by Ultimate Destructive Fighting Nation » Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:35 pm
by Nouveau Quebecois » Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:36 pm
by Ultimate Destructive Fighting Nation » Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:42 pm
by Tinhampton » Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:44 pm
Rodez wrote:Easy there, Martin Luther
by Ultimate Destructive Fighting Nation » Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:46 pm
by Ultimate Destructive Fighting Nation » Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:49 pm
Tinhampton wrote:Lydia Anderson (former Tinhamptonian Mayor, current WA delegation member, and permanent Roman Catholic) rolls her eyes and boils herself another cup of coffee at... "wait, it's only quarter to eleven in the evening, isn't it?" She fully anticipates the release of the Antichrist Pope 2 book, or whatever it's called, in order that she may actually scoff at the arguments made within it.
Alexander Smith, Tinhamptonian Delegate-Ambassador to the World Assembly, has also requested a copy of Bible 2.0 and would like to find out its contents (and the structural differences between it and "Bible 1.0").Rodez wrote:Easy there, Martin Luther
"How do you know you're not dealing with the multiversal equivalent of Ellen G. White or your local fundamental Baptist down the road, sir?" - The Man on the Tinhampton Omnibus
by Kechuajog » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:00 pm
Ultimate Destructive Fighting Nation wrote:SILENCE ! It must be filed away in the “Unnoticeable Files”. Henceforth, who serves the Popo serves Satan !
by Tinhampton » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:04 pm
Ultimate Destructive Fighting Nation wrote:Tinhampton wrote:Lydia Anderson (former Tinhamptonian Mayor, current WA delegation member, and permanent Roman Catholic) rolls her eyes and boils herself another cup of coffee at... "wait, it's only quarter to eleven in the evening, isn't it?" She fully anticipates the release of the Antichrist Pope 2 book, or whatever it's called, in order that she may actually scoff at the arguments made within it.
Alexander Smith, Tinhamptonian Delegate-Ambassador to the World Assembly, has also requested a copy of Bible 2.0 and would like to find out its contents (and the structural differences between it and "Bible 1.0").
"How do you know you're not dealing with the multiversal equivalent of Ellen G. White or your local fundamental Baptist down the road, sir?" - The Man on the Tinhampton Omnibus
SILENCE ! It must be filed away in the “Unnoticeable Files”. Henceforth, who serves the Popo serves Satan !
by Voxija » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:05 pm
by Ultimate Destructive Fighting Nation » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:06 pm
Tinhampton wrote:Ultimate Destructive Fighting Nation wrote:
SILENCE ! It must be filed away in the “Unnoticeable Files”. Henceforth, who serves the Popo serves Satan !
Andrew Martin - who agrees fully with the UDFN's assessment of the Roman Pontiff, and would like to spread its message throughout Tinhampton - has also, also, requested a copy of Bible 2.0.
by Ultimate Destructive Fighting Nation » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:09 pm
Voxija wrote:Voxijans react to this random remark made by a conspiracy theorist across the multiverse! Let's hear what they have to say:
President Etor Gurraniz: "What? Oh, it's just some remarks made by a stupid conspiracy theorist. Not worth declaring war on or even making a fuss about."
Society of Voxijan Catholic Souls: "You're wrong! It's so worth declaring war over! Voxija is a majority Catholic country, even if she might be full of misguided souls. We won't have some nutjob saying we worship Satan! We demand war!"
Society of Voxijan Missionaries: "I know who to proselytize to next."
Kalina Elizavelar (an author): "I really should write a book about this."
Elron Haveja: "The Pope? Satan? Phooey. You're looking at the wrong religion."
by Tinhampton » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:14 pm
by Ultimate Destructive Fighting Nation » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:20 pm
. Under penalty of death, don’t let the “Catholic “ Satanist get a copy of the Bible 2.0 .Tinhampton wrote:Ultimate Destructive Fighting Nation wrote:
We won’t give it to Satanist.
Mr Martin (who lives at 13 Wallins Way, Tor Hill, Tinhampton) has sent a letter to the UDFN Foreign Office (or what exists of it) consisting solely of the following verbatim text:Hello. I am sending this letter to you because I would like a copy of Bible 2.0.
I am in total agreement with your straightforward, anti-Satanist stance and would like to propagate it thruout my city Tinhampton. It is clear that letting me read and hand out your new and uncorrupted Bible will be of great help in acheving our goal. I do not have any connection with Mayor Lydia Anderson or her mates. and was involved in multiple rallies against her and Allex Smith's mismanagement of Tinhampton in the mid-2000s. I await your reciept, acknoledgement, and responce.
Thank you - Andy Martin
by Tinhampton » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:22 pm
by Kyrusia » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:31 pm
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