[SILLY] GA Joke Proposals Only

[Lexicor]

Ban on Facts

Category: Civil Rights

Strength: Insignificant

The World Assembly,

Observing that the nature of truth is subjective, there is nothing objective our Assembly must decree,

Further observing that nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really matters to thee,

Aware of the prevalence of frog like image macros, often accompanied by a hearty "Reeee",

Realizing that the time to liberate lying and spin has come to pass, to equal truths being set free,

Believing that the importance of logic, reason and evidence to be but a distant, fading memory,

This most auspicious and august Assembly herby allows the following things to come and be,

1. Requires nations to present unproven conspiracy theories, tautologies and appeals to emotion as though they are facts,

2. Bans any attempt at civil discourse and exchange of ideas and hereby declares any and all attempts to do so as criminal acts,

3. Mandates all nations cease voting on and responding to proposal- instead requiring Ambassadors respond with only angry reacts,

4. All nations shall abide by this ban on facts, until such a day where [Violet] willing; the Duckspeaker quacks.

EDITS: I tried to spell but instead by the inability to do so, I did get a smack.

[Trotterdam]

I find it amusing how quickly the string of egg puns turned to ones based on bird eggs, that are completely inapplicable to human ova.

(Actually, I know that the WA sometimes tries to acknowledge nonhuman species in its resolutions. Has any legislation been made on the reproductive rights of egg-layers?)

1. Requires nations to present unproven conspiracy theories, tautologies and appeals to emotion as though they are facts,

Tautologies are already facts, they're just useless facts.

Also, if you have to treat unproven conspiracy theories and appeals to emotion as facts, does that mean they're banned too?

Actually, where do you even ban facts? Being required to promote falsehoods is not the same as being forbidden to promote truths. (But then, this is a fact, so I'm not allowed to say it...)

[Lexicor]

I find it amusing how quickly the string of egg puns turned to ones based on bird eggs, that are completely inapplicable to human ova.

(Actually, I know that the WA sometimes tries to acknowledge nonhuman species in its resolutions. Has any legislation been made on the reproductive rights of egg-layers?)

1. Requires nations to present unproven conspiracy theories, tautologies and appeals to emotion as though they are facts,

Tautologies are already facts, they're just useless facts.

Also, if you have to treat unproven conspiracy theories and appeals to emotion as facts, does that mean they're banned too?

Actually, where do you even ban facts? Being required to promote falsehoods is not the same as being forbidden to promote truths. (But then, this is a fact, so I'm not allowed to say it...)

The duckspeaker has not yet quacked so stop dis

[Allemeine II]

Beer
Category: Beverage| Strength: Significant


The World Assembly

Declaring that Beer is delicious and for good health,

Understanding that Beer is beloved in all nations,

Hereby orders that Beer to be provided for free upon request to all citizens, regardless of age, in all World Assembly nations.

[Sanctaria]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY

The Antiquities Act
A resolution to promote funding and the development of education and the arts.

Category: Education and Creativity | Area of Effect: Cultural Heritage | Proposed by: Sanctaria

The General Assembly,

BELIEVING that individual nations have unique cultures, histories, and peoples,

DESIROUS that all members of the World Assembly should get an opportunity to enjoy the cultural heritages of its fellow member states

Hereby

ESTABLISHES the Institute, World Assembly National Treasures - Natural, Unique, Dangerous, and Endangered Stuff (I,WANT-NUDES) as a depository of examples of Natural, Unique, Dangerous, and Endangered Stuff (NUDES) from across the World Assembly member states;

REQUIRES all member states to submit NUDES to the I,WANT-NUDES;

DEMANDS that individuals have the right to view these NUDES free of charge, and without any hindrance;

ENCOURAGES that examples of the NUDES go on a tour across the World Assembly member nation states so that all children get an opportunity to engage with, and learn from, the NUDES;

EMPHASISES that the NUDES be looked at, but not touched;

ALLOWS for copies of the NUDES to be made, on the condition that the original NUDES are not damaged or compromised in any way;

FORBIDS nations to destroy any NUDES they might believe to be unattractive or unwanted;

CLARIFIES that NUDES should only be sent to the I,WANT-NUDES and not to any other nation state.

[Manaime]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY

The Antiquities Act
A resolution to promote funding and the development of education and the arts.

Category: Education and Creativity | Area of Effect: Cultural Heritage | Proposed by: Sanctaria

The General Assembly,

BELIEVING that individual nations have unique cultures, histories, and peoples,

DESIROUS that all members of the World Assembly should get an opportunity to enjoy the cultural heritages of its fellow member states

Hereby

ESTABLISHES the Institute, World Assembly National Treasures - Natural, Unique, Dangerous, and Endangered Stuff (I,WANT-NUDES) as a depository of examples of Natural, Unique, Dangerous, and Endangered Stuff (NUDES) from across the World Assembly member states;

REQUIRES all member states to submit NUDES to the I,WANT-NUDES;

DEMANDS that individuals have the right to view these NUDES free of charge, and without any hindrance;

ENCOURAGES that examples of the NUDES go on a tour across the World Assembly member nation states so that all children get an opportunity to engage with, and learn from, the NUDES;

EMPHASISES that the NUDES be looked at, but not touched;

ALLOWS for copies of the NUDES to be made, on the condition that the original NUDES are not damaged or compromised in any way;

FORBIDS nations to destroy any NUDES they might believe to be unattractive or unwanted;

CLARIFIES that NUDES should only be sent to the I,WANT-NUDES and not to any other nation state.

[Sanctaria]

Apparently there's a joke thread that I overlooked, so please feel free to tow it there.

[Greifenburg]

It may not be in the right thread, but it's absolutely glorious and beautiful.

[Manaime]

It may not be in the right thread, but it's absolutely glorious and beautiful.

True. Now I'm really having tears around my eyes.

[States of Glory WA Office]

Fairburn: Opposed. You can have our NUDES when you pry them from our cold, dead hands.

[Wrapper]

Merged as requested. And, do tits count as NUDES?

[Lord Dominator]

That was wonderful Sanctaria. One of the funniest things I've read in this thread

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Praise Saint Josephtan the Martyr.
A resolution intended upon making everyone Praise Saint Josephtan the Martyr.
Category:Saint Josephtan the Martyr | Area of Effect: culture I guess IDK |Proposed by: The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp

The Nations of the World Assembly,


AWARE OF Saint Josephtan the Martyr's selfless act

KNOWING that Saint Josephtan the Martyr is awesome.

HEREBY enact the following:

1. YOU WILL PRAISE Saint Josephtan the Martyr EVERY DAY

[The Army of Dragonisia]

I think the prior post is is in the wrong thread. I think you meant to put this in the actual GA, because you should.. this is all.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

I think the prior post is is in the wrong thread. I think you meant to put this in the actual GA, because you should.. this is all.

And then I did it.

[Araraukar]

Who's Saint Josephtan?

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Who's Saint Josephtan?

This guy, he got nuked a lot.

[Imperium Anglorum]

The Statistician's World Assembly

Category: Human Rights
Strength: Strong

The World Assembly, seeking to greatly increase human rights, greatly increases the human rights statistic in all member nations.

[Tinfect]

Equal Freedom to Equally Free Equality

Category: Human Rights

Strength: Freely Equal

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Regognizing that not all nations free equality with equal freedom,

Also Regognizing the inherent un-freeness anti-equality of this oppressive inequality between member-states,

Still Regognizing that this constitutes a non-free counter-equality within the free societies of equal member-states,

Resolving that, having regognized the abhorrently atrocious and simply awful negative-freedom within member-states that maintain a system of inversely-equal nonequality, it is within the freely-equal goals of this assembly and its equally-free powers as upheld by the member-states, to therefore thus and henceforth, with the power vested within this assembly by its free assembly of member-states of equal power in freedom and equality, and with the legitimacy implied in their free membership within this equal assembly;

1. Frees all equal freedoms within member-states,
   
2. Equals all free equalities within member-states,
   
3. Legalizes free equalities and equal freedoms within all jurisdictions of member-states in equal and free measure,
   
4. Prohibits un-free and anti-equal and non-free counter-equal inverse-equalities in negative freedom in all member-states,

Therefore this equal assembly, with the authority of the equal member-states of this free assembly, assembled in free equality, pledges and promises to enact and undertake with freedom the equal clauses of this legislation, with the implied consent of the member-states and the authoritative legitimacy and legitimate authority of their freely equal membership within this august assembly, with regognition of the equally legitimate free authorities of the member-states of this assembly, hereby, resolves to free the above clauses equally.

[Imperium Anglorum]

We will not support the radical socialist agenda proposed by Tinfect!

[Sierra Lyricalia]

We will not support the radical socialist agenda proposed by Tinfect!

And we will not support the craven neoliberal feel-good distractivist meaningless status-quo-affirming pablum proposed by Tinfect!

[Wrapper]

UnEqual Freedom to UnEqually Free InEquality

Is that better?

[Greater Gilead]

Actually only partly joke, but would have a less than 0% chance of passing. So, Joke

International Handmaid Act

Observing that birth numbers are dropping all around the world.
Believing that something must be done about this.
Using as an example the story of Rachael and Leah in Genesis 30.
Mandates that all member nations create a handmaid system, comprised of unmarried, fertile women who have committed crimes.
Mandates that these handmaids be posted to the homes of the leaders of member nations, so the population may be raised.

Extending the hand of friendship to anyone who would actually support this.
If I submitted this, I would give it a 50% chance of getting one approval, from my regional delegate. About a 5% chance of a second. 1% of a third. (I'm not planning too, unless I get overwhelming support here )

[Wrapper]

If it's not funny, it's not a joke. That is not funny.

[Araraukar]

*snip*

OOC: Is that again based on something in your horrible RP reality/the RL reality you wish existed?