the road. She knew Tequilo would be better and more prepared for the game, but she felt her team was better as well.

Eleven minutes into the game, Tutayan scored for the away side on a play that Katie Golden and the many players on the team felt was offsides.
Banks screamed at the linesman after for allowing the goal to stand, showing something that we had never seen before. Meghan was not really sure if the play was offsides or not, but she was backing up her teammates who felt that it was. That was a responsibility that came with the armband that she was wearing, and she wanted to fire up her players after the early goal against. This was unusual for Banks, as we had never seen her argue with any official in a manner other then extending ones arms with a quick “come on, ref!” Perhaps then, the linesman was a little surprised to see this teenager showing this level of passion, and Meghan was allowed to plead her case before manager Sarah Drennan took over the case. After the game, it was shown to Meghan that while the play was close, Tutayan was indeed, onside. Meghan didn’t waver from her opinion, telling the reporter, “That I will do what it takes to fire up my team”. The team was better after the goal. Not wonderful, because Tequilo did crack down on defense very well after the goal was scored. Any chances that Cheergirls would get would not be classified as a great opportunity due to good positioning by the opponent.

The team has a couple games coming up now where they will be hoping for a better result, and it seems good that they may be able to get it. As the team went back to their homes, Banks realized that no one really talked about cocoa-bo today, but her day as a witness was coming up very soon and she was a little nervous about it.
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Postby Alasdair I Frosticus » Wed Jun 10, 2020 8:54 am

Independent Cocoa-bo Commission
Transcript of Next Session


Sir Barsanuphius
Good Morning. Welcome to the next sitting of the Independent Cocoa-bo Commission. You join us here today in the Hazel City High School gym, where we're delighted to be able to welcome our next witness, Cheergirls captain Meghan Banks. Miss Banks, it's a pleasure to meet you again.

Meghan Banks
<shuffles in her seat nervously>
Umm, hello Sir Barsanuphius. Thank you for the chat after the game the other day. I really appreciated you taking the time to talk to me.

Sir Barsanuphius
Not at all, Miss Banks; but we're not here to talk about football today, are we? Or cheerleading for that matter...

Meghan Banks
No, sir; we...

Senator Copronymuso
I'm sorry, I don't quite understand... what's 'cheerleading'?

Sir Barsanuphius
Ah; a popular Ordinary Reality sport. Perhaps if we take a moment to show you...

<short video plays of the Hazel City Cheerleaders cheering>

Senator Copronymuso
How colourful these quaint mundy customs are! Was that you in the video, Miss Banks?

Meghan Banks
Yes, ma'am.

Senator Copronymuso
And so polite! And tell me Miss Banks, do you like puppies?

Meghan Banks
I try to do my best to care for all baby animals, ma'am. Though I'm not sure what this....

Senator Copronymuso
What a charming young woman! Do please carry on, Sir Barsanuphius.

Sir Barsanuphius
I'm sorry about that, Miss Banks; the senator is rather fond of puppies, you see...

Meghan Banks
That's OK, Sir Barsanuphius.

Sir Barsanuphius
Anyway.... back to Cocoa-bo. I believe your squad has some experience of this substance this World Cup? Perhaps you could briefly outline the events as you remember them?

Meghan Banks
<puts serious look on her face>
It's like this, Sir Barsanuphius. After our first four games, we were 0-1-3, and had just lost 5-1 to Mattijana. I mean, we just not playing well, and this made the whole team feel down in the dumps. But then Tara Milford's mom suggested we all drink Cocoa-bo milkshakes before the next match. I didn't think too much of it at the time. I mean, I knew about your crusade, of course, but back then I thought you were probably just some silly man in a suit of armour, and maybe a bit dangerous too - I mean, no offence, Sir Barsanuphius.

Sir Barsanuphius
None taken, Miss Banks; do please go on.

Meghan Banks
Except that you treated me with respect when I said I wasn't sure about you, and I respected that in turn. And the thing is, Mrs Milford gave us Cocoa-bo milkshakes over the next four games.

Mr Minett
And what impact did that have?

Meghan Banks
Well, that's where things get really crazy. We won every game where Tara's mom was giving us the Cocoa-bo milkshakes. Four in a row! And that's when I thought that something really weird was going on. So I said to Mrs Milford

<puts on sternest most serious face possible for a teenage cheerleader>

“We are going to prove that we do not need those! They might be delicious but Sir Barsanuphius the Bold might have a point. I do not want our campaign to have an asterisk beside it if it ever comes out that this is a performance enhancing drug. I want to go to a nation that I think we can beat anyway. We can defeat them! And I want the win to be because of what we were able to do, not because of what we might have had to boost our performance!”

Mr Minett
And how did Mrs Milford react?

Meghan Banks
Errr.... well... she said some really nasty things about Sir Barsanuphius; I mean, I....

Sir Barsanuphius
Please don't be embarrassed, Miss Banks.

Meghan Banks
Well, she called you a 'backwards psychotic imbecile from The Holy Empire who thinks we live in a medieval time'.

Senator Copronymuso
Ha!

Meghan Banks
And then called us crazy, and called Cocoa-bo 'an innocent substance that is absolutely delicious'. And it is delicious. I mean, I really like Cocoa-bo, but the thing is.... she gave the milkshakes to the volleyball team instead, and Hazel City High's volleyball team isn't very good, but they still won their next game after drinking the milkshakes. And Tara's mom has been a bit weird ever since. I mean, she says it's just an innocent chocolate drink, but she kept trying to get us to drink it all the same before our games. But I said no, and Daniella said no, Tara said no; and then the rest of the girls said no. So no more Cocoa-bo for us.

Mr Minett
And what was your record like after you stopped taking these so-called 'milkshakes'?

Meghan Banks
Not great, Mr Minett. We didn't win any of our next three, and things have been a bit mixed since then. But that's not important. It's like what Sir Barsanphius said to me after our visit to the Holy Empire: 'Lead by example; if you believe in yourself, your team will believe in you too' and 'Be true to your values; don't try to be something - or someone - that you're not'. If we're going to win we're going to win fairly; and if we're going to lose, we'll lose fairly too.

Sir Barsanuphius
But would you say that Cocoa-bo had an important impact on your performance?

Meghan Banks
I don't know, Sir Barsanphius. I'm just a cheerleader - I'm not a scientist or anything. I mean, I haven't done any tests or anything. All I know is that when Tara's mom was giving us the milkshakes, we could beat anyone, and when we weren't drinking the milkshakes, well... we didn't do so well, did we?

Senator Copronymuso
But how can you drink milkshakes while you're doing all of that jumping and flipping about?

Meghan Banks
We don't drink Cocoa-bo, or anything else, while cheering, ma'am.

Senator Copronymuso
And do you believe that this hyper-sexualised objectifying display you call 'cheerleading' is effective in attracting a mate? How many children have you produced as a direct result of this primitive mating ritual?

Meghan Banks
I'm sorry, ma'am?

Sir Barsanuphius
Don't mind the senator, Miss Banks; she's perhaps a little confused. Too many anthropology videos, I think. I just want to thank you for taking the time to talk to us, and bad luck over that Tequilo result.

Meghan Banks
No, thank you Sir Barsanuphius. I hope I was able to help.

Sir Barsanuphius
You most certainly were.
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Postby Hampton Island » Wed Jun 10, 2020 9:08 am

(Following the Banija Match)

Clyde Benner: We almost had them.

Roger Grant: Yes, I thought we did pretty good. That is a pretty good team from Banija and I enjoyed how much the fans were into it.

Edwin Conney: I have never played in front of that kind of home support, even when I was younger and playing. Can we really be generating more interest in the game?

Clyde Benner: I was joking about coming out of retirement before, but now I might have to start exploring that possibility a little more seriously.

Hank Andrews: You know how they have youth tournaments? I wonder if there would ever be a senior tournament? Fifty and up. Why not?

Clyde Benner: I wonder what seniors think about us from other countries.

Edwin Conney: They probably think we are nuts. I would do a senior tournament for sure. Would the fans really buy into it?

Roger Grant: Doubt it but it was nice to see them so excited for us.

Hannah Sanders: Alright guys, well done, you played hard, that’s all I can ask. Hapilopper blew two points in Bunkaiia, so there is good news.

Edwin Conney: Good news, but remember, no group table watching. We don’t want the added pressure.

Clyde Benner: You keep saying that, Edwin, but it is getting harder to keep not looking at the group title. We’re still in second place. Win in Hapilopper next, then our chances are so much better.

Hannah Sanders: Winning in Hapilopper is not going to be easy, but like Edwin says, please just approach it as any other game. They have more pressure on themselves to win then we do. We are the underdog that no one expects to be in this position.

Edwin Conney: That is exactly what it needs to be, coach. We got to this point for a reason, no wavering from that.

Hannah Sanders: All of the interactions with the fans in Marquette were great, and it really pissed off my boss, you know the guys who wants us to lose so that he can fire me for his own selfish reasons. He hated that we moved that to Marquette.

Clyde Benner: I enjoyed it there more. Maybe do these functions in other cities on the Island, too. We have fans all over the country.

Roger Grant: Yes I really think that is a good idea. We can have live practices in front of those fans too.

Hannah Sanders: We don’t want to institute too much travel before home games, but they are short flights too. Thankfully it is not a large country.

Hank Andrews: I would like to meet more fans across the Island. Screw Stafford City. We will do our obligatory games there, but then practice elsewhere.

Clyde Benner: We can have functions in Stafford City, elsewhere. It’s only the asshole that runs the team and wants us to lose, not the fans of Stafford City.

Hank Andrews: That is true, I phrased that badly.

Hannah Sanders: I am going to look into arranging some of those things. Now, it’s on to Hapilopper.

Edwin Conney: Let’s get on with it!
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Postby South Covello » Wed Jun 10, 2020 9:16 am

Independent Cocoa-bo Commission
Transcript of Next Session


Sir Barsanuphius: Good morning. Welcome to the next sitting of the Cocoa-bo Commission, from Riverview Courthouse Deposition Room 3 in Riverview, South Covello. As you know by now, the goal is to investigate the claims that Cocoa-bo is an addictive, and, under certain circumstances, performance enhancing substance that should be banned from the World Cup. Joining me on the commission as always are Mr. Chad Minett of Jeckland and also Imperial Senator Irene Copronymuso. Also present are the witness, Paul Nicholas, of South Covello, and his attorney, Bob Borders, also of South Covello. Without further adieu, let’s begin.

Mr. Minett: We’ll start with an easy question. Please state your name and occupation for the record.

Mr. Nicholas: My name is Paul Joseph Nicholas, and I am President and Founder of the Death to Cocoabos Society.

Mr. Minett: Mr. Nicholas, did you write a Letter to the Editor of the Covello Morning Post several years ago in your capacity as President and Founder of this organization?

Paul Nicholas: I most certainly did.

Mr. Minett: And can you describe the contents of this letter?

Senator Copronymuso: Better yet, do you have a copy of it on hand? Can you read the letter verbatim into the record?

Mr. Borders produces such a copy, having prepared for this question, and hands it to Mr. Nicholas

Mr. Nicholas: Reading verbatim from newspaper “It’s time to talk about the greatest menace to society the world has ever seen. No, I’m not talking about Sebastian Trudeua -

Mr. Minett: Who is this Sebastian Trudeua?

Mr. Nicholas: I’m sorry, I must have misspelled Sebastian Trudeau’s name. He was running for the Consul of the Free Republics at the time.

Sir Barsanuphius: Anyway, please continue.

Mr. Nicholas: Still reading verbatim “No, I’m not talking about Sebastian Trudeua, I’m talking about cocoabo farts. You see, these seemingly harmless birds out of Turori, which for some inexplicable reason are our national bird, carry a powerful punch - their flatulence. Every time a cocoabo farts, it kills three million humans and two million kittens. And the average cocoabo farts two million times a day, and there are ten million of them in all, so in short they will kill the entire population of the Multiverse within months. They must be stopped by any means necessary! I suggest firebombing all Cocoabo Eateries, which are really run by cocoabo birds, and then killing all the cocoabo birds inside before they can fart anymore! Surrender cocoabos! Your bids terror will end now! Surrender!”

Senator Copronymuso: And did you face any punishment for this letter?

Mr. Nicholas: Yes, for exposing the truth about cocoabo birds and the cocoabo eateries, I was sentenced to three years in prison.

Senator Corpunymoso: What crime or crimes were you actually convicted of?

Mr. Nicholas: I was convicted of making terroristic threats.

Mr. Minett: And during this time, did you kill any cocoabos or firebomb any cocoabo eateries? While you were in prison, that is.

Mr. Nicholas: Obviously not, and it is my biggest regret that I let all those innocent people die at the hands - or butts, I guess - of flatulent birds.

Senator Copronymuso: But didn’t you say, and I quote, “They will kill the entire population of the Multiverse within months”?

Mr. Nicholas: See, now you’re getting it!

Senator Copronymuso: And is the entire Multiverse population dead?

Mr. Nicholas: Zee gods, I see what must have happened! It’s terrible, horrible, no good, terrible!

Senator Corpunymoso: What is it, Mr. Nicholas? What has happened?

Mr. Nicholas: Everyone is dead! The whole Multiverse is dead! Except maybe you folks from the Dreamed Realm, I hear you have some kind of anti murder farts magic there!

Mr. Minett: I’m clearly not dead, am I? I’m not from the Dreamed Realm.

Mr. Nicholas: Yes you are!

Mr. Minett: Excuse me?

Mr. Nicholas: You’re not the real Mr. Minett!

Mr. Minett: Again, excuse me? What are you talking about?

Mr. Nicholas: You’re a computer simulation! The Dreamed Realm can create simulcarums, right?

Senator Copronymuso: We’ll ask the questions, sir. But to be clear, for the record, who exactly created these so-called “simulcarums”? Are you accusing those of us from The Dreamed Realm of doing so?

Mr. Nicholas: No, of course not! It was clearly the cocoabos and Cocoabo Eatery Company Bosses, who by the way, are one and the same, who created this to cover for their sins!

Senator Copronymuso: Now that you’re out of prison, how do you plan on reacting to this so-called farting menace?

Mr. Nicholas confers with his attorney, Mr. Borders, for a moment.

Mr. Borders: If it pleases the Commission, may I ask a point of inquiry before my client responds?

Sir Barsanuphius: Certainly.

Mr. Borders: Am I correct in my understanding that, even though this hearing is taking place in South Covello, it is a foreign commission and not a South Covellan one?

Sir Barsanuphius: Yes, that would be correct - neither the South Covellan government nor any private South Covellan entity or individual has any role on this commission.

Mr. Borders: In that case, I would advise my client, and state on the record, that under the laws of South Covello, this is considered a foreign judicial or semi-judicial inquiry, and nothing my client says on the record here may be used against him in any South Covellan Court of law.

Mr. Nicholas: Could you please repeat the question, Senator, at which point I will answer?

Senator Copronymuso: Now that you’re out of prison, how do you plan on reacting to this so-called farting menace?

Mr. Nicholas: I plan on firebombing them all! Burning all the restaurants to the ground and killing all the cocoabo therein! Death to all Cocoabo Eateries and cocoabo birds! Your farts will trouble us no more!

Senator Copronymuso: I think we’re mostly done here, I just have one more question. What effects do cocoabo farts have on cute little puppies?

Mr. Nicholas: Everyone knows that! Or everyone with an ounce of brains and thinking anyway! Puppies are immune to cocoabo farts! Perhaps someday we can dissect cute little puppies, learn their secrets, and use it to protect all the humans and kittens who haven’t been murdered by the savage bird brand and turned into computer simulations yet!

Senator Copronymuso: You’ll dissect sweet, innocent, cute little puppies?

Mr. Nicholas: If that’s what it takes to stop the terror that farts in the night, yes!

Sir Barsanuphius: All right, I think this hearing is concluded. Thank you, everyone.
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Postby Timuria » Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:45 am

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Have the Red Wolves Really Improved? And Could They Do It?


by Ihsan Mehmedov

As the national team prepare for the final stretch, many will have wondered how a side who looked as if they'd be spiralling out of control in the early stages now looks as if it may be able to finish a strong third or, if results should swing their way, come out of this with an unlikely qualification (though our best guess is that this has a 1.2% chance of happening according to our own papers stats analyst.) Bekir Altingunes has been at pains to point out that he feels that the Red Wolves have improved through this qualification campaign, pointing to the stretch of five games that began the qualification campaign, regarded as the hardest part of the schedule and then looking at the return fixtures. It's crude, but who are we to deny the logic of a person who's been trusted to lead the national team? Well we're sports journalists and fans so of course we will compare those five matches and take a cold look at whether the Red Wolves have a real chance of qualifying or whether it's all just hot air.

Matchday 1/14: Xizaqiy
First Match: W 5-3 away from home
Second Match: W 6-1 at home
Verdict: Definite improvement over the two matches here, even if you account for home advantage a 3 goal swing in winning margin is no joke. The Red Wolves looked a little unstable and uneasy during their opening match, but they pulled it together and got an impressive goal tally, from an uneven performance across the side. On their return, playing at Demir-Is Stadium, they didn't look at all like the team from the opener, they ran away with the match and came out with a well earned three points.

Matchday 2/15: Cassadaigua
First Match: L 3-2 at home
Second Match: D 0-0 away from home
Verdict: Considering that the group leaders have been almost all conquering in this qualification campaign, their narrow win over the Red Wolves can be looked at as a sign that this side weren't doomed by this early spell and needed a bit of luck to go their way. Being one of two teams to take points off the top side though, that's a big step up from "need a little luck" and the performance from the defence was probably the best that they've put on during this campaign. Definite signs of improvement here both in terms of result and quality of play.

Matchday 3/16: Kelssek
First Match: L 2-1 away from home
Second Match: L 3-1 at home
Verdict: The Red Wolves were surely disappointed that they couldn't get the result they wanted in the first match on their trip to Kelssek, but they were devastated by the poor result on the return match. These two matches will likely be the difference maker come the final ranking and it's bitterly disappointing. There was no sign of improvement here, Kelssek simply had the Red Wolves' number on both occasions. A shame.

Matchday 4/17: Barunia
First Match: L 4-1 at home
Second Match: W 3-2 away from home
Verdict: The first match was dubbed a national shame in this paper and it stands as the Red Wolves heaviest and most demoralising defeat. Nothing they attempted worked and the animosity produced in the Barunian press in reaction to this paper only made people more angry after the first match. Fast forward to the second match and the Red Wolves got a sweet victory, exacting revenge and playing a much more complete match against Barunia, this wasn't just an improved performance it showed a great deal of toughness that many thought had been missing from the side.

Matchday 5/18: Audiaslania
First Match: W 3-2 away from home
Second Match: W 2-1 at home
Verdict: This one is a little tricky. While Audiaslania have turned up a couple of surprises in the qualification period, they are still a side that the Red Wolves should be beating and likely beating more comfortably than they have been. But there are no easy matches and these are the kind of teams who can always spring a surprise for an overconfident opponent, so we'll never knock points off the Red Wolves for winning, but a sign of improvement? Not so much.

Overall verdict: Have the Red Wovles improved? Absolutely they have, but not in an even way and not in a way that leads us to buy into some of the hype that there may be some kind of surprise to come in the qualifiers. However, we will say that Bekir Altingunes has improved the team's point haul by four in this stretch of matches, which was the difference between the Red Wolves and Kelssek at the halfway point. So he can take credit for being correct about the improvement in the side and for that improvement manifesting.

We can now turn to our next question: could the Red Wolves really do it? In order to assess this we'll look at the final stretch of matches for each of the top four teams (even though if we're being honest Cassadaigua have likely already qualified.) Each side's previous result against their upcoming opponent is in the brackets:
TimuriaKelssekSargossaCassadaigua
Olastor (W 3-1)Grod Island (W 6-1)Cassadaigua (L 6-2)Sargossa (W 6-2)
Patistan (W 5-3)Sargossa (D 1-1)Kelssek (D 1-1)Res Publica Nova Roma (W 7-1)
The Mann Clan (W 2-0)Res Publica Nova Roma (W 5-2)Barunia (W 6-2)Ziwana (W 4-3)
Grod Island (W 5-3)Ziwana (D 1-1)Audiaslania (W 1-0)Xuzaqiy (W 9-2)
Sargossa (D 1-1)Xuzaqiy (W 5-1)Timuria (D 1-1)Bye
Res Publica Nova Roma (W 7-3)Cassadaigua (L 3-0)Olastor (D 3-3)Kelssek (W 3-0)
Ziwana (W 4-2)ByePatistan (W 4-3)Barunia (L 2-1)


If the sides each got the same number of points that would see each side get the following amount: Cassadaigua: 15, Kelssek: 11, Timuria: 19, Sargossa: 12. The current gap between the Red Wolves and Kelssek sits at 9, this would leave the Red Wolves on point short and considering that Kelssek has a marginally softer final stretch than Timuria it is unlikely that they'd drop so many points again. That being said, the Red Wolves have improved perhaps that bodes well for their second match against Sargossa, the only one that they dropped points in during this stretch in the first half of qualifying. These numbers, assuming that each side does about as well during this stretch indicates that Cassadaigua have effectively qualified, their stunning record more than speaking for itself and that Sargossa sadly may well find themselves slightly too prone to error to keep up with the other three. Though Sargossa are a mere point behind the Red Wolves and a clean sweep would necessitate them beating Kelssek that would possibly put them just ahead of the current second placed side.

As for our beloved Red Wolves? The margins are narrow, winning every match may not be enough and they're relying on other teams doing them a favour. We've seen them get out of binds before, but this would be a hell of a comeback and a hell of a time to do it. We're rooting for your Bekir Altingunes. Like you say, you can only hold up your end of the bargain and we're all eager to see that you do. Regardless, I'm sure we'll all enjoy this final stretch of the qualifiers no matter what. We have seven fantastic matches against great opponents to watch.
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Postby Newmanistan » Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:48 am

THE ROCKET REPORT

THERE IS STILL A PULSE


by Brianne Henry,

A fact was brought to my attention today that could make our very slim chances at still qualifying for the World Cup be a little less monumental. The tiebreakers. The first tiebreaker, after the obvious points is not wins, but is Goal difference. And not head to head goal difference either, just straight up goal difference. This is pretty critical because what it means is that Newmanistan could end up with the tiebreaker on Qasden. I had admittedly fallen into a trap in thinking that Qasden would have the tiebreaker on us due to wins. But that is not listed in the bid anywhere, so it would not matter if our team with six draws, and Qasden with zero draws ended up tied on points. A tie between the nations is possible as the Rockets have actually closed to being just three points back of Qasden. Presently, Newmanistan has a goal differential of +7 while Qasden is at +4. There is that brutal game we have left on the schedule away at Vilita, which I just wish we didn’t have left to play. If that was not there, then with six games to go, then I am feeling much better about only being three points. But it looms there, ominously.

After defeating Oberour Ar Moro, the team is 8-6-3, and continues to be undefeated since firing Miguel Hernandez. They are 6-3-0 in the nine games after the firing, and 5-3-0 under the guidance of Michael Starre. We can give the team some credit then, for how they have performed since the move, and it makes the Newmanistan Soccer Association not look as bad for sacking Hernandez when many thought that they were being quite premature with the move. Once we get through Vilita, there’s another critical game on the schedule, at home, against Riena. The first time nation has had a brilliant first campaign, and are presently in third place in the group. However, they have played one more game then the Rockets at this point. That will be a must win for both teams, but especially important for Riena because they must make sure that they keep us behind them. Don’t forget that it was the road leg in Riena that was the final game of Hernandez’s before the got the boot. After that, then Newmanistan concludes the group stage against four teams that they played well against. We can be a little optimistic, I suppose, that there is a chance. Yes, I posted a Cup of Harmony preview last time, but that was just to get some people fired up a little bit. Judging by my mailbox after the game, I can see that plan worked.

Before Newmanistan takes on Vilita, they must deal with the Drunk People. They lost to this nation the last time out, and that was a needle that deflated the hopes of many Rockets fans of qualifying. Fortunately at the time, the name of the nation let the fans know what they could do to mellow out their frustration. This time, with the match being played in Dover City, there is an expectation of three points. A loss here would definitely seal our fate, and a draw would probably do the same. Somewhere along the line, Qasden has to lose again, and they probably need to lose twice.

Qasden’s remaining games are: home to Riena (this right here is the game we’re hoping Qasden drops, don’t worry right now that Riena is ahead of us, too, as they have one more game played then us and only are one point ahead of us). At Legalese (Perhaps some help here, but don’t count on it). Home to Saintland (If this were away, I’d be more optimistic). At Lake Esper (Unlikely). Home to North New South Wales (Unlikely). At Southern Esportivan Union (Very unlikely). Home to Omerica (Mayyyybe).

Is there two losses in that group? Not sure. Might be one, but Riena, we need you. Otherwise, we’re hoping for upsets until that Omerica match where perhaps that’s somewhere we could get help with. Bottom line is, Newmanistan is going to have to do something with Vilita. But for now, let’s just worry about the Drunks.
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Postby Sajnur » Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:59 am

Sajnur Match Summaries: MD 6-12

OOC: Yes, these are hella delayed. Actual RPs may or may not come.

Necosia 0-3 Sajnur

Sajnur

Goals
Ciuru: 17' (Jorse)
Parjazu: 45' (Jorse)
Viskorov: 58' (Jorse)

Lineup
GK: Iajevici
CB: Raglan
CB: Verjez
CB: Murje (c)
RM: Jorse [Inatje 63']
CM: Ocango
CM: Kerero
LM: Karaji
CF: Parjazu [Down 72']
CF: Ciuru [Stoianov 72']
ST: Viskorov


Sajnur 2-6 Turori

Sajnur

Goals
Siafik: 37'
Naulo: 74' (Siafik)

Lineup
GK: Laghiev
LB: Murje [Isarghie 37']
CB: Jana
CB: Vuierev
RB: Salloah [55']
CDM: Hajat [Ocango 61']
CM: Hasan
CM: Siafik (c)
RW: Tule [Parjazu 74']
ST: Naulo
LW: Nazar

Turori

Goals
Mungwaii: 9' (Umaka'a), 30' (Umaka'a), 55' (p)
Aikiki: 61' (Moafaila)
Toru'u: 67'
Giaoka: 85' (Aikiki)

Lineup
GK: An'maude
RB: Pumaziiri
CB: Mayelli
CB: Mpala'a
LB: Inuro'o
CDM: Toru'u [Aeroluzzi 80']
RM: Umaka'a (c) [Giaoka 67']
CM: Moafalia
LM: Akarenaa
ST: Mungwaii [Diijelhma 85']
ST: Aikiki


Astograth 0-0 Sajnur

Sajnur

Lineup
GK: Khadur
LB: Murje
CB: Jana
CB: Vuierev (c)
RB: Raglan [Isarghie 60']
CDM: Hajat
CM: Hasan
CM: Kerero [Tule 60']
CAM: Levici
ST: Naulo [Parjazu 67']
ST: Maktar


Astograth

Lineup
GK: Anzizar
RB: Lizarza
CB: Leskerre
CB: Doyenard
LB: Remondegi
CDM: Gurina [Urkizo 76']
CDM: Lekea (c)
RM: Malkorra
LM: Beldesagar
CAM: Duarte [Sorrosua HT]
ST: Urdanibia [Laurnagaray 67']


Sajnur 3-1 Muradil

Sajnur

Goals
Maktar: 33' (Isarghie), 71' (Ciuru)
Jorse: 40' (Isarghie)

Lineup
GK: Kirai
CB: Inatje
CB: Jana
CB: Murje (c)
RM: Jorse [Munjari 71']
CM: Ocango
CM: Kerero [Hasan 64']
LM: Isarghie
CF: Parjazu [Pavlov 71']
CF: Ciuru
ST: Maktar


Audioslavia 1-0 Sajnur

Sajnur

Lineup
GK: Khadur
LB: Murje
CB: Jana
CB: Vuierev (c)
RB: Salloah [Jorse 57']
CDM: Hasan [Maktar 70']
CM: Siafik
CM: Levici
RW: Down [Tule 70']
ST: Naulo
LW: Nazar

Audioslavia

Goals
Skidoomacher: 87'

Lineup
GK: Zanardi
RWB: Castaldo
CB: Rastelli
CB: Lomax [Skidoomacher 75']
CB: Ceron
LWB: Puskas [Osorio 63']
CDM: Cacho
CM: Moxey
CM: Deschapelles
CF: Maranon
CF: Knudsen


Sajnur 1-1 Euran Oceania Territories

Sajnur

Goals
Siafik: 71' (Salloah)

Lineup
GK: Khadur
LB: Murje
CB: Jana
CB: Vuierev
RB: Salloah [Jorse 57']
CDM: Ocango
CM: Siafik (c)
CM: Hasan
RW: Tule
ST: Naulo
LW: Ciuru

Euran Oceania Territories

Goals
Le Tonnelier: 30' (Conway)

Lineup
GK: Ross
CB: Gerduns
CB: Strong
CB: Potts
RM: Conway
CM: Richards
CM: Chadwick
LM: Fuller
CF: Ramsey
CF: Le Tonnelier (c)
ST: Duffy


Porticalia 2-5 Sajnur

Sajnur

Goals
Ciuru: 5' (Siafik), 27' (Jorse), 80' (Parjazu)
Maktar: 45' (Jorse)
Jorse: 67' (Siafik)

Lineup
GK: Iajevici
CB: Raglan
CB: Verjez
CB: Murje
RM: Jorse (Inatje 67')
CM: Ocango
CM: Siafik (c)
LM: Isarghie (Kirai 80')
CF: Parjazu
CF: Ciuru
ST: Maktar

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Postby 95X » Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:42 am

The Final Games of Katelynn State's Tenure

MD 8: 95X 2, Baggieland 2 (95X: Hardin :16, Moody :40; Baggieland: Robson :64, Moore :88)
MD 9: 95X 0, Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom 0
MD 10: 95X 0, Osarius 0

There's not much to be said for draws, much less scoreless draws. Both sides took the single point and moved forward. The largest blown chance came in the first draw in the away match with Baggieland. With Alix Ajax still out and a status update due after the match, State started the same lineup as with Cosumar. The game represented Antara Northtown's first playing time in a 95X National Team uniform, as she went in during the second half. Things looked great in the first half but sputtered in the second, and the opponents secured a draw.

Then came a real blow: Ajax wasn't healthy enough to return to the lineup due to something previously undetected. That meant the lineup meant to be temporary was here to stay for now. State at the time felt the extra card dealt to her hand needed a temporary as well as permanent solution, and directed her staff to really pour over the details of the backup midfielders.

After the two scoreless draws, State saw enough. She thoroughly read the available reports and used her limited time to view some file video. There were two obvious options: start a talented and calm yet very young player who had a lucky game earlier in the qualifiers, or a talented and flashy young player with a unique moveset.

She calls Ashli Blaine and Becky Catron into her office to share something important.

"Tomorrow before the match against Starblaydia," she tells the two, "I will announce a major lineup change. This is a decision I'm not making lightly and I want to tell both of you ahead of time you are both excellent players that will continue to be an important part of the team, yet I will be naming someone else."

"Yes, ma'am," both players said of the decision, and knew to keep this information to themselves.

The next day, the team was called together early and assembled.

"Alix Ajax will be unable to continue the qualifying season with us," State addressed the team. "Therefore, I am making a change in the starting lineup. This is a tough decision, but our new starter is—"

State said the first name. Everyone in the room cheered, except one.

MD 11: 95X 1, Starblaydia 0 (95X: Notgnirrah :61)

We know how the game ended nearly concluded the meaningful portion of the 95X World Cup Qualifying Campaign, but the game itself was noteworthy before it started. The starting lineups were announced individually for both teams by the high-toned-yet-pleasing-voiced woman public address announcer, first for Starblaydia then for 95X. Careful observers noticed she seemed to skip the 95X center midfielder. It was only stated publicly that a change would be made and announced at gametime.

"And making her first starting appearance at center midfield, number eleven—"

The crowd roared in anticipation, drowning out the rest of the introduction, and ten thousand sounded like several times the amount. Some may say it was a bit much over a twenty-year-old with limited international playing time experience, but she was rumored the best 95X player since the last that wore the number.

The game didn't disappoint, even though Sarah Foureleven didn't make the score sheet. She knew she didn't need to.
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Postby Hapilopper » Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:53 am

Somewhere in Bunkaiia
World Cup 85 Qualifying Match 18: Hapilopper v. Bunkaiia
After so many weeks, it seemed like Nathan Ellis was ready to return to the Hapilopper National Football Team, and he did exactly that in Bunkaiia, taking his starting spot back as a defensive player. For half the qualifying campaign, that position had been filled expertly by Clive Blackburn, a mainstay of the HNFT since day one, but someone who never really had much of a shot at starting. He did remarkably well with the spot, and it seemed like the rest of the team had grown around him.

But everyone knew that when Nate Ellis was ready to come back, that spot was going to belong to him, regardless of how good Clive had done. So there had been some hard feelings amongst Hapiloppians when Nate came back. He had pulled cheap shot after cheap shot on players early in the campaign, and there was still some anger among fans for the shot he pulled on Clarissa Alanis Star in the first Valentine Z match.

It might have also seemed like some of the players weren’t into Nate coming back, either. The HNFT looked almost unmotivated going into the Bunkaiia match. Some of the players wondered if Nate would be back to his old tricks, and wondered if he had chosen a player from the Bunkaiian team to take out. Consequently, many players were actually dreading the match, not looking forward to it the way a top-class international football power should have been.

And this was about the worst time for the Haps to be off their game. One of their toughest opponents for the second and final transfer spot in Group 6, Hampton Island, was going up against Banija, far and away the top force in the group. With the Golden Bears of Hampton Island probably going to get taken down by the Banijans, the time was right for the Haps to pounce. But they weren’t even thinking about pouncing. They were thinking about getting stymied by this mentally unstable cheap shot artist who probably was thinking more about who he could injure rather than how he could contribute to a winning team.

But in truth, Nate had a lot on his mind, and chief among them was worry that he would let the team down, or worry that he was going to let his anger get the best of him. For weeks, Nate had spoken to his psychiatrist, Dr. Belmore, about how he could control his anger in the heat of battle, something he had always had an issue with, and for weeks, Nate agonized over his first match back. Would he do something that would jeopardize his standing or the team’s standing?

And in the match, it seemed like Nate was quite cautious in the match. Perhaps a little too cautious. There were no cheap shots in the match, and Nate didn’t get a yellow card. But it seemed like he could have done more. He could have involved himself in the fight for the ball a little more. At least he could have cleared the ball a bit more. But he didn’t, and his teammates were displeased with him out there.

Many of them privately blamed Nate for the team’s frustrating 1-1 draw to the Bunkaiians, and the next day, when the team started getting ready for their next match, against Hampton Island (OOC: I think), those private concerns became public.

A number of players approached Nate and asked him to put in a little more effort or voluntarily bench himself. Certainly those comments had to hurt Nate, but the team wanted to get back to where they were before Nate returned.

“Look, Ellis, we need some effort,” said Ernie Stevenson. “You just weren’t performing.”

“Well, what do you want me to do? Take someone out?” Nate asked.

“No cheap shots, but if you can’t perform, if you don’t feel you can perform at the level you were out before, just bench yourself,” Ernie responded.

And sure enough, after consulting with head coach Buddy Martinez and Dr. Belmore, Nate announced to the rest of the team that he was voluntarily stepping out from his starter’s position, and Clive Blackburn would start instead.

This was something the Haps needed. The next match, in Capital Stadium, against the Golden Bears of Hampton Island (OOC: I think), was going to be a high-stakes match if there ever was one. The Haps couldn’t afford to tie against the old farts from Hampton Island. They needed to go out there, kick their asses, and run roughshod in Hapilopper City.

And with so much at stake, the Haps needed all the fire they could get. They needed all 11 starters to go out there and play at their absolute best. Otherwise, they were probably going to stay in Cup of Harmony Hell, which, to many of the players, was starting to feel like a fate worse than death.
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Postby Port Ember » Wed Jun 10, 2020 12:46 pm

Blood, Sweat & Glory - Part 12

Matchday 19: Port Ember vs Petroslovania - Lilly Black Memorial Stadium - Port Ember Megalopolis; Lilly Black Borough

As the players were preparing within their locker rooms deep within the bowls of their new home stadium, it was hard not to be carried away by the gripping atmosphere which have engulfed the stadium. Its was roughly ten minutes to five PM, and the area surrounding the stadium has been under total traffic gridlock since around 10am this morning. Folk have shortened distance to the stadium to ensure that they get parking which is closer than atleast 15 kilometer from the stadium proper. Once there, they would quickly allow their vehicle's speakers to blare out their favorite tunes, this would normally be a jolly Port Ember Folk Rock tune. Next followed a mobile fire stand, fires grilling meat and ice cold beers moving from ice boxes to thirsty throats. The jollyfications continued non stop throughout the day, even despite the fact that the normal tropical rainstorm battered the area late afternoon. Luckily, due to the intense tropical heat, the sopping wet spectators did not stay sopping for long. Once the stadium was filled to the absolute brim, the mood, cheering and overall passion emerging from the crowd seeped deep into the pits, motivating the nervous players within.

Once the players of both the Port Emberian and Petroslovanian teams have appeared in front of the 110 000 cheering fans, the normal playing (and singing along offcourse) of national anthems, a massive display of wall fire and an even larger fireworks display, followed up with a exciting show from the newly formed cheer squad and mascot (a green Komodo Dragon offcourse). The match could finally begin.

The Petroslovania squad kicked off and started playing excellent defensive passing football, managing tonoutclass our own squad as they failed to obtain possession, whilst managing to keep the opponents from launching any threatening or meaningful offense. This frustrated both the Port Emberian squad and fans, which led to a lapse of concentration, allowing a penalty kick to be slotted home in minute 36 after Alex Kuhn received a yellow card for a overtly physical tackle within the box.

The second half saw a slightly more invigorated Port Emberian squad, launching a barrage of early attacks. Unfortunately, the passion and pace were a bit too much, leading to a whopping total of 7 on point shots at target deemed illegal due to offside calls. The pressure and frustration set in as the match wore on. In minute 80, star striker Danny Nicovic managed to save the squad from an embarrassing defeat by tribbing his way home, securing a safe yet frustrating draw against a squad who was predicted to be destroyed by the home team.

Back in the locker room, the young lads felt a string of emotions. Mostly, they felt devastated. After the murder of their former Captain and friend Ray Reddington by yet another teammate and friend, Frazer Murray, the sudden resigning and disappearance of their previous Coach Stuart Baxter, who have been the father figure of these majority group of orphans, and the subsequent dealth penalty of Murray, they have managed to stay focused and united under the iron reign of former special forces operator 'Major' Kent Block. They have managed to turn their poor form and poor fate around with a magnificent seven game winning streak, and this helped keep the dangerous and painfull emotions at bay. Now however, with this draw against an opponent who should have been demolished, allowed those emotions to knock on the metaphorical gates. As the door opened to the team room, in stepped the 'Major', and they all braced themselves for a verbal barrage of deserving angry insults. The Major was not known to be a man taking defeat easily, and this was his first game where it was not a win since he took charge of the squad. Instead they were met with a completely different behavior than expected. The Major spoke in his normal blunt husky tone, "Lads, I'm obviously not happy with the result. Those pesky foreigners are not even half the team - or the men - you lads are. They were supposed to be going home a broken shadow of what they were before. But is okay lads, you cant win em all. Dont beat yerselves up about it. We will work harder and have our revenge next time. Go and rest lads. You deserved it."


Excerpts from the Media:

Player Scores

(GK)(#1) Peter Smith: 6/10
(CB)(#2) Josh Richards: 6/10
(CB)(#3) Jason Lee: 6/10
(LB)(#4)Alex Kuhn: 5/10
(RB)(#5)Russel Pierce: 6/10
(AM)(#10): William Carvello]: 7/10
[b](DM)(#6): Steven Packard
: 7/10
(LM)(#8): Jason Chamberlain: 7/10
(RM)(#11): Eric Tosaír of the Tribe of Waterford: 8/10
(CF)(#7) Leon Moult: 8/10
(CF)(#9)Danny Nicovic: 6/10
Substitutes:
(CF)(#22)Steven Packard: 6/10

Goals for The Match:
Port Ember: Danny Nicovic
Petroslovania: ???

Player of the Match:
Port Ember: Danny Nicovic
Petroslovania: ???

Post Match Quote from Port Ember Coach
"You win some, you lose some, you draw some. We will be back with a vengeance though, be certain of that." - 'Major' Kent Block - Port Ember Head Coach & Manager

Headlines from Major Publishing Houses:

First Draw of Coach Block's Career - Port Ember Times

Dragons falls short of eight straight wins with unspectacular draw - Port Ember Broadcasting Corporation

Port Ember National Football Team Remains In Qualification Contention as Ko-oren also draws in Match Day 19 - Daily Sun News Network

Starting Line Up for Matchday 20: Atheist Democratic Freehold vs Port Ember
(GK)(#1) Peter Smith
(CB)(#2) Josh Richards
(CB)(#3) Jason Lee
(LB)(#4)Alex Kuhn
(RB)(#5)Russel Pierce
(AM)(#10): William Carvello]
[b](DM)(#6): Steven Packard

(LM)(#8): Jason Chamberlain
(RM)(#11): Eric Tosaír of the Tribe of Waterford
(CF)(#7) Leon Moult
(CF)(#9)Danny Nicovic
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Banija » Wed Jun 10, 2020 1:03 pm

Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV
Part V
Part VI
Part VII
Part VIII
Part IX

Also see the Siovanija & Teusland parts, which follow Part VII, Part VIII, and Part IX respectively
S&T Part I
S&T Part II
S&T Part III


Part X

The Time Leap. To set the scene properly, we have taken a 17 month time leap following Part IX and S&T Part III. In that time, the Banijan nuclear program has been built out, as cooperation between Siovanijan & Teuslander authorities, and Banijan authorities, has really ramped up.

Kabaka - King
Luguba - Queen Consort
Sarauniya - Queen Mother
Isebantu - Crown Prince
Omugabe/Omugaba - Prince/Princess
Omulangira/Kyabazinga - Duke/Duchess
Kagere/Kiweewa - Lord/Lady
Katikkiro - Prime Minister
Waziri - Foreign Minister
Kiongozi- Leader of the Opposition
Lukiiko- Parliament
Mkiiko- Member of the Lukiiko(Banijan equivalent of the term MP)
Mukegara- Small minority tribe of 50,000 in Northeastern Banija. They are very isolated, and are not Mormon. They get their own Mkiiko.
CRU- Collective Resistance Union(left-wing/social democratic, out of power for the first time after 11 consecutive years in office)
FJP- Free Justice Party(center-left, the former junior coalition partners)
PPM- People's Protection Movement(center-right, lead coalition government, just ascended into power for the first time in 15 years)
CPL- Christian Patriots League(religious right, new junior coalition partners)


Setting is nuclear facility in far northeastern Hangaza


Kobe Azizi thought of all the progress that had been made on the nuclear program over the course of the past nearly year and a half. He had settled in nicely at Katikkiro- after a chaotic first month, where once he swept into power he immediately nearly set a foreign policy crisis with Banija's nuclear program, he had been able to quiet things somewhat on the international front. There was still considerable opposition to the move- Timuria and the Busoga Islands were still resolutely opposed. The Government had put in a legitimate effort, but what could be done. There was still opposition from Canterlot, as well.

That was to be expected. He decided that the matter could be handled more deftly. Public updates on the program were rare- having it, front and center, as part of the agenda would not be good for the Government, or for the country. He had spent more time focusing on the domestic agenda in public, while in private, they were heavily pursuing the program. Regular flights for high-ranking members of the program, like Air Marshal Camara, or the Minister of Defense, or Banija's nuclear scientists, to Chernovets had become commonplace, and with S&T assistance, Banija's program was more than off the ground.

That was why Kobe Azizi was visiting today, along with some high level aides on the National Security Council, and the Minister of Defense. They had wanted to see for themselves. They would be able to report directly back to the cabinet. Azizi would probably be expected to give the Kabaka a personal tour of the facility in a number of days. He had been very secretive about this trip- joining the nuclear club was something that had to be managed right. Once those in the nuclear club accepted you, they'd get over themselves and be able to deal with the issue.

But now, as Azizi walked into the facility, he received a salute from Air Marshal Camara. Kobe Azizi saluted him back, and Camara started to give him a tour. "Well, Mr. Azizi, this inititative has proven fruitful. First, let's look at these centrifuges." And then, one of the scientists walked up, introduced herself to Kobe Azizi, and started to explain the centrifuges. They had the Fessler-type centrifuges, a design from Siovanija & Teusland. She talked about how they would be able to seperate the correct isotopes, to enrich uranium to weapon-grade level. It had taken attempts, but the Banijans were finally able to reach 'breakout' stage probably 10 or so months before this moment.

That, of course, was the hardest part. But still- you had to figure out how to build the damn things into weapons. To keep the program on the down-low, for now, they weren't going to test. It was a risky decision for the new nuclear nation to make, considering they'd never made these weapons before. How would one know if they'd work? But the Kabaka felt that the time wasn't right, and his argument won the day in the cabinet. Azizi remembered the Kabaka's words perfectly. "A nuclear test would create yet another foreign policy crisis- and this time, the reaction would be harsh. Be sure we have the design correct, and build the weapons, but this time of peace is not the right time to aggravate our neighbors. And I imagine that if we had an actual nuclear test, even some of the other big kids in this region, like the Eternal Empire, would have some words to say."

And so, they weren't going to test the weapons. Air Marshal Camara made sure that the design was on point- exactly according to specifications. Kobe Azizi was taken to one of the lower levels of the facility, well underground by now. After he greeted an Air Force General, he was given a tour of the actual weapons. There weren't many here- Banija did not want to waste use up all their uranium too soon. The Katikkiro counted 9 nuclear weapons in here. All the same ICBM type missiles. It was quite a sight to see, to see them stored. The scientists explained how the weapons weren't active.

They had worked closely on establishing a special command & control system for the nuclear weapons. They could only be unlocked via a remote key, unlocked by the fingerprints of three, and all three persons- the Katikkiro, the Kabaka, and the Minister of Defense. If any one of them did not give permission, then the weapons could not be unlocked. Furthermore, it would take a pair of soldiers on site to actually be able to launch any of the weapons. They would only be fired from Banija, as well, assuring that they would be used for defensive purposes only.

Azizi took it all in. It meant he had a busy week ahead of him. He'd need to give a tour of this place to the Kabaka and the Isebantu. And, of course, they'd be calling Borograd to give an update there. And even though very few people knew, he had now seen them with his own eyes- Banija was now nuclear.
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Kabaka = King
Lubuga = Queen Consort
Isebantu = Crown Prince
Waziri = Foreign Minister
Katikkiro = Prime Minister
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Ex-Nation

Postby Ethane » Wed Jun 10, 2020 1:12 pm

Sunset Part 3

His parents were already going to be mad at him because he didn’t return home. This wasn’t the first time he had not returned home, but they liked to maintain strict discipline in the house. He’d surely be grounded for at least the next couple of nights, possibly even longer than a week. The punishment could be far more intolerable too, depending on the mood his father was in. He was a bit temperamental, and Malcolm didn’t always get on well with him. When they went to a sporting event together, even though Malcolm was doing it for a project rather that for the entertainment value of football, he got on fine with his dad. But he knew that his dad saw him as weak, not masculine enough, not into sports enough. His father wanted him to go into something he considered ‘manly’, such as becoming an engineer, a doctor, or a builder. And he expected high performance. But that is everything except what Malcolm wanted to do. He loved art, writing, performance. Basically, he enjoyed everything his father saw as unmanly. So his father had a disdain for almost everything he did.

Picking up his stuff, he was preparing to return home quickly before he had to go to school. He would have a tight turnaround, but he could do it, provided he avoided his dad who would want to ‘have words’. But he found it hard to keep his eyes off the football game and the guys playing it. It seemed like a well-contested match, with a balanced offence and defence on both teams – they’d been playing for a while in the same location now over a few years, so they probably knew how to balance the teams well. But there was this one guy, slightly taller than the rest of them, who just seemed to have something special to him that the others didn’t. He was workmanlike for sure – his short black hair most likely the remnants of a recent buzz cut – but he sure knew how to play football. Creative and with an aerial presence, he was almost a gift in his defensive role. He was smart, diligent, brave, and despite playing as a defender, was able to move forward and attack too – he took some of the best shots from his team. It was magic, the way he smoothly weaved his way through the other players, or recovered possession, especially considering they were playing on the beach. And he was new. Of all the guys he had seen at the beach playing football, he hadn’t observed this guy before. Maybe Malcolm just hadn’t been attentive enough – no, it couldn’t have been that. He knew he had a good eye for people, and despite being socially introverted, was able to remember faces and people well, especially ones that stand out to him. Surely he would have noticed this kid before.

Malcolm quickly pulled out his notepad. He had no idea who this guy was, but he sure wanted to find out. And he wanted to make sure he got on a local team, though surely he was already in the right group for that. Maybe he just wanted to give him encouragement, not that he needed it clearly. He took a few quick notes. He wanted to write so much more, but knowing that being late for school would get him into even more trouble was enough to motivate him to keep it short and sweet. So he quickly slotted his notepad back in his satchel which contained his artwork and books, and ran back to his bike, racing home.
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Postby Flavovespia » Wed Jun 10, 2020 1:16 pm

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Away from home: The times a home team didn’t wear their home kit at home



This article looks at one of the more unusual occurrences in Flavovespian football, a time where the home team doesn’t in fact wear their home kit at home. For this article, the rules for a match to be eligible are:

1) A top flight league game. Cup games can have this occur more often because of unfortunate draws, and the top flight limit is to avoid an excessively long article. The United & Eastern Alliance isn’t included here, as this was seen much more often than in the GWNFA Super League.

2) The kit must have clearly deviated from the registered home kit. For now, this article won’t consider “alternative” home kits that are in the same colour as the usual home kit, or simply switching out the home shorts and/or socks. The kit has to be a clear deviation from the expected home kit.
3) Times where a team wore their opponent’s kit don’t count in this list. That’s for a future article.

So without further ado, here are 5 examples of this occurring. These examples are all from the classic era, and detail the circumstances behind them:

Narrock Wood United vs Carston Green – 24BU
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This example was just an unfortunate oversight on the part of the two sides. This was an early season match up, the first encounter between the two sides. Carston Green were still wearing the green shirt, white shorts and green socks they had worn since the GWNFA Super League formed. However Narrock Wood United had switched from red and black stripes to a red shirt, white shorts and red socks. This posed a significant problem for protanopia colour blind sufferers, including Kian West, a defender for Narrock Wood United. The surprise solution by the hosts was to change completely into their white away shirts with red shorts and socks, even though in previous seasons a contrast in shorts and socks colours was sufficient. This was the first time in the top flight such an issue occurred and was recorded. Future precedent would be to make sure in matches where teams wore red vs green, there was differences in shorts and socks.

Galling Rangers vs Narrock Wood United – 18BU
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This one also features Narrock Wood United, although the blame in the eyes of most is with them and their kit supplier. For whatever reason, Narrock Wood United chose to complement their red home kit, with a navy blue away kit. This was despite knowing they’d likely need a change kit when facing Galling Rangers, who wore navy blue with red. Galling Rangers decided to end the dispute by voluntarily deciding to wear their white away kit with the home navy shorts. It was one of the kit clashes that really should have been foreseen, and certainly Narrock Wood United drew the ire of the GWNFA Super League and Galling Rangers.

Langmere Green Rovers vs Stanmorn FC – 12BU
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This one had nothing to do with a kit clash, but the weather. An incredibly foggy day saw concerns that the match couldn’t go ahead, but eventually the referee was happy to start it. Unfortunately for Langmere Green Rovers, who had returned to wearing grey at home, their kit visibility was very poor in the conditions. They therefore switched out of their home kit at the last minute, delaying the start of the game as the players rushed back into the tunnel to change into their mint green away kit. Of course Stanmorn still remained in that infamous home kit.

Sporting Towerhaite vs Kings Lunsel FC – 9BU
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This incident is one of the more bizarre one as the entire drama came from off the field. A kit supplier switch saw Sporting Towerhaite expecting a new kit for 9BU. However a row over the ecru shade (the unique colour of Sporting Towerhaite) on the kit resulted in a redesign. Well, it was supposed to, but a dispute between the supplier and Sporting Towerhaite meant that on the week before the start of the season, the kit supplier nullified the contract. Sporting Towerhaite had to rush to get a new kit supplier and kits, which they did within a week. However this wasn’t quick enough though for the start of the season, that problem not helped by being unable to settle an agreement with their old kit supplier to use their 10BU kit, at least temporarily. They ended up borrowing the kit from lower league side Brimton FC, based in Towerhaite for their season opener against Kings Lunsel (who had dumped their hated kit from last year for a somewhat more normal design). Thus for the start of 9BU, Sporting Towehaite played in a green shirt with red stripe, white shorts and green socks, with the logo of Brimton taped over. Certainly an odd sight, and the chants of “Are you Brimton in disguise?” from the away end as the hosts lost were hardly amusing for the directors.

Galling Rangers vs St Astons City – 3BU
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Quite a sad and farcical example here. Galling Rangers had barely survived in the GWNFA Super League, and in what would be its last season before ending and the reformation of the league system, they were the stragglers of the league. Rumours of financial issues had also began to start, and this incident didn’t help. Whilst the exact details are still unclear, a dispute over payments to club staff, resulted in all the kit from the stadium “disappearing” on the morning of the game. Galling Rangers were forced at short notice to find any kit they could, and this yellow kit was acquired. It was from an amateur side a staff member played for, so the story goes. Annoyingly for the visitors, they’d already travelled with their white away kit, expecting a kit clash. They did get the last laugh, winning comfortably, Galling Rangers not playing at all like their nearby neighbours who are associated with yellow.
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Postby Vilitia » Wed Jun 10, 2020 1:25 pm

-duplicate
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