Personification Life OOC VI [OPEN]

[Swith Witherward]

Non-IC Spoof

Tieria watched the goddess get up in a wobbly fashion. Why did he find that amusing? Something that large tottering around like a baby learning to walk was something that one did not see often. Tieria smiled and lift a substantial tip for the bartender before walking over by Kei's side and taking her by the arm. "Okay, that's enough for you." he said neutrally, but with a smile.

Swith turned the corner and tripped over a bump in the rug. She stumbled forward and crashed into Kei.

"Oh lord," she snorted and pushed herself off the unfortunate creature. She tipped her head back to smile at Kei. There wasn't much difference in their heights, but Kei was a good 5" taller. "Nuts. I'm going to tell the landlord that the hall runner carpets are lifting again."

She turned to see if the carpet could be easily tacked down and noticed a tiny heap on the floor. "Aw, shit, sorry Tieria," she said as she propped the tiny man back on his feet and neatened his shirt. It was reflexive and maternal, given that he was the same height as her kindergarten-sized twins."

Swith shrugged. At least it wasn't the carpets lifting. "Alright, goodnight you two." She waved to them and continued on her way.

*runs away*

[AETEN II]

Ciaphas Cain is a good place to start in that case.

As for cake, my aunt always makes the special family recipe cake for relative's birthday. It tastes damn good (chocolate/coffee cake with extra stuff mixed in, along with chocolate coffee icing) and is only made for birthdays and some holidays.

I want the recipe!

I picked up a copy of Abnett's Ravenor Omnibus a few months ago but haven't had time to read it. I'd thought about using some of the ideas for an Inquisitor character here. Then again, I haven't read Brothers of the Snake yet, and that was a Christmas prezzie. We'll see. I honestly don't know enough about the Imperium to spoof it. I avoid playing it in 40K RP for that reason. It would be a funny element to bring into PL, but I need a solid player who knows his stuff and doesn't mind playing a parody. Also, the Emperor is off limits because of Siduer (who is the Emperor.)

I don't pay much attention to most workings of the IOM, I pay most attention to the Astates, Chaos, and 'Crons.

As for the Imperium though, it's less a solid empire like the Galactic Empire of Star Wars, and actually has more in common with a Federation of individual planetary governments, which themselves may be split into nations. So long as people pay their tributes and ship their allotted resources to the Feds, the Feds don't bring out the big guns and conquer the planet (again).

[The BranRiech]

I dun' know why Kei's so tall!?

I'd have her around 6 1/2 feet, after thinking about it. She might be tall in comparison to a normal person, but she's not a giant. Her hands aren't massive, she's not massive unless in her armor, but she's found no need to battle anymore.

[New Aksarben]

I dun' know why Kei's so tall!?

I'd have her around 6 1/2 feet, after thinking about it. She might be tall in comparison to a normal person, but she's not a giant. Her hands aren't massive, she's not massive unless in her armor, but she's found no need to battle anymore.

Yeah, that's not massive. There's teachers at my school that are that tall! And Sigtryggs about that tall. Tie must be REALLY short.....

[The BranRiech]

Yeah, that's not massive. There's teachers at my school that are that tall! And Sigtryggs about that tall. Tie must be REALLY short.....

He must be a midget. I'll bet all the other innovators make fun of him . . .

[Urran]

good morning. Looks like I need to wait for Tilt to move Yoshi.

[Urran]

I dun' know why Kei's so tall!?

I'd have her around 6 1/2 feet, after thinking about it. She might be tall in comparison to a normal person, but she's not a giant. Her hands aren't massive, she's not massive unless in her armor, but she's found no need to battle anymore.

My bad. I thought she was like 7 1/2 or 8 feet.

Tieria is around 5' 4"

[New Aksarben]

Didn't we discuss Kei's height before?

And it's not really the place to discuss global politics, urran.... That really didn't have anything to do with the Rp....

[The BranRiech]

Yeah, Urran, this ain't the place for that stuff. Keep it in general.

[Tiltjuice]

Re Kei's height...we did. *nods*

Re Yoshi...I am here for the next half hour. Then physical.

[Urran]

Re Kei's height...we did. *nods*

Re Yoshi...I am here for the next half hour. Then physical.

thanks.

[Tiltjuice]

Re Kei's height...we did. *nods*

Re Yoshi...I am here for the next half hour. Then physical.

thanks.

No prob.

[New Aksarben]

Wait! Did you guys just skip to morning?

[Urran]

Wait! Did you guys just skip to morning?

I didn't. i just had Yoshi wake up.

[Tiltjuice]

Minor distinction, although I suppose it could be read that way. I'll edit a bit.

[Chibi Vampires]

Am I good? I mean was that edit enough?

[Tiltjuice]

Am I good? I mean was that edit enough?

Yeah, no problem. *nods*

And now back later.

[New Aksarben]

So did time skip or not?

I just want to be sure, because things have been screwed up before by skips...

[Tiltjuice]

No.

[Torsiedelle]

Hallo! I accidentally forgot my switchblade in my pocket when I went to classes. That was scary! Good thing I hid it well

So, has it really become morning of the next day, IC?

[Tiltjuice]

Nope. Still night.

[Urran]

Hallo! I accidentally forgot my switchblade in my pocket when I went to classes. That was scary! Good thing I hid it well

So, has it really become morning of the next day, IC?

no. Yoshi got up and left though.

[Torsiedelle]

Oh. I must've...read those posts wrong or something. Okay then, I'll get a post up ASAP, and maybe check my puppets/Alts, maybe look at other stuff. I'll still be looking at this, though.

[Tiltjuice]

Lunchtime soon-ish.

[The BranRiech]

Sup', guys!

I got my tuxedo for Choir today, took all hour to get the fitting right.