First Warden Roavin at the office, trying to write a report
Finally, no longer just the "ceremonial" First Warden — now, Roavin is the actual First Warden! But as things usually go with new jobs, the honeymoon phase wears off quickly and, no matter how much you love it, you're faced with having to do menial crap. Like, writing reports. Ugh. With supreme drunken report-shitter Tim probably retiring again for some amount of time between an hour and five months, others need to step up and keep you freshly informed on just how fabulous we are. And so, it falls to the new First Warden to write his First Report. The resume in humor is ... meager at best. Besides a spontaneous voice chat episode of "Vaporwave and Dad Jokes", most material has been bad puns. Really, really bad puns. "Do you think Alistair was any good at basketball? Because it feels like every conversation with him is all about Duncan!". Yeah, that bad.
But - no matter, let's get to the fabulousness!
Bored Wardens, watching the Activity feed
"Right, fendas can't pull numbers", Rom remarked sarcastically as he went back into Weisshaupt Fortress to catch some sleep halfway through. With most of the darkspawn warriors doing the wonderfully heroic deed of piling another darkspawn region to death, the Wardens and friends were bored. Really board, and desperately hoping something fun wood come around. Ha. ha. Anyway. The Renegade Wolves thought they could be cool and hold Council of the Phoenix, but much like the OG wolves from LWU two days ago, the replica wolves quickly realized that an onslaught of Warden swords will switfly steel that Delegacy away (Oh come on, that was a good one!). Afterwards, Wardens and friends supported The Arab League in case the North Pacific Army tried to hit that region again with a decent trigger this time. The night finished how it started - bored. So bored, we started making obscene statements at each other using sign language. I guess that's what happens when we're left to our own deaf vices. Bwaha.
Council of the Phoenix
Regions Supported
The Arab League
Wardens Present
First Warden Roavin
Chamberlain Vincent Drake
Commander Tim-Opolis
Constable Lenlyvit
Warden Rom
Warden Blight-Bane
Allies Present
RRA Frattastan
RIASF Dixadoing
RIASF Red Dusk II
Standard issue "Firehelm" — obviously, form over function.
Weekday minor updates are rarely very busy or well-frequented by gameplayers. Nonetheless, after supporting the liberated region from last update to clear out the last Darkspawn there, a few Darkspawn with flames on their helmets showed up. Unlike real firefighters, the happily helmed heads of Firehelm rather tried to rough up rather than help regions, and also unlike real firefighters, for the most part they weren't particularly timely with their triggers. To add to the conundrum, one of the Darkspawn went three failed raid attempts before realizing they had been using a nation that already updated - real firefighters know to always stock fresh hoses and fill their water tanks before going on the next call. While it wasn't the most exciting of chases, our small group of firefighters still had fun extinguishing the firehelmers quite a few times.
The Overwatched States of The Kabar
The South
Elemental Chaos
The Crunchy Nut Feast
Conservative Islands Alliance
Regions Supported
Council of the Phoenix
Wardens Present
First Warden Roavin
Allies Present
RRA Frattastan
SPSF Parazzia
The Count V