[Title] Picky Eaters
[Desc] Internet celebrity @@RANDOMNAME(1)@@ has recently generated a lot of negative attention towards @@NAME@@ after going on a Twitcher storm where @@HE(1)@@ complained about the lack of restaurants catering towards vegans, such as @@HIM(1)@@self.
[Validity] does not have vegetarianism
[option] "It was absolutely, like insane, that no places I went to had any food options for people like me," rants @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ on @@HIS@@ Twitcher account. "I had to go through seven restaurants in @@ANIMAL@@ City before I even found one with any sort of vegan option, and even that was a tiny salad that no bigger than my hand! If @@LEADER@@ was smart, every restaurant and every public place would be forced to have more than one vegan option on their menu. It wouldn’t hurt to be a little healthier either, right?"
[effect] greens sprinkle the menu of every @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ restaurant
[option] "Bah! Don’t listen to that green-thumbed nut job!" counters the manager of one of the restaurants @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ visited, obviously furious at the negative attention. "If businesses don’t want to have a menu with a vegan option, why should the government stick its hand where it isn't wanted? My customers want the finest meats around, and it'd be nice if we can get a little extra cash to help out with the costs, ya know?."
[effect] the only greens in the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ diet are the occasional herbs on a nice steak
[option] "That young celebrity might actually be onto something now," mutters your Minister of Progressive Thinking and Eating, happens to be preparing peppers in the corner of your office. "We don’t actually need meat in our diets at all, and it is probably proven that people who are vegan live longer. I think you ought to ban meat entirely, in the name of helping our poor citizens from hurting themselves."
[effect] steaks are rare in @@NAME@@