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by Tayner » Sun Dec 06, 2015 3:32 pm
by Grenartia » Sun Dec 06, 2015 3:43 pm
by Tayner » Sun Dec 06, 2015 3:45 pm
by The Empire of Pretantia » Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:21 pm
by Tayner » Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:31 pm
by Zeinbrad » Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:37 pm
by The Grey Wolf » Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:40 pm
by The Empire of Pretantia » Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:41 pm
by The Empire of Pretantia » Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:42 pm
by Zeinbrad » Sun Dec 06, 2015 5:31 pm
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Tayner wrote:Well, if you live to corporeal, you can tell your grandchildren about how you survived against all odds.
Ironically, my MOS was recently taken off the list of jobs the Airborne want, so I can't go airborne. Not that I could or would regardless.Zeinbrad wrote:And lie to them and say the movie was based off you.
If they're any bit as smart as me, then they'd notice the gap. Then again, I could tell them I'm the reason China banned time travel after the incident with their king.
by Lavan Tiri » Sun Dec 06, 2015 7:37 pm
Big Jim P wrote:I like the way you think.
Constaniana wrote:Ah, so you were dropped on your head. This explains a lot.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Snarky bastard.
The Grey Wolf wrote:You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:I'm not sure whether to laugh because thIs is the best satire I've ever seen or be very very afraid because someone actually thinks all this so.... have a cookie?
John Holland wrote: John Holland
by The Burning Sun » Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:34 pm
Atlannia wrote:Mmm it's not looking good I'm afraid, the purple haired goth loli next to a sweatervest wearing bishonen portends financial strife and the double archery chick is a rare sign predicting the death of someone close to you, I'm sorry.
...
That'll be $32.99
by Nature-Spirits » Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:36 pm
by Occupied Deutschland » Sun Dec 06, 2015 9:02 pm
by Constaniana » Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:05 pm
Occupied Deutschland wrote:Nature-Spirits wrote:You never know, he could be one of those experimental ghost soldiers we all know the US has been developing.
What a preposterous idea. The ghost soldier program was discontinued because it kept running into the problem of somehow making the spirit capable of interacting with the physical realm. That's why we transitioned into experiments on reincar--
I mean, that's a funny joke Nature-Spirits. Hahaha. Haha. Ha!
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Grenartia » Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:04 pm
by Nature-Spirits » Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:26 pm
Occupied Deutschland wrote:Nature-Spirits wrote:You never know, he could be one of those experimental ghost soldiers we all know the US has been developing.
What a preposterous idea. The ghost soldier program was discontinued because it kept running into the problem of somehow making the spirit capable of interacting with the physical realm. That's why we transitioned into experiments on reincar--
I mean, that's a funny joke Nature-Spirits. Hahaha. Haha. Ha!
Grenartia wrote:
Well, we had like 6 people. 1 had a death in the family, so there were only 4 on the only day we scheduled. He was going to play every Nazi, because he had blonde hair and blue eyes. We had to have one guy play Ryan, so that means one person had to fill in for the Nazi(s), 2 squad members, and one cameraman (and it was his camera, and only he knew how to work it). I was originally going to be Upham, but I got the short straw and was picked to play the Nazi(s). We had a guy named Ryan, so he was naturally playing Ryan.
So, with the roles sorted out, we proceeded to get our props together. We used a broom for a machine gun, and I brought a deactivated pineapple grenade I got from the WWII Museum.
Cue me badly singing Another One Bites the Dust while using the broom to mow down everybody randomly popping up from a small ditch. Then they started wandering around singing Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For. Then, they find Ryan, and all sing Mama I'm Coming Home, while I get blown up by a grenade.
If you want the footage, too bad. The lead guy said right out, before we even picked roles, that he'd delete the file after he sent it to our teacher.
by Astrolinium » Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:04 am
by The Empire of Pretantia » Mon Dec 07, 2015 5:40 am
by Alleniana » Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:54 am
Astrolinium wrote:Cerillium wrote:We might transition to the next thread soon. Don't know which Mod will post it.
Max Barry himself will journey to the highest point in Australia and call it down from the skies like thunder from mighty Jupiter.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Little bunny Foo foo Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the headBOOM!
WHAT WAS THAT?
AT4's!
CLAYMORES!
HAND GRENADES!
HOWITZERS!
BUNNY BITS!
EVERYWHERE!
Gotta love ordnance cadence calls.
by Zeinbrad » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:42 am
by Rupudska » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:42 am
Zeinbrad wrote:I just saw a guy who looks like Assad the Syrian Dictator...what does this mean?
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Alleniana » Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:12 am
by Lavan Tiri » Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:19 am
Zeinbrad wrote:I just saw a guy who looks like Assad the Syrian Dictator...what does this mean?
Big Jim P wrote:I like the way you think.
Constaniana wrote:Ah, so you were dropped on your head. This explains a lot.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Snarky bastard.
The Grey Wolf wrote:You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:I'm not sure whether to laugh because thIs is the best satire I've ever seen or be very very afraid because someone actually thinks all this so.... have a cookie?
John Holland wrote: John Holland
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