2. "Duuuuuude, we didn't go far enough," wheezes @@RANDOMNAME@@, creeping into your office from an open window, "It was a great idea to legalize all drugs - and an even greater idea to put chems in the water, so everyone can just chill. Everybody must get stoned, man; it's like that song. Now, it is a shame and an outrage, dear leader, that users of certain socially stigmatized drugs continue to be left out in the cold. It isn't fair that people who like to drink the tap water get it for free, while I have to spend my hard-earned @@CURRENCY@@s importing rare diamondback licking-toads. The government should subsidize all recreational drug use!"
Economic Output up. No effect on Health or Recreational Drug Use. This seems weird.