Title:Universal "Don't Come Here" Symbol for Halloween
Area:Human Rights
Effect:Super Strong
Noting that not everyone likes Halloween,
also noting that not everyone appreciates trick or treating,
additionally pointing out that not everyone wants strangers knocking on their door when it is dark,
comments that while five year olds dressed up in sheets asking for lollipops might be cute, teenagers in a plastic masks asking for money is far less cute and actually kind of scary,
and additionally points out that "turn of your porch light" only works if you have a porch light, or (indeed) a porch,
The WA forcefully & immediately hereby :-
1) requires member nations to come up with a universal symbol that tells these little buggers that their presence is not wanted
2) allows homeowners/renters/visitors to pour boiling oil on the little buggers should this symbol be ignored
3) suggests trick or treating be renamed "demanding money with menaces" and treated appropriately by the local constabulary
4) generally condemns the practice of sending your children out to strangers houses to knock on their door and ask for sweets as something that is not all that good an idea, since every other day of the year you generally tell your offspring DON'T TAKE SWEETS FROM STRANGERS
5) wishes the member states a happy halloween.
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