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by Yatzatz » Sun Jul 30, 2017 9:34 pm
by Talchyon » Mon Jul 31, 2017 3:35 pm
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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by Talchyon » Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:39 pm
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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by Yatzatz » Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:44 am
Zanera wrote:"Say, are there martinis here?"
by Talchyon » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:47 pm
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Zjaum » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:16 am
by The Last Abode of Pando » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:26 pm
by Talchyon » Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:39 pm
Zjaum wrote:"Guid day! Let's team up until th' other tributes ur removed an' 'en we can turn oan eachother an' hae an epic barnie tae th' death! Ye in?"
Aubree "Goldilocks" Lincoln
Full paranoia had kicked in, and was now becoming more vocally present. "That's just what an alien would say!" she shouted. "And you talk like an alien, too!" She'd never heard of Scotland before.
The Teetotaler made a rousing speech, but Aubree was too far gone to listen to the voice of reason. "That's just what an alien would say!" she exclaimed again.
Then the overhead speaker began blaring. "That's just what an alien would... oh." This time it was actually an alien. Finally able to distinguish between friend and foe, she directed her tiki spear away from her friends and towards the speaker, eventually towards the pudgy little man when he finally revealed himself. "I knew it! They CAN take human form!" She jumped on top of the bar, which bent under her weight. She grabbed a bottle and tried to smash it. It smashed, but the remaining bottleneck wasn't all that useful for combat. She called out to the others. "We could still take him on if we work together!"
The Last Abode of Pando wrote:the new Florida Man
David Adams
David, already wearing his new Florida Man suit, along with a bullet-proof vest and a gas mask, walked into the room right after Spasticus. Most of the people hadn't noticed him yet, probably because Spasticus walked into the room first, and David just showed up.
"So. What're y'all up to."
Former Florida Man, Joshua James seemed surprised that his message took so long to reach the new guy, and that he would just show up out of nowhere, in space. Joshua was able to get out one sentence, before he stopped his sentence while the other guy was talking. "How did you get here, eh?"
Florida Man, hearing his predecessor, responded, in his natural Southern accent, "Oh yeah, thaat. I've been here 'bout a year now, but right now I just walked through dat der door. Before that, I pulled out dis iguana from duh toilet." He then proceeded to hold up the toilet iguana.
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/look-florida-man-wears-gas-mask-bulletproof-vest-pull-iguana-from-toilet/zrZdqNTVs629stOqCxezeM/
Zjaum wrote:Henry "Blimp Man" Hinshaw
The little umbrellas were... mildly annoying, to say the least. Blimp Man knew, though, that far worse fates could await him soon. Like the tiki bar coming down on his head, for example, when the structures got hit too hard by pillows. Or if the Scotswoman got wise and decided on a much deadlier tactic. Blimp Man couldn't afford to stay here, but he had nowhere to go.
The situation changed when Spasticus revealed himself. A hallway! Sure, it might contain more aliens, but at least he could keep his free pens! He pushed Spasticus aside and sprinted down the gray hallway. He could fight aliens, but no one could take his prize away from him.
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Zanera » Sun Aug 13, 2017 4:59 pm
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by Talchyon » Sun Aug 20, 2017 3:36 pm
Mirigli wrote:Cinderella
Alma was momentarily distracted by the rude Furman. She took a chair and slammed it over his head WWE style and dabbed around him in victory to Cleo's internal cringe, crowing insults out that were indecipherable to anyone but Alma. Taking advantage of the distraction to Alma's mission of overthrowing the patriarchy, Cleo shifted back into control (still holding the tiki torch) while the alien man was talking. Yet she barely had time to blink before the terrifying notary seals advanced on her. Cleo had a great fear of bureaucracy because of the loads of paperwork she had to fill out during her jail spell as a serial identity thief. Looking around in horror, she ran to Spasticus, grabbing him as a human shield, sure that Doc Bur-Ock wouldn't take out his only chance of survival as the wise alien had explained earlier. In fact...
Bearing her tiki torch in one hand and hovering behind Spasticus with the other, she yelled, "Take this, Doc Bur-ock! I'll take out your only chance of survival unless you call these hellish brutes back! I'll do it! I really will, so call them off! I HAVE A HOSTAGE!"
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Zanera » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:23 am
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