As A Streetcar Named Desire has already been referenced, and "trolley" is a more international term, I've renamed this "The Trolley Problem" in reference to the famous ethics thought-problem of the same name.
[TITLE] The Trolley Problem
[DESCRIPTION] After the public poll to name @@CAPITAL@@'s newest trolley line was handily won by a tired and insincere meme response, making it the sixth consecutive poll with similar results, the mayor has come to your office begging for an official stance on naming procedures for public projects.
[VALIDITY] Must allow voting.
[CHOICE 1] "Trolley McTrolleyface?" sighs the mayor dejectedly. "I have to ride to work on Trolley McTrolleyface? I wanted 'The @@ANIMAL@@ Express,' but no, we're stuck with this boring nonsense again. Instead of throwing open these polls to every juvenile delinquent or obnoxious 'Grick and Morgy' fan, could we please establish some boundaries? How about a committee of respected citizens to vet the choices that are on the ballot? That way the people get their say, and we get some dignity!"
[FALLOUT 1] public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity
[CHOICE 2] "Remind me again why we let the public vote on this stuff at all?" interjects your Auxiliary Regional Subaltern for Naming Things. "The government foots the bill, the government has the responsibility for maintaining our nation's image, so the government should choose the name! Heck, perhaps you should just name the next project after yourself!"
[FALLOUT 2] most towns and cities have @@A@@ @@LEADER@@ school located on @@LEADER@@ street
[CHOICE 3] "Are you kidding me? These names are great!" bubbles @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Communication Director’s intern, while excitedly checking your metrics. "This isn't civic failing, it's civic engagement! If some silly names are all it takes to get citizens fired up and interested in public works, then isn’t that worth it? Who cares if it's a bit repetitious – it’s great for our optics!"
[FALLOUT 3] The street in front of the capitol building is named "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong"
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