by Kalasparata » Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:28 am
by The Valepian Lands » Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:16 am
by Eternal Life with God » Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:18 am
by Greater Albion PLC » Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:22 am
by Nvidia Chocolates » Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:25 am
Kalasparata wrote:Has many steps here they in order. This is all the same punishment
1. Paying 1,000,000,000,000kalaspi (our currency)
2. Working 24/7 without any food, clothes, breaks or wages. (it will be the world's worst most dangerous job)
3. Drinking urine & eatin feacies (because no food nor water is given for a month)
4. Getting bitten repeatedly by peranas
5. Hanging them by the ear naked in public on a cloaths line with extremmly large and strong pgs and your hands tied up in a place so high noone reach you but low enough to be seen in Ipsola's Central District with aoll your luxeries getting smashed in your face and your money stollen
6.5,000 push-ups with a 5 metric tone brick on your back getting wipped
7.Danger island. an island that has every sickness, dieases, natural disaster and no quarteen laws with no resources for 3 days. It has very little food and srinking water
8.Cutting off your handsm and watching them go up in flames in they're face
9.Back bent backward rapiddly. there will be no treatment for it!
10.Your perminatent gaol/jail cell and your only allowed out 10 minutes a month for a toilet break and your only food is an expired loaf of moaldy bread and a 2L bottle of dirty, expired milk for a week with no light. Your in there till you die! Begging for light and take off the sads which are covering the air hole and the paint job they spent hours on of the outside of the locker. These are in public with police holding tazors guarding them. Police also have authority to open the cell to to zap the criminal any time he/she complains about that he or she is: ichy, board, lonely, in-pain, hungry, thirsty, cold, hot (there is no insalation in these tin cells), sick, need to go to the toilet, have female issues (if youn know what I mean), have food poisenimg, are dirty, the cell is dirty. Also, the 100 year old, rusted cell never gets cleaned, ever! They are forden to make noise, speek or have any freedom in the slightest form. There is no...room to sit ion the floor, chairs, lights, form of entertainment enough air No showers allowed
Also, the death penalaty is outlawed........and the cells are covered in thin light buble rap so noone can kill themselves but they can still get hurt survelly
by Swilatia » Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:30 am
by Rejistania » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:21 am
Headlines from the Na~ovi Nanti: Hetkali election ended in no candidate over 2% hurdle - Syku I Jai fired as coach of Aetaila Seli, youth coach Hea I Juien takes over reins of club - Rising number of fairy penguins in Sumumusumu and neighboring islands
by Windows Vista Business » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:27 am
by Rejistania » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:32 am
Windows Vista Business wrote:Tight up the criminals on a chair and make them use Windows Me or Microsoft Bob for 45 hours
Drop a computer monitor on the criminals each day
Make them eat Diskettes and CDs for 3 months
Make them talk with Dell Tech Support for 2 weeks straight
Note: over 80% of our population is computer geeks
Headlines from the Na~ovi Nanti: Hetkali election ended in no candidate over 2% hurdle - Syku I Jai fired as coach of Aetaila Seli, youth coach Hea I Juien takes over reins of club - Rising number of fairy penguins in Sumumusumu and neighboring islands
by South Indies » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:34 am
by Trerents » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:37 am
by Great Nepal » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:39 am
Kalasparata wrote:Has many steps here they in order. This is all the same punishment
1. Paying 1,000,000,000,000kalaspi (our currency)
2. Working 24/7 without any food, clothes, breaks or wages. (it will be the world's worst most dangerous job)
3. Drinking urine & eatin feacies (because no food nor water is given for a month)
4. Getting bitten repeatedly by peranas
5. Hanging them by the ear naked in public on a cloaths line with extremmly large and strong pgs and your hands tied up in a place so high noone reach you but low enough to be seen in Ipsola's Central District with aoll your luxeries getting smashed in your face and your money stollen
6.5,000 push-ups with a 5 metric tone brick on your back getting wipped
7.Danger island. an island that has every sickness, dieases, natural disaster and no quarteen laws with no resources for 3 days. It has very little food and srinking water
8.Cutting off your handsm and watching them go up in flames in they're face
9.Back bent backward rapiddly. there will be no treatment for it!
10.Your perminatent gaol/jail cell and your only allowed out 10 minutes a month for a toilet break and your only food is an expired loaf of moaldy bread and a 2L bottle of dirty, expired milk for a week with no light. Your in there till you die! Begging for light and take off the sads which are covering the air hole and the paint job they spent hours on of the outside of the locker. These are in public with police holding tazors guarding them. Police also have authority to open the cell to to zap the criminal any time he/she complains about that he or she is: ichy, board, lonely, in-pain, hungry, thirsty, cold, hot (there is no insalation in these tin cells), sick, need to go to the toilet, have female issues (if youn know what I mean), have food poisenimg, are dirty, the cell is dirty. Also, the 100 year old, rusted cell never gets cleaned, ever! They are forden to make noise, speek or have any freedom in the slightest form. There is no...room to sit ion the floor, chairs, lights, form of entertainment enough air No showers allowed
Also, the death penalaty is outlawed........and the cells are covered in thin light buble rap so noone can kill themselves but they can still get hurt survelly
by Windows Vista Business » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:40 am
Rejistania wrote:Windows Vista Business wrote:Tight up the criminals on a chair and make them use Windows Me or Microsoft Bob for 45 hours
Drop a computer monitor on the criminals each day
Make them eat Diskettes and CDs for 3 months
Make them talk with Dell Tech Support for 2 weeks straight
Note: over 80% of our population is computer geeks
c'mon, ME is humane compared to other M$ OSes: M$ DOS 4.0 for example. Or Windows NT 3.51, or V*st* on a 90MHz computer...
by The HURD » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:46 am
Windows Vista Business wrote:Tight up the criminals on a chair and make them use Windows Me or Microsoft Bob for 45 hours
Drop a computer monitor on the criminals each day
Make them eat Diskettes and CDs for 3 months
Make them talk with Dell Tech Support for 2 weeks straight
Note: over 80% of our population is computer geeks
by Charlotte Ryberg » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:51 am
by Kulony » Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:01 am
by Tswonyu » Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:22 am
by Manahakatouki » Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:31 am
by Iglesian Archipelago » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:12 am
Swilatia wrote:Unlike Kalasparata, we are a civilised nation and do not use such cruel and unusual punishments.
by Holy Imperial States » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:18 am
by Longfort » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:19 am
Kalasparata wrote:Has many steps here they in order. This is all the same punishment
1. Paying 1,000,000,000,000kalaspi (our currency)
2. Working 24/7 without any food, clothes, breaks or wages. (it will be the world's worst most dangerous job)
3. Drinking urine & eatin feacies (because no food nor water is given for a month)
4. Getting bitten repeatedly by peranas
5. Hanging them by the ear naked in public on a cloaths line with extremmly large and strong pgs and your hands tied up in a place so high noone reach you but low enough to be seen in Ipsola's Central District with aoll your luxeries getting smashed in your face and your money stollen
6.5,000 push-ups with a 5 metric tone brick on your back getting wipped
7.Danger island. an island that has every sickness, dieases, natural disaster and no quarteen laws with no resources for 3 days. It has very little food and srinking water
8.Cutting off your handsm and watching them go up in flames in they're face
9.Back bent backward rapiddly. there will be no treatment for it!
10.Your perminatent gaol/jail cell and your only allowed out 10 minutes a month for a toilet break and your only food is an expired loaf of moaldy bread and a 2L bottle of dirty, expired milk for a week with no light. Your in there till you die! Begging for light and take off the sads which are covering the air hole and the paint job they spent hours on of the outside of the locker. These are in public with police holding tazors guarding them. Police also have authority to open the cell to to zap the criminal any time he/she complains about that he or she is: ichy, board, lonely, in-pain, hungry, thirsty, cold, hot (there is no insalation in these tin cells), sick, need to go to the toilet, have female issues (if youn know what I mean), have food poisenimg, are dirty, the cell is dirty. Also, the 100 year old, rusted cell never gets cleaned, ever! They are forden to make noise, speek or have any freedom in the slightest form. There is no...room to sit ion the floor, chairs, lights, form of entertainment enough air No showers allowed
Also, the death penalaty is outlawed........and the cells are covered in thin light buble rap so noone can kill themselves but they can still get hurt survelly
by Jalanat » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:23 am
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