Or you could just steal your date's money.
Stealing money is not rape if you didn't know.
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by Gallade » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:20 pm

by The Holy Therns » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:21 pm
Gallade wrote:Love, cake, wine and banter. No greater meaning to life (〜^∇^)〜
Ethel mermania wrote:to therns is to transend the pettiness of the field of play into the field of dreams.

by DesAnges » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:22 pm

by Ethel mermania » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:23 pm

by Glee-ville » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:31 pm


by Releign » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:31 pm

by Inky Noodles » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:32 pm

by Veceria » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:32 pm
Glee-ville wrote:I am here all you sexy people!
Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.
DesAnges wrote:People don't deserve respect, they earn it.
FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.
Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.

by GrandKirche » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:33 pm
Releign wrote:I In the 80's there was cold war drama; we fought the commies inside Nicaragua. Our friends were the Contra; we sent them lots of money for guns!(And landmines!)
But the congress stopped the money flow, just because the Contra moved a tiny bit of bloow...
But a hero came forth, his name was Oliver North! He and Reagan went around the SISSY CONGRESS! OLLIE NORTH!(Badump ump ump) You see, Oliver and Reagan sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran, who would always be a grateful ally, and gave the money to the Contra.
GENIUS!
But the sales were uncovered, by the press!(Hee hee!) Reagen and North(Well..) began to stress.(Gyeeh!) Oliver decided to take the blame to save Reagan from prison rape shame; because what they did was technically HIGH TREASOOOOON!But it was totally justified.
OLLIE NORTH(Dadadump dump Repeat 2x)
He's a Soldier!
And a Hero!
And a novelist!
AND NOW HE'S ON FOX NEEEEEWS!

by GrandKirche » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:34 pm
Inky Noodles wrote:GrandKirche wrote:
As long as you're not her teacher.
The main thing is to be casual, when you've not spoken in ages. So no poetry, declarations of love or "hi" followed by awkward staring.
As a writer its hard for me not to do the poetry and lovey dove stuff, but I will take it into note.

by Releign » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:34 pm
GrandKirche wrote:Releign wrote:I In the 80's there was cold war drama; we fought the commies inside Nicaragua. Our friends were the Contra; we sent them lots of money for guns!(And landmines!)
But the congress stopped the money flow, just because the Contra moved a tiny bit of bloow...
But a hero came forth, his name was Oliver North! He and Reagan went around the SISSY CONGRESS! OLLIE NORTH!(Badump ump ump) You see, Oliver and Reagan sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran, who would always be a grateful ally, and gave the money to the Contra.
GENIUS!
But the sales were uncovered, by the press!(Hee hee!) Reagen and North(Well..) began to stress.(Gyeeh!) Oliver decided to take the blame to save Reagan from prison rape shame; because what they did was technically HIGH TREASOOOOON!But it was totally justified.
OLLIE NORTH(Dadadump dump Repeat 2x)
He's a Soldier!
And a Hero!
And a novelist!
AND NOW HE'S ON FOX NEEEEEWS!
Not that I don't love American Dad, any reason?

by GrandKirche » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:37 pm

by Inky Noodles » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:38 pm
GrandKirche wrote:Inky Noodles wrote:As a writer its hard for me not to do the poetry and lovey dove stuff, but I will take it into note.
That's fine later on, but if you've been silent a long time you need to open the communication lines first. Then you progress from talking to hanging out, then you end up hanging out a lot, then something happens.
Encouraging the something by leaving poetry lying around (generic romantic not about her by name) is ok

by Esternial » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:39 pm
Inky Noodles wrote:GrandKirche wrote:
That's fine later on, but if you've been silent a long time you need to open the communication lines first. Then you progress from talking to hanging out, then you end up hanging out a lot, then something happens.
Encouraging the something by leaving poetry lying around (generic romantic not about her by name) is ok
I have had attempts at talking to her. Most fail.

by GrandKirche » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:40 pm

by Inky Noodles » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:41 pm

by Glee-ville » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:42 pm

by Veceria » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:43 pm
Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.
DesAnges wrote:People don't deserve respect, they earn it.
FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.
Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.

by Gallade » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:43 pm

by Neo Art » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:46 pm

by Glee-ville » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:48 pm

by Veceria » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:49 pm
Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.
DesAnges wrote:People don't deserve respect, they earn it.
FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.
Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.
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