by Intelligeneria » Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:07 am
by Distruzio » Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:22 am
by Partybus » Sat Apr 22, 2017 12:50 pm
by Ceresnia » Sat Apr 22, 2017 12:52 pm
Brillnuck wrote:A more Western Belarus.
Fortitudinem wrote:Garish color themes of candycorn.
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:02 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
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by Intelligeneria » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:09 pm
Distruzio wrote:Ive admitted to it before but....
Max Barry was hiding in the bushes as I walked to school one day - it was a tuesday.... I was wearing red (I know right? Red? Pffft!).
When I passed him, he jumped out behind me and opened his trenchcoat with a triumphant, "LOOKIE HERE!" echoing from his lips. When I turned around I could see a strange bald man with his back to me wearing a trenchcoat without pants. He was, however, wearing pennyloafers - I thought that was a poor fashion choice.
As he began to glance around confusedly I tossed some change down on the ground and resumed my walk. I was thinking about pastrami for lunch.
"You WILL love me!" He cried, scooping up the $.37, "Nationstates will rue the day when I deliver unto them one he who shall not be named - the chosen one! Are you that one?"
"Eh?"
"Are you that one?!"
".... I mean...."
"THE ONE! IT IS YOU!!! WOE UNTO YOU!"
".... uh huh... I'm gonna go this way now. Kbai."
But it wasn't over. The memory of Max haunted me wherever I went. The disturbing visage of the doughy and clammy texture of his skin; the pungent odor of days old perspiration and unwashed body; and the maniacal grin spreading across his face - all of this paled in comparison to the manifest horror of the words spelled out on his bare hairless chest with pepperoni slices - -
Nationstates.
I was huddled in a puddle of my own fear induced vomit and urine three days later before I finally found the strength to google the term.
I can never leave now that I am here. He won't let me.
by Mestovakia » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:11 pm
by USS Monitor » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:35 pm
by Sleet Clans » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:53 pm
by Ethel mermania » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:59 pm
by East Fredonia » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:59 pm
Sleet Clans wrote:Was looking at images of guns made with pimpmygun.com, saw one that linked to a nation, saw this site, and then joined up.
Cannot think of a name wrote:Well, that's part of a larger problem in general where the younger generation is being priced out of f***ing everything and instead of addressing the mess they made the older generation is blaming it on f***ing avocado toast. But that's another thread.
by The Cavian State » Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:01 pm
by Western Pacific Territories » Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:02 pm
by Luziyca » Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:03 pm
by Dytarma » Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:03 pm
by New haven america » Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:16 pm
by Kaboomlandia » Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:03 pm
by The Great Devourer of All » Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:08 pm
Yymea wrote:We would definitely be scared of what is probably the most scary nation on NS :p
Multiversal Venn-Copard wrote:Actually fairly threatening by our standards. And this time we really mean "threatening". As in, "we'll actually need to escalate significantly to match their fleets."
Valkalan wrote:10/10 Profoundly evil. Some nations conqueror others for wealth and prestige, but the Devourer consumes civilization like a cancer consuming an unfortunate host.
The Speaker wrote:Intemperate in the sea from the roof, and leg All night, and he knows lots of reads from the unseen good old man of the mountain-DESTRUCTION
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