The Infinites:AND BEYOND - Comedy, Supers, Space -(OOC/Open)

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

[Randomarya]

Name: Dawn Mirkwood
Codename: Loudmouth
Age: 21
Sex: female
Appearance:

Biography: Dawn was always good at imitating noises, and even better at annoying people that way. She moved to Minnesota when she graduated high school, and has stuck with the villains ever since.
Powers: can flawlessly imitate any noise
RP sample: Lost in a Book

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(Answer this as if you were speaking as your villain) -
Describe your abilities: I can sound like a gunshot, a bird, a wash machine, anything! I'm also amazing at imitating famous singers, and am a fifteen time karaoke champion!
Why did you turn to crime: to avoid going to college.
Why did you further become a supervillain: Who doesn't want to be a renegade?
How do you feel about the Infinites: Meh. I don't give a crap about them.
What's your end goal: World domination! Not really. I just want a puppy.
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: Shawarma. Obviously.
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: Everything is just by chance.
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): *creepy silent laughter*
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): Dammit!
Any lines you won't cross: harming animals
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery:p I don't like to be stuck in a situation, so I'll go with drifting.

[Talchyon]

Name: Dawn Mirkwood
Codename: Loudmouth
Age: 21
Sex: female
Appearance:

(Image)

Biography: Dawn was always good at imitating noises, and even better at annoying people that way. She moved to Minnesota when she graduated high school, and has stuck with the villains ever since.
Powers: can flawlessly imitate any noise
RP sample: gods next door

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(Answer this as if you were speaking as your villain) -
Describe your abilities: I can sound like a gunshot, a bird, a wash machine, anything! I'm also amazing at imitating famous singers, and am a fifteen time karaoke champion!
Why did you turn to crime: to avoid going to college.
Why did you further become a supervillain: Who doesn't want to be a renegade?
How do you feel about the Infinites: Meh. I don't give a crap about them.
What's your end goal: World domination! Not really. I just want a puppy.
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: Shawarma. Obviously.
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: Everything is just by chance.
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): *creepy silent laughter*
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): Dammit!
Any lines you won't cross: harming animals
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery:p I don't like to be stuck in a situation, so I'll go with drifting.

Nice app. There is a lot of comic potential here. ACCEPTED! Welcome to the Infinites! But please also add in a link to your RP sample.

Loudmouth will start with all the other heroes and villains. On a transport ship taking us from space to the surface of Planet McPlanetface, where we will be trying to track down illegal alien contraband.

Loudmouth has been with the villains the whole time of the RP. Any questions, just ask.

One other thing. We have a "no profanity" rule in place. We are rated PG and no higher. Expressions like "&-*@/$" and such are totally fine.

[Talchyon]

Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

Hey Comms. Good to see you. Thanks for checking us out.

[Barapam]

Ok, so our characters know, but we don't. Talk about reversed meta-gaming. What info exactly did Jerry send them? Or am I the only one who still don't quite get what they're looking for?

[Talchyon]

Ok, so our characters know, but we don't. Talk about reversed meta-gaming. What info exactly did Jerry send them? Or am I the only one who still don't quite get what they're looking for?

That will be made clear. I'm going to look for some designs and then display it as an image.

[Barapam]

Ok, so our characters know, but we don't. Talk about reversed meta-gaming. What info exactly did Jerry send them? Or am I the only one who still don't quite get what they're looking for?

That will be made clear. I'm going to look for some designs and then display it as an image.

Super!

[Dragonarya]

Ok, so our characters know, but we don't. Talk about reversed meta-gaming. What info exactly did Jerry send them? Or am I the only one who still don't quite get what they're looking for?

That will be made clear. I'm going to look for some designs and then display it as an image.

I read the advertisement... mechanical components?

[Talchyon]

That will be made clear. I'm going to look for some designs and then display it as an image.

I read the advertisement... mechanical components?

Yipper. Was also in the post (mentioned in passing, normal type size, etc.) But I also put it in the ad.

But... mechanical components for what?

[Talchyon]

Nice intro post, Random! Thanks for joining us.

I will be posting tomorrow. And we should be landing on the planet. And that's when even more of the fun will happen.

-Talc

[Dragonarya]

Nice intro post, Random! Thanks for joining us.

I will be posting tomorrow. And we should be landing on the planet. And that's when even more of the fun will happen.

-Talc

Right. Because a bunch of D-list super heroes and villains encountering a mob crime lord is my idea of a good time. Let's blow this popsicle stand!

[Randomarya]

Nice intro post, Random! Thanks for joining us.

I will be posting tomorrow. And we should be landing on the planet. And that's when even more of the fun will happen.

-Talc

Thank you!

[Talchyon]

So Dragon and Random - are you related or something? Both 'arya's.

[Dragonarya]

So Dragon and Random - are you related or something? Both 'arya's.

We know each other IRL. And contrary to popular belief, we are not the same person.

[Randomarya]

So Dragon and Random - are you related or something? Both 'arya's.

But to answer your question, yes we're related.

[The Cyberiad Council]

"Prepare for trouble..."

"...and make it double!"

[Dragonarya]

"Prepare for trouble..."

"...and make it double!"

The correct term is Captain Obvious and Lieutenant Sarcasm

[Barapam]

"Prepare for trouble..."

"...and make it double!"

The correct term is Captain Obvious and Lieutenant Sarcasm

Are they part of the same batallion as Major Damage, Private Browsing, and General Stupidity?

[Talchyon]

Guys - I would like to apologize. I thought I was going to be able to post today, but it's thanksgiving here and family's over. It's been hard to get writing time with everything.

I will try hard to post tomorrow - and if not then, definitely on Saturday.

-Talc

[Dragonarya]

Guys - I would like to apologize. I thought I was going to be able to post today, but it's thanksgiving here and family's over. It's been hard to get writing time with everything.

I will try hard to post tomorrow - and if not then, definitely on Saturday.

-Talc

That's okay. Life first, RPs later, always.

[Talchyon]

And we have landed on Planet McPlanetface!

Good to finally write. Now that my family is all gone, I will have more time.

-Talc


EDIT - I have also updated the superhero pun gag page also with Cyberiad's Ultimo reference. If I am missing any, just let me know.

[Dragonarya]

Drat, the lizard's come to arrest Plant for killing iguana.

[Barapam]

Think I'll re-introduce the tardigrade that gave Irina her powers. App coming.

[Barapam]

Name: Milnesium tardigradum
Codename: Tardigrade, Water Bear, Space Bear, or Moss Piglet, take your pick.
Age: Don't know. I've been frozen in space just as long as Irina, but I assume I'm younger by several years. Haven't really counted. Don't really care.
Sex: Male
Appearance:

Bio: I was born and raised in Chernobyl, minded my own business, until the Soviets decided to build a nuclear power plant there. From then on, I continued to mind my own business, but in a more radioactive way. Then I went to space, not a big deal, really. I mean none of you have even noticed me so far, not that I mind. I mean, I don't like to make a fuzz about stuff.
Powers: I can pass on my own natural abilities by biting people, since I'm radioactive.
RP sample:

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(Things in parentheses are OOC. The rest of this is IC. A form for your character to answer.)

Describe your abilities: I'm impossible to kill. Well, I mean, unless you cut me up with a knife or something...
Why did you become a superhero: A coincidence. Lifted with some bloke away from Chernobyl, then I fell into Irina's space capsule, and bit her. It wasn't on purpose, honestly. Anyway, then we froze, until we were taken onboard the Squelch. I've been with Irina ever since, trying not to bother her, but now I want to see this new planet. I just hope their environment isn't as sensitive as Australia's, though. I mean, I'll manage of course, but for their own sakes... That's not a threat by the way, just saying. Maybe I'm not a hero, but I'm not a villain either.
What are your goals for the future: I don't know... eat and reproduce, maybe? I'm a simple man, I don't need much to be content.
(Why is this character with the Minnesota Infinites. In other words, why do they kind of suck?): By pure chance. Additionally, none of them, not even Plant or the iguana, has noticed him.
How would you describe your talents?: Normal tardigrade stuff, nothing fancy. Except that I can pass it along, which can make people very fancy.
(What about your character's talents make them a D-lister?) ... it's a #!@%$ tardigrade...
What are your strengths?: I can survive pretty much everything.
What are your weaknesses?: I'm super tiny.
(Any other flaws? Maladjusted personality? Social issues? Unmarketable aspects?): Can't really communicate with other creatures. Especially not humans.
Why should you if given the opportunity be allowed to advance in the Infinites?: I ask you the same. I have no ambition to do so.
(Why does the press hate or ignore you?): Because it's an indivudual tardigrade that none of them possible can know about.

[Dragonarya]

Name: Milnesium tardigradum
Codename: Tardigrade, Water Bear, Space Bear, or Moss Piglet, take your pick.
Age: Don't know. I've been frozen in space just as long as Irina, but I assume I'm younger by several years. Haven't really counted. Don't really care.
Sex: Male
Appearance:

(Image)

Bio: I was born and raised in Chernobyl, minded my own business, until the Soviets decided to build a nuclear power plant there. From then on, I continued to mind my own business, but in a more radioactive way. Then I went to space, not a big deal, really. I mean none of you have even noticed me so far, not that I mind. I mean, I don't like to make a fuzz about stuff.
Powers: I can pass on my own natural abilities by biting people, since I'm radioactive.
RP sample:

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(Things in parentheses are OOC. The rest of this is IC. A form for your character to answer.)

Describe your abilities: I'm impossible to kill. Well, I mean, unless you cut me up with a knife or something...
Why did you become a superhero: A coincidence. Lifted with some bloke away from Chernobyl, then I fell into Irina's space capsule, and bit her. It wasn't on purpose, honestly. Anyway, then we froze, until we were taken onboard the Squelch. I've been with Irina ever since, trying not to bother her, but now I want to see this new planet. I just hope their environment isn't as sensitive as Australia's, though. I mean, I'll manage of course, but for their own sakes... That's not a threat by the way, just saying. Maybe I'm not a hero, but I'm not a villain either.
What are your goals for the future: I don't know... eat and reproduce, maybe? I'm a simple man, I don't need much to be content.
(Why is this character with the Minnesota Infinites. In other words, why do they kind of suck?): By pure chance. Additionally, none of them, not even Plant or the iguana, has noticed him.
How would you describe your talents?: Normal tardigrade stuff, nothing fancy. Except that I can pass it along, which can make people very fancy.
(What about your character's talents make them a D-lister?) ... it's a #!@%$ tardigrade...
What are your strengths?: I can survive pretty much everything.
What are your weaknesses?: I'm super tiny.
(Any other flaws? Maladjusted personality? Social issues? Unmarketable aspects?): Can't really communicate with other creatures. Especially not humans.
Why should you if given the opportunity be allowed to advance in the Infinites?: I ask you the same. I have no ambition to do so.
(Why does the press hate or ignore you?): Because it's an indivudual tardigrade that none of them possible can know about.

If that gets accepted, I'm pretty sure that marks our third inhuman character. Just a little thing I noticed.