General DD Gnomeslapper wrote:Terttia wrote:“We are offended that we are labeled as ‘Dishonorable’ for failing to render military aid to other member nations. If those member nations are in a war, it is their problem to deal with, not ours. As such, we are against this proposal.”
Is that it, maggot? You're just going to pout in the corner? You think your frown is going to stop a Barbarignome from bludgeoning you with his adorable pointy hat? Barbarignome doesn't care about your tiny tears, maggot!
“Ambassador, or ‘general’ in your military, we have stated how we feel about your proposal. Anyways, we are offered many protections by this Assembly.”
General DD Gnomeslapper wrote:Sometimes we don't go looking for Barbarignome trouble but Barbarignome trouble comes to us. Maybe it'll come to you. And when it does, I could say "Well, I guess that's their problem to deal with." But, because I am so damn honorable and handsome, I'll probably say, "I'll rescue you, maggot, you and all the other maggots out there. None of you sorry cowardly maggots should go it alone!"
“In Terttia, every capable citizen is given a firearm, so we aren’t afraid. Anyways, our chancellor has the discretion to authorize the creation of a defense force, within the limits of the Parliament.”
General DD Gnomeslapper wrote:When you're ready to suggest something to make your whiny pacifist lobby happy I'll be all ears. Until then, drop and give me 20!
“We are giving you advice, and your ‘commands’ don’t apply to us ambassador.”