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Our nations worst criminal punishment

Postby Kalasparata » Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:28 am

Has many steps here they in order. This is all the same punishment
1.Rehab
2. Paying 1,000,000,000,000kalaspi (our currency)
3. Working 24/7 without any food, clothes, breaks or wages. (it will be the world's worst most dangerous job) for about 38 hours
4. Drinking urine & eatin feacies (because no food nor water is given for a month)
5. Getting bitten repeatedly by peranas
6.This for about 24 months
7. Hanging them by the ear naked in public in the cold on a cloaths line with extremmly large and strong pegs and your hands tied up in a place so high noone reach you but low enough to be seen in Ipsola's Central District with all your luxeries getting smashed in your face and your money stollen
8.5,000 push-ups with a 5 metric tone brick on your back getting wipped repeatedly
9.Danger island. an island that has every sickness, dieases, natural disaster and no quarteen laws with no resources for 3 days. It has very little food and srinking water
10.Cutting off your hands and watching them go up in flames in you're face
11.Back bent backward rapidly. there will be no treatment for it!
12.Well make you watch while auctioning your possetions and give the money to charity.
13.Smashing your feet repedativly with a hammer
14.Shoving swords continuessly through your body
15.We give you small pox
16.We cure the small pox after a week
17.We chuck you out here
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for 5 years in the cold, rain and heat
18.We staple your mouth shut so we can't hear you
19.Repeated acid and fire burns
20.We dip a piece of magnesium into a 1000 degrees celcius liquid untill the metal gets hotter then we melt it on to your arm
21.Constant low voltage electricutions
22.We slowly and painfully unstaple your mouth
23.Getting stung by irrucungi jellifish and gettibng given the mimimal treatment that will ensure you don't die. No morphine nor other pain relivers will be given

24.Your perminatent gaol/jail cell, a cramed, cold 1 cubic meand giving the meter frezer on a space
station with 9 other room mates (10 to a cell) and no sheets, blankets of the sort but only one pillow for the 10 of you to share and your only allowed out 10 minutes a month for a toilet break and your only food is an expired loaf of moaldy bread and a 2L bottle of dirty, expired milk for a week with no light for you and your cell mates to shair. Your in there till you die! Begging for light and take off the ads which are covering the air hole and the paint job they spent hours on of the outside of the locker. You get tazored for complaing about ichy, board, squashed, cramed, in-pain, hungry, thirsty, cold, sick, diesed need to go to the toilet, have female issues (if youn know what I mean), have food poisening, are dirty, the cell is dirty. Also, the 100 year old, rusted, tin cell never gets cleaned, ever! They are forden to make noise, speek or have any freedom in the slightest form. There is no...room to sit on the floor, chairs, lights, form of entertainment enough, air, showers are strictly forbinen. We allow you out once a day to speek to a priest (optional), who is behind a bullet proof glass and ask for repentance and forgivness, once this has happened, if it's happened you go back to your cell, if it hasn't happened, you go back to your cell.

25.Once your dead, we send you back to earth where we donate your organs ect to charity

Also, the death penalaty is outlawed........and the cells are covered in thin light buble rap so noone can kill themselves but they can still get hurt survelly
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Postby The Valepian Lands » Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:16 am

Unlike Kalasparata, The Valepian Lands is humane and civilized, and only has life-sentence in a normal prison as the worst punishment.
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Postby Eternal Life with God » Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:18 am

Death sentence for the combined crimes of rape, murder and high treason
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Postby Greater Albion PLC » Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:22 am

Yeah, we just hang people. We're not bloody animals.
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Postby Nvidia Chocolates » Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:25 am

Kalasparata wrote:Has many steps here they in order. This is all the same punishment
1. Paying 1,000,000,000,000kalaspi (our currency)
2. Working 24/7 without any food, clothes, breaks or wages. (it will be the world's worst most dangerous job)
3. Drinking urine & eatin feacies (because no food nor water is given for a month)
4. Getting bitten repeatedly by peranas
5. Hanging them by the ear naked in public on a cloaths line with extremmly large and strong pgs and your hands tied up in a place so high noone reach you but low enough to be seen in Ipsola's Central District with aoll your luxeries getting smashed in your face and your money stollen
6.5,000 push-ups with a 5 metric tone brick on your back getting wipped
7.Danger island. an island that has every sickness, dieases, natural disaster and no quarteen laws with no resources for 3 days. It has very little food and srinking water
8.Cutting off your handsm and watching them go up in flames in they're face
9.Back bent backward rapiddly. there will be no treatment for it!
10.Your perminatent gaol/jail cell and your only allowed out 10 minutes a month for a toilet break and your only food is an expired loaf of moaldy bread and a 2L bottle of dirty, expired milk for a week with no light. Your in there till you die! Begging for light and take off the sads which are covering the air hole and the paint job they spent hours on of the outside of the locker. These are in public with police holding tazors guarding them. Police also have authority to open the cell to to zap the criminal any time he/she complains about that he or she is: ichy, board, lonely, in-pain, hungry, thirsty, cold, hot (there is no insalation in these tin cells), sick, need to go to the toilet, have female issues (if youn know what I mean), have food poisenimg, are dirty, the cell is dirty. Also, the 100 year old, rusted cell never gets cleaned, ever! They are forden to make noise, speek or have any freedom in the slightest form. There is no...room to sit ion the floor, chairs, lights, form of entertainment enough air No showers allowed


Also, the death penalaty is outlawed........and the cells are covered in thin light buble rap so noone can kill themselves but they can still get hurt survelly


:blink: :blink:

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Postby Swilatia » Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:30 am

Unlike Kalasparata, we are a civilised nation and do not use such cruel and unusual punishments.
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Postby Rejistania » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:21 am

$DEITY, and people complain that life sentence in Rejistania is bad...
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Postby Windows Vista Business » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:27 am

Tight up the criminals on a chair and make them use Windows Me or Microsoft Bob for 45 hours
Drop a computer monitor on the criminals each day
Make them eat Diskettes and CDs for 3 months
Make them talk with Dell Tech Support for 2 weeks straight
Note: over 80% of our population is computer geeks
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Postby Mehayn » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:29 am

Our nation's worst punishment is prison for 30 years.

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Postby Rejistania » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:32 am

Windows Vista Business wrote:Tight up the criminals on a chair and make them use Windows Me or Microsoft Bob for 45 hours
Drop a computer monitor on the criminals each day
Make them eat Diskettes and CDs for 3 months
Make them talk with Dell Tech Support for 2 weeks straight
Note: over 80% of our population is computer geeks


c'mon, ME is humane compared to other M$ OSes: M$ DOS 4.0 for example. Or Windows NT 3.51, or V*st* on a 90MHz computer...
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Headlines from the Na~ovi Nanti: Hetkali election ended in no candidate over 2% hurdle - Syku I Jai fired as coach of Aetaila Seli, youth coach Hea I Juien takes over reins of club - Rising number of fairy penguins in Sumumusumu and neighboring islands


This person is pro-EU and proud of it! They are also a Eurofederalist and want the Federated States of Europe!

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South Indies
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Postby South Indies » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:34 am

We have the death penalty by firing squad. That's probably as cruel and unusual as it gets.

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Postby Trerents » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:37 am

Jesus Croist!

Trerents maintains its policy of life imprisonment as its harshest punishment.
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Postby Great Nepal » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:39 am

Kalasparata wrote:Has many steps here they in order. This is all the same punishment
1. Paying 1,000,000,000,000kalaspi (our currency)
2. Working 24/7 without any food, clothes, breaks or wages. (it will be the world's worst most dangerous job)
3. Drinking urine & eatin feacies (because no food nor water is given for a month)
4. Getting bitten repeatedly by peranas
5. Hanging them by the ear naked in public on a cloaths line with extremmly large and strong pgs and your hands tied up in a place so high noone reach you but low enough to be seen in Ipsola's Central District with aoll your luxeries getting smashed in your face and your money stollen
6.5,000 push-ups with a 5 metric tone brick on your back getting wipped
7.Danger island. an island that has every sickness, dieases, natural disaster and no quarteen laws with no resources for 3 days. It has very little food and srinking water
8.Cutting off your handsm and watching them go up in flames in they're face
9.Back bent backward rapiddly. there will be no treatment for it!
10.Your perminatent gaol/jail cell and your only allowed out 10 minutes a month for a toilet break and your only food is an expired loaf of moaldy bread and a 2L bottle of dirty, expired milk for a week with no light. Your in there till you die! Begging for light and take off the sads which are covering the air hole and the paint job they spent hours on of the outside of the locker. These are in public with police holding tazors guarding them. Police also have authority to open the cell to to zap the criminal any time he/she complains about that he or she is: ichy, board, lonely, in-pain, hungry, thirsty, cold, hot (there is no insalation in these tin cells), sick, need to go to the toilet, have female issues (if youn know what I mean), have food poisenimg, are dirty, the cell is dirty. Also, the 100 year old, rusted cell never gets cleaned, ever! They are forden to make noise, speek or have any freedom in the slightest form. There is no...room to sit ion the floor, chairs, lights, form of entertainment enough air No showers allowed


Also, the death penalaty is outlawed........and the cells are covered in thin light buble rap so noone can kill themselves but they can still get hurt survelly

This is the punishment for those who burn our flag, in our country and there are more worst punishment than this in Great Nepal.
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Postby Windows Vista Business » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:40 am

Rejistania wrote:
Windows Vista Business wrote:Tight up the criminals on a chair and make them use Windows Me or Microsoft Bob for 45 hours
Drop a computer monitor on the criminals each day
Make them eat Diskettes and CDs for 3 months
Make them talk with Dell Tech Support for 2 weeks straight
Note: over 80% of our population is computer geeks


c'mon, ME is humane compared to other M$ OSes: M$ DOS 4.0 for example. Or Windows NT 3.51, or V*st* on a 90MHz computer...

We ran out of MS DOS diskettes in 2002...and Windows NT 3.51 is crap but not that worse than ME and you are insulting us by saying Vista is ****
also we make Windows 95 computers run ME
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Postby The HURD » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:46 am

Windows Vista Business wrote:Tight up the criminals on a chair and make them use Windows Me or Microsoft Bob for 45 hours
Drop a computer monitor on the criminals each day
Make them eat Diskettes and CDs for 3 months
Make them talk with Dell Tech Support for 2 weeks straight
Note: over 80% of our population is computer geeks

Forcing someone to se a M$ Operating system is a cruel and unusual punishment. The HURD opposes it. The worst punishment in the HURD is expulsion from society. People who commit crimes which warrant this punishment are tattooed on their face with the description of the crime they committed. Then they are released. HURDists are taught not to get into any sort of contracts with schly marked people. And since everything in the HURD is based on mtual contracts, this does mean that these people will likely starve, or live in the wilderness or somehow make it to another nation and live there.

Forcing people to use FreeDOS for a while is also a pnishment bt for minor crimes.
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Postby Charlotte Ryberg » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:51 am

In Charlotte Ryberg the life sentence in a maximum security prison is the largest punishment possible. The death penalty has been abolished and according to NSWiki the last execution had to take place, outside our borders.

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Postby Kulony » Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:01 am

Your punishment makes some cruelest punishment that we've ever seen looks like hugging a pillow. I'm either afraid, ashamed, or facepalm at this. The worst thing we ever do is only shooting traitors to death.

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Postby Tswonyu » Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:22 am

This is quite a set up you have here. Tswonyu approves.

Your deliciously cruel and unusual methods have inspired our nation to invent more interesting ways of executing our prisoners. We are still a small nation, but someday we hope to reach that level of awesomeness cruelty sophistication.

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Postby Manahakatouki » Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:31 am

I love how al this horrible stuff happens in your country, but the death penalty is banned. Arn't you nice people! :)
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Postby Iglesian Archipelago » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:12 am

Swilatia wrote:Unlike Kalasparata, we are a civilised nation and do not use such cruel and unusual punishments.

^ This.
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Holy Imperial States
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Postby Holy Imperial States » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:18 am

Take the prisoner out into the yard and have them shot

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Postby Longfort » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:19 am

Kalasparata wrote:Has many steps here they in order. This is all the same punishment
1. Paying 1,000,000,000,000kalaspi (our currency)
2. Working 24/7 without any food, clothes, breaks or wages. (it will be the world's worst most dangerous job)
3. Drinking urine & eatin feacies (because no food nor water is given for a month)
4. Getting bitten repeatedly by peranas
5. Hanging them by the ear naked in public on a cloaths line with extremmly large and strong pgs and your hands tied up in a place so high noone reach you but low enough to be seen in Ipsola's Central District with aoll your luxeries getting smashed in your face and your money stollen
6.5,000 push-ups with a 5 metric tone brick on your back getting wipped
7.Danger island. an island that has every sickness, dieases, natural disaster and no quarteen laws with no resources for 3 days. It has very little food and srinking water
8.Cutting off your handsm and watching them go up in flames in they're face
9.Back bent backward rapiddly. there will be no treatment for it!
10.Your perminatent gaol/jail cell and your only allowed out 10 minutes a month for a toilet break and your only food is an expired loaf of moaldy bread and a 2L bottle of dirty, expired milk for a week with no light. Your in there till you die! Begging for light and take off the sads which are covering the air hole and the paint job they spent hours on of the outside of the locker. These are in public with police holding tazors guarding them. Police also have authority to open the cell to to zap the criminal any time he/she complains about that he or she is: ichy, board, lonely, in-pain, hungry, thirsty, cold, hot (there is no insalation in these tin cells), sick, need to go to the toilet, have female issues (if youn know what I mean), have food poisenimg, are dirty, the cell is dirty. Also, the 100 year old, rusted cell never gets cleaned, ever! They are forden to make noise, speek or have any freedom in the slightest form. There is no...room to sit ion the floor, chairs, lights, form of entertainment enough air No showers allowed


Also, the death penalaty is outlawed........and the cells are covered in thin light buble rap so noone can kill themselves but they can still get hurt survelly

Just like in Longfort, but we have also death penalty (electric chair, gas chamber, decapitation, dismemberment, hanging, stoning, impalement, crucifixion, lethal injection and execution by firing squad, etc.).

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Swilatia
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Postby Swilatia » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:22 am

Iglesian Archipelago wrote:
Swilatia wrote:Unlike Kalasparata, we are a civilised nation and do not use such cruel and unusual punishments.

^ This.

Besides, the maximum punishment is life imprisonment.

We don't have that either in Swilatia, the maximum is 20 years.
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Postby Ewa beach » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:23 am

Every crime has the death penalty.
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Postby Jalanat » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:23 am

The worst criminal punishment in Jalanat:

You'll be genetically modified so you'll look like a mewtwo and then tie you in a chair and make you watch High School Musical over and over untill you die of Starvation, Dehydration or Random Explosion of your head because you are watching High School Musical.
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