A Simple Resolution Against Animal Cruelty
Moral Decency * Mild * Proposed by Rex the Very Good Boy
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The Member Nations of the World Assembly:
Recognizing that woof woof woof, "Who's a good boy?!"
Angered that grrrrrrrr, grrrrrrrrrrrrr, bark bark!
Hoping that whine whine bark, pant pant pant pant pant...
Defining an "animal" for the purposes of this resolution to be any non-sapient life that has the ability to experience pain;
Noting that reasonable pest control measures will never violate the provisions of this law if there are no less-painful, equally-effective pest control measures available;
Except as limited by previously-enacted active World Assembly laws, it is resolved:* ~ * - * - * ~ *
In all World Assembly nations it is unlawful to inflict pain on any animal in a manner that is cruel, malicious, or shows callous indifference to suffering.
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