Utah Considers Pornography a 'Health Hazard'

[Zeinbrad]

I think this is the first time in years I've seen people care about Utah.

[GangGangland]

Speaking of protection, I'm surprised the usual customers haven't thrown their five cents in yet.

I'm keeping them wrapped up in their opposition to actually accepting trans people.

>people

Slow down there libby

[Lysset]

Hi, Mormon here. I will note that my statement is paraphrased from the Bible, so it's going to be a bit archaic...

You ready?

"Choose ye this day, whom he will serve, but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD."
-Joshua 2:9 (I think.)

Basically: you're not gonna stop people from watching Porn, no matter what you do. So it's better to just not get involved in it if you don't like it and not get too fussy over those who do. Because you can't force someone to conform.

[Izweababa]

Well, Utah here's a middle finger to your face.

[Grand Russian Federation]

Well, it is Utah.

So salty they have a lake for it.

[Costa Fierro]

Well, it is Utah.

So salty they have a lake for it.

Makes me wonder how it became salty in the first place...

[The Two Jerseys]

So salty they have a lake for it.

Makes me wonder how it became salty in the first place...

And the Salt Lake Temple? Those spires just scream phallic symbolism.

[The Rich Port]

... If pornography is a "health hazard", sex in general is a health hazard.

Unless you're also going to outlaw sex in general, Utah needs to shut up.

[New Grestin]

Honestly, what is the deal with this stuff?

I mean, do the people that try this kind of crap not masturbate? Like, ever?

And if they do, what in god's name are they getting their rocks off to?

I'm less angry and more confused than anything.

[The Rich Port]

Honestly, what is the deal with this stuff?

I mean, do the people that try this kind of crap not masturbate? Like, ever?

And if they do, what in god's name are they getting their rocks off to?

I'm less angry and more confused than anything.

Utah is very "no sexual stuff until marriage".

They have all the sex during the marriage.

Which, frankly, is dumb, when you can have sexuals whenever you want.

[The Two Jerseys]

Honestly, what is the deal with this stuff?

I mean, do the people that try this kind of crap not masturbate? Like, ever?

And if they do, what in god's name are they getting their rocks off to?

I'm less angry and more confused than anything.

I imagine the people who came up with this as being exactly like Ned Flanders.

[New Grestin]

-SNIP-

I get it.

-SNIP-

Somehow, the idea that a bunch of Ned Flanders managed to get together, get into office, and pass a resolution like this so successfully is more disturbing than whatever tasteful Jesus porn that they watch.

Note to self: Avoid Utah.

[Costa Fierro]

Honestly, what is the deal with this stuff?

I mean, do the people that try this kind of crap not masturbate? Like, ever?

And if they do, what in god's name are they getting their rocks off to?

I'm less angry and more confused than anything.

I imagine the people who came up with this as being exactly like Ned Flanders.

[Farnhamia]

I'm keeping them wrapped up in their opposition to actually accepting trans people.

>people

Slow down there libby

*** 7 day ban for trolling. ***

Your next violation of the rules loses you this nation.

[Katganistan]

This thread is not going to have a happy ending. And I can imagine the climax of the debate will come swiftly.

OIC wut U did dere.

I guess in the future these lawmakers will want to penalize people for watching porn.
I don't think it'll stand up in court, though.

[Shazbotdom]

I wonder how they are going to police this? I mean it's not like you can walk into someone's home and see if they are watching porn. Unlawful search and seizure, and all that jazz.

[Katganistan]

Hi, Mormon here. I will note that my statement is paraphrased from the Bible, so it's going to be a bit archaic...

You ready?

"Choose ye this day, whom he will serve, but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD."
-Joshua 2:9 (I think.)

Basically: you're not gonna stop people from watching Porn, no matter what you do. So it's better to just not get involved in it if you don't like it and not get too fussy over those who do. Because you can't force someone to conform.

A remarkably sensible attitude.

[Wallenburg]

This thread is not going to have a happy ending. And I can imagine the climax of the debate will come swiftly.

OIC wut U did dere.

I guess in the future these lawmakers will want to penalize people for watching porn.
I don't think it'll stand up in court, though.

"All computers are hereby replaced with telescreens by order of the Governor."

"Glory to Utah!"

[Katganistan]

OIC wut U did dere.

I guess in the future these lawmakers will want to penalize people for watching porn.
I don't think it'll stand up in court, though.

"All computers are hereby replaced with telescreens by order of the Governor."

"Glory to Utah!"

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

I wonder how they are going to police this? I mean it's not like you can walk into someone's home and see if they are watching porn. Unlawful search and seizure, and all that jazz.

The constitution doesn't seem to matter to some folks.

[Dahon]

I wonder how they are going to police this? I mean it's not like you can walk into someone's home and see if they are watching porn. Unlawful search and seizure, and all that jazz.

Make it lawful for the greater glory of God, yes? For if you're breaking and entering for a good cause, then nothing is totally wrong.

[Lady Scylla]

You know, this hardcore conservative pressure just keeps building and building and building. When is it finally going to blow up in their faces and we can all move on with our lives?

If the GOP implodes this election season then it won't be so bad.

[Wallenburg]

"All computers are hereby replaced with telescreens by order of the Governor."

"Glory to Utah!"

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

What? Eastasia is greatest ally! We have always at peace with Eastasia, and at war with Eurasia! Prepare for reeducation, comrade!

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

... How the hell are they going to enforce this?

Is there gonna be a secret police that kicks down doors if someone's jerkin' the gherkin?

Furthermore, what counts as porn? I've seen plenty of borderline hentai used as flags here, would that count or does it have to be nude? Or does it have to go beyond and be full on deep penetration to be considered porn?

[Neu California]

"All computers are hereby replaced with telescreens by order of the Governor."

"Glory to Utah!"

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Oldthinkers unbellyfeel utcon Utahn Conservatism