TET: And Another Month Bites The Dust

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:22 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Important question: will this be sung by Ronald McDonald?

Uhm, no ...

Thank Bastet! That clown scares the shit out of me.

by **Geneviev** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:23 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Geneviev wrote:Your puns are simply punderful.

Friend add impunding.

Puns are apundant when I'm writing. I'm punstoppable.

by **Farnhamia** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:24 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Also consider Shub Niggurath, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young! Can't go wrong with Yog-Sothoth either, come to think of it.

Bring them all. I'll bring some paella and wine.

If you leave the heads on the camarónes, they'll kind of look like Cthulhu.

by **Farnhamia** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:24 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Uhm, no ...

Thank Bastet! That clown scares the shit out of me.

The Burger King is way scarier.

by **Geneviev** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:25 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Geneviev wrote:Puns are apundant when I'm writing. I'm punstoppable.

You're pun at thread parties.

That's part of being a pundamentalist Christian.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:36 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Thank Bastet! That clown scares the shit out of me.

The Burger King is way scarier.

When it comes to that realm, there is a horror that delights in sadistically mocking you until you are broken.

by **Abserdia** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:38 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:The Burger King is way scarier.

When it comes to that realm, there is a horror that delights in sadistically mocking you until you are broken.

Wendy can go screw herself, she’s a jerk.

by **Geneviev** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:38 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Geneviev wrote:That's part of being a pundamentalist Christian.

Dammit you got me, clever.
You're like those thieves, what do you call them?
Oh right:
Pundits

It's punbelievable. Punfortunately, I ran out of puns already.

by **The South Falls** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:41 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:The Burger King is way scarier.

When it comes to that realm, there is a horror that delights in sadistically mocking you until you are broken.

No, that's the face of a Wendy who's about to go down on the Burger King.

_{Is nothing sacred?}

by **The South Falls** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:42 pm

Geneviev wrote:
Eternal Lotharia wrote:Dammit you got me, clever.
You're like those thieves, what do you call them?
Oh right:
Pundits

It's punbelievable. Punfortunately, I ran out of puns already.

Keep going, or you'll be sentenced to capital punishment.

by **Abserdia** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:43 pm

The South Falls wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:When it comes to that realm, there is a horror that delights in sadistically mocking you until you are broken.

No, that's the face of a Wendy who's about to go down on the Burger King.

_{Is nothing sacred?}

The Burger King is an autocrat and a creep.

by **The South Falls** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:45 pm

Abserdia wrote:
The South Falls wrote:No, that's the face of a Wendy who's about to go down on the Burger King.

_{Is nothing sacred?}

The Burger King is an autocrat and a creep.

He's especially an autocrat in bed. *creepy-ass eyebrow movements*

by **Geneviev** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:46 pm

The South Falls wrote:
Geneviev wrote:It's punbelievable. Punfortunately, I ran out of puns already.

Keep going, or you'll be sentenced to capital punishment.

That makes me puncomfortable. My puns aren't punlimited, you know.

by **The South Falls** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:48 pm

Geneviev wrote:
The South Falls wrote:Keep going, or you'll be sentenced to capital punishment.

That makes me puncomfortable. My puns aren't punlimited, you know.

That's it, no pun in the ball pit tonight! I swear, you little pun-k, I'll hit you!

by **Geneviev** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:49 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Geneviev wrote:That makes me puncomfortable. My puns aren't punlimited, you know.

I'm pundering how long this can keep going.

Punably forever.

by **Abserdia** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:49 pm

These are the worst puns I’ve ever seen. Blaat, please, help us all in our time of greatest need.

by **Geneviev** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:52 pm

Abserdia wrote:These are the worst puns I’ve ever seen. Blaat, please, help us all in our time of greatest need.

I have punnier.

If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.

Here's another one: I used to wonder why a fist looked bigger when it came closer. Then it hit me.

by **Farnhamia** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:21 pm

Abserdia wrote:These are the worst puns I’ve ever seen. Blaat, please, help us all in our time of greatest need.

Pffft ... Ebay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:21 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Bring them all. I'll bring some paella and wine.

If you leave the heads on the camarónes, they'll kind of look like Cthulhu.

Obviously this is what must be done.

by **Valentine Z** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:27 pm

Mfw you guys are doing puns without me. :lol:

And with that, Good Morning to you all!

How's everyone today?

by **Abserdia** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:28 pm

Valentine Z wrote:Mfw you guys are doing puns without me.

And with that, Good Morning to you all! How's everyone today?

The aftertaste from the puns hasn’t gone away.

by **Genivaria** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:19 pm

So does anyone else check FSTDT for Nationstate comments?
Just me?

by **The South Falls** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:31 pm

Genivaria wrote:So does anyone else check FSTDT for Nationstate comments?
Just me?

I forget what fstdt is.

by **Abserdia** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:31 pm

Genivaria wrote:So does anyone else check FSTDT for Nationstate comments?
Just me?

Yeah, just you.

by **The South Falls** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:33 pm

Abserdia wrote:
Genivaria wrote:So does anyone else check FSTDT for Nationstate comments?
Just me?

Yeah, just you.

Don't make him feel so alone...

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